Ch'i

uncle phil receives frequent roof jobs from Fly.

mixedmedia

Ch'i likes to watch.

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Elphaba

MixedMedia is a Veronica Lake look-a-like.

Fremen

The cute Elph likes it when we spread peanut butter on her elbows.
She's cool like that.

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divagrrrl

Fremen actually prefers watersports over those involving sand and dirt, but is afraid of being pummeled if such an admission is made publicly.


(new to the thread, be gentle. )

Fly

diva actually likes it rough as opposed to gentle.


good on you girl.

diva actually likes it rough as opposed to gentle.


good on you girl.

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777

Fly's story for the cops, after they found the pot plant in the backyard, is that he really, sincerly, actually thought it was a giant, regular, non-pot weed.

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Roger Zelazny

mixedmedia

Fly says everything twice, everything twice.

And he is an excellent driver.

Awww, man....


777 did that on purpose.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ch'i

mixedmedia never does it on purpose.

mixedmedia

Yeah, guess I just "get lucky."

Ch'i has permanent orange stains on his fingers from his pathetic Cheetos addiction.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ch'i

mixedmedia is really Stephanie March, and she will prosecute.

Zeraph

Ch'i mutilated his own ears to look like an elf.

Lady Sage

Zeraphs real name is Seraphina...

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Fly

ohh........cheetos and porno.......problem child written all over that.


mixed "DOES" do it on purpose..........don't let her fool you.

what do you mean refresh..............sorry guys.



sage likes to ride tricycles..........

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mixedmedia

Fly would bend over backward for his friends at tfp...



awww, fly aren't you sweet?

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

JumpinJesus

mixedmedia has been saving all the lint she has removed from her toenails since she was 12 and has grand plans for it: she is going to knit a sweater. She doesn't want anyone to know where the material came from.

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Charlatan

JJ has a large collection of sex toys. He doesn't use any of them and he doesn't tell shesus about them either. He just likes to look at them.

The collection has gotten so large that he has taken out a storage locker. he goes there about once a week to just sit an look at them. Between visits it's all he can think about.

He's not sure when it started but his hobby is starting to worry him.

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- Old Man Luedecke

mixedmedia

Charlatan's just afraid of losing his best customer...

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

SirLance

mm hold the patent on the polish tickler.... too bad the french got there first!

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Ch'i

SirLance no use good gramar.

loquitur

Ch'i screams out ________'s name in his sleep. (the real name he screams is just too horrible to reveal publicly)

JumpinJesus

Ch'i is a wealthy eccentric. He bathes in green tea whenever he's angry, convinced it will turn him into the Incredible Hulk.

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loquitur

jumpin' jesus jumps even though he doesn't have to since he can walk on water as it is.

uncle phil

our resident "speaker" only recently discovered the wonders of his double-jointed thumb...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Uncle Phil, at this very moment, is singing and dancing in front of a mirror in his tiger-striped bikini underwear while listening to Depeche Mode's I Just Can't Get Enough. It's twue, it's twue.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

and the mixed one is holding the mirror...one of those wavy, carnival-type mirrors that make you look like a fat, crooked shmoo...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

JumpinJesus

uncle phil once spent 13 straight hours looking for every possible remix to "We Built This City" on a file-sharing client. He weeped uncontrollably after getting a poor connection to a file titled "We Built This City - Rochester Mix" and spending 4 hours downloading it only to find out that it was a misnamed Bob Seger song. He immediately proceeded to fire off an angry email to Grace Slick demanding to know if there existed such a rare mix. He's still waiting for the reply.

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uncle phil

that is freakin' beautiful, JJ...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, JJ, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a barstool, sat on him...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil was disguised as the next barstool, and was horribly dissapointed when JJ didn't sit on HIM.

Which explains the weeping sound you heard, JJ....

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Lady Sage

Of course SL would know since his night job is pole dancing at said bar. *gasp*

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Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
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JumpinJesus

What Lady Sage won't tell you is that she once wrote a fawning fan letter to David Cassidy. It went "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for." Mortified to hear the contents of the letter in a hit song 6 months later, she sued for intellectual theft. It was the pilot case on "The People's Court" but never aired. The reason was that Miss Sage was so humiliated by the whole episode that she sent a friend to impersonate her. The ruse was discovered, but Judge Wapner was so impressed with her friend's acting ability that he made a few phone calls and 30 some years later, she is selling figurines on QVC. Lady Sage holds such a grudge against her friend that she refuses to order any cable service that carries QVC.

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SirLance

How does JJ know this? And well you might ask!

JJ IS DAVID CASSIDY! The HORROR! DAVID CASSIDY IS ON TFP!

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uncle phil

SL, you snake...

danny bonaduce you're not?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

timothy4testes

uncle phil is actually dr phils father

mixedmedia

timothy is actually for tsetses

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

SirLance

mm was the only listener to Danny Bonaduce's radio program...

and how do I know this, you ask?

Uncle Phil is right! I AM DANNY BONADUCE!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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uncle phil

doncha just hate being right all the time?

the lanced one has red hair...on his left-hand ring finger...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Zeraph

UP thinks "sugar pills" are a type of vitamin.

uncle phil

Z bought a hula-hoop at a garage sale last saturday...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle p dressed in his best "go-to-town" sleeper jammies last Saturday and stroked his autoharp playing, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia".

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