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Fly 03-23-2010 04:45 AM

i guess i better get fucking ready,gotta make hay while the fucking sun shines.

uncle phil 03-24-2010 03:33 AM

humpty fuck...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-24-2010 08:21 AM

Fucking semantics.

uncle phil 03-25-2010 02:38 AM

those fucking semantics should burn in hell, fuckers...

Fly 03-25-2010 12:58 PM

fuckin' rights they should!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-25-2010 03:05 PM

Well, excuuuuuuse the fuck out of me! I was just fucking saying.

Fly 03-25-2010 05:08 PM

no fucking problem man.........fuckin' say it.

uncle phil 03-26-2010 02:46 AM

tgiff...

LordEden 03-26-2010 04:18 AM

Fucking FRIDAY! Only bad thing is I have to packup my shit all fucking weekend.

Fly 03-26-2010 06:35 AM

fucking rain delay.

CinnamonGirl 03-26-2010 08:01 AM

It fucking SNOWED. What the fuck?

LordEden 03-26-2010 08:13 AM

HAHA You live in fucking OHIO, deal with it. Neener-Neener.

CinnamonGirl 03-26-2010 08:29 AM

Fuck a bunch of that-- I'm leaving this fucking state :D

Ourcrazymodern? 03-26-2010 11:37 AM

We're about to have our first fucking snow-free March ever.

Jove 03-26-2010 11:44 AM

fucking hell, I need more fucking coffee after dealing with this fucking 4 hour accounting class.

Fly 03-26-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2772082)
We're about to have our first fucking snow-free March ever.




don't fucking jinx yourself bud.........March ain't fuckin' over yet.

noodle 03-26-2010 02:10 PM



It's motherfuckin' friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-26-2010 02:31 PM

That's fucking funny! I'd put the fuckin' "mother" on it, but I hate that motherfucking word.

uncle phil 03-27-2010 01:42 AM

saturday in the fucking park...

Fly 03-27-2010 04:01 AM

rain..........stay the fuck away today,i wanna fucking golf

noodle 03-27-2010 05:35 AM

Fuck this headache. Grrr...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-27-2010 07:38 AM

Sometimes fucking works wonders.

Poppinjay 03-27-2010 07:51 AM

Fuck you. Yes. You. Fuck. You.

And the goddamn horse you rode in on. Fuck you.

You're taking this personally aren't you? Well that's just your own shit sandwich isn't it?

Fuck you you ass.

Follow the leader, he's on a Rhonda, that fucking whore.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-27-2010 10:35 AM

I had you at fucking hello, & Rhonda too. Personally, I think it's the aggressive fucking "k" sounds that put the shit in the sandwich.

Fly 03-27-2010 10:56 AM

i have an asshole buddy that i made a fuckin' shit sandwich for,and he fucking told me he doesn't like bread........fuckin' weirdo.

LordEden 03-27-2010 12:37 PM

I want to be finished fucking moving, I fucking HATE moving.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-27-2010 01:33 PM

It beats laying down & fucking dying, though, doesn't it?

LordEden 03-27-2010 03:24 PM

Yes yes OCM, but doesn't mean I have to fucking like it. Two months from now I'll be doing ALOT better. Now, this is time that fucking sucks.

uncle phil 03-28-2010 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Poppinjay (Post 2772309)
Fuck you. Yes. You. Fuck. You.

And the goddamn horse you rode in on. Fuck you.

You're taking this personally aren't you? Well that's just your own shit sandwich isn't it?

Fuck you you ass.

Follow the leader, he's on a Rhonda, that fucking whore.

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hankjunior 03-28-2010 02:17 AM

Oh fuck off, that's abso-fucking-lutely awesome

Jove 03-28-2010 05:28 AM

Why the fuck are concerts so fucking packed with super annoying people?

uncle phil 03-29-2010 02:24 AM

fucking rain this morning...

LordEden 03-29-2010 04:26 AM

Phil, did you send the fucking rain my way? Keep it in Florida, old man. We don't want any of that shit here.

Fly 03-29-2010 05:47 AM

we get fucking rain for a week straight now............fuck sakes.

uncle phil 03-30-2010 02:34 AM

no fucking rain today...

New Port Richey, FL (34652) Weather - Forecasts, Radar Maps, Video, and News

LordEden 03-30-2010 04:20 AM

Only 4 more days left of this fucking job. Thank fucking god.

Fly 03-30-2010 06:32 AM

the fuck you moving to Eden?

LordEden 03-30-2010 12:56 PM

Across the state (North Carolina) to a different one-horse bum-fuck town. Better job is waiting on me. I'm moving right after TFP Mexico.

