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I had a huge fucking crush on Bob Crane when I was a kid. Come to find out he was a fucking freak. Fucking appropriate, I suppose.
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Did you say "fucking freak"? I thought he was PRETTY fucking sexy, also.
The way he went was fucked-up. |
As in he got his freak on. Fuck, dude, what did you think I meant? ;)
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Sorry to say, I no longer know what I thought you fucking meant! I thought you were referring to all the fucked-up "knowledge" provided after he died.
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not that there's anything fuckin' wrong with that....
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Fucking knowledge, or speaking ill of the freaking dead?
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Shut your fucking ugly face, Uncle fucker...
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Fuckay...
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What the fuck's up with Sharon? :paranoid:
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She might be a little fuckstrated.
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Well so am I, for fucks sake.....
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No fucking way! (disbelief and other fucking nonsense) Take it, be it, do it, fuck it.
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you fuckin' know it...........
fuck it!!!!!!!! |
Fuck me... what an fucking day this has been. Happy fucking POETS day....
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What the fuck is poet's day?
Asking yet, cup of? |
Piss Off Early, Tomorrows Saturday.
Thats what fucking POETS day is..... |
Never fucking heard it, but I like it! Fuck, my head's back in the sand now...
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fuckin' ostriches........
*i sure fuckin' hope i was correct on the spelling* ahhhh.......fuckin' whatever. |
No fun fucking ostriches (well it's how Fly spelt it!)
Feathers get in the way, for fucks sake. |
Feathers can be fucking fun, properly applied.
The fucked-up reality of cloacas, on the other hand... |
...is that you can't tell if its a fucking dude till its too fucking late, eh?
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Do mammals have fucking cloacas?
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Mine was a fucked-up rhetorical question. (fucking wikipedia! - tmi)
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You and your fucking rhetorical questions.
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Yeah, well, fuck, you know. Some fuckers can't help it.
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I didn't fucking ask you to, man. :icare:
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(he's on his fucking knees again)
I know & thank the fuck out of you for that! |
On your fucking knees? Mmmm, fuckin' love it!
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I fuckspected you might...
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You fucking decimator of the English language!
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Well, fuck, ma'am. As abilities go, I know it's kind of fucked-up, but I fucking enjoy it! xxx
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What the fuck happened? Why the fuck am I sticky? Where's my fucking money? FUCK!!! :)
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Hi, IT. How the fuck are you, man? :)
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Hi mixed, I have been fucking busy. I am doing better now. My fucking world has been fucking turned upside down. Do you know how fucking hard it is to walk on ceilings? lol:)
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lol, actually I do. But you eventually get used to bumping your head on the fucking furniture.
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What about the ceiling fans?
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oh man..........watch out for the fucking fans!!!!!!
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(Pretending fucking something)
Fuck, I thought all they could do was mesmerize! I'd better go check with my fucking mechanic, but I never saw anyone walking up there! |
FUCK! its been a few fucking days since this one was up-fucking-dated!
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this fucking thread has proved that a fucker with a total fucked up idea in his fucking mind can encourage a bunch of fuckers to fuck around and write such a fucking swear word a fucking millions of times. This is fucking hilarious ya fuckass........
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Yet another fucking convert! It seems he's pretty fucking fluent already!
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I don't fucking want to say fuck.
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(fuck!) Pretend it's fluffy uppity cantankerous knowledge or something less fucking offensive. Anyway, you don't have to fucking say it, you only have to type it... Fuck me if it doesn't get easier.
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well, who gives a fuck what brittanu thinks....
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What the fuck's a brittanu?
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fuckin' weird shit goin' down in here.
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oops sorry. I meant BrittanY... Fucked up keyboard can't spell.... |
I agree - fuck her. Her thinking's not all that fucking obvious, anyway.
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I fucking hate spiders. Fuck they creep me out. The only good spider is a fucking dead one.... IMO :)
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Dead spiders are fucking creepy, too...ever notice how their fucking legs curl up when they die? Fuck *shiver*
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I don't think so. That's why the fucking "too" was inserted... :) |
Spiders are our allies in the war against the fucking insects. My new Av is displaying his fucking sexual lures. Somebody said I should change the fucking snow penis, because it's not winter anymore... Fuck, it was over 70F here yesterday, so I guessed they were right.
