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I want to fucking let loose for once. Fuckers...
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then fucking do it Fre........it feels fucking good man
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Mustache man, fucking DO IT! Letting it all fucking out helps at time, fuck social norms, have fucking fun!
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Fuck yeah!! I fuckin will, goddamit! Fuck!
....Fuck, I'm visiting the nieces and nephews today. Tomorrow!! I'll fucking let loose tomorrow!! ...or the day after....fuck |
Carpe-fucking-diem my 'stached friend. Seize it now or there might not fucking be a 'morrow. FUCK!
Nieces and nephews are fucking nice, too. |
This thread could not even be significantly improved with fucking bacon.
---------- Post added at 02:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ---------- And, with respect to the awesomeness of Canada (besides being the home of Fly), in 233 years Canada remains the only country to successfully invade the US and burn our fucking capitol to the ground. Fucking A! For such pleasant and polite motherfuckers, they are hard fucking core. |
fucking sorry to have my name attached to the burning but.........i didn;t light the fucking match eh..........
oh yeah........don't fuck with C eh N eh D eh...........fuck yeah!!!!! ........edit.......... i better throw a :D in there for good measure too eh. |
My sister bought a fucking Wii and I slaughtered my nieces and nephews today.
Fuck yeah! And I don't feel fucking guilty! They had a fucking day's head start playing the fucker. Not my fucking fault I've been playing fucking video games for fucking 33 fucking years, and they only played fucking 10 at the most. Wii Sports is the fucking shit! |
Fuck, Fly, take it in the spirit it was given. It was sort of a dick move, but it's pretty fucking hard core. That earns my fucking respect, though it would get a whole fuckload more if y'all's great great grandpappys had burned down, for instance, fucking Islamabad.
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!
..... OH SHIT THE FUCKING ROOF IS ON FIRE! FUCK! Why didn't someone fucking TELL ME?!?! |
Fucking Bloodhound Gang. Those guys are fucked up in all the right ways.
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Fucking HELL! Dude, I fucking LOVE Bloodhound Gang. They fucking rock! 3.14 is my favorite fucking song. :thumbsup:
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I fucking love that in "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny", the lead singer spends the whole video running around with like a 2 1/2' fucking fish in his arms. They're rude, crude, and uncalled for and running a serious fucking deficit of cooth, but they are so fucking funny I'l forgive them that.
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and i'm a fucking roofer..........i don't like the fuckin' fire action eh......not too fucking good in my trade.
fuck me..... ....and that goes for all you lovely TFP women too eh.........:D ---------- Post added at 08:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:32 PM ---------- oh yeah........ cha..........fucking..........ching baby........... |
Fly, you're a fucking smooth-talking suave motherfucker, ain't ya? :thumbsup:
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fuck no Fre............
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Fly gets all the fucking groupie bitches. He is all, "Fucking look at me wail on my fucking bad ass [insert musical instrument]!" Then he is all breaking out the fucking "............" so he remains fucking mysterious. Then he fucking reels them by getting to go smoke a fatty in the back of his fucking truck. He's the fucking fly man, he gets all the fucking ladies.
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yeah....i fuckin' wish Eden.........
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Fly's fucking Eden? What the fuck? It's fucking weird being off on a fucked up Monday.
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Woah Woah Woah, wait a fucking minute. There will be no fucking fucking between fly and eden. Period. P. E. R. Fucking I. O. D. Then can be alot of fucking things shared between Fly and I; a nice fat fucking j, some good tunes, and some alcohol. There will be no bodily fluids fucking shared.
Any-fucking-way, the man is hairier than me, that's fucking insane. |
If there will be no bodily fluids shared, whyfor you said "fucking I"? You have some fucking problems, my fine fucking friend. You may need to talk to a fucking freudian psychologist.
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A fucking interjection should always be put in the fucking middle of a statement/word. "I" just happen to fucking land in the middle of the word, so it got the fucking.
