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i guess i better get fucking ready,gotta make hay while the fucking sun shines.
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humpty fuck...
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Fucking semantics.
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those fucking semantics should burn in hell, fuckers...
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fuckin' rights they should!
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Well, excuuuuuuse the fuck out of me! I was just fucking saying.
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no fucking problem man.........fuckin' say it.
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tgiff...
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Fucking FRIDAY! Only bad thing is I have to packup my shit all fucking weekend.
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fucking rain delay.
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It fucking SNOWED. What the fuck?
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HAHA You live in fucking OHIO, deal with it. Neener-Neener.
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Fuck a bunch of that-- I'm leaving this fucking state :D
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We're about to have our first fucking snow-free March ever.
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fucking hell, I need more fucking coffee after dealing with this fucking 4 hour accounting class.
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It's motherfuckin' friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday. |
That's fucking funny! I'd put the fuckin' "mother" on it, but I hate that motherfucking word.
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saturday in the fucking park...
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rain..........stay the fuck away today,i wanna fucking golf
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Fuck this headache. Grrr...
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Sometimes fucking works wonders.
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Fuck you. Yes. You. Fuck. You.
And the goddamn horse you rode in on. Fuck you. You're taking this personally aren't you? Well that's just your own shit sandwich isn't it? Fuck you you ass. Follow the leader, he's on a Rhonda, that fucking whore. |
I had you at fucking hello, & Rhonda too. Personally, I think it's the aggressive fucking "k" sounds that put the shit in the sandwich.
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i have an asshole buddy that i made a fuckin' shit sandwich for,and he fucking told me he doesn't like bread........fuckin' weirdo.
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I want to be finished fucking moving, I fucking HATE moving.
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It beats laying down & fucking dying, though, doesn't it?
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Yes yes OCM, but doesn't mean I have to fucking like it. Two months from now I'll be doing ALOT better. Now, this is time that fucking sucks.
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Oh fuck off, that's abso-fucking-lutely awesome
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Why the fuck are concerts so fucking packed with super annoying people?
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fucking rain this morning...
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Phil, did you send the fucking rain my way? Keep it in Florida, old man. We don't want any of that shit here.
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we get fucking rain for a week straight now............fuck sakes.
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no fucking rain today...
New Port Richey, FL (34652) Weather - Forecasts, Radar Maps, Video, and News |
Only 4 more days left of this fucking job. Thank fucking god.
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the fuck you moving to Eden?
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Across the state (North Carolina) to a different one-horse bum-fuck town. Better job is waiting on me. I'm moving right after TFP Mexico.
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My buddy just won the fucking ugly lottery.
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My SO looks exactly like a dude on fucking American Idol. FUCK!
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phuque thiss pschitt...
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You watch American Idol? Fuck that show.
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FUCKIN' EH!!!!!!!!!!
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My fucking ex called me today. To ask if a shirt he found was mine. Look, it's been a fucking year, if you find anything else you think is mine, just fucking burn it.
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okay...too fucking excited..........got a fucking producer chick that is interested in one of my fuckin' tunes.gonna ride that wave baby.she's all fucking over it.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! |
Happy fucking day, Fly, congratulations!
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Hell yeah fly, rock that fucking bitch!
Fuck, it's almost 80 degrees out here. Fuck yeah! |
People are fucking stupid.
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Serously, can we watch the fucking porn on this thread? My boss doesn't check my shit now, but I don't know about the new job. Let's either make this thread NSFW or fucking not.
Not trying to be a negative nancy, I fucking love tits like every other male on here (and some females), but I just need to know if I open this thread if boobies are going to be displayed on my LCD. Otherwise, I love the pic phil. |
what a fucking whiner
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Listen you old fuzzy-brained fucker, some of us have to work in fucking offices with the whole "No Porn on Company Computers" shit. I'd be glad to sit at home at my old folk's farmhouse and look at canadian horse porn all day (hockey sticks and assholes), but I have to work. So you can shove that "whiner" shit up your Quebec Province and spin.