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So is fucking fly spray......
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But fly spray's fucking poison! All right, (fuck!), so are spiders. Still and all I
bet they do more good than harm, compared to fucking chemicals. |
OK... how about a fucking nice size 10 boot?????
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What the fuck? The spiders will probably out-fucking-live us anyway.
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Fuck the spiders. No, wait. Fuck the men, squish the spiders.
*Yeah, tilted today.* Feels so good. what comes next? |
FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all. |
What the Fuck's the matter with you, ya fuckin' knob?
Fuck's Sake, I'd say you need some fucking manners. |
Dunno he fuckin' doesn't. Dunno he doesn't fucking have them. His last post wasn't very fucking expressive, was it?
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Hello you fucking fuckers. What the fuck is up?
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Fuck all, really.
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I think you fucking intimated that somewhere already.
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Perhaps, but in a different fucking context. He's the one who asked the fucking question.
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True as fuck, as usual. I just didn't fucking get it, as usual. You know how parents tend to bristle when their fucking offspring (seem to be) attacked. I
apologize, Jetstream, "ya fuckin' knob"! |
I fucking love ppl who use the word "intimated".
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I just fucking love people.
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That's a pretty fucking general statement... Do you fucking love all people?the fucking word people? Or just actually physically fucking people?
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Once-the-fuck-again I get misunderstood. Fucking-A! I love all the fucking people and lust after only 85% of them...and my calculator can't fucking calculate how many I've fucked, because that number is apparently too small. Look the fuck around you at how many general statements get absorbed every day without question. Then go fucking figure!!
The word seems spelled-the-fuck wrong. |
Hey...What the FUCK???!!!
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(tic) ...That's a pretty general fucking question! Fuck, tigerbunny, I love you.
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change that around just a bit and it takes on a whole fucking new meaning: I just love fucking people. |
i fuckin' see Sion's up to his fuckin' tricks again eh.
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'tis no fuckin' trick, Fly.
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It seems pretty fucking serious to me. I can't remember the last time I fucking tricked.
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That's fucking priceless.
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So is that fucking avatar of yours, Mix.
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Your fucking avatar makes me want to, well, fuck. :)
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Fuck, I'm tired.... I might go to fucking bed..... per chance to fucking dream.
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Zooks' avatar always tells others to fuck off.
Mine does the same, but it is an implied 'fuck-off'. Like, "Don't fuck with this here tiger-bunny, or I'll fuckin' devour you, and then fuckin' poop out your remains as tiny fuckin' pellets." But then again, it could also be saying, "I'm too fucking cute!" |
Fucking rabbits did a fine job of pruning my bonsai in the winter.
Fucking rabbits sound like muffled machine guns. Fucking rabbits are too fucking cute. Maybe that's why I don't hate them as much as the fucking tree rats. |
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Magic Ass :D |
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No way! oops sorry.... No fucking way! My av is saying. "Yep I'm a mischievous fucker, and if ya don't like it, up yours" That is in no way saying fuck off.... Fuckin' rabbits. taste like chicken... hehehehehehehehehe |
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fuckin' right is in the mind of the beholder.
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^^ Fucking wiseman you are, crazy
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:bowdown: :love: Fucking A, Nancy, coming from you I can't even fucking express what that means to me!
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ahahhhahhahhahahhahhahaaahahhahhhaha........................ i fuckin' know that ass................fuckin' eh Nancy. |
ahh jeezus Nancy, what the fuck! I mean really, what the fuck?!?
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take the "F" out of "way"
there is no F in way |
Hey Sion - you're fucking right - there is no F in way... ;)
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No "F" in way, no "F" in right, no "F" in "A", fuck!
How the fuck would one continue? |
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the fuckin' girl knows what she's fuckin' talkin' about joe. :thumbsup: |
Fuck, at least there's an "F" in Fly.
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fuckin' rights there is............
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Fuckin' eh, it's gorgeous outside.
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at least she's fuckin' thinkin' about me........ eh joe................:bowdown: it's all about the fuckin' ass man............:thumbsup: |
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