the queen of fuck is in the fuckin house

And so is the fucking King I see :D

Just to fucking relax. :thumbsup:

My whole immediate family have August birthdays, so we pick one weekend and celebrate all of them together, if we can. :D

That sounds fucking excellent Fremen.

Wish I was there to help you fuckers celebrate! I could bring uncle fucking phil, and a truckload of fucking toilet paper........... :thumbsup:

As long as you brought those tfp beauties from your get-together, and they wore the dresses, then I'd have no fucking problem with that. :lol: :D :thumbsup:

Check out this link for those of you who don't like carbs.. as foamy says you need carbs or you'll fuckin die.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

omigosh!!! Happy fuckin' birthday, Astro & Fremen!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/birthday/face_in_cake.jpg">
:icare::icare:

LOL.

nice fucken picture Bern...

A big fuckin 'thank you', bernie. ;) :icare:

Well I'm fucking game! Unless... is it this weekend because then I can't. I have a fucking wedding I'm suppose to be attending :p

Bah!!!! Fuck that wedding Nancy. You'll have a fuckload more fun with us.

Fucking weddings. I've been to five of the fuckers already this summer.

Where's the fucking fuck, Fremen?

the fucker is slippin' isn't he?

..And at such a young age. A fucking tragedy really ...

I don't know paddy.. Danish weddings are pretty fucking funny actually..

How about I attend the fucking wedding and stop by your place later? Dragging along your favourite buddy fly of course :D

"Dragging along" Why is that phrase not in my fucking dictionary?! One can combine those two words and make sense of it right? Oh bloody hell.. *I* say it makes sense! :D

It sounds like you kinda dislike weddings there jwoody. How about you come with me to a Danish wedding. I guarantee that you'll have a fucking ball :D

I'm not too keen on the fucking church bit, but if the after party is anything like the ones I've been to lately... except full of fucking Danish chicks... I'd fucking love to accompany your fine self to a Danish wedding.

The thing about fucking weddings is, in a fucking drunken state it's easy to get fuckng carried away with the romance of the fucking situation.

Things are fucking said... promises fucking made... fucking in posh hotels... awkwardness in the fucking morning... not seeing the person until the next fucking wedding...

All I can say is, I fucking blew it. :D :icare:

Who's all for a fuckin' barbeque? :thumbsup:

I drop by to see what the fuck is going on lately in the fuck thread, and here is talk of weddings and bbq's and all that connivial stuff. Fuck, I feel like drinkin' and eatin' and dancin' and , well, what ever else this thread is supposed to be about.

Just remember Fremen, the Fuck must flow...
From the little fuckers to the great old fucks of the desert.

That was fucking beautiful, Top.

that fucker Tophat has a fuckin' way with words doesn't he?


nicely fuckin' done Top.......

fuckin A. why is it always fuckin A and never fuckin B or fuckin C, or even better, fuckin Z

i think it's.........fuckin' eh!!!!!!!!!

abso-fucking-lutely, eh :thumbsup:

where are you fuckers? i'm bored.
my hubby is out playing poker; the fucker left me home alone.

fuck it all.

What the fuck am I doing up so early on a Sunday morning and why is the sun so fucking bright?!

watch it folks.........the fuckin' crazy broad is gonna lose it........



......again.

flyman, come mere. i think you've got a little something on your chin.

*WHACK!*

heheheeeeeehhheeehhheeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee that was FUN! :D

The after party is like yours and then some ;) Only we don't hit on one another at weddings so you'll escape the whole fucking mess and be stuck with me the whole evening. Poor fucker :p

Oh Bernie!!!!

What the fuck? Where's the Fuck? I mean, pummeling flyman is fun for the whole family, but this is the fuck game, not fucking abuse.

Fly, just don't you take any shit from her.

i fuckin' ain't gonna man but,she's a fuckin' tough one.

Alrighty then, enough fucking around. My muse inspires me to song!

To the tune of "Strawberry Fields, then:

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck
Fuck fuck a duck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin' A
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Thank you so fucking much!
// Takes a fucking bow, then gets out of fucking Dodge before the rotten fucking produce flies.

/throws rotten produce at the request of that fucker Tophat...

Tophat, shut the fuck up, you fuckity fuck.

(j/f/k, of fucking course.)

Hmm, maybe that fucking Tophat was the fifth fucking Beatle.

PJ, I gave up on rock and roll, though. Now I play the fuckin' flugelhorn in the Philadelphia fuckin' Philharmonic.

And Ishmal? You missed me, bitch! :D

isn't that........fucking bitch?

Yeah you dirty fuckers stick with the fucking rules you fuck.



:)

Rules? What are these rules of which you speak. Here I thought we were just fucking around.

Fuck no! This is some serious fucking shit!

your fucken right Fre,

this is some VERY serious shit...

and we have some very important fucken rules!!!

like... ummm... and theres...

you tell him the fucken rules Fly!

Whoa, step away from the fuckin' thread for a bit and there's chin whacking and rotten, fuckin' produce flying? Y'all some crazy fuckers. :D

ah hell.......the fuckers can read 'em for them fucking selves.

^^ And how about those misfortunate fuckers who can't read English?

well then, it's up to you to straighten their fucking asses out!

you fuckin' know it joe..........

Well Fucking "A" hi everyone.
Yep I am the fucking newbie here.
Hope you all are having a fabulous fucking day!

Just JT? That's my Fuckin' name. How the fuck are you? Welcome a-fuckin-board our merry ship of fuckers!

ship of fuckin' fools is more fuckin' like it Top..........

