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Old 02-20-2007, 12:12 AM   #7801 (permalink)
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Mixedmedia has been experimenting in body painting. She started with coating her breasts with paint, and leaving an impression on the canvas, to completely soaking her entire body in many colors, and flinging herself into her art.
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:11 AM   #7802 (permalink)
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777 has unusually large hands. He tries to hide them by wearing unusually large suits. Unfortunately it makes his head look large. So he wears a lot of hats to compensate.
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Old 02-20-2007, 12:45 PM   #7803 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Location: Across the way
Charlatan on the other hand has a large glove and a large hat, suggesting that he is generally "large". And although size matters, Charlatan has kept his 'size' a well-kept secret...
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:10 PM   #7804 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
As Sharon sensuously stroked her amazingly hairless ass the other night (driving tfpers crazy) she discovered it wasn't intact.
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:55 PM   #7805 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Ocm? ain't right...
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:54 PM   #7806 (permalink)
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Agreed, and a public apology.

uncle phil harbors a strange fear of Prince, or whatever he's called this year.
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Old 02-21-2007, 05:07 AM   #7807 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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OCM is Prince.
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:07 AM   #7808 (permalink)
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Sharon likes to sit for days and stare at the wall. When asked why all she as to say about it is, "I love my wall."

Her parents think she just a little weird but they love her anyway.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:42 PM   #7809 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
Sweating in the tropics, Charlatan has reconsidered the meanings of his "bad" dreams; sometimes they feel so GOOD!
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Old 02-21-2007, 06:16 PM   #7810 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
OCM? Is NOT Prince. OCM? is Carl Jung's great great grandson, Nottingham Wilbert Jung.

Yes indeedy, ladies and gents, OCM is Not Wil Jung....
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Old 02-21-2007, 06:37 PM   #7811 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Sir Lance once took hallucinogens with some natives in Bora Bora and he has yet to figure out why he woke up with a squid in his underwear.
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:45 PM   #7812 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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the mixed one has a kilt in her closet for those "special" occasions...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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the pig likes it.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:57 PM   #7813 (permalink)
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Thrice daily...
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Old 02-22-2007, 10:47 PM   #7814 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Ocm? once beat a Canadian toker on the ass at a roofer's convention.
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:22 AM   #7815 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Fremen is actually the most sensitive cow-tipper in Texas. He lays a mattress down so the cows don't hurt themselves when they fall.
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:41 AM   #7816 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
........then joe comes along and has his way with the cows.


freak



*and Fre......who might you be refering too?*
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Old 02-23-2007, 06:09 AM   #7817 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Fly had a secret marriage when he was 14 to a Danish contortionist who worked in a sideshow. They lived blissfully in her carnival trailer for a short while until one deep, dark night his parents whisked him away without his even having an opportunity to say farewell to his demanding yet flexible lover. Now, even years later, he is still aroused whenever he sees posable action figures and Gumby dolls.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:32 AM   #7818 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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mixedmedia wears prada
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:44 AM   #7819 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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OCM's big secret is that he is not human
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:49 AM   #7820 (permalink)
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Charlatan has volumes of detailed maturbation journals that he has kept since he was a child.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:59 AM   #7821 (permalink)
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mixedmedia has been rummaging through my journals.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:26 AM   #7822 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Charlatan's journals might have masturbation reminiscences in them, but they also contain flowers and butterflies.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:05 PM   #7823 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Flowers and butterflies are OCM?'s favorite sexual fantasies...
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:18 PM   #7824 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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And?

SirLance likes making stuff up but won't hop a plane because he's afraid of flying.
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:13 PM   #7825 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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OCM hosts elaborate orgies at his house where he has sex with all the guests. But he only ever invites domesticated animals.
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:06 PM   #7826 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Teacher, teacher, I declare, I saw Sharon's underwear!

Sharon, what's with the boxer shorts?
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Old 03-03-2007, 04:36 AM   #7827 (permalink)
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Sir Lance enjoys rolling naked in the hay. By himself.

He likes the way it prickles his flesh.
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Old 03-03-2007, 05:26 AM   #7828 (permalink)
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charlie sleeps with two empty tin cans...covered with two layers of flannel...and bound together with two-sided tape...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:45 AM   #7829 (permalink)
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phil likes silly love songs............and he digs Elton too.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:09 AM   #7830 (permalink)
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fly likes to cover his bed in gummi bears and roll naked in them. He never eats them but he does offer them out to guests as a treat.
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:36 PM   #7831 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Charlatan has a special gummi-bear mold, that strongly resembles his first grade teacher...
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:52 PM   #7832 (permalink)
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SirLance is really a ninja from China
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:57 PM   #7833 (permalink)
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Amonkie 是一樣華美像Garbo! 牌子門羅看起來像狒狒!

But, she would never let on.
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Old 03-06-2007, 11:54 AM   #7834 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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SirLance has yet to give me anything long and hard, even with the Chinese language pack. (What the hell was that supposed to mean, anyway?)
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Old 03-06-2007, 12:54 PM   #7835 (permalink)
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Amonkie is more sultry than Garbo, and makes Monroe look like a beast.

OCM loves things long & hard!
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:26 PM   #7836 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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(SIR! You have to make something up that nobody knows yet!)

SirLance was looking out his window the other night and thought he saw a fairy. When he went out to investigate he discovered his neighbor, putting up listening equipment, and as quiet as a mouse he snuck back inside. The very idea of being heard made him...very excited.
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:09 PM   #7837 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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crazymod makes a mean plate of pasta.
If you don't eat it all, it kicks your ass.
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:35 PM   #7838 (permalink)
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Fremen has a recurring dream about tying Simon Cowell to a chair and force-feeding him pasta until he actually turns into a pasta noodle and is eaten by Dom DeLuise with a nice vodka sauce.
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:11 AM   #7839 (permalink)
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mixedmedia has a secret dream of owning a penis, and violently boning all the men who have ever done her wrong.
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:24 AM   #7840 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Sharon "owns" a penis, but isn't as satisfied with it as she thought she'd be.
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