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Phant84 07-03-2005 12:37 PM

Hmm, based on the current fucking MPPA, or whatever the fuck its called, fucking rating system, i wonder what this fucking thread would be rated. interesting fucking thought.

feelgood 07-03-2005 12:58 PM

Dude, you aren't making any fucking sense. MPAA is for movies/music or whatever the fuck it is for, not for fucking threads

kramus 07-03-2005 02:40 PM

Excuse me, fellow fuck thread posters, but my fucking ignorance been exposed again. What the fuck is MPAA?

Ishmal 07-03-2005 04:13 PM

**shrug**

fucked if i know.

wolf 07-03-2005 08:24 PM

You know what this fucking thread needs? More fucking cowbell. Sorry I just saw that fucking skit again, it fucking kills me.

paddyjoe 07-04-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
i think i fuckin' love you joe...........

fuckin A, baby...

SmyDnBz 07-04-2005 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus
Excuse me, fellow fuck thread posters, but my fucking ignorance been exposed again. What the fuck is MPAA?

Unless I'm fucking mistaken this fucking acronym stands for Motion Picture Association of America....but fuck, I am be wrong.

Ishmal 07-07-2005 06:24 PM

fuck fuck fuckety fuck

Sion 07-07-2005 06:47 PM

is this fucking thread losing its fucking momentum?

I sure the fuck hope not.

Fly 07-07-2005 06:54 PM

Sion!!!!!!!............how the fuck you been man?


long fuckin' time no see...........


...and no fuckin' worries,this thread'll fuckin' go forever...........

it's the word FUCK man........nothin' more fuckin' colourful than that.

Ishmal 07-07-2005 07:04 PM

thats the fuckin attitude i like...

the fucken nonsense forum rocks!

Fly 07-07-2005 07:05 PM

fuckin' eh it does............


good fuckin' times had by all.

noodle 07-07-2005 07:10 PM

fuck, flyman, that fucking ass you posted a long while back looks familiar. i'm going to have to ask my boy who's got picture of his ass. down to the fucking drawers. i tease him about his fucking hairy ass all the time. but he's my monkey butt, so it's all good.

but wait, i just found this fucking thread and higher up, y'all are wanting to fucking quit this fucking thing? 'oh fer fook's sake!'

Ishmal 07-07-2005 07:34 PM

we don't wanna fuckin quit...

Sion just thought we were running out of topics...

no fuckin way!!!

glad you could join us Fredweena!

noodle 07-07-2005 09:07 PM

why thank you very fuckin' much, ishmal. fucking love the Illuminati avatar, by the way. :thumbsup: i couldn't resist this fucking thread. i've gotten kicked out of pubs for singing "who the fuck is alice" too loud.

here's a fucking topic... heh heh...

rhode island.

fucking run with it. it's loads of fucking fun!

(sorry to edit... forgot a few 'fucks')

Ishmal 07-07-2005 09:18 PM

you mean this fuckin place???

http://www.seeamerica.org/byways/ima...ode_island.jpg

looks fucken nice.

drewpy 07-07-2005 09:51 PM

That place looks fuckin' awesome. When I asked my kids if they wanted to go there on vacaction they said; "Fuck yeah, Dad!" and "Abso-fuckin-lutely!".

ariekitten 07-07-2005 11:25 PM

that's a nice fuckin pic

and when people say "fuckin eh" i think of fuckin boondock saints which fuckin ruled where they say "fuckin eh" in that hot fucking irish accent.

noodle 07-08-2005 03:36 AM

"fuckin eh" makes me think of 'snatch', 'boondock', 'lock, stock', etc and those bad ass irish and english accents. fucking jason statham, man. i'd fuckem.

rhode island looks a whole lot safer than fucking florida. looks like we're fuckin' hangin' on for yet another ride. last fucking year the fucking water was up to my fucking thigh in my fucking backyard (there were fish and a crab swimming in the fucking street!)... and fucking hurricane charlie almost took out the fucking 'busa. fucking sacreligious. i really need to fucking move.

paddyjoe 07-08-2005 03:38 AM

fuckin weird

fuckin Rhode Island......hehehe

Tophat665 07-08-2005 03:54 AM

You best not be dissin' RI, PJ. They will fuck you up. Anyone who can live in a place called Masquamicut or Weekapaug and still have pretensions of maculinity would be a fucking walking testosterone factory anwhere else. And they have a cool fucking senator.

joecool 07-08-2005 05:41 AM

i dont understand how this fucking game works?

wolf 07-08-2005 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
You best not be dissin' RI, PJ. They will fuck you up. Anyone who can live in a place called Masquamicut or Weekapaug and still have pretensions of maculinity would be a fucking walking testosterone factory anwhere else. And they have a cool fucking senator.