And how do you suggest I do that? :p

EDIT: FUCK!

where the fuck is the fuck in your sentence Nancy?

Why the fuck not post it?

Yes, please tell us how in the fuck you're gonna explain the fucking rules of this fucking thread to a bunch of newbie fucks, if you don't even fucking know them yourself?!?

Lighten the fuck up,folks. Nancy is too fuckin' nice and far too fuckin' pretty to fuck <i>with</i>. ;) So she fucked up. Let it fuckin' slide.

I just grilled the best salmon I've had in forever... I can't be fuckin' mad at anybody. Fuckin' grilled salmon, steamed green beans and a few cold fucking Harps. And I got inside before the fuckin storm hit. Life is really fuckin' good... today. :thumbsup:

I don't fuckin' think so!
If we let the Queen of the Fuck thread fuckin' slide, then what will fuckin' happen to our fuckin' society as a fuckin' whole???
Fuckin' anarchy, that's fuckin what!


:thumbsup:

you sure as fuck tell it like it is, Fremen.

Perhaps I should have chosen my words more carefully. When I said we should let it slide, I meant that due chastisment had already been administered, and that we should move on to more topical matters.

Fuck. Almost forgot.

THERE! HAPPY NOW FUCKERS?! :hmm:

fuckin eh.......... :thumbsup:

Happy Mother Fucking Monday Mother Fuckers!

Ec-fuckin-static

Fuck yeah, Nance! :)

Allright then. Let's fucking move on!

http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/ninja_cat_12.jpg

http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/ninja_cat_14.jpg

Now be fucking honest here.... which kitty scares you the most?

fuck this game looks cool ... can i play?

course u fucken can Apeman,

and Nancy, that first cat is ALOT fucken scarier!!!

I don't know, Ishmal. The First cat <i>looks</i> scarier, but the second cat has enrightenment, skirr, and technique. You can see that it is in a state of <i>zanshin</i>, and the flying side kick is bound to fuck someone up. I've gotta go with cat number two. I'm pretty sure it would kick the living shit out of cat number 1, and, if that didn't work, the laser eye beams would do the fucking job.

Welcome, apeman. How the fuck are you?

they're both just a couple of fucking pussies anyways.............

those fucken "laser" eyes got nothin on my kittys fucken poison steel claws of death...

they'll fucken fuck up those other two kittys in a heartbeat, at the same time...

fuck it!!!!!!


all cats are evil any-fuckin'-ways

fly, you can get your fuckin' skwerlz to go after the fuckin' cats-with-fuckin'-lasers!

I think the fucking kitten that keeps those dire-cats as house pets, and takes happy snaps while they go fucking gonzo, is the fucking scariest one of the lot. That is fucking scary.

Clean the fuckin' cat box once in a while and those claws won't be so poisonous. :D

thats a good fuckin idea...

Fucking good point everybody! However I'll bet that this cat can take 'em all!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...g/catvsdog.jpg

How's that for fucking scary cat?

Never fuck with a kitty
http://www.netfuncards.com/wcards/cards/Cards/9.jpg

fuckin' cats...........there ain't no fuckin' cats at this new place of mine.

the fuckin' coyotes are here and there's rabbitt and cat carcasses all over the fields.

Tell you what, Nancy, that first cat looks catatonic.

Edit: Fuck!

i'm cool ta, how the fuck is everybody else? apart from shit-scared of those fucking evil cats, of course ...

I'm tip-fucking-top.

I was doing fucking aok until I saw this kitty
http://funny.karmark.org/galleri5/images/cat_jpg.jpg

:(

WHOA!

that little fucker is goin to fuck that dog up...

Nancy, I don't know where the fuck you are finding those cat pictures but they are fucking hilarious.

fuckin' cats...............

I like fuckin' cats, but my landlord only lets me have fuckin' dogs.

One out of two ain't too fuckin' bad, I guess.

well theres a great fucken quote!!!

Well fuck yeah......he's a great fucking quotster.

Fucking Fremen and his cat fucking... No wonder the landlord won't let you have cats. Although he apparently has no problem with you fucking the dog as long as you pay the rent on time...

So the question is, can your pussy do the dog? Fuckin' cats. Forsooth. They claw the shit out of you if you try to stick it in 'em. Nearly as bad as a hedgehog, but not im-fuckin-possible.

You fuckin' guys....:lol:




/here kitty kitty kitty!

Holy fuck! I just fucking stumbled upon this fucking thread and it blew my fucking mind. By fucking far this is the best fucking thread that has ever been fucking posted on the fucking TF fucking P absofuckinglutely! I fucking hope that some fucking fuck on a fucking power fucking trip doesnt accidently fuck up and stumble upon this fucking fuck game thread and lock this fucking fucker. If that fucking happened I would be so fucking fucked I wouldnt know what the fuck to fucking do!

CRX Forum

well fuck me...

the newbies fucken excited isn't he???

welcome to the Fuck game CRX...

heheh

fuckin eh!

fuck i'm stoned

fuck.

Oh you know, here and fucking there ;)

The fucking cat pictures are awesome!

My fucking boss asked me if I was on drugs last week... and got pissed when I reminded her I'm fucking ADHD, man! My statement that I'd pee in a cup, no problem (after doing some calculations in my head), didn't go over really fucking well. How the fuck do I drop under the radar now? :rolleyes:

so.........is it "all about the cat" now Nancy?

cuz,..........i can't play that game eh.

talk to me.............

:confused:

No. It's always, and only, about the fucking ass! :D

I've merely been posting kittens lately as it seemed like a nice fucking change of subject and, let's face it, cats are fantabulous entertainment!