Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   The "f***" game. (NFSFW) (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/78695-f-game-nfsfw.html)

mixedmedia 03-06-2007 06:48 AM

I had a huge fucking crush on Bob Crane when I was a kid. Come to find out he was a fucking freak. Fucking appropriate, I suppose.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 06:53 AM

Did you say "fucking freak"? I thought he was PRETTY fucking sexy, also.
The way he went was fucked-up.

mixedmedia 03-06-2007 11:07 AM

As in he got his freak on. Fuck, dude, what did you think I meant? ;)

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 11:47 AM

Sorry to say, I no longer know what I thought you fucking meant! I thought you were referring to all the fucked-up "knowledge" provided after he died.

Zooksport2 03-06-2007 01:56 PM

not that there's anything fuckin' wrong with that....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-06-2007 01:59 PM

Fucking knowledge, or speaking ill of the freaking dead?

Sharon 03-07-2007 10:56 AM

Shut your fucking ugly face, Uncle fucker...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-07-2007 11:03 AM

Fuckay...

mixedmedia 03-07-2007 11:14 AM

What the fuck's up with Sharon? :paranoid:

Ourcrazymodern? 03-07-2007 11:19 AM

She might be a little fuckstrated.

Zooksport2 03-08-2007 01:32 PM

Well so am I, for fucks sake.....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-08-2007 02:34 PM

No fucking way! (disbelief and other fucking nonsense) Take it, be it, do it, fuck it.

Fly 03-08-2007 07:30 PM

you fuckin' know it...........




fuck it!!!!!!!!

Zooksport2 03-08-2007 08:54 PM

Fuck me... what an fucking day this has been. Happy fucking POETS day....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2007 10:23 AM

What the fuck is poet's day?

Asking yet, cup of?

Zooksport2 03-09-2007 03:14 PM

Piss Off Early, Tomorrows Saturday.


Thats what fucking POETS day is.....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2007 03:29 PM

Never fucking heard it, but I like it! Fuck, my head's back in the sand now...

Fly 03-10-2007 10:06 PM

fuckin' ostriches........



*i sure fuckin' hope i was correct on the spelling*


ahhhh.......fuckin' whatever.

Zooksport2 03-10-2007 10:50 PM

No fun fucking ostriches (well it's how Fly spelt it!)
Feathers get in the way, for fucks sake.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2007 04:41 AM

Feathers can be fucking fun, properly applied.
The fucked-up reality of cloacas, on the other hand...

Eeeraq 03-14-2007 06:01 PM

...is that you can't tell if its a fucking dude till its too fucking late, eh?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-14-2007 06:13 PM

Do mammals have fucking cloacas?

Eeeraq 03-14-2007 06:27 PM

Fuck no.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

Ourcrazymodern? 03-15-2007 06:56 AM

Mine was a fucked-up rhetorical question. (fucking wikipedia! - tmi)

mixedmedia 03-15-2007 07:11 AM

You and your fucking rhetorical questions.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-15-2007 07:24 AM

Yeah, well, fuck, you know. Some fuckers can't help it.

mixedmedia 03-15-2007 07:28 AM

I didn't fucking ask you to, man. :icare:

Ourcrazymodern? 03-15-2007 09:10 AM

(he's on his fucking knees again)

I know & thank the fuck out of you for that!

Sharon 03-15-2007 11:09 AM

On your fucking knees? Mmmm, fuckin' love it!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-15-2007 12:50 PM

I fuckspected you might...

Sharon 03-15-2007 03:55 PM

You fucking decimator of the English language!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2007 07:21 AM

Well, fuck, ma'am. As abilities go, I know it's kind of fucked-up, but I fucking enjoy it! xxx

IT2002 03-16-2007 09:28 AM

What the fuck happened? Why the fuck am I sticky? Where's my fucking money? FUCK!!! :)

mixedmedia 03-16-2007 09:37 AM

Hi, IT. How the fuck are you, man? :)

IT2002 03-16-2007 10:00 AM

Hi mixed, I have been fucking busy. I am doing better now. My fucking world has been fucking turned upside down. Do you know how fucking hard it is to walk on ceilings? lol:)

mixedmedia 03-16-2007 10:13 AM

lol, actually I do. But you eventually get used to bumping your head on the fucking furniture.

IT2002 03-16-2007 10:20 AM

What about the ceiling fans?

Fly 03-16-2007 10:25 AM

oh man..........watch out for the fucking fans!!!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-17-2007 08:18 PM

(Pretending fucking something)

Fuck, I thought all they could do was mesmerize!