Freud would have had a fucking field day with me. |
Sometimes it's just a fucking Cigar, but I have my fucking suspicions that, plenty of times for good old Ziggy, it was a big fucking brown cock in his fuzzy fucking mouth.
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Fucking A, I always think tthe cigar means something fucking else. There is always a fucking hidden meaning behind the words. Fuck!
I'm getting way to fucking idealist in a fucking nonsense thread. FUCK FUCK FUCKEDAY FUCK FUCK! |
No worries, Eden, Psychologists know positively fuck-all about what lurks beneath that styling fucking bandanna.
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wtf
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There is no fuck in wtf, so stfu. :D
Seriously though, what the fuck does wtf mean? Well, it does, but it could also mean Women From Troy or Wombat Tenant Farmers. What the fuck kind of sense does that make? Don't ask me. I'm just fucking around. |
WTF MATE? 3 letters, a whole world of fucking meaning. WTF is my favorite fucking acronym. W. T. Fucking F.
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wow...........fuckin' nice fellas.........
carry fucking on.......:thumbsup: |
fuck exes.
fuck dreams fuck lack of spoons fuck other people's bullshit fuck bad movies fuck lack of cable fuck window a/c units fuck my shitty attitude tonight wish me some fucking sleep and rest. just... fuck. |
Oh fuck...
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fucking let it out noodle..........you fucking go girl
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ahhhh, fuck. it didn't fucking work.
now i'm just really fucking tired. :lol: |
That's because you didn't fucking use capital letters.
FUCK THIS. FUCK THAT. FUCK HIM. FUCK HER. That will make you feel fucking better. |
I probably posted this once already, but it was some fucking time ago
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones. Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands, with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. Learn to swim. |
By the fucking gods, do I love some fucking tool!
Not my favorite fucking Bloodhound Gang song, but it follows the theme of this fucking thread. Plus, the chorus has the word F.U.C.K in it. The whole fucking song can be boiled down to: "I want to FUCK". |
Fly, Cigars, Tool. Eden, you are fucked up, but in a good way.
I fucking LOVE the Bloodhound Gang. They are Fucking FOUL. |
Bloodhound Fucking Gang FTW! I love every fucking song they did.
My favorite fucking BHG song EVER. Fuck, their whole Hooray for Boobies album is the SHIT. My friend and I use to play this as loud as our fucking stereo would go. |
Soungarden..........FUCK YOU TOO.........
BIG. DUMB. SEX. I KNOW WHAT TO DO......I WANNA FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK YOU........... |
okay eden.
FUCK THE CONNIVING CUNT AND THE FUCKING HORSE SHE RODE IN ON. better? |
Fuck yeah!
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You fucking GO GIRL! FUCK THEM!
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assholewithnogoddamnfuckingclasscan'trecognizethevalue ofwhathefuckinghadrightinthegoddamnfuckingfaceandthe stupidfuckingborderlinebipolarcuntragalcoholicleatherfaced fuckingidioticmanipulativeembarrassmenttothefuckingfemale genderandpatheticfuckingexcuseforahumanbeingsuckingup myfuckingoxygenandwastedhumanfleshbitch... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Hmm. Now I really feel that fucking much better. :) Carry on. |
*sniff*.......that was fucking beautiful noodle......*sniff*
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Goddamn girl, I fucking love you. Fucking give it up for my fucking girl, noodle! *Around of applause*
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She's not a fucking "woman".
She's never earned that fucking title and won't. He's just as fucking bad as she is. Oh, and you know you're a fucking redneck if you live in a fucking neighborhood with only half the fucking roads paved, and yet every fucking one names after animals you'd find on the side of the fucking road dead. "left on deer road, right on hedgehog, left on beaver avenue" and a fucking water moccasin stops traffic because no one wants to fucking run over it! I fucking love my patients in the ghetto... no more fucking coverage in the redneck zone! Auuuughhhhh, fuck. 132 fucking miles today. |
*opens mouth* *closes mouth* *opens mouth* *closes mouth*
Fuck.... Most of my fucking family live on streets named after animals. Fuck. |
but are they living on roads named after fucking roadkill animals, eden?