I live in fucking Massachusetts, right next to fucking Rhode Island. Fall River, MA where Lizzie Borden hacked up her fucking Father and Step-Mother. See what happens when you fuck with people from around here? We'll fuck you up with an axe.

Fly 07-08-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joecool
i dont understand how this fucking game works?



read the first fuckin' post man.........the rules are right fuckin' there.




or just fuckin' skip it,and make damn fuckin' sure that every sentence you type has the fuckin' word fuck/fucker/fuckin'/fucked/fucks....


well you get the fuckin' idea right?

Ishmal 07-08-2005 08:20 PM

i think he'd get the fucken idea just from this page...

its fucken full of fucken shit!!!

noodle 07-09-2005 09:01 AM

fuckin' newbie. ah, well, he'll get the idea sooner or fuckin' later.

Fremen 07-09-2005 09:31 PM

Uckfay me in da ass, anmay!

Ishmal 07-10-2005 04:01 PM

wat the FUK man???

Nancy 07-16-2005 12:46 AM

I return from my fucking holiday in Copenhagen only to discover that nothing's changed in this fucking thread. I wonder whether that's fucking bad or good?

Fly 07-17-2005 07:24 AM

fuckin' bad man..............

noodle 07-17-2005 06:07 PM

Has anyone figured out who the fuck Alice is? None of the guys at the pub last night could fuckin' figure it out either. Fuckin' alkies. :)

Johnny Pyro 07-17-2005 07:06 PM

Ya! What the Fuck! :eek:

Nancy 07-18-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredweena
Has anyone figured out who the fuck Alice is? None of the guys at the pub last night could fuckin' figure it out either. Fuckin' alkies. :)

Of course. She's a fucking colleague of mine

slimshaydee 07-18-2005 11:50 PM

what the fuck is this fucking thing still fucking go for you fucking cunts!

Ishmal 07-18-2005 11:53 PM

i don't think Meri's cunt thread will ever reach the greatness of this fucken thread...

i mean...

1234 fucken replies???

1235 if you count the one i am fucken typing now...

noodle 07-19-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Of course. She's a fucking colleague of mine

Fuck! You get to fuckin' work with Alice?
For 24 years I've been livin next door to Alice... and I still don't know who the fuck is Alice?
:lol:


(1236 fuckin replies now)

Fly 07-19-2005 08:15 PM

Alice is a neat chick......

....she got to hang out with the caterpiller......

*can you say Hookah........I knew you could*

Fremen 07-19-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
Alice is a neat chick......

....she got to hang out with the caterpiller......

*can you say Hookah........I knew you could*

Uh-oh! fly, you forgot to fuck the thread! :D

Here's you an extra fuck, bud. :thumbsup: FUCK

Fly 07-20-2005 03:07 AM

fuck me...........you're fuckin' right man.


i could fuckin' edit it but,you've already fuckin' quoted me.

Nisses 07-20-2005 03:11 AM

*shakes head*

stop fucking around you guys; sheesh

Tophat665 07-20-2005 04:41 AM

WTF, Nisses? This thread is all about fucking around. If you can't fucking handle it, you should get the fuck out and not let the fucking door hit you on the ass on the way.

Understand that I say that with all the fucking love in the world. <i>Capisce</i>, fucker?

kramus 07-20-2005 05:35 AM

Go with the fucking flow, eh top?

jwoody 07-20-2005 06:13 AM

I'm fucking stumped. I just can't think of anything to fucking add that would enhance this awesome fucking thread.

It is time to consult the fucking Guru...

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/6...nanakfk9dl.jpg

paddyjoe 07-20-2005 06:53 AM

woody, that is one smart fucker.

Fly 07-20-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
woody, that is one smart fucker.


un-fuckin'-like yourself eh joe?



:D

Ishmal 07-20-2005 05:26 PM

ooo fucken burn!!!

Fly 07-20-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
ooo fucken burn!!!


fuckin' eh man........joe is a sly fuckin' cat......


he'll fuck you up bad man.......that's why i gotta fuckin' nail him when i can.


...and he doesn't fuckin' play nice either eh.......



nasty fucker that joe is.........




.........you're fuckin' up joe.......the ball is in your fuckin' court baby.......

paddyjoe 07-20-2005 05:59 PM

*when ya least fuckin expect it.....well, expect it*

Martian 07-20-2005 10:00 PM

"Certainly illustrates the diversity of the [fucking] word."

