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Fly 12-17-2009 05:27 AM

fuckin' rights phil...........and a bottle of fucking rum too baby......

Tophat665 12-17-2009 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2740044)
Elitist fuckers.

Yo, Eden, it's not actually elitism when you really are better than the other poor fucker. Then it's fucking arrogance.

I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them.

There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid.

uncle phil 12-17-2009 06:46 AM

hehe...

fuckin' beer wars...

LordEden 12-17-2009 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2740169)
Yo, Eden, it's not actually elitism when you really are better than the other poor fucker. Then it's fucking arrogance.

I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them.

There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid.

LOL I knew I'd take the most heat from the fucking guy who brews his own beer.

For the record fuckers, this was the beer I had the other fucking night.

http://www.oldehickorybrewery.com/images/hefe.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Site
Pronounced just as it looks, traditional Bavarian style wheat ale. Unfiltered with hints of banana, bubblegum, coriander and clove.

Our Hefe-Weizen is brewed with a special strain of yeast from the Weihenstephaner brewery in Freising, Germany dating back to 1040 ad. sometimes served with a lemon slice, and that's ok.

OG 11 DEGREE PLATO, HOPS- HALLERTAUER, 10.06 IBU, 2.33 DEGREE LOVIBOND

I like my fucking hoppy beers.

Also I love my fucking Miller High Life Hat. Granted I only wore it in fucking college, but I still love my cheap beer.

I think I fucking struck a nerve with TopHat. HAHA. Send me some good beer you made then! I'll drink the fuck out of it.

noodle 12-17-2009 07:34 AM

You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
I guess I can't say too much as this is one of my new favorites.

But I feel like I got run over by a fucking truck and am rockin'
a massive fever and cold medicine, so what the fuck do I know, right?
And get it straight... this is not a new boy toy, fucker. :lol:

Tophat665 12-17-2009 08:03 AM

Noodle, Hefeweizen is fucking awesome. Bananas and bubblegum, lychees and clove, all in the same sense that fucking burgundy tastes like leather and oak. It's great fucking beer and incredibly fucking easy to brew well.

Eden, I love arguing about, well, fucking anything, but particularly fucking beer. My problem with fucking Miller (and fucking coors and fucking budweiser and fucking Pilsner Urquell, and fucking Antarctica, Estrella, Hue, Orion, Cass, Pisswasser, Feilders and all those fizzy yellow fucking pisswassers) is that they're extremely fucking hard to brew well and if they're brewed right, they're fucking Boring! If the best thing that can be said about a beer is that it's fucking boring, then that beer is worth fuck-all to me.

That said, Budweiser World Select Lager is some damn fine fucking beer, even if it is pretty fucking boring.

---------- Post added at 11:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 AM ----------

Noodle: Booyah! Fucking Chocolate Indulgence. I have a bottle of that shit in my fucking fridge, and I am really looking forward to drinking the fuck out of it.

LordEden 12-17-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodle (Post 2740187)
You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

It doesn't taste like either bananas or bubblegum, if it did, I wouldn't fucking drink the shit. It tastes like a really good blue moon. Wheat beers rock.

CinnamonGirl 12-17-2009 05:16 PM

Yeah...he fucking hates bubblegum.




In other news, it's fucking cold.

Fly 12-17-2009 05:26 PM

i've had wobblies that have a hint of fucking banana in them,and i gotta fucking say..........damn fine tasting fucking beer baby.

uncle phil 12-18-2009 03:43 AM

fucking raining like a motherfucker right about now...

LordEden 12-18-2009 05:18 AM

It's fucking sleeting outside, fun times. If you are going to fucking snow, fucking snow. If you are going to fucking rain, fucking rain. None of this fucking halfway bullshit.

Tophat665 12-18-2009 06:08 AM

Going to get a fucking foot of the cold white shit here. Not fucking happy about that, nosireebob. I fucking HATE snow.

noodle 12-18-2009 06:10 AM

fucking stupid head cold. and the rain. stupid fucking rain.
i have a tylenol cold hangover and had fucking night terrors
because the fat fucking cat had me trapped under the covers
and i couldn't get out during a fucking night sweat.
omg freak OUT.

LordEden 12-18-2009 09:06 AM

Noodle, been fucking robo-tripping again? What did I tell you about fucking doping?

noodle 12-18-2009 12:44 PM

I haven't done anything illegal since Tuesday. :lol:
No, I didn't robo-trip. I was hallucinating from a fever of 103 something.
I try not to take meds until it gets bad... with the theory that it'll
burn up some fucking virus cells by getting my core temp up.
Sometimes this is a really bad fucking idea. Ha ha ha ha ha...

