who the fuck you callin' an old fucker,fucker?

anybody over fucking 18 is fucking old to the hobbit...

i wish i could fucking sleep,fuck me am i tired.

Keep your fucking pants on, noodle. If it weren't for all the fucking orcs, ents, pondsquids, and balrogs, it'd fucking be there lickityfuckingsplit. Or you want they should load it on a giant fucking eagle and fucking airlift it to you?

Don't have a fucking goat, okay?

Just fucking dandy by me. Never did like fucking goats. Stinky little fuckers.

Somebody makes delicious fucking cheese out of them.

A fucking men.
But it's gonna be some other poor fucker than me wot goes out before the fucking sun is up to fondle a stinky fucking goats nipples.

You're fucking right. That's how I feel about fucking butchery.

well, fuck...just fuck...

Fucking friday

My fucking back hurts. Fuck.

I'm not a young chicken, you old coot, I'm coming close to the 30 mark myself. That said, I'm calling Fly, Phil, OCM all old fuckers. 'Cause ya'll are all old fuckers.

It's fucking Friday! I get paid today!

WB, Tophat, haven't seen you posting in here for awhile.

I'm more content being called an old fucker than being one. Too bad time is so fucking determinate.

Thanks, Eden. I've been pretty fucking busy.
Time itself is a Motherfucker.

No one here is fucking old or maybe I have a fucking warped perception of age since working at this goddamn fucking nursing home.

fuck I'm bored

that's fucking obvious

Hey, Fuck you! Maybe we fucking like it here okay? Fuck, we don't HAVE to be bored to fuckin' hang the fuck around. FUCK!

You know for someone that fucking says this place is great, I don't even see you post in this fucking thread.

Also, welcome salem.

Going out on the town, fucking YEAH!

Hey, I'm a little fuckin late, but that's o-fucking-k by me. Enjoy your night on the fuckin town! I'm gonna do some fucking dishes :(

I just keep reminding myself that it's at least not fucking headgear, right?!
This shite fucking hurts. Fucking sadists.

ooh you've got fuckin headgear? That fuckin sucks. I'm ridiculously fuckin glad I never got fuckin headgear. Got those fuckin braces though...

hey, all you fucks...

nope... at least it's NOT fucking headgear. braces and a new fuckin' temp crown that looks like a plank... I'm fuckin' hideous. Straight up.

fuckin' eh..........big time fucking hangover......maybe even still a little pissed

At least you fucking know what to do about it.

Would you like some fucking feta?

The lady next to me is really fucking crazy.
Just felt the need to reiterate this ... with emphasis.

Oh fuck noodle, how long do you have to keep that fuckin shit?

And hey fucker phil, what's up?

and you're the fucking sane one?


riiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttt............


:D

I thought that needed a little fucking with its emphasis...

I just skipped to the end to give my fucking two cents.

It's my girl's fucking birthday! Everyone say happy fucking birthday to Cinn!

Also, Noodle, fucking kill the crazy lady with fire.

Welcome Skinkforguv to the coolest thread in the nonsense/funzone/old fucking timers club.

Happy Fuckin birthday Cinn! It's my fucin awesome nephews fuckin fathers birthday to! I fuckin love that guy, even if it doesnt fucin sound like it!

The lady I fuckin' identified as crazy was harassing a chihuahua and working on a collage of magazine photos with a glue stick... disembodied russian and chinese dollheads with a cobra.

She won the fuckin' crazy award.

fuck you with the old timers shit you fucker........i only got 10 years on you.

I need fucking breakfast, I wonder if any places in this smelly, po-dunk, one horse town serves it all day. Let's find out.

*****

Yeah, but when you convert that from Canadian Years to American Years, that's like 20 fucking years. Gotta hate those rising exchange rates.

only on your fucking side of the fence maybe........

fuck it..........go eat your fucking breakfast pal.



:D

Hey, you should make me some fuckin breakfast! What the fuck are you having anyways?

Can't make fucking breakfast with no food, I just moved in monday, so I got nothing to eat in the house. I had 1-egg (scrambled), hasbrowns (extra crispy), sasuage, toast, and sweet tea. It was fucking good.

Fuck this paper.
I want a fuckin' graham cracker.

wow that sounds like a good fuckin breakast! Im having cream of wheat, its a fucking classic.

i had and am still fucking having beer for breakfast..........


fuck yeah!

fucking monday again?