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oh fuck me man............that was fuckin' sweet.........
and spin on this you cranky fuck. fucking hockey sticks and assholes..........not too fucking bad man.:thumbsup: |
Not to interrupt the man-love...but it's fucking AWESOME outside. Please, please, let winter be gone for fucking good this time.
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i agree.........fuck winter.
and how can you not love that fucker Eden? |
I sure as fuck don't know...you're preaching to the fucking choir, man.
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*sings*
la-la-fucking-la......... (or however choir people fucking sing.):D |
YOu mean you haven't had a fucking choir singing backup on a song yet, fly? I thought all you alt-stoner-rockers loved fucking having a backup choir. Made you sound ominous and heartfelt.
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we don't need no fucking education............
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Yes, I fucking AM! I also like it that it's (Not Fucking Suitable For Work) not just (NSFW). Like I said, I'm not bitching about boobies, I just need to know if I can open it at work or not.
Fucking old fuckers, giving me shit. Don't you fuckers have any neighbor kids to annoy besides me? |
fuck, caught in my own fucking neighborhood...
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That's the best fucking place for it, isn't it?
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ah fuck..........he's fucking bitching again.
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i'll find him some fucking cheese...
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I swear you fuckers are going to be the fucking death of me.
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better fucking make it that real stinky cheese phil.........we're fucking losing him.
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'taint fuckin' like you guys.
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we fucking know but.........you sometimes gotta bust fuckin' balls man,keeps people in line eh.
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fuck, just fuck...
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Fuck, I got a busy fucking day at work and it looks like I might work Monday and Tuesday. Fuck.
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(If you can't fuckin' beat 'em...)
You want some fucking Gorgonzola? |
Et Tu, OCM? Man, you fuckers are trying to gang up on me over here. That's OK, I'll just hide your car keys and you fuckers won't ever be able to leave the house.
I've also hidden every left shoe in the house to fuck with someone. That's always a good time. |
At least it'll take you fucking mind off crying. Can I get a fucking ride?
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where's my fucking shoes?
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It would have been a much more good fucking friday if i hadn't had to work.
so i'm going to make it a good fuckin' saturday and a relaxing Zombie Jesus Sunday, bitches. |
fucking pollen...
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really,the fucker should be working at fuckin' work no?
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Zombie Jesus? We need to take that fucker out immediately or he will make us into zombies. I don't want to be a fucking zombie, do you?
On another fucking subject, it took Charter Communications 6 fucking months to move the cable line 2 feet so it doesn't get so many fucking cuts from the construction crew at work. Why the fuck did that take so long? |
Have you heard the good news about our lord and brain eater Jesus Christ? It'll eat your fucking balls!
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Don't make me come up there (or down there) and say FUCK BOOBIES PUSSY THING
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fuckin' wind,you're fucking with the fire a want to have.
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fucking shit! I fucking hate disorganization ... fuck!
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I fucking hate fucking hate. What's wrong with dis fucking organization?
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fucking pollen, part 2...
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Happy effin' zombie jesus day.
Show me a kid who isn't totally fucking creeped out the first time they hear the resurrection story... please. cause I haven't fucking found one yet.... http://lh6.ggpht.com/_cQF-oYVkxZ8/S7...k/untitled.jpg |
every fucking day i wake up,i'm resurrected
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I'm fucking hungry and a lot of places are closed because of fucking Jesus day. Fuck, I don't want fucking fast food.
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The only fucking place open here is Wally World. I'm so fucking not thrilled.
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Did you fucking see that?
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I ate an abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous amount of candy today.
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fucking pollen, v.3...
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almost 2 years of fucking work,thrown all to fucking hell with the crashing of my studio computer.
fucking lost the whole song,and why the fuck didn't my back-up fucking work this time? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Holy shit, Fly. That Fucking SUCKS!
/ you have my deepest fucking sympathy. |
It's getting fucking better.... you'd better update these fuckers, Fly.
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fuck yeah noodle........backed up the tracks that i did recover,but still with out the fucking bassline,and a couple effects..........fuck me.
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