Dude, I am so fucking badass, you fucks have no idea.

:D

aaahh, the nighttime fuck...

there's nothing quite the fuck like getting home on a fucking Monday night, relaxing with a fucking beer, and getting fucking cozy with a for-sure hot-fucking-damn woman

(/me peeks around the fucking corner, looking for the "fuck" lady...)

Good fucking morning, Uncle Phil. :lol:

good fucking morning indeed...........fuckers

Mornin' Fuckers.

Any Fucking Time of the Day Fuckers

FUCK! My stepdad traded his fucking spare car and his fucking main car in for a newer car. That means I can't use the spare car to get around in while my fucking car gets repaired! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Fuck the new car!

Seriously. Fucking seriously, there were ZOMBIES walking in the ghetto this afternoon.
It was all fucking quiet and shit and these fucking zombies shuffle-walked out of a cemetary wearing fucking houseshoes and FUCKING CURLERS. It was so fucking surreal.

And no one answered their fucking phones.

Seriously Noodle, if the zombies are fucking coming my way you better fucking tell me. I'll even come fucking pick you up on my way to the fucking islands in my stolen Army Humvee.

Thank god for fuckin' rednecks.

I'm going to write it all down... it was so fucking surreal.

Fuck you, I had it on fucking vibrate.

Rum tastes fucking GOOD.

Fucking romantic comedies. They make me fucking angry and dreamy at the same fucking time.

I need to fucking blow something up now.

HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE! How you fucking doing?

That's NOT what I fucking said :lol:

+10000 cinn, plus ten-fucking-thousand

Cinn's fucking score is OVER9000! FUCK!

ok, where the fuck is she? at the fucking dentist's?

Fuck the dentist. Fuck every fucking dentist. Dentists, pfft, fucking robbers.

GIVE ME BACK MY TEETH YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!

Fuck dentists. Those fuckers are fucking modern day highwaymen!

That's why they're called fucking "dent-ists" because they fucking dent your wallet all to fucking hell.

I saw my fucking dentist last week for a fucking cleaning and he said the fucking economy had put a fucking dent in his fucking practice. I fucking laughed my head off. Serves you fucking right, you fucking bastard, for charging me 7 fucking grand for 3 fucking crowns.

My face fucking hurts.
And, yes, my appointment was a seven-fucking-thirty this morning.

"Hey congratulations, your overall dental health has improved!" however your back teeth have a HUGE fucking cavity between them because your teeth are shifting and grinding together so we're going to grind off half of both teeth and shove some bondo and JB Weld shit up in there and fix your fucking grill.

My face fucking hurts.

fucking bourbon works...

i'm trying to wait a little later until i bust out the fucking bourbon.
but bet your ass it will fucking happen. NOTHING has killed this pain all day.

It's supposed to FUCKING SNOW this weekend. Fucking Ohio.

you fucking know.........you crazy fucking bastard.:thumbsup:



you're fucking right man...........fuck it,throw back some bourbon baby..........



fuck the dentist bitch.:rolleyes:



fucker that he/she is..........fuck

Fucking bourbon rocks. But it only worked for a little fucking while.
Fucking Tylenol Cold, though, fucking rocks. I was all stopped up and fucking achy.
Fuck reactions to the novocaine. Today it remains to be seen whether my vision will fucking recover from that fucking shite.

My dentist is fucking HOT... and they let me watch Sex in the City while he and his assistanct were fucking around in my mouth. I was smuggling fucking skittles because it hurt so fucking bad... I hope he didn't get the wrong fucking idea.

to - fucking - MORROW!!!

I thought it was to-fucking-day?!

Fuck today. There may not be a fucking tomorrow.

today is for fucking packing and hoping it doesn't snow before we leave tomorrow morning...

I hate fucking job hunting.

Fuck job hunting. Fuck job interviews. Fuck want ads. Fuck resumes. Fuck work. Fucking slavery.

Fuck Dude! YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT! Fuck ALL of those things and fuck the economy! Fuck $10 an hour! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Skull-fuck the economy.

It's fuckin' time to go home! I am so fuckin' outta here! See all you fuckers later...

:wave:

fuck me am i tired or fucking what.........brutal fucking work week

Karma's a fucking bitch.
Just ask that fucking Conniving Cunt.
Sucks to sleep alone doesn't it, you fucking bitch...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You shall reap what you fucking sow...
and when you sow Crazy that well, you're fucked.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

"Um, can I get a nicklebag."

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

I fucking love Kevin Smith.

fuckin' rained out today..........sweet............

fuck stupid boys.

fucking made it...

fuck mondays :dead:

thirdsun is fucking right, FUCK MONDAYS!

I am so fucking tired I wouldn't even be a good fuck right now.

Fuck Work.

Fuck. My head hurts.

Afuckingmen. Absofuckingloutely. You said a fucking mouthful and hit the nail on the fucking head.

It's a fucking shame that I'm glad to be at work....

I am a man of few fucking words. Actually, I'm a man of many fucking words, but most of them are the word FUCK.

fuck you Eden.....get in line pal.........




Fuck is my word you fucker.......:D

Fly, I claim FUCK and there ain't a fucking thing you can do about it!

Fucking come on rooferman, you bring the smoke and I'll bring the fucking wobbly-pops and we party til the last fucking man is standing. The winner fucking gets the use of the word fuck!

