fuck you Eden........it's not all about the thunder man.


you gotta have the fucking lightning too baby........

like fucking yeast. fucking in & out.

Holy fuckin sunburn, batman!

Fucking focus sucks, Robin.

I'm starting it here. Grateful Dead Fucking SUCKS. Bring it phil. Fucking jam bands, hippies need to get a damn job.

ain't nothing like playing a tune and going off on a big ass 'ol fucking jam Eden.

you stick to the fucking boring old 3 1/2 minute tunes you like,i'll stick with the fuckers in jam bands.

fuckin' truckin'...

Just like the fucking Doo-Dah Man.

& like-the-fuck all of us.

hey Eden you fucker.......


set up,like a bowling pin baby..........:D

don't know who he's fuckin' messin' with, huh, buddy?

...seems to be fucking enjoying it, though. I wish he'd fucking insult me.

No fucking way. Funny concept, fuckin' same.

top, that fits right in with the hobbits idea of fucking music...

...with a little more fucked-up punctuation...

no doubt.........fuckers not all there is he?

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i hate to fucking admit it though.......i do trip on Cake.........great fucking band.




"shut the fuck up" Eden........don't even go there.just think if they took it 15 minutes,fucking sweet.




fuck yeah...........jam it out.

fuckin' Peggy O...

Fuck you, Big River

Fuck you Casey

Fly, watch that fucking speed. Save it for the fucking speedway.

BACKLASH'd!

I love saying things like that and then not being able to check fucking TFP for 2 days. I really stirred you old fuckers up. Diss one over-hyped, long-winded, kumbaya circle and every old fucker on here stands straight like they took an extra blue pill this morning.

First off fuckers,

Jamming with a band? Good. (As a person listening who can't play a fucking thing)
Listening to a band play great songs all night while buzzed? Awesome.
Having every fucking pothead/hippy make you listen to every Phish/Greatful Dead/DMB bootleg that some acid tripping hippy made at the concert? FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT.

I've been forced to listen to every fucking GD/Phish CD out there while stoned with some hippies I used to buy drugs from. I've had to listen to them tell me that THIS IS THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD MANNNNNNN so many fucking times. I don't care if Jerry Garcia (I know he's dead fuckers) was giving away red-headed asians at his show, I wouldn't fucking go. I've had this hippy jam band shit shoved down my throat so many times, I could never like them. Ever.

GD/Phish may make good music at their concerts, but I'm not going to listen to this shit. Ever.

Fucking hippies. Sometimes, I just want to get stoned, not listen to FUCKING Grateful Dead!

Well here comes the fucking sunshine, amirite?

I'm gonna consider your obligation fucking fulfilled, LordEden. As insults go, that was pretty fucking thorough.

fucking pfish and the dead in the same sentence? pfish isn't in the same fucking solar system!!!

Also, I fucking like Cake, I have all their CDs. The dead-pan sound and jazzy/funk beats they pull off while singing about parking lots, bucket seats, and opera singers is fucking awesome.

Phish is another one of those fucking 2 hour song guys, I can never tell the fucking difference in their CDs.

Perhaps not, but fucking pissing on other people's tastes is wrong. What's the difference between usbank & fucking WellsFargo? Did you know fucking Napoleon?

Musical tastes are hardly fighting matter, I can bet not a one of you fuckers wants to listen to MC Frontalot (nerdcore rapper), but I love his stuff. Hate or love, someone out there fucking digs it.

My opinion does nothing but strength your love of the GD, as seen by the youtube videos posted in this fucking thread.

Nerdcore? Nerdcore? What the fuck is that? Some sort of motherflippin thing wot we don't know what we're dealing with here...

fuckin' ripple...

Nerdcore Fuckers.



Everyone has an opinion on what is fucking good music. You know the old phrase, opinions... assholes. All that rig-a-ma-roo.

someone piss in your fucking cornflakes Eden?


relax man............fuck.

Went in defensive mode there for a fucking second.

I'm fucking better now.

Carry on.

I'll carry on all the way to fucking Kansas

I'd fucking carry you to fucking Death Valley. Of course, that's a few states fucking-over.

Fucking Eden remembers the best fucking defense.

I'll carry both of you fuckers in my lowrider.

