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fuckin' rights phil...........and a bottle of fucking rum too baby......
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I drank shit beer in College too. Swilled fucking Busch like they were going to shut down the production line any day and stop watering the horses. I do not, however, own any garments that say fucking Busch anywhere on them. There's a place for fucking lawnmower beer. After you mow the fucking lawn. Other that that, it's only good for dogs, children, Muslims, and fucking Mormons. You want bang for your fucking buck? Buy fucking grain and kool aid. |
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fuckin' beer wars... |
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For the record fuckers, this was the beer I had the other fucking night. http://www.oldehickorybrewery.com/images/hefe.jpg Quote:
Also I love my fucking Miller High Life Hat. Granted I only wore it in fucking college, but I still love my cheap beer. I think I fucking struck a nerve with TopHat. HAHA. Send me some good beer you made then! I'll drink the fuck out of it. |
You fucking drank beer that tastes like bananas and bubblegum?
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. I guess I can't say too much as this is one of my new favorites. But I feel like I got run over by a fucking truck and am rockin' a massive fever and cold medicine, so what the fuck do I know, right? And get it straight... this is not a new boy toy, fucker. :lol: |
Noodle, Hefeweizen is fucking awesome. Bananas and bubblegum, lychees and clove, all in the same sense that fucking burgundy tastes like leather and oak. It's great fucking beer and incredibly fucking easy to brew well.
Eden, I love arguing about, well, fucking anything, but particularly fucking beer. My problem with fucking Miller (and fucking coors and fucking budweiser and fucking Pilsner Urquell, and fucking Antarctica, Estrella, Hue, Orion, Cass, Pisswasser, Feilders and all those fizzy yellow fucking pisswassers) is that they're extremely fucking hard to brew well and if they're brewed right, they're fucking Boring! If the best thing that can be said about a beer is that it's fucking boring, then that beer is worth fuck-all to me. That said, Budweiser World Select Lager is some damn fine fucking beer, even if it is pretty fucking boring. ---------- Post added at 11:03 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 AM ---------- Noodle: Booyah! Fucking Chocolate Indulgence. I have a bottle of that shit in my fucking fridge, and I am really looking forward to drinking the fuck out of it. |
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Yeah...he fucking hates bubblegum.
In other news, it's fucking cold. |
i've had wobblies that have a hint of fucking banana in them,and i gotta fucking say..........damn fine tasting fucking beer baby.
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fucking raining like a motherfucker right about now...
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It's fucking sleeting outside, fun times. If you are going to fucking snow, fucking snow. If you are going to fucking rain, fucking rain. None of this fucking halfway bullshit.
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Going to get a fucking foot of the cold white shit here. Not fucking happy about that, nosireebob. I fucking HATE snow.
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fucking stupid head cold. and the rain. stupid fucking rain.
i have a tylenol cold hangover and had fucking night terrors because the fat fucking cat had me trapped under the covers and i couldn't get out during a fucking night sweat. omg freak OUT. |
Noodle, been fucking robo-tripping again? What did I tell you about fucking doping?
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I haven't done anything illegal since Tuesday. :lol:
No, I didn't robo-trip. I was hallucinating from a fever of 103 something. I try not to take meds until it gets bad... with the theory that it'll burn up some fucking virus cells by getting my core temp up. Sometimes this is a really bad fucking idea. Ha ha ha ha ha... |
I feel your fucking pain, kanoodle.
I'm just now getting back to where I can fucking breathe without coughing up a fucking lung. I never knew my fucking sinuses could hold so much fucking yellow-green mucus before. A friend fixed me a damn good hot toddy that cut right through that shit and made me feel all toasty inside. A bit of Jack, honey and lemon juice. Worked like a fucking charm. I felt the warmth travel all the way down my chest. |
It's fucking snowing.
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it's fucking blowing...
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it's a fucking money making day...........fuck the man.
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It actually fucking snowed at my house, WOW. That's fucking amazing. We never get snow. Now, the roads are shut down and I'm not going anywhere till Monday.
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stocked up on fucking rum i hope Eden.
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Godamned mother fucking piece of shit snow! We hates it! We hates it Forever!
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Top......stick your homebrew wobbly pops in the fuckin' snow man.........
......and take a fucking picture too.......... |
Ok, I'm fucking worried now.