I almost fucking forgot how much I fucking love Juliana Hatfield. She's fucking awesome.

If I may interject... um, Eden, Fly would be the last fucker standing. :D

Carry on...

fucking rights i would..........this fucker don't fuck around......




but i will fuckin' take Eden up on the fucking party front........let's do it fucker.

Not that I have any doubts that Eden could totally hold his own and then some with some of the Forum Fuckers, but in this case... yeah, Fly would be the last fucker standing.
I wouldn't mind watching Eden v. Tully or Fugly v. Hobbit... that fucking contest would rawk!

Ack... I think I'm procrastinating going to work, I'm supposed to be out the door in 15 minutes and I'm not out of the fucking bed or in the fucking shower yet.

damn you, fuck thread! :lol:

Oh.... and, about fucking time, Phil! Welcome fucking home.

fuck me; thanks, fred...

Now, I am 135lbs of fucking pure alcohol filtration. I maybe not be to out drink people, but by fucking god I can hold my own. Anyway, if we are both fucking wasted and having a good time at the end of the night, what does it fucking matter?

Noodle, btw the way "Eden v. Tully or Fugly v. Hobbit" sounds like fucking court cases.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That's all I have to say about that.

fucking toilet leaked, fucking dishwasher motor was hung up, two fucking outside halogens needed replacement, and i fucking fixed them all!!! now the fucking volvo has developed a fuel smell and i CAN'T fucking fix that, so into the dealer it goes to-fucking-morrow...

Ohhhh, well excuuuuuuuse the fuck out of me, Mr. SmartyPants.
Eden VERSUS Tully and Fugly VERSUS The Hobbit.

Either way, it'd still be funny to watch y'all get fucked up.

Fuck stupid BOYS and their stupid behavior. Not you fuckers, of course.
RL boys. Not my fault the CC turned out to be, uhhh....
FUCKING CRAZY LIKE I TOLD YOU SHE WAS.

Chasm fucking Cunt?

CC = Conniving Cunt.
Now she's a fucking lonely cunt. lol.

fuck those bitches

Fuck, I miss riding 4-wheelers. Fuckkk!

Fuckin' Peruvian genocide.

fucking dark out...

fuckin' rain...........

Fucking mornings!

My fucking dermatologist left me waiting in a fuckin' freezin'-cold exam room for 20 fucking minutes this morning wearing nothing but a fucking open-in-the-back exam gown and my boxers. Fucker.

Fuck doctors in their fucking asses with a fucking rubber glove!


/no, you bend over!

Fuck Resumes! Fuck Job Hunting! Fuck Cover Letters! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

fuck tinychat!!!!

I agree FUCK TINYCHAT!

where the fuck has she been since tuesday?

fuckin' tease...

fuckin' work sucks major ass.............fuck it!!!!!!!

Fuck this place, I need a better fucking job.

Hey! It's fucking margarita time! A round for every one of you fuckers!

Fuckin' drink up!

Margaritas there, fucking rum here. Here's fucking to you thirdsun! L'ehiam!

..

Hear, hear! To fucking Life and to Lord Fucking Eden!

Pass that rum over here!

i woke very pissy and with a "fuck off" attitude toward everything today.
and fuck, if i don't really care whether it gets better or not.
is it time to fucking go back to bed yet?

'tis fucking FRIDAY!!!

FUCK YEAH! FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS! Come to think of it, most of the men that post in this fucking thread ARE motherfuckers. Thirdsun is a LUCKY motherfucker.

Speaking of fucking thirdsun, was that you wandering around MM last night in fucking chat? If it wasn't... what the fuck are you talking about? I have no fucking idea.

it's a long fucking weekend for this fucker.....i called in fucking sick today.



fuck 'em

i have to fucking go back into work now.
after five fucking minutes at home to put on jeans and go pee.
i'm not driving 90 fucking miles in dress pants and 90 degree heat.
my fucking air conditioning is not that fucking good.
later, fuckers.

fuck you noodle........bitchin' about the fuckin' heat and all......


wtf about us sorry fuckers in the rain fer fuck sakes...........


i know it's pretty fucking sweet here in the fuckin' spring and summer but,fuck me......fall can fuck right off.......i'd rather have fucking winter hit head on......


fuckin' rights i would..........

........so yeah........enjoy the fucking heat baby.




:D

i'm not bitching about the fucking heat, fly, i'm bitching about dress pants.
fuck them. i'll take the fucking heat anyday over that white shit you fuckers
get up there. that's why i live way the fuck down here.

I fucking took a 3 hour fucking nap and it fucking rocked. I woke up 5 minutes before I wanted to wake the fuck up. Hell fucking yeah!

70 fucking degrees right now...golf in a couple fucking hours...life is fucking GREAT!!!

fuck my inability to be objective.

well ex-fucking-scuse me.......i thought you were fucking off about the heat....now i fucking know it's a bout the fucking pants.

and i don't fucking mind the white shit.......you every rode a fucking horse in the snow????.........it's fucking awesome.

i've seen snow excatly fucking twice, bucko.
once in NC and once in fucking Sweden.
it's fucking cold and fucking wet...
and lovely to look at from the indoors.


Oh and by the way, I'm either about to make the fourth biggest fucking mistake of my life or the fifth best decision. This fucking remains to be seen.

avoid bad fucking choices...

fucking do what you gotta fucking do noodle............