The square brackets are my own embellishment on the very appropriate quote to make it comply with the fucking rules. Now who the fuck can name the fucking reference?

Ishmal 07-28-2005 07:17 PM

i'm fucked...

i should go home to bed...

but i know i'll go out 2nite and get fucked up...

just because there is a small chance i might get a root...

and i mean a fucken small chance...

i should go to fucken bed...

Fly 07-30-2005 06:00 AM

FUCK









*fuck*

kramus 07-30-2005 06:13 AM

geez fly, yer hoiten my fucken ears

Fly 07-30-2005 06:14 AM

fuckin' sorry 'bout that kramus.........


it's just been a good fuckin' day so far.........

Ishmal 07-31-2005 06:54 PM

well fuck me...

look who's the King of Fuck...

[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/7a3c73bb.jpg[/IMG]

Tophat665 07-31-2005 07:52 PM

He may be the king of fuck, but I'd need to be the fucking king of microscopic vision to figure out who the fuck you're talking about.

And, besides, everyone knows that Frank Booth is the king of fuck.
<img src="http://www.enforcergraphics.f2s.com/frank2.gif">
<b>Where's daddy's fucking Bourbon!</b>

Fremen 07-31-2005 08:19 PM

I think this fucking thread is just getting up to steam good.
Fuck yeah!!

Ishmal 07-31-2005 08:23 PM

does this fucken help???

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/16c49875.jpg

it is fucken small hey???






i'll try a third fucken time...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...l/e5e27a33.jpg

mml 07-31-2005 09:40 PM

I just fuckin' got back to the TFP and this what I find. What the fuck?

Ishmal 07-31-2005 10:13 PM

what wrong with this fucken thread???

Tophat665 08-01-2005 03:51 AM

It's all fucked up is what's wrong with it. Thanks so fucking much for blowing up that fucking screenshot. I still say that Frank Booth is the king of fuck, but evidently Flyman is second. Perhaps he's the Jack of Fuck?

Fly 08-01-2005 05:42 AM

fuckin' eh baby..............king of fucking fuck eh..........


i fuckin' like it.

kramus 08-01-2005 10:35 AM

I don't have a fucking problem with that. Better the king of the fucking thread than the ass of it, eh? Not that there's anything wrong with fly's ass that some wax couldn't fix.

Fly 08-01-2005 11:18 AM

the fuckin' hair stays........

'cept the fuckin' hair on my head that is........fuckin' losin' it up top and gainin' it on the bottom........

what the fuck is that all about?

bernadette 08-01-2005 11:21 AM

well who the fuck would've ever thought fuckin' *cough* quiet choir boy *cough* flyman would be the top posting fucker in this thread?

paddyjoe 08-01-2005 12:11 PM

I woulda thought it cuz he's one big fuck...

Sugarmouse 08-01-2005 01:26 PM

i wouldnt like to count allthese fucks!

Fremen 08-01-2005 03:56 PM

So flyman and Nancy are the fucking King and Queen of Fuck, eh? :p

I have no fucking problem with that if they don't mind sharing the royal dais with the fucking Queen of Nonsense, big bernadette! :thumbsup:

kramus 08-01-2005 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
So flyman and Nancy are the fucking King and Queen of Fuck, eh? :p

I have no fucking problem with that if they don't mind sharing the royal dais with the fucking Queen of Nonsense, big bernadette! :thumbsup:

Well I guess that fucker Astrocloud will now get the royal treatment too, as King Nonsense. Not that I have a problem with a royal fucking parade.

paddyjoe 08-01-2005 06:06 PM

fuck all that.....as far as I'm fucking concerned, uncle fucking phil is the big fucking man on this fucking campus.

CityOfAngels 08-01-2005 06:26 PM

Everyone fucking knows I'm the fucking king of fuck since I fucking started this fucking thread.

Fuck, they do, don't they?

Tophat665 08-01-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityOfAngels
Everyone fucking knows I'm the fucking king of fuck since I fucking started this fucking thread.

Fuck, they do, don't they?

Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck did you come from? :D

bernadette 08-01-2005 07:48 PM

we're all fucking royalty here.

but i am a tad distressed about Fremen calling me "big bernadette"....

it's fucking true (sadly) that as of late i've put on a bit of extra weight... but damn!!! i didn't realize it was enough to be deemed fucking "big"! *gasp*

*cries & goes on a very strict celery & water only diet*

Fremen 08-01-2005 08:04 PM

I was trying to give your fucking name some extra "oomph!". You know, like Big Bertha. :D

bernadette 08-01-2005 09:12 PM

Fremen... i used to like you.