Fuck Monday, shit needs to die.

you fucking okay now Eden?

where the fuck are the cars?

fuckin' rain......

I'm fucking ok, I suck at math and was fucking up how much I *thought* I was going to make. I got the right numbers and did some number crunching with the correct figures. I'm not scared anymore. Mostly.

How are you fuckers?

i hate fucking waiting for car parts,these fucking brakes could've been done a loooooong fucking time ago.

I hate trying to fucking communicate...mostly. Okay, I'm fucking lying, but I suck at it.

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shit - s'posed to be a fucking gif...

Fucking shit up again old man?

The fucking smoking ban is happening in 2 days and my place of employment is prohibiting people from smoking on fucking premise. My coworkers are going to be fucking pissed.

Set the fucking building on fire. Fuck 'em.

fuckin' eh, it's LADIES' NIGHT!

Can I fucking come? You can dress me up & take fucking pictures.

OCM, you are a fucking freak, and that is a big fucking part of why I like you so fucking much.

I neglected to thank you for understanding fucking compost.

All ya'll are freaks.... but I still want to fucking go with noodle to ladies' night. You see the size of those fucking drinks!

you see the price?

Who fucking cares, noodle is paying.

Also, you forgot to say fuck, you old coot.

Fuck you, I'm not paying.
It's LADIES' NIGHT.
The fuckin' Blood Orange Manhattan and the Sizchuan Mary were fucking fantastic.
The Mary was Absolut Peppar, jalapeno juice, tomato juice and spices, and the Manhattan was bourbon and blood orange bitters with a splash of sweet vermouth. Fuck yes.


ANNNNNNNNNND, I even brought my man home some ice cream from Kilwin's. I am the fucking bomb, baby.

HAha!
WesTrac fucken did that here in Australia last year.
Fucken country wide.
Smoke free fucking workplace.

I don't fucken care.
I don't smoke fucken tabacco.

I thought it was fucking funny for those fucked smokers.
They gave out free fucken patches n shit for everyone to quit.

Fuckers.
What do we non-smokers get?

off to fucking work i guess........

That'll calm you fucking down. No fucking guessing about it.

fucking raindrops outside...

going fucking bonkers here........

Fucking 6am start of work, FUCK THAT.

The only way to avoid such things is fucking self-employment.

I don't feel like fucking studying for fucking accounting.

Does that fucking surprise you? I'm probably fucked-up for asking.

Dude, I'm so fucking sick of placebo effects and wait-lists.
And I do NOT want to talke about "best practices" tomorrow after walking a 10k.
FUUCK studying. I'm going to have fuckin' sushi and try to convince people to go see a movie.

My nap fucking ROCKED.

Kick-Ass = Fucking Suck-Ass.

keep the fucking rain away bitch,i have a fucking side job and need the fucking cash

Fuck you rain for postponing my fucking run.

It's May, it's May, the fucking month of May!

It is the first of may, to bad I have no fucking money to do anything today.

...simple fucking pleasures, then, like this fucking palindrome.

I need a fucking massage.
I forgot how different asphalt is than a treadmill.
Even my sinuses hurt.
And now I'm going to go plant our organic community garden.
Fuckin' eh, I hurt.

drunk as fuck last night.

hair of the fucking dog today bitches.........

In itself a form of fucking intervention. Have a good one, you manly fucker.

I plan on fucking doing nothing today.

Before you do that, go make my fucking prediction correct.

fucking tires this afternoon...

There is no one at fucking work today... it's weird.

fuck it all!

Life not going the way you want?
Have you had it up to here?
Is it time to call it quits?

Try Fuckitol SM!


Fuckitol is the trade name of Hydrocyanic acid.
Side effects may include: cessation of breathing. cessation of heartbeat. rigor mortis. total inability to give a fuck about anything. occasional drowsiness. Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while using fuckitol.

Fuck? Fuckitol? Sure doc, load me the fuck down.

like you need to be fucking loaded down pal.


where as I,am getting fucking loaded up.and yes,i like to fucking start early fuckers

this stuff?

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you fucking forgot to say fuck in there phil..........

Someone hit my fucking car in my work parking lot and drove the FUCK OFF. Fucking ASSHOLES.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

well...just...FUCK IT ALL!!! :)