howdy fuckers...........back from the fucking bush.

Fucking welcome back Fly, glad to see you around civilized lands once again.

Phil, I love that fucking pic.

Fly must be pretty...fucking...busy, since he hasn't fulfilled your fucking prediction.

good to fucking be back.........

Phil, that picture you posted of a cartoon dragon saying "fuck you, I'm a dragon". I'm currently usuing that as my iPhone background. Nice. Good fucking find old man. You might still be useful to keep around.
For a fucking bit.

That sounds like yet another fucking reminder that youth is too good to be wasted...

...you're fucking wonderful!

I'm at the motherfucking airport! No liquor for me to drink tho... damn you regional airport.

so, who's going fucking where?

I'm going to fucking Ohio where I will spend three days with cinn then she flies back to nort cacalacky with me. For fucking good.

Fucking good for both of you, I daresay.

my mother fucking face hurts like a motherfucker.

I'm in motherfucking Ohio.

Fucking food poisoning :confused:, this shit fucking sucks, sucks big fucking hairy fucking balls of fucking pain and vomit, fucking food poisoning, fucking motherfucker, :mad: aaarrrrgggghhhh! :grumpy:

Yeah, I'm fucking mad and fucking grumpy now, and tomorrow I will be fucking sore and one tired motherfucker. FUCK!

That was fun, I feel a little better, not, I'm just fucking lying.

Eden: Welcome to the motherfucking mid west where you promptly want to get the fuck out.

And what the fuck is up with this cold/sinus problem I am having? Go the fuck away.

There are too many mother fucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane.

fuck me am i ever tired

Fuck you head cold, I am going to exercise anyways.

I got a new puppy. He's a fucking hairball.

That fucker has a rope tied on his ankle. The picture is a fucking lie!

there's no fucking rope there...

Fucking cake is a lie. It's fucking HOT here.

But phuckin' phil: Sometimes a cake is just a fucking cake.

Mmmmm... I could fucking eat some cake

To put too fine a fucking point on it:

Sprinkle in a little bark.

i need me some fucking hair of the dog.............brutal fucking morning.

Now that is a fucking stop sign.

I'm surprised there aren't some silly fuckers milling about in confusion.

i sure as fuck am............

is this fucking week OVER yet?!

it sure as fuck is for me.........got fucking today off til fucking sunday bitches..........



fuck yeah!

(sigh...) Days are all pretty much-the-fucking same when you don't have a fucking job.

My baby is fucking cooking me a meal, it's nice.

2 out of 3 ain't too fucking bad.

What the fuck just happened over there? *points off screen*

cutting a fucking sheet of plywood to finish the goddamn fucking paddocks for these fucker horses,take a chunk of wood to the eye.......*i know,"where's your fucking eye protection?"*........now i can't see fuck all outta my right fucking eye.............



fuckin' horses.

Did they step on your fucking safety-glasses, or what?

Fuck, I'm hungry.

here comes the fucking heat wave.

I fucking love it when it's hot. That sentence is true fucking rearranged, too.

hmmm, hot fucking...

hahhahahaha..........fuckin' lobster dog.

Predators comes out in two fucking days. Hell yes, let's get fucked up.

What the fuck is up people?

You haven't written your fucking list, yet. Does that comprise fucking up?

wow..........should fucking go to bed.......i have a fucking golf game to attend tomorrow.


i'll be thinking about you Phil........at the fucking 19th

thanks, partner...

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My fucking head hurts... maybe because I had to watch Adrian Brody fuck up another movie last night. Fucking dork. No one with nostrils that fucking big could ever survive in the jungle. All the fucking bug would go straight up his fucking nose.

This fucking puppy is killing me.

And Topher Grace's character was a fucking waste of screen time.

Right from the fucking get go, you can't let them fucking bite you,
not for one fucking second. You have to let them know who is fucking Alpha.

Don't be too fucking physically harsh with a puppy, they respond well
to a firm fucking voice much fucking better.

I just realized you might mean your puppy is killing you with its fucking cuteness.
If this is the fucking case,
disregard anything I fucking said.

My fucking puppy got verbal with wandering teens in the alley last night. There was some "motherfucking" language & one of them ended up on top of the neighbor's car, claiming he was scared of dogs because he's black. It didn't fucking follow, for me. My fucking dog is black, too.

i gots me a black fucking dog and..........she's a nasty bitch.

i fucking like her.........^

Who the fuck lets a keg of Okocim run out?

anyone want some fucking breakfast?

Fuck yeah! I think you'd fuckin' have a list after last night.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Lazy fucking sunday morning.

You making the fucking brunch and I will make the fucking coffee.

Just made the fucking brunch. Potato hash w/ onions, garlic, red peppers and jalapeños, veggie gravy with biscuits, and eggs (scrambled and over easy for my baby). Come on over and bring the coffee.

Regular or fucking de-caf?

At this time of fucking night? De-caf. I don't feel like being up all night, wish I could go to fucking sleep.

This is my first post on this site
I'm going to pop my posting cherry by saying
Fuck!
and...
what the Fuck?

Fucking A! A fucking virgin! I daresay you'll want to change your user name fast as fuck if you stick around. Read the original fucking post, & a few others. Fucking welcome, fucker!

metal up your fucking ass!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on with this fucking weather?

Fuuuuuuuck, I'm antsy. Tried to fucking nap, but I couldn't calm the fuck down. I'm gonna be fucking tired tonight.

Phil, that is fucking made of win right there.

Where the fuck are you getting those pictures?