Boggy 03-30-2010 02:50 PM

My buddy just won the fucking ugly lottery.

noodle 03-30-2010 05:15 PM

My SO looks exactly like a dude on fucking American Idol. FUCK!

uncle phil 03-31-2010 02:29 AM

phuque thiss pschitt...

LordEden 03-31-2010 04:33 AM

You watch American Idol? Fuck that show.

Fly 03-31-2010 04:42 AM

FUCKIN' EH!!!!!!!!!!

CinnamonGirl 03-31-2010 09:46 AM

My fucking ex called me today. To ask if a shirt he found was mine. Look, it's been a fucking year, if you find anything else you think is mine, just fucking burn it.

Fly 03-31-2010 02:11 PM

okay...too fucking excited..........got a fucking producer chick that is interested in one of my fuckin' tunes.gonna ride that wave baby.she's all fucking over it.


FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? 03-31-2010 02:16 PM

Happy fucking day, Fly, congratulations!

LordEden 03-31-2010 02:37 PM

Hell yeah fly, rock that fucking bitch!

Fuck, it's almost 80 degrees out here. Fuck yeah!

Boggy 03-31-2010 03:13 PM

People are fucking stupid.

Fly 03-31-2010 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2773762)
Hell yeah fly, rock that fucking bitch!



yeah,i'd fucking like to but..........i kinda think the missus wouldn't fucking approve.


:D

uncle phil 04-01-2010 02:19 AM

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LordEden 04-01-2010 07:15 AM

Serously, can we watch the fucking porn on this thread? My boss doesn't check my shit now, but I don't know about the new job. Let's either make this thread NSFW or fucking not.

Not trying to be a negative nancy, I fucking love tits like every other male on here (and some females), but I just need to know if I open this thread if boobies are going to be displayed on my LCD.

Otherwise, I love the pic phil.

Fly 04-01-2010 07:35 AM

what a fucking whiner

LordEden 04-01-2010 08:25 AM

Listen you old fuzzy-brained fucker, some of us have to work in fucking offices with the whole "No Porn on Company Computers" shit. I'd be glad to sit at home at my old folk's farmhouse and look at canadian horse porn all day (hockey sticks and assholes), but I have to work. So you can shove that "whiner" shit up your Quebec Province and spin.

Fly 04-01-2010 09:31 AM

oh fuck me man............that was fuckin' sweet.........


and spin on this you cranky fuck.


fucking hockey sticks and assholes..........not too fucking bad man.:thumbsup:

CinnamonGirl 04-01-2010 09:40 AM

Not to interrupt the man-love...but it's fucking AWESOME outside. Please, please, let winter be gone for fucking good this time.

Fly 04-01-2010 09:52 AM

i agree.........fuck winter.

and how can you not love that fucker Eden?

CinnamonGirl 04-01-2010 10:12 AM

I sure as fuck don't know...you're preaching to the fucking choir, man.

Fly 04-01-2010 10:34 AM

*sings*

la-la-fucking-la.........


(or however choir people fucking sing.):D

LordEden 04-01-2010 10:52 AM

YOu mean you haven't had a fucking choir singing backup on a song yet, fly? I thought all you alt-stoner-rockers loved fucking having a backup choir. Made you sound ominous and heartfelt.

Fly 04-01-2010 11:41 AM

we don't need no fucking education............

uncle phil 04-01-2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2773944)
Serously, can we watch the fucking porn on this thread? My boss doesn't check my shit now, but I don't know about the new job. Let's either make this thread NSFW or fucking not.

Not trying to be a negative nancy, I fucking love tits like every other male on here (and some females), but I just need to know if I open this thread if boobies are going to be displayed on my LCD.

Otherwise, I love the pic phil.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2774033)
we don't need no fucking education............

we don't need no fucking thought control...

(fucking happy now?)

LordEden 04-01-2010 12:44 PM

Yes, I fucking AM! I also like it that it's (Not Fucking Suitable For Work) not just (NSFW). Like I said, I'm not bitching about boobies, I just need to know if I can open it at work or not.

Fucking old fuckers, giving me shit. Don't you fuckers have any neighbor kids to annoy besides me?

uncle phil 04-01-2010 12:54 PM

fuck, caught in my own fucking neighborhood...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cs/flasher.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 04-01-2010 01:14 PM

That's the best fucking place for it, isn't it?

Fly 04-01-2010 01:47 PM

ah fuck..........he's fucking bitching again.

uncle phil 04-01-2010 01:52 PM

i'll find him some fucking cheese...

LordEden 04-01-2010 02:47 PM

I swear you fuckers are going to be the fucking death of me.