The fuck-things to be said against older music aren't over-ridden by the fucking fors.

Nice song, fucker. When will you be here to fucking pick me up?

fuck yeah..........for a fucker Eden.........you're okay.




and pick me the fuck up too bitch.............:thumbsup:

When I come pic you fuckers up, I can see this scene playing out and it even ties into my last fucking post!

Fuck you flu.

Continuing my road trip with some fuckers named OCM and Fly. Here, we walk into a local pool hall, complete musical entrance.

Hey, wanderlustful, we could also go bowling, if we can find the supplies.

Bowling?



"You're out of your fucking element, Donny!"

Probably, since I neglected the "fuck" in the last one. What's your fucking average?

Not good enough to mention, if I break 100, I'm doing fucking awesome.

How about we fucking go to a party instead?

fuckin' road trip is looking good so far........

I know a little cul-de-sac, but no fucking way to say it.

fuckin' saturday...

go away, rain...

I want to drink some fucking coffee.

Jove, fucking I think you mean you want to come on the road trip. Let's go pick up jove.



Where should be head next guys?

Fucking guess.

let's go to the country fuckers...........wobbly pops and doobies all around......

How far into the country are we talking fly? You going to play a song for us Fly?



I don't feel like being TO far into the fucking woods.

There's a fucking scenic overlook, ahead on the right.

Eden you bastard.........you post that old school shit for a fucking reason man,i know it........best damn version ever fucker...........nicely done.



and pork fat fuckin' rules baby....

I am tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane...

no fucking golf today; raining kittys and puppies...

Archer is fucking funny.

I'm pretty fucking sure that depends on your perspective. Where's the fucking driver?

I'm fucking driving, just wondering if we are going to stay in the country or not.

i'll be sleeping under the fucking vehicle myself..........and i don't give a fuck where it happens to be either.

What the fuck?! For fuck's sake, don't fuck around under the car. Climb into the fucking vehicle, you little fuck. Fuck! Why the fuck would you sleep down there? Only a fuck up would, or some fucker who got himself fucked. Now fuck off, as I find myself not giving a fuck.

fucked again...

easy fucker............no fucking worries under the vehicle man........we'll all be fucking pissed anyways.

You fucking piss on me and I'm leaving you back there with those redneck fuckers with no teeth.

(Yeah yeah I fucking know, pissed means drunk in canadaland)

Yo, Fly, while you're down there, change the fucking oil.

Fuck you, dude. You know who you are. Just... fuck you.

"Fuck yeah!"

Fuck that guy!

Also I like this fucking app for TFP to view on smartphones. It's fucking sweet.

Also, to you old fucks, a smartphone is a phone that isn't the size of a brick. It can do more than call the social security office to yell about how your check isn't here.

there's a thing about fingers that i've lost...

but i don't have enough...

fuck...

The fucking vegginazis are pissing me off, but I'm staying out of it.

Slippery slopes into the shitter will fuck you up, no matter how smart your phone is.

I can never fucking tell if you are talking about me or not, OCM.

If I have to look in another fucking ceiling again, I am going to fuck it up.

If I ever hit the ceiling again, I'll be fucking overjoyed.

I generally talk right-fucking-at people, Lord, not about them.

I didn't know that my fucking "sitz" bones could hurt this bad.
I suspect they're going to start fucking hurting waaaay fucking worse very soon.

Some pictures are worth a thousand fucking words...that one has sweet fuck-all.

How are your fucking sitz bones, noodle?

Fuck me if I don't understand the fucking rules.

When I don't understand the rules, I make my own fucking rules up.

As you no doubt fucking noticed, so do I, but I'm fucking fond of fucking traditions, too.

Tradition fucking has become a tradition.

Now fucking what?

Put your dirty tongue in my fucking mouth.

But I barely fucking know you OCM, but I'm game.

...& say it like you fucking mean it.

This is my first fucking post on this site!

Now maybe it will quit telling me to fucking post already.

What's the fucking deal with showing up 15 mintues early to your shift and it being "on time"? That makes no fucking sense.

What the fuck is up with this sudden sharp pain in my head. Fucking ouch.

That's a fucking headache, by Jove....

The air is like fucking soup today.

The fucking rain has left these buildings for awhile. It's fucking beautiful out this evening.