fucking dark out; and cold, too...

what is this fucking shit, floriduh is supposed to be the land of fucking sunshine, not icicles...

FUCCCCCCCCCK, my freelance job is finished, but her fucking software is fucking up and so I don't get paid til her software company pulls their head out of their fucking ass. I should get my money NOW, my fucking end of the fucking deal fucking works.

fucking sweatshirts and socks...

wonder if fucking noodle is thawed out yet...

this wind can fuck off any time now........

I wonder which fucking thread is in inane. This fucking thread or the fucking Pointless Announcements thread.

No, noodle is not fucking thawed out yet. Noodle is sleeping at other people's houses. Because it was 16 fucking degrees last night. And it only got to 50 today.

fucking heat wave comin'...

Really Phil? Cause we have a 30% chance of the fuckin' white shit in North Florida this weekend. Fuck ME!

How you fucking doing, Noodle?

noodle.........i could soooooooooo fucking play this one up...:D


you should be fucking lucky i like you......:thumbsup:

*fucking facepalm*


:lol:

^ same fucking here...

I'm glad you Florida fuckers are finally getting a taste of the great white north. Brings a fucking tear to my eye.

Fucking bite me, Eden.
You could just as easily live south but nooooooooooooo....

Again, you do not live in the fucking south. You live in the north, it just happens to be fucking south of me.

Houses in Virginia are not fucking insulated! (insulting!)
I remember when it was 10 degrees a few times.

We'd sit on the couch under many layers & draw straws to see whose turn it was to take the dog out
to fuckin' pee & whose turn it was to go to the freezing kitchen to make something to eat.

Actually, is was still better than fuckin' San Francisco winters.

I live in Wisconsin and it's supposed to be several numbers below zero tonight,
but I've never been as cold as I was in San Francisco.

Fuck. I wish I could afford to move back there. It's the fuckin' best city.

I fuckin' really miss it. Crazy, eh?

Miss grace you should know how to rub someone's shaky grasp of grammar/spelling in their face. :)

It did take me 15 fucking minutes to figure out what the hell you were talking about in PA.

North Florida is technically South Georgia. Fuck off. :lol:

one fucking week of this shit...

fucking SMOKIN" jam last night......just fucking wish i had of come home a fuck of a lot sooner than now.

Fuck, I'm sorry Eden.
I was just havin' a little fun.
I didn't mean to be fuckin' mean or anything.

fuck Eden....he's a big fucking boy..........should be able to handle it,seeing as how he can sure fucking dish it out.

Oh hell miss grace, I'm not fucking mad, I know I misspell words on a constant basis.

I like fucking fly said, I'm a big boy, I can fucking take it.

No fucking hard feelings.

Your a fuckin' big hobbit, you silly fucker. :D

& I'm glad you like fucking Fly.

All is well.

All is fucking well.

'cept for the fucking Fly part.......:eek:

there is fucking light (and heat) at the end of the fucking tunnel, fucking noodle...

I was teasing that Eden person again.
I couldn't fuckin' help it.

There are no fuckin' degrees this morning. Zero outside.

Phil, it's cold in this here fuckin' tunnel.
The fuckin' sun came out today and I got all confused thinking it was actually
going to fucking warm up.

fucking palindromes...

Fuck, it's Monday. Fuck Mondays.

fuck mondays...........

fuck tuesdays, too...

yup....gotta agree.........fuck tuesdays too.......

Let's just say, fuck everyday that makes up wake up to a fucking alarm clock and go to a job we fucking hate.

Fuck having to work for a living.
ANd fuck the lottery commission. Where's my paycheck?

fuckin' rights!!!!


fuck work.........but then.......



......who pays the fucking mortgage then?

lottery commission. too fuckin' right.

holy horsefuck, batman...

I am on my fucking way to fucking court, wish me luck fuckers.

good luck fucker...........being who you fucking are,you probably fucking need all the luck you can fucking get eh........



:D

fucking warmer out...fucking finally...

fucking 9C here today........beautiful day..........gonna build a fucking fire outside i think.

Thirsty Thursdays! Fucking drink up!

Fuckin' A! Going to Thirsty Thursday Kareoke tonight. Gonna tear the roof off the motherfucker.

knock 'em fucking dead Top

casual fucking sex day...

FINALLY! Fucking Friday is here. Fuck yeah!

Dropped 'em like so many fucking Flies. Fuckin' Stones, Powerstation, and some Spinal Tap - Big Fuckin' Bottom.

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Officially Casual Sex Day, or are you just fucking with me, phil? Or are you having a good fucking day? In which case, keep on fucking!

Fucking eh, the fuckin' holes in my head hurt.
The halfacookie and two beers last night only barely cut it.
But that was one fucking gooooooood shower.
I hate not being able to wash my hair.
Fuck me, I typed an "r" in the middle of "wash". Fuhhhhhck.