Fremen 12-18-2009 10:35 PM

I feel your fucking pain, kanoodle.
I'm just now getting back to where I can fucking breathe without coughing up a fucking lung.
I never knew my fucking sinuses could hold so much fucking yellow-green mucus before.

A friend fixed me a damn good hot toddy that cut right through that shit and made me feel all toasty inside.
A bit of Jack, honey and lemon juice. Worked like a fucking charm.
I felt the warmth travel all the way down my chest.

CinnamonGirl 12-18-2009 11:12 PM

It's fucking snowing.

uncle phil 12-19-2009 03:23 AM

it's fucking blowing...

Fly 12-19-2009 04:22 AM

it's a fucking money making day...........fuck the man.

LordEden 12-19-2009 07:22 AM

It actually fucking snowed at my house, WOW. That's fucking amazing. We never get snow. Now, the roads are shut down and I'm not going anywhere till Monday.

Fly 12-19-2009 04:57 PM

stocked up on fucking rum i hope Eden.

Tophat665 12-19-2009 06:33 PM

Godamned mother fucking piece of shit snow! We hates it! We hates it Forever!

Fly 12-19-2009 09:32 PM

Top......stick your homebrew wobbly pops in the fuckin' snow man.........


......and take a fucking picture too..........

Fremen 12-20-2009 01:07 AM

Ok, I'm fucking worried now.
Everything seems to be going fucking well this holiday.

I'm over my fucking cold, fucking bills are caught up, fucking presents are purchased and about to be wrapped, it's not too cold, and my fucking family and pets are ok, so far.

My sis-in-law gives birth on Tuesday. It's another boy.

I feel like the other fucking shoe's gonna drop, though.

uncle phil 12-20-2009 03:15 AM

another fucking cold morning...

Fly 12-20-2009 06:38 AM

fuckin' rain..........

noodle 12-20-2009 08:16 AM

It's not fucking snowing.
It's fucking too cold, but gorgeous.

LordEden 12-20-2009 10:22 AM

The sun is out and it is fucking above 32 degrees. Thank the fucking lord, no MORE FUCKING SNOW!

Fly 12-20-2009 10:34 AM

*hopes the fucking storm that blew through here a coupl'a fuckin' days ago hits Eden*

CinnamonGirl 12-20-2009 06:26 PM

Today fucking sucks, and everything is pissing me the fuck off.

Fly 12-20-2009 08:59 PM

i think Cinn needs a fucking hug

uncle phil 12-21-2009 03:25 AM

more hugs for fucking cinn...

noodle 12-21-2009 03:34 AM

so mother fucking cold in here!
and fuck 4.5 hours of sleep... wtf?!

uncle phil 12-21-2009 03:35 AM

and hugs for fucking noodle...

LordEden 12-21-2009 05:16 AM

No hugs for me, Phil, I fucking see how it is.

Fucking Monday.

Tophat665 12-21-2009 07:08 AM

Fucking Monday #1. To the plus, there are only 2 Fucking Mondays this week, with Wdnesday being Friday. To The fucking minus, the Motherfuckerinlaw lent the missus a fucking snow shovel, so I am going to have to shovel out the fucking mailbox today. (The other fucking shovel broke yesterday. Fucking Walmart Piece of shit. Walmart: Buy Cheap, buy often.)

LordEden 12-21-2009 08:00 AM

I'm fucking HUNGRY! Which one of you fuckers is going to cook for me?

Fly 12-21-2009 08:03 AM

i got a fucking sausage for you Eden you fucker you.........

LordEden 12-21-2009 09:44 AM

Are you fucking sure that isn't Canadian Bacon?

Fly 12-21-2009 01:35 PM

no.


i'm fucking not.

noodle 12-21-2009 01:45 PM

You're not fucking Canadian Bacon or you're not fucking sure?

;)


Fuckin' eh, it's cold! 48.... at 4:46 pm. WTF?!

uncle phil 12-22-2009 03:33 AM

what the fuck is with this fucking bacon shit?

LordEden 12-22-2009 05:14 AM

I love fucking, I love bacon, but I don't love bacon shit. I got a pig farm I pass on the interstate everyday, no fucking thank you.

Fly 12-22-2009 07:01 AM

see phil..Eden was fucking hungry....i told him i had a fucking sausage for him.....he then asked if i was fucking sure it wasn't Canadian bacon i had to offer.....(he obviously didn't get where the fuck i was goin' with the sausage comment).....so i then said,i wasn't sure.......noodle chimed in with her fucking comment.......and now you're talking about fucking bacon shit.........

Tophat665 12-22-2009 07:17 AM

Y'all are pretty fucking strange, you know?
This is not a criticism, just the bald fucking truth.