Fly 04-01-2010 03:08 PM

better fucking make it that real stinky cheese phil.........we're fucking losing him.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-01-2010 04:24 PM

'taint fuckin' like you guys.

Fly 04-01-2010 05:14 PM

we fucking know but.........you sometimes gotta bust fuckin' balls man,keeps people in line eh.

uncle phil 04-02-2010 02:47 AM

fuck, just fuck...

LordEden 04-02-2010 04:40 AM

Fuck, I got a busy fucking day at work and it looks like I might work Monday and Tuesday. Fuck.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-02-2010 07:33 AM

(If you can't fuckin' beat 'em...)

You want some fucking Gorgonzola?

LordEden 04-02-2010 08:55 AM

Et Tu, OCM? Man, you fuckers are trying to gang up on me over here. That's OK, I'll just hide your car keys and you fuckers won't ever be able to leave the house.

I've also hidden every left shoe in the house to fuck with someone. That's always a good time.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-02-2010 02:02 PM

At least it'll take you fucking mind off crying. Can I get a fucking ride?

Fly 04-02-2010 07:20 PM

where's my fucking shoes?

noodle 04-02-2010 07:40 PM

It would have been a much more good fucking friday if i hadn't had to work.
so i'm going to make it a good fuckin' saturday and a relaxing Zombie Jesus Sunday, bitches.

uncle phil 04-03-2010 01:43 AM

fucking pollen...

Poppinjay 04-03-2010 02:52 AM

Quote:

Serously, can we watch the fucking porn on this thread? My boss doesn't check my shit now, but I don't know about the new job.
Let me get this fucking straight, you're reading a fuck game thread at work, and you're worried about boobies?

Fly 04-03-2010 05:30 AM

really,the fucker should be working at fuckin' work no?

Jove 04-03-2010 06:33 AM

Zombie Jesus? We need to take that fucker out immediately or he will make us into zombies. I don't want to be a fucking zombie, do you?

On another fucking subject, it took Charter Communications 6 fucking months to move the cable line 2 feet so it doesn't get so many fucking cuts from the construction crew at work. Why the fuck did that take so long?

Poppinjay 04-03-2010 06:59 AM

Have you heard the good news about our lord and brain eater Jesus Christ? It'll eat your fucking balls!

LordEden 04-03-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay (Post 2774470)
Let me get this fucking straight, you're reading a fuck game thread at work, and you're worried about boobies?

Words don't pop up on a porn filter, I could care less that he knows I look at the word "Fuck".

*****

Head hurts, feet stank, and I don't fucking love Jesus.

Poppinjay 04-03-2010 10:08 AM

Don't make me come up there (or down there) and say FUCK BOOBIES PUSSY THING

uncle phil 04-03-2010 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2774547)
Head hurts, feet stank, and I don't fucking love Jesus.


Fly 04-03-2010 11:03 AM

fuckin' wind,you're fucking with the fire a want to have.

Xerxys 04-03-2010 12:05 PM

fucking shit! I fucking hate disorganization ... fuck!

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2010 12:45 PM

I fucking hate fucking hate. What's wrong with dis fucking organization?

uncle phil 04-04-2010 02:06 AM

fucking pollen, part 2...

noodle 04-04-2010 07:24 AM

Happy effin' zombie jesus day.
Show me a kid who isn't totally fucking creeped out the first time they hear the resurrection story... please. cause I haven't fucking found one yet....

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_cQF-oYVkxZ8/S7...k/untitled.jpg

Fly 04-04-2010 08:23 AM

every fucking day i wake up,i'm resurrected

LordEden 04-04-2010 09:44 AM

I'm fucking hungry and a lot of places are closed because of fucking Jesus day. Fuck, I don't want fucking fast food.

noodle 04-04-2010 09:46 AM

The only fucking place open here is Wally World. I'm so fucking not thrilled.

Jove 04-04-2010 03:54 PM

Did you fucking see that?

CinnamonGirl 04-04-2010 04:35 PM

I ate an abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous amount of candy today.

uncle phil 04-05-2010 02:11 AM

fucking pollen, v.3...

Fly 04-05-2010 09:52 AM

almost 2 years of fucking work,thrown all to fucking hell with the crashing of my studio computer.

fucking lost the whole song,and why the fuck didn't my back-up fucking work this time?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tophat665 04-05-2010 11:59 AM

Holy shit, Fly. That Fucking SUCKS!

/ you have my deepest fucking sympathy.

noodle 04-05-2010 01:37 PM

It's getting fucking better.... you'd better update these fuckers, Fly.

Fly 04-05-2010 01:55 PM

fuck yeah noodle........backed up the tracks that i did recover,but still with out the fucking bassline,and a couple effects..........fuck me.


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