12-11-2004, 06:04 PM | #5362 (permalink) |
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and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!'
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12-11-2004, 06:18 PM | #5363 (permalink) |
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jg thinks ng is a guy...
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12-11-2004, 08:14 PM | #5365 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
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tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together.
so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis. .....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal..... *man....what the hell is up with that?* (yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy) cha-ching |
12-13-2004, 01:18 PM | #5366 (permalink) |
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fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there)
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12-15-2004, 04:26 PM | #5367 (permalink) |
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uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?"
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12-15-2004, 05:10 PM | #5368 (permalink) |
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jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am...
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12-16-2004, 07:16 PM | #5369 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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uncle phil likes to take the skin off of sausages and hide the skins down his pants, then he walks around his local dogpark waiting for K-9 affection.
(sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.)
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12-17-2004, 01:07 PM | #5371 (permalink) |
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in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down...
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12-19-2004, 02:10 PM | #5373 (permalink) |
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Oh My Freakin' God................I'm Blind.
Dawg regularly chases cats with a cattle prod.....just to see how high the can jump
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12-19-2004, 06:07 PM | #5376 (permalink) |
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personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray.
don't knock it if you haven't tried it?
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12-20-2004, 12:45 PM | #5378 (permalink) |
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i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..."
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12-21-2004, 12:53 PM | #5383 (permalink) |
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actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag...
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12-22-2004, 01:05 PM | #5385 (permalink) |
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(and they were female, fre...)
fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern...
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12-22-2004, 02:39 PM | #5386 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Quote:
uncle phil tests all sleeper jammies, personally. *grumbles*mysterious crotch stains*grumbles* You like my exclamation point?
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12-23-2004, 01:00 PM | #5389 (permalink) |
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Z put it in the dryer...
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01-02-2005, 05:58 PM | #5390 (permalink) |
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Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies.
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01-03-2005, 02:06 AM | #5395 (permalink) | |
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
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bundy is really Ted Bundy
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01-03-2005, 12:55 PM | #5396 (permalink) |
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COA yearns to return to bakersfield...
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