Everything seems to be going fucking well this holiday. I'm over my fucking cold, fucking bills are caught up, fucking presents are purchased and about to be wrapped, it's not too cold, and my fucking family and pets are ok, so far. My sis-in-law gives birth on Tuesday. It's another boy. I feel like the other fucking shoe's gonna drop, though. |
another fucking cold morning...
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fuckin' rain..........
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It's not fucking snowing.
It's fucking too cold, but gorgeous. |
The sun is out and it is fucking above 32 degrees. Thank the fucking lord, no MORE FUCKING SNOW!
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*hopes the fucking storm that blew through here a coupl'a fuckin' days ago hits Eden*
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Today fucking sucks, and everything is pissing me the fuck off.
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i think Cinn needs a fucking hug
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more hugs for fucking cinn...
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so mother fucking cold in here!
and fuck 4.5 hours of sleep... wtf?! |
and hugs for fucking noodle...
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No hugs for me, Phil, I fucking see how it is.
Fucking Monday. |
Fucking Monday #1. To the plus, there are only 2 Fucking Mondays this week, with Wdnesday being Friday. To The fucking minus, the Motherfuckerinlaw lent the missus a fucking snow shovel, so I am going to have to shovel out the fucking mailbox today. (The other fucking shovel broke yesterday. Fucking Walmart Piece of shit. Walmart: Buy Cheap, buy often.)
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I'm fucking HUNGRY! Which one of you fuckers is going to cook for me?
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i got a fucking sausage for you Eden you fucker you.........
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Are you fucking sure that isn't Canadian Bacon?
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no.
i'm fucking not. |
You're not fucking Canadian Bacon or you're not fucking sure?
;) Fuckin' eh, it's cold! 48.... at 4:46 pm. WTF?! |
what the fuck is with this fucking bacon shit?
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I love fucking, I love bacon, but I don't love bacon shit. I got a pig farm I pass on the interstate everyday, no fucking thank you.
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see phil..Eden was fucking hungry....i told him i had a fucking sausage for him.....he then asked if i was fucking sure it wasn't Canadian bacon i had to offer.....(he obviously didn't get where the fuck i was goin' with the sausage comment).....so i then said,i wasn't sure.......noodle chimed in with her fucking comment.......and now you're talking about fucking bacon shit.........
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Y'all are pretty fucking strange, you know?
This is not a criticism, just the bald fucking truth. |
Oh no fly, I knew where the fucking sausage comment was coming from, I just figured that in canadaland that you called Canadian bacon. :) "Hello lady of whose body type I can not see from all the massive layers of clothing and fur you have on cause it's -40 degrees in Canada. Would you like to per-take of my log of Canadian bacon? Eh? No? What's that 'bout?"
Tophat, yes, yes we are. I'm quiet fucking proud of it. |
That's one of the thinks I like about you fucking people.
Eden, you are not fucking quiet anything. |
he's all fucked six ways to sunday Top........really he fuckin' is.
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And I love every fucking second of it.
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Heh, you guys are fucked-up. :thumbsup:
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Yes, but my fucking chimes are fucking beautiful
and you ALL fucking love them. Ya fuckers. I'm spending fucking Crimmas alone and working. Meh. Apparently I had the fuckin' H57N94 virus last week. No one wants to be around me, the silly fuckers. |
two fucking days until fucking christmas...
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half fuckin' day at work........then to the fucking pub with the boys for some fucking Xmas cheer..........fuckers
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Fucking slacking at work today, then hitting the bar for a bit to slam down some fucking shots.
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fuckin' whinners at work all jammed out...........had like two wobblies at the site after fucking work..........and here i fucking am know........
at least i gots me some fucking wobbly pops here baby. |
a fucking refrigerator full, as i fucking recall...
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fucking cookies!!!
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needs me some fucking cookies; chocolate fucking sugar cookies...
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fuck no..........on the back fucking porch phil........it's fucking cold enough out :thumbsup: |
Fucking peanut butter and fucking toll house cookies.
Soooo over the fucking cookies. Perhaps a fucking Bailey's cake.... |
Man, it's fucking family day.... Days like this I wish I still got high.
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i'll get fucking high for you man.........i'm done with the re-fucking-cycling.........done with the fucking trip to the dump..........and damn near fucking done with the stocking shit.
had to stop home for a fucking pee eh......... out! |
Won $300 at the fucking blackjack table, won fucking more than that but the fucking dealer FUCKED me. Fucking asshole. *8* fucking hands he won in a fucking row. Fuck it, i'm getting drunk.
