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Fuck, I drank almost 3 bottles of wine last night, I feel like shit today. I've been on a non-stop bender since Friday. Ugh. Fuck me.
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sober the fuck up - mexico's coming up...
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Oh I didn't drink a fucking thing last night phil, Mexico is tomorrow and I'm flying into to fucking cancun with amonkie right beside me on the plane. I'm not drinking today either.
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you fuckers better have a fuckin' drink on me eh...........
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i am so fucking jealous, and we just got back a litle fucking while ago...
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Sitting in the fucking airport now. I'm about to meetup with amonkie in just a few hours.
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Gonna be a fucking good time.
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fuckers.............no fucking umbrella drinks Eden you fuck.
and fucking pictures too eh........... |
i can fucking picture the hobbitt with a fucking umbrella drink...
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No umbella drinks for this fucking hobbit. Tully handed me a huge rum and coke when I got here. My travel addled brain could barely wrap my hand around it. I still finished it.
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fuck yeah..........rum n coke baby.........cuba fucking libras bitch.
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Fucking spanglish. It's almost as bad as fucking ebonics, but not as pleasurable.
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and i can't speak a fucking lick of it either.
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Tongue-fucking twisters, but you could hum a few bars.
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Mexico is FUCKING AWESOME!
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What would you fucking expect? It's full of fucking Mexicans. I fucking lust after Mexicans.
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did you say fucking hum?
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Uncle fucking Phil, I don't believe they said the fucking word, hum.
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He's busy while I'm fucking bored. Humming a few bars seems...appropriate, fuck-wise.
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humming whilst fucking..........fuck yeah.
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Tully has a hard fucking life in mexico. Just sayin'.
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Fuckin' eh, I want a hard life in Mexico.
Sing her the fuckin' song, Eden. |
sing the fucking song fucker..........
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I'm not singing the fucking song. Fuuuuuuuuuck that.
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Fucking sing the fucking song to Monkie, you obstinate little fucker.
Do it for the Monkie. |
sing it, fucker...
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hey fucker.........you sing the fucking song yet?
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yeah, fucker, i'm all ears this morning...
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he didn't fucking do it,the fucker.
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We need to go to fucking Mexico and sing it for monkie and then bitch slap eden with a fucking fish.
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fuck yeah..........you sing it Jove,and i'll bitch slap that fucker Eden.
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Ok, one of you fuckers needs to sing fucking "Ice Ice Baby" for fucking noodle, cause by hell am I going to fucking doing.
I don't fear the fish, bring it fucker. |
What you fear are fucking irrelevancies.
Just fucking with you |
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I can't decide if this thread is really fucking stupid or pretty fucking clever.
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or fucking cleverly stupid
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just a fucking thread...
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Both knees and now my hip are fucking killing me.
Stupid fucking cats tripping me. FUCK! |
^ sounds like you're falling the fuck apart... :)
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I made a big fuckin' pot of chili tonight.
And yes, I might be fucking falling apart. One knee is green, yellow, blue and purple. The other is blue, purple and black. I'm taking a fucking bath and celebrating D.E.A.R. day. That's Drop Everything And Read, fuckers. |
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oh fucking chili again..............nice.
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It's fucking gorgeous outside today.
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I am fucking tired.
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Fucking amnesiacs can be so disappointing.
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Best fucking sleep I've had in weeks.
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I didn't think you'd fucking judge it that way.
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fucking breezy out...
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I'm getting my hairs did, fuckin' right.
It's been over a fucking year. w00t. |
I was going to fucking run outside, but the fucking pollen count is fucking high.
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I'm glad I can't fucking respond - The sun is shining its fucking ass off.
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I don't know what fucking unit of measure is used for fucking pollen, but ours is in the fucking 4000 range. Apparently, 1000 is considered "really fucking high."
It's gonna fucking rain tomorrow, though, and clear it the fuck up. Fuck, yeah. |
I fail at fucking napping.
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I'm officially posted the second most posts in this fucking thread! FUCK YEAH!
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fucking hobbits...
(mumble, mumble, mumble...) |
My stress level is quickly approaching way fucking too much.
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(mumble, mumble, FUCKING mumble...)
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old fuckers
mumble mumble fucking mumble |
That's because their teeth have undergone more fucking processing.
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hairy fuckers...
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I can feel the fucking caffeine trickling through my bloodstream.
Stumptown burundi kinyovu, FTMFW! ANNNNNNNND, I get to spend the whole day on a motherfuckin' boat, w0ot! (I also have 50+, 70+ and 45 SPF with me) |
Kick Ass fucking rocked. If you see a 11 year old girl killing people ninja assassin style, I would recommend running the other way.
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It's about fucking moving time. Fuck, I hate moving.
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fuck did i get drunk around the fucking bonfire last night,may as well carry fucking on today too
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Hair of the fucking dog to you. I believe I might fucking join you.
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Fuck yeah..........beer and fucking clamato juice......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1271518941 |
Fuck yeah - cheers!
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I fucking banked tonight. Fuuuuuck, yeah.
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had four fucking lip-outs yesterday...
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fucking goalie scored on himself last night the un-lucky fucker.
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I've got to heavy duty clean my fucking apt today. This moving shit needs to be over with.
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fuck drama whores.
fucking eh, my equilibrium's all screwed up. it's fucking hilarious, but I've almost fallen down the fucking stairs already. yay for boats! |
Fuckin' 'specially with a little light supper.
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Fuck Fuck-a-dee Fuck Fuck Fuck .
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I got so fucking baked last night i couldn't even work my fuckin computer.
Hows everyones fucken new year coming along??? |
Did the mods do some fucking clear cutting of some annoying woods around TFP? If so, fucking HELL YEAH!
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shut up and get the fuck to work, or home, or wherever the fuck you're going... :)
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Listen here you old fucker, I'll go when I want to go and ain't nobody tell me otherwise ;)
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Division of Jazzerous Forestry came through, I do believe.
Thank the fuckin' TFP gods. Um... mods. |
calling in fucking sick today..........
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& to all the fucking moderates.
Now, for a little fucking controversy, let's pretend we can't talk about shit...or fucking...or about who we love...or fucking...or anything else...or fucking as a means to life...or fucking. (?) |
What the fuck are you talking about?
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I thought we were talking about fucking erections.
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What the fuck did that user just ask me? And how the fuck am I suppose to know?
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Fuck the user. Fuck them in the EAR.
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Yeah, just pretend you fucking know to fuck with them.
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fuck the goddamn motherfucking fucked up BACK BUTTON. ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
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hahahah......Eden is an ear fucker.
i fucking knew he didn't know where to put the fuck stick. |
fuckin' YAY!!!
Hobbit's back to fuckin' work... |
get to fuckin' work Eden you lazy bastard.
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There's no fucking work in fucking Eden. It's part of the fucking agreement.
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Hey you old fuckers, I am working. The hobbit has a fucking job once more!
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How soon will I have that fuckin' ring, hobbit? It's taking you a fuckin' long time to get here with it. Mush!
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