I'd better go check with my fucking mechanic, but I never saw anyone walking up there!

Eeeraq 03-20-2007 02:42 PM

FUCK! its been a few fucking days since this one was up-fucking-dated!

crimemastergogo 03-20-2007 04:25 PM

this fucking thread has proved that a fucker with a total fucked up idea in his fucking mind can encourage a bunch of fuckers to fuck around and write such a fucking swear word a fucking millions of times. This is fucking hilarious ya fuckass........

Ourcrazymodern? 03-20-2007 04:35 PM

Yet another fucking convert! It seems he's pretty fucking fluent already!

pmb145 03-24-2007 10:50 AM

I don't fucking want to say fuck.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-24-2007 11:23 AM

(fuck!) Pretend it's fluffy uppity cantankerous knowledge or something less fucking offensive. Anyway, you don't have to fucking say it, you only have to type it... Fuck me if it doesn't get easier.

Zooksport2 03-24-2007 03:29 PM

well, who gives a fuck what brittanu thinks....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-24-2007 06:27 PM

What the fuck's a brittanu?

Fly 03-24-2007 07:09 PM

fuckin' weird shit goin' down in here.

Zooksport2 03-24-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
What the fuck's a brittanu?


oops sorry. I meant BrittanY...
Fucked up keyboard can't spell....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-25-2007 04:38 PM

I agree - fuck her. Her thinking's not all that fucking obvious, anyway.

Zooksport2 03-25-2007 07:09 PM

I fucking hate spiders. Fuck they creep me out. The only good spider is a fucking dead one.... IMO :)

mixedmedia 03-25-2007 07:39 PM

Dead spiders are fucking creepy, too...ever notice how their fucking legs curl up when they die? Fuck *shiver*

Sharon 03-26-2007 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Dead spiders are fucking creepy, too...

What the fucking, are you saying that living ones aren't?!

Zooksport2 03-26-2007 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon
What the fucking, are you saying that living ones aren't?!


I don't think so. That's why the fucking "too" was inserted...


:)

Ourcrazymodern? 03-26-2007 04:51 AM

Spiders are our allies in the war against the fucking insects. My new Av is displaying his fucking sexual lures. Somebody said I should change the fucking snow penis, because it's not winter anymore... Fuck, it was over 70F here yesterday, so I guessed they were right.

Zooksport2 03-26-2007 05:10 AM

So is fucking fly spray......

Ourcrazymodern? 03-26-2007 05:58 AM

But fly spray's fucking poison! All right, (fuck!), so are spiders. Still and all I
bet they do more good than harm, compared to fucking chemicals.

Zooksport2 03-27-2007 02:28 AM

OK... how about a fucking nice size 10 boot?????


.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-27-2007 07:14 AM

What the fuck? The spiders will probably out-fucking-live us anyway.

Jetée 04-04-2007 09:26 AM

Fuck the spiders. No, wait. Fuck the men, squish the spiders.

*Yeah, tilted today.*
Feels so good.
what comes next?

Eeeraq 04-04-2007 10:03 AM

FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats all.

Jetée 04-04-2007 11:36 AM

What the Fuck's the matter with you, ya fuckin' knob?

Fuck's Sake, I'd say you need some fucking manners.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-04-2007 05:34 PM

Dunno he fuckin' doesn't. Dunno he doesn't fucking have them. His last post wasn't very fucking expressive, was it?

Sion 04-09-2007 02:51 PM

Hello you fucking fuckers. What the fuck is up?

Sharon 04-09-2007 03:05 PM

Fuck all, really.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 06:21 AM

I think you fucking intimated that somewhere already.

Sharon 04-10-2007 09:07 AM

Perhaps, but in a different fucking context. He's the one who asked the fucking question.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 11:19 AM

True as fuck, as usual. I just didn't fucking get it, as usual. You know how parents tend to bristle when their fucking offspring (seem to be) attacked. I
apologize, Jetstream, "ya fuckin' knob"!

Sion 04-10-2007 03:00 PM

I fucking love ppl who use the word "intimated".

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 04:17 PM

I just fucking love people.

pmb145 04-10-2007 05:27 PM

That's a pretty fucking general statement... Do you fucking love all people?the fucking word people? Or just actually physically fucking people?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-10-2007 06:17 PM

Once-the-fuck-again I get misunderstood. Fucking-A! I love all the fucking people and lust after only 85% of them...and my calculator can't fucking calculate how many I've fucked, because that number is apparently too small. Look the fuck around you at how many general statements get absorbed every day without question. Then go fucking figure!!
The word seems spelled-the-fuck wrong.