LordEden 12-22-2009 07:36 AM

Oh no fly, I knew where the fucking sausage comment was coming from, I just figured that in canadaland that you called Canadian bacon. :) "Hello lady of whose body type I can not see from all the massive layers of clothing and fur you have on cause it's -40 degrees in Canada. Would you like to per-take of my log of Canadian bacon? Eh? No? What's that 'bout?"

Tophat, yes, yes we are. I'm quiet fucking proud of it.

Tophat665 12-22-2009 07:47 AM

That's one of the thinks I like about you fucking people.

Eden, you are not fucking quiet anything.

Fly 12-22-2009 05:20 PM

he's all fucked six ways to sunday Top........really he fuckin' is.

LordEden 12-22-2009 05:31 PM

And I love every fucking second of it.

Fremen 12-22-2009 05:34 PM

Heh, you guys are fucked-up. :thumbsup:

noodle 12-22-2009 06:10 PM

Yes, but my fucking chimes are fucking beautiful
and you ALL fucking love them. Ya fuckers.

I'm spending fucking Crimmas alone and working.
Meh. Apparently I had the fuckin' H57N94 virus last week.
No one wants to be around me, the silly fuckers.

uncle phil 12-23-2009 03:53 AM

two fucking days until fucking christmas...

Fly 12-23-2009 04:10 AM

half fuckin' day at work........then to the fucking pub with the boys for some fucking Xmas cheer..........fuckers

LordEden 12-23-2009 07:09 AM

Fucking slacking at work today, then hitting the bar for a bit to slam down some fucking shots.

Fly 12-23-2009 03:05 PM

fuckin' whinners at work all jammed out...........had like two wobblies at the site after fucking work..........and here i fucking am know........


at least i gots me some fucking wobbly pops here baby.

uncle phil 12-23-2009 03:50 PM

a fucking refrigerator full, as i fucking recall...

noodle 12-23-2009 04:04 PM

fucking cookies!!!

uncle phil 12-24-2009 03:42 AM

needs me some fucking cookies; chocolate fucking sugar cookies...

Fly 12-24-2009 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2742434)
a fucking refrigerator full, as i fucking recall...




fuck no..........on the back fucking porch phil........it's fucking cold enough out :thumbsup:

noodle 12-24-2009 05:29 AM

Fucking peanut butter and fucking toll house cookies.
Soooo over the fucking cookies.

Perhaps a fucking Bailey's cake....

LordEden 12-24-2009 08:04 AM

Man, it's fucking family day.... Days like this I wish I still got high.

Fly 12-24-2009 10:21 AM

i'll get fucking high for you man.........i'm done with the re-fucking-cycling.........done with the fucking trip to the dump..........and damn near fucking done with the stocking shit.

had to stop home for a fucking pee eh.........




out!

LordEden 12-25-2009 08:30 PM

Won $300 at the fucking blackjack table, won fucking more than that but the fucking dealer FUCKED me. Fucking asshole. *8* fucking hands he won in a fucking row. Fuck it, i'm getting drunk.

noodle 12-25-2009 08:42 PM

I have some fucking chocolate pound cake that somehow came home with me
from my crimmas dinner with friends and i'm going to pour some Bailey's over
top and enjoy the fuck outta that cake. :D

Fly 12-25-2009 10:14 PM

fuckin' drunk baby...........woooooooooooohoooooooooo

uncle phil 12-26-2009 03:25 AM

fuck me, is it fucking saturday already?

LordEden 12-26-2009 11:19 PM

Phil do you even fucking care about the days any more? I mean, as long as the fucking golf course is open, what does it fucking matter?

*****

I'm half fucking drunk and heading on my way to full on drunk.

uncle phil 12-27-2009 03:09 AM

i am absolutely fucking sure the hobitt is not fucking awake right now, or fucking anything, for that matter... :)

Fly 12-27-2009 07:00 AM

3 brutal fuckin' days of parties at my house.......it's a fucking mess and i'm fucking toast.


thank fucking christ it's over.

uncle phil 12-28-2009 03:33 AM

nothing to fucking do all fucking week...

Fly 12-28-2009 05:05 AM

work is gonna fucking suck this week.....at least it's a fucking short week

LordEden 12-28-2009 05:35 AM

It's a fucking short week for me too fly, thank the fucking lord. NO MORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

noodle 12-28-2009 01:10 PM

oh your fucking god my fucking head hurts so fucking bad.
i should have fucking known when my vision was fucked up
a few days ago. fuuuuuuhhhhhhhck me.

LordEden 12-28-2009 05:20 PM

My fucking legs hurt, I need to sweat more, I gained 2 pounds over fucking xmas.