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I have some fucking chocolate pound cake that somehow came home with me
from my crimmas dinner with friends and i'm going to pour some Bailey's over top and enjoy the fuck outta that cake. :D |
fuckin' drunk baby...........woooooooooooohoooooooooo
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fuck me, is it fucking saturday already?
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Phil do you even fucking care about the days any more? I mean, as long as the fucking golf course is open, what does it fucking matter?
***** I'm half fucking drunk and heading on my way to full on drunk. |
i am absolutely fucking sure the hobitt is not fucking awake right now, or fucking anything, for that matter... :)
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3 brutal fuckin' days of parties at my house.......it's a fucking mess and i'm fucking toast.
thank fucking christ it's over. |
nothing to fucking do all fucking week...
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work is gonna fucking suck this week.....at least it's a fucking short week
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It's a fucking short week for me too fly, thank the fucking lord. NO MORE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
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oh your fucking god my fucking head hurts so fucking bad.
i should have fucking known when my vision was fucked up a few days ago. fuuuuuuhhhhhhhck me. |
My fucking legs hurt, I need to sweat more, I gained 2 pounds over fucking xmas.
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noodly doodly babe.........i see you have no real religious fuckling ideals about any said god so....... if you would like.......you can say.......Oh my fucking Fly.......if you want. ......and i won't even fucking mind eh.:thumbsup: and i hope your twisted fucking head gets better too eh...............fuck. |
or "oh my fucking uncle..."
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oh my fucking uncle fly, my head still hurts like a motherfucker.
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So, I've broken my fucking electricity. No power at all, needless to say, I'm at a friends'.
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Fuck, my fat ass ran today. They need to make fucking exercise more fucking fun.
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Just yesterday I saw the peak of Mt. Baker poking out of an endless ocean of low-lying clouds, wearing a cloud hat of its own.
It blew my fucking mind. |
fuckin' eh Baraka.........that's my view every day i wake up........Mt.fucking Baker........many good pics and times.
skied that fucker many times too...........and you're in fucking TO???? wow........you're fucking good man..... and hey Eden......i'm bored........go fuck your pirate hat eh. |
Fly anyone ever tell you not to poke the fucking bear? Or stay out of the fucking kitchen if you can't take the heat? You have no idea of the fucking power I wield with that hat. I RULE THE SEVEN SEAS! Bring it on guitar man, I'll fucking bury your canadian ass. Also, I'll drink you under the fucking table.
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^ someone's sellin' fuckin' wolf tickets...
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the fucking challenge has been set.............
Eden........i can't wait to stomp your fucking hat after i drink YOU under the table...... bring it fucking on baby......... |
Oh this can fucking go down. We can both fucking sit down with a bottle per person and see which one goes fucking cross-eyed and falls off their stool. No letting your horses drink for you either, that there is cheating in my fucking neck of the woods.
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fair fucking enough then.........no fuckin' horse ringers allowed
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fucking beautiful day...
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happy new year fuckers...........oh.........a fucking day early.
fuck..........might wanna lay off the fuckin' booze soon i guess. :D |
Fuck, I'm fucking sick. That's means no fucking new years party for me. Fuck. Fucking body with it's fucking sicknesses.
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sorry to fucking hear that Eden.........i will gladly pull the slack for you bro..........
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! rum's all around....... |
happy fucking new year everybody, especially all you fuckers who contribute to this thread...
fucking fly, fucking noodle, fucking hobbitt, fucking etc... |
right fuckin' back at ya' phil.........
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i just fuckin' woke up. and i didn't party that hard last night.
it's a fucking rainy, bleary day. i kinda want to know if it's fuckin' cold or just ick out but that would be just too much fuckin' energy. |
fuckin' first fuckin' saturday of the new fuckin' year...
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I was thinking of going for a fucking run at the gym, but if those new fuckers who want to get in fucking shape are walking on the fucking treadmill instead of using the track, I am going to be fucking upset.
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fuck me but it's fucking COLD outside...
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might have to make a fucking bonfire today and get rid of all the fucking holiday wrappings.
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I'm finally feeling fucking better on the day BEFORE I got back to fucking work. Well, I guess I could start fucking drinking early.
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fuckin' eh, it's motherfucking FREEZING out there. Literally.
And FUCK ME, it's fucking cold in here! Into the tub with me. Why the fuck am I at this apartment tonight? Oh... right. Mah Kittehs missded me. And I'm fucking stupid. FUCK I'm cold. |
noods needs a fucking warm hug me thinks.........
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