Ishmal 08-01-2005 09:17 PM

just a reminder this is the "fuck game" sweetheart,




continue with the fucken swearing people...
;)

bernadette 08-01-2005 09:26 PM

don't fucking sweetheart me.

get back to your fucking corner you!

Ishmal 08-01-2005 09:33 PM

i'm sorry Bern:(

/me runs off to the Aussie forum to fuck around...




(i can't belive i forgot to say fuck just moments after reminding Bern)

bernadette 08-01-2005 09:39 PM

uh oh... Ishmal got his feelings fucking hurt

AND.....

Ishmal FORGOT to say FUCK!!!!!!! :lol:

poor whittle Ishmal, don't be sad. :icare:

bernadette 08-01-2005 09:40 PM

nice fucking edit ;)

Fremen 08-01-2005 10:30 PM

Awww fuck, I'm in the doghouse now. :eek:

Nancy 08-02-2005 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
So flyman and Nancy are the fucking King and Queen of Fuck, eh? :p

Well I'll be damned. Do I really say fuck that often? Well fuck me :D

Fly 08-02-2005 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Well I'll be damned. Do I really say fuck that often? Well fuck me :D


it's fucking me and you,you crazy fucker........ :thumbsup:

Tophat665 08-02-2005 04:02 AM

I hear there's a really cute fuckin' big woman in here. Big women are the fucking BOBM. Bernie, are they talking about you? The miserable fucks. You're not big. You're just cute.

paddyjoe 08-02-2005 04:20 AM

yeah, a big fuckin cutie.............. :lol:

Nancy 08-02-2005 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
it's fucking me and you,you crazy fucker........ :thumbsup:

Apparently so.. that calls for a fuckin drink wouldn't you say? :D

bernadette 08-02-2005 07:45 AM

*growls & chomps fuckin' celery*

Nancy 08-02-2005 10:15 AM

When the fuck will men learn not to put "woman" and "big" in the same fucking sentance? :rolleyes: :p

Fremen 08-02-2005 12:14 PM

Me and my big fuckin' mouth... :o

Tophat665 08-02-2005 01:57 PM

Look, what is the big fucking deal. To a point, a bigger woman is better. Jesus Haploid Fucking Christ! Would you rather look like the Olsen Twins or Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman Days? There is nothing wrong with carrying some lovely fucking flesh around. You can't fucking jiggle without it.

So have a fucking sandwich already! Celerey is for fucking rabbits and marinating roast fucking beef. It is not fucking food! Since when did garnish become the only fucking thing on the plate? Since when did these forceful, brilliant fucking women around here start getting their Idea of the ideal of fucking femininity from a fucking magazine that spends 20 stories telling them that the only way to attract a man is to diet down until they're fucking leather on a wire frame, and then two more on why men are shits?

Atkin is fucking bankrupt. There is a good fucking reason for this!

Big + Women = Fucking Awesome in my book. Live it, Love it, fucking Be it.

// fucking rant

Fremen 08-02-2005 03:25 PM

We all need a Giant fucking Hamburger!

paddyjoe 08-02-2005 05:37 PM

amen, top fucking hat!!!

Fly 08-02-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Apparently so.. that calls for a fuckin drink wouldn't you say? :D


any fuckin' time you want,you fellow fuckin' freak........... :thumbsup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
*growls & chomps fuckin' celery*


*invites bern over for the best damn chicken ceaser salad she's ever had.*

....as well as the deer that splck left here last night........(good eats last night splck,thanks for bringin' the kids by,it was fun)

and hey Fre!!!!!
you're right,everyone does need a Giant Hamburger........


:D

wolf 08-02-2005 08:02 PM

Celery... fuck celery.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

Fremen 08-02-2005 08:31 PM

Fuck yeah! Celebrate fucking life! Ditch the celery!

bernadette 08-02-2005 09:26 PM

:icare: @ all of ya fuckin' crazy nonsense people!

XOXO,
"big" bern

Nancy 08-03-2005 11:13 PM

Attention fellow fuckers! It's Astro's birthday today! Drinks are on me!

Happy birthday fucker!!! :D

Ishmal 08-03-2005 11:31 PM

i hear it is that fucker Fremans birthday as well...

have a great day you two fuck-stains!

Nancy 08-03-2005 11:35 PM

Oh that's fucking right! Sorry about that Fremen... happy birthday to you too fucker :icare:

Fremen 08-04-2005 12:15 AM

Thanks, Ish and Nance, ya great fuckers, you. :D

*fuckin' cheers*

Nancy 08-04-2005 12:27 AM

Cheers! *pops up a Tuborg*

so what are your fucking plans for today Fremen?


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