Fly 12-28-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodle (Post 2743248)
oh your fucking god my fucking head hurts so fucking bad.


noodly doodly babe.........i see you have no real religious fuckling ideals about any said god so.......


if you would like.......you can say.......Oh my fucking Fly.......if you want.


......and i won't even fucking mind eh.:thumbsup:




and i hope your twisted fucking head gets better too eh...............fuck.

uncle phil 12-29-2009 03:49 AM

or "oh my fucking uncle..."

noodle 12-29-2009 04:04 AM

oh my fucking uncle fly, my head still hurts like a motherfucker.
wtf!

loneviolist 12-29-2009 01:48 PM

So, I've broken my fucking electricity. No power at all, needless to say, I'm at a friends'.

LordEden 12-29-2009 03:31 PM

Fuck, my fat ass ran today. They need to make fucking exercise more fucking fun.

Baraka_Guru 12-29-2009 04:05 PM

Just yesterday I saw the peak of Mt. Baker poking out of an endless ocean of low-lying clouds, wearing a cloud hat of its own.

It blew my fucking mind.

Fly 12-29-2009 06:40 PM

fuckin' eh Baraka.........that's my view every day i wake up........Mt.fucking Baker........many good pics and times.

skied that fucker many times too...........and you're in fucking TO????



wow........you're fucking good man.....




and hey Eden......i'm bored........go fuck your pirate hat eh.

LordEden 12-29-2009 08:03 PM

Fly anyone ever tell you not to poke the fucking bear? Or stay out of the fucking kitchen if you can't take the heat? You have no idea of the fucking power I wield with that hat. I RULE THE SEVEN SEAS! Bring it on guitar man, I'll fucking bury your canadian ass. Also, I'll drink you under the fucking table.

uncle phil 12-30-2009 04:09 AM

^ someone's sellin' fuckin' wolf tickets...

Fly 12-30-2009 04:41 AM

the fucking challenge has been set.............

Eden........i can't wait to stomp your fucking hat after i drink YOU under the table......

bring it fucking on baby.........

LordEden 12-30-2009 01:41 PM

Oh this can fucking go down. We can both fucking sit down with a bottle per person and see which one goes fucking cross-eyed and falls off their stool. No letting your horses drink for you either, that there is cheating in my fucking neck of the woods.

Fly 12-30-2009 06:18 PM

fair fucking enough then.........no fuckin' horse ringers allowed

uncle phil 12-31-2009 03:24 AM

fucking beautiful day...

Fly 12-31-2009 08:06 AM

happy new year fuckers...........oh.........a fucking day early.



fuck..........might wanna lay off the fuckin' booze soon i guess.



:D

LordEden 12-31-2009 02:34 PM

Fuck, I'm fucking sick. That's means no fucking new years party for me. Fuck. Fucking body with it's fucking sicknesses.

Fly 12-31-2009 04:18 PM

sorry to fucking hear that Eden.........i will gladly pull the slack for you bro..........




FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!



rum's all around.......

uncle phil 01-01-2010 05:15 AM

happy fucking new year everybody, especially all you fuckers who contribute to this thread...

fucking fly,
fucking noodle,
fucking hobbitt,
fucking etc...

Fly 01-01-2010 08:49 AM

right fuckin' back at ya' phil.........

noodle 01-01-2010 10:48 AM

i just fuckin' woke up. and i didn't party that hard last night.
it's a fucking rainy, bleary day. i kinda want to know if it's fuckin' cold
or just ick out but that would be just too much fuckin' energy.

uncle phil 01-02-2010 03:14 AM

fuckin' first fuckin' saturday of the new fuckin' year...

Jove 01-02-2010 06:22 AM

I was thinking of going for a fucking run at the gym, but if those new fuckers who want to get in fucking shape are walking on the fucking treadmill instead of using the track, I am going to be fucking upset.

uncle phil 01-03-2010 03:26 AM

fuck me but it's fucking COLD outside...

Fly 01-03-2010 07:05 AM

might have to make a fucking bonfire today and get rid of all the fucking holiday wrappings.

LordEden 01-03-2010 09:51 AM

I'm finally feeling fucking better on the day BEFORE I got back to fucking work. Well, I guess I could start fucking drinking early.

noodle 01-03-2010 06:38 PM

fuckin' eh, it's motherfucking FREEZING out there. Literally.
And FUCK ME, it's fucking cold in here!
Into the tub with me. Why the fuck am I at this apartment tonight?
Oh... right. Mah Kittehs missded me. And I'm fucking stupid.
FUCK I'm cold.

Fly 01-03-2010 07:22 PM

noods needs a fucking warm hug me thinks.........


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