Jetée 04-17-2007 10:16 AM

Hey...What the FUCK???!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-17-2007 01:26 PM

(tic) ...That's a pretty general fucking question! Fuck, tigerbunny, I love you.

Sion 04-17-2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
I just fucking love people.


change that around just a bit and it takes on a whole fucking new meaning:


I just love fucking people.

Fly 04-18-2007 03:28 AM

i fuckin' see Sion's up to his fuckin' tricks again eh.

Sion 04-18-2007 03:40 AM

'tis no fuckin' trick, Fly.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-18-2007 06:11 AM

It seems pretty fucking serious to me. I can't remember the last time I fucking tricked.

Nancy 05-03-2007 05:05 AM

http://silverangel.blox.pl/resource/fuck_you.jpg

Fucking eh.

mixedmedia 05-03-2007 05:09 AM

That's fucking priceless.

Nancy 05-03-2007 05:20 AM

So is that fucking avatar of yours, Mix.

mixedmedia 05-03-2007 05:52 AM

Your fucking avatar makes me want to, well, fuck. :)

Zooksport2 05-03-2007 07:16 AM

Fuck, I'm tired.... I might go to fucking bed..... per chance to fucking dream.

Jetée 05-03-2007 01:38 PM

Zooks' avatar always tells others to fuck off.

Mine does the same, but it is an implied 'fuck-off'.

Like, "Don't fuck with this here tiger-bunny, or I'll fuckin' devour you, and then fuckin' poop out your remains as tiny fuckin' pellets."

But then again, it could also be saying, "I'm too fucking cute!"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-03-2007 01:54 PM

Fucking rabbits did a fine job of pruning my bonsai in the winter.
Fucking rabbits sound like muffled machine guns.
Fucking rabbits are too fucking cute.
Maybe that's why I don't hate them as much as the fucking tree rats.

Nancy 05-07-2007 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
'tis no fuckin' trick, Fly.

Trick? I know a fucking great trick:

Magic Ass

:D

Zooksport2 05-07-2007 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream
Zooks' avatar always tells others to fuck off.


No way! oops sorry.... No fucking way!

My av is saying. "Yep I'm a mischievous fucker, and if ya don't like it, up yours"


That is in no way saying fuck off....


Fuckin' rabbits. taste like chicken... hehehehehehehehehe

Sion 05-07-2007 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Trick? I know a fucking great trick:

Magic Ass

:D

fuckin A, Nancy. that's just not fucking right...

Ourcrazymodern? 05-07-2007 02:52 PM

fuckin' right is in the mind of the beholder.

Nancy 05-07-2007 11:11 PM

^^ Fucking wiseman you are, crazy

Ourcrazymodern? 05-08-2007 05:36 AM

:bowdown: :love: Fucking A, Nancy, coming from you I can't even fucking express what that means to me!

Fly 05-09-2007 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Trick? I know a fucking great trick:

Magic Ass

:D



ahahhhahhahhahahhahhahaaahahhahhhaha........................



i fuckin' know that ass................fuckin' eh Nancy.

paddyjoe 05-10-2007 03:29 AM

ahh jeezus Nancy, what the fuck! I mean really, what the fuck?!?

Sion 05-10-2007 08:39 AM

take the "F" out of "way"


there is no F in way

troit 05-10-2007 11:55 AM

Hey Sion - you're fucking right - there is no F in way... ;)

Ourcrazymodern? 05-10-2007 06:19 PM

No "F" in way, no "F" in right, no "F" in "A", fuck!

How the fuck would one continue?

Fly 05-12-2007 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
ahh jeezus Nancy, what the fuck! I mean really, what the fuck?!?


the fuckin' girl knows what she's fuckin' talkin' about joe.


:thumbsup:

Ourcrazymodern? 05-12-2007 05:35 AM

Fuck, at least there's an "F" in Fly.

Fly 05-12-2007 07:09 AM

fuckin' rights there is............

noodle 05-12-2007 07:14 AM

Fuckin' eh, it's gorgeous outside.

Fly 05-12-2007 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
ahh jeezus Nancy, what the fuck! I mean really, what the fuck?!?



at least she's fuckin' thinkin' about me........ eh joe................:bowdown:



it's all about the fuckin' ass man............:thumbsup:


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:06 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360