^
way fucking precious...

Yeahhh, it's fucking SHOT TIME. Line them up fuckers.

beautiful fucking day for golf...

have a killer fucking round phil........

i love that fucking game...

yup.....damn fine fucking sport eh

I feel like I'm fucking a teenager again with my parents picking me up and dropping me off at fucking work.

Hello, fuckers.

Hey fuckette.

*****

Car repair guy says that he can fucking get my car fucking running again under $300 bucks. Let's hope he is fucking right.

fanfuckingtabulous

I probably should pay for those fucking stamps.

^^ Tramp Fucking Stamps?

fuck sakes dude.......you gotta fucking spread that around man?


big fucking brother is watching eh...........:paranoid:

hey you gang of fuckers, it's fucking hump day...and TFP's fucking birthday...

Yeah, fuck me fly. I read that last night and realized that came out all fucking wrong. I wanted to say I felt like a teenager again, but that I was FUCKING a teenager. Wow, yeah let me clear that one up. I am NOT fucking a teenager! There you go Big Brother, now call off the cops.

Ya know phil, in Internet Years (1 normal year = 10 Internet Years), the fucking web site is older than you. I wonder if that means TFP is bald, likes to play golf, and forgets where he lives all the fucking time.

How is it not fucking June yet?

Judges would have accepted "I fucking feel like I'm a teenager again."

Oh, and happy fucking birthday, T to the fucking F-P!

Fuck Massachussetts. They can go fuck their collective hats.

'bout ready for a fucksickle...

feels like it's fucking June here the last couple of fucking weeks.

Fuck. I'm supposed to be moving on Saturday.
I'm not even fucking close to being packed.

Fucking rainy Thursday.

Hey Eden............



fuck you............you bastard.


any fucking rum going down or fucking what?



and a fucking smilie to make it all fucking coshure.........or how ever you fucking spell it.


:D

I'm down in the fucking rum right now, not to much tonight, got fucking work in the morning.

And fuck you too you fucking canadiafuck. :)

How about you IN THE GREAT WHITE FUCKING NORTH?

fucking kosher. fuckin' eh, dude. :lol:

T G I F F!!!

i knew i fucking fucked up kosher.........thanks noodle.

doin' good up here Eden you fuck.......gonna try and get the fuckers off work early today to start the fucking weekend off right.


and.......IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY........

leavin' for fucking mexico tomorrow...

Uncle Phil's been fucking busy.

Who the fuck is "busy" and does Aunt Phil know?!?!

I think my coworker leaves on a cruise for Mexico out of TPA tomorrow. :lol:

FUCKIN' EH, I pulled my bicep in the middle of the move.
It hurts. I'm being a fucking girl about this one. :(

But, I have a kick-ass fucking iPhone. It just hurts.

leavin' for fucking mexico today...

lucky fucking bastard...........^^^^

Fuck I just woke up, fuck I didn't mean to sleep this long.

Fuck it's late and I have a test too fucking early in the morning.

Welcome Mexra to the best fucking spot on TFP.

*****

Shhhhhhh, I got a sleeping Cinna in my fucking bed.

the fuck is a Cinna Eden......you sniffin' fuckin' glue again man?

CinnEden is a rare blend of spicy little fuckin' hobbits.


Some things are just so not fucking fair these days.
Fuck genetics.

genetic fuckers..........

What the fuck's wrong with demerol?

Fuck ain't nothing wrong with it, I want some fucking pills. Shit makes a happy fucking hobbit.

Fuckin' cuppa single-origin Growers' Alliance fresh-gound, fresh-brewed Kenyan coffee and a bowl of my fuckin' awesome chili on a rainy, nasty day and everything is a little fucking better today.

Green fucking tea is where it's fucking at.

I don't want to drive to the fucking airport.

it's the fucking airport........why don't you fuckin' fly there?

Fuck, Fly! I'm glad I didn't have anything in my mouth right-the-fuck then.

Cause some of us can't fucking smoke a big fatty and fly around Canada. I gotz to drive to that fucking place.

OCM, you going to be hanging around this fucking thread now?

fuck ya' OCM.........the more the fucking merrier..........especially with this lot of fuckers.

Fuckin' 2000 bordeaux... oh hell yeah.
I watched 20 minutes of Castle in the tub and
drank half a glass before I was so fuckin' tipsy I had to get out.
Yay, me!
:lol:

atta fuckin' girl noodle...........


gonna turn the amps waaaaaaaay the fuck up tonight.

good thing i have no fucking neighbours.

Cinn decided that she didn't want to get to her flight on fucking time, so I have two extra days with my girl. Fuck yeah!