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Possum Fucking Hollow.
Fucking in the Fucking satellite dish with my fucking cousin using fatback for fucking lubricant. Yeeeeeeeeee Fucking Haaaaaaaw! The gowan isside an fry me up a fucking dog chokin skillet o' catfish! Might could be a fucking afternoon to remember. Might fucking could. / I have been far too fucking long out of New Fucking England. |
fucking weird...........
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tee-gee-eye-motherfucking-eff.
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It's FUCKING FRIDAY PEOPLE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKINGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
I am going to beat the next motherfucker that fucking pees on the side of my house when they fucking SEE me coming down the side yard or yells like a fucking asshole in the stairwell using the Georgia Fucking Intercom. Underage, drunk, redneck fuckers fucking up my goddamn program. Stupid fuckers.
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fuck 'em over noodly doodly...........don't let them fuck with you.
like i always say........"you can't fuck a fucker" get the fuckin' assholes before they get you. fuck yeah!!!!!!! |
tonight.... i fucking pushed back.
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way to fuckin' go noodle..........don't let no one fuck with you.
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big drunk dude with dreads fucking pushed me into a fucking brick post.
fuck yeah, i pushed back. |
that wasn't the fucker that peed on the side of your building, was it?
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no, i left the fucking building because of the peeing-arguing-stupid redneck fuckers and went to the mike gordon concert with a friend i felt bad for because no one else wanted to fucking go and hung out with a bunch of fucking hippies when the big black fucker shoved me into a fucking pillar (this was the second time this fucker ran into me) because he was trying to fucking communicate with the sound guys.
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noodle: the fucking badass! :thumbsup:
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fuckin' badass is right........don't fuck with noodle
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my back fucking hurts... but the fucking shrubbery that was taking over the rose bush and the fucking powerlines that my fucktarded landlord wouldn't get off his fucking ass and take down is gone for now.
i really hope it continues to fucking rain all fucking day. then i can read and watch hulu all day and not feel fucking unproductive. the rain fucking nutures my soul. :lol: |
Head Fucking Hurts. Drinking my fucking hombrew til fucking 2 in the fucking AM.
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Tophat, what kind of fucking beer do you brew and how can I fucking get some at my fucking house.
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just popped my first fucking wobbly of the day.........last day of fucking holidays....
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Hehehe, wobbly pops. I'm still fucking excited I finally figured out what that fucking was.
Having me some fucking relaxation in a bowl. Fucking, here's to you, flyman! |
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You don't get it at your house; you come to my fucking house. First Saturday of September without a UVA fucking home football game. |
fuck.
fuck lady gaga and fuck football. |
I'd like to fuck Lady Gaga, but just to tell her to "quit being so fucking weird!".
It comes off as fucking desperate. |
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***** I'm fucking 2 days away from seeing a great fucking girl. Fucking ROCK! |
Good fucking luck, LE!
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Thanks Fremen, I've always wanted the fucking blessing of Magnum P.I. Now I just have to make my house fucking spotless, clean the trash up out of the auto, and the fucking "funk" that is still fucking lingering in there.
Anyone want to fucking detail my car for me? |
Big Bang, fuck yeah!
I don't have cable so no fucking House or Heroes... boo.... OH no! No fucking Breaking Bad or Dexter! *sniffle fucking sniffle* |
go hit the fuckin' local pub noodle and fucking demand they put house on the fucking tv
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nah, i quit the fuckin' wobbly pops for now (other than ladies' night tomorrow, fucking eh, margaritas!) and House is ova til next week. good fuckin' call, though, fly.
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if i can fucking help m'lady.......i'll fuckin' do it.
enjoy your fucking margiritas eh........ and i'm fucking hooking up with amonkie and ace o spades for lunch tommorow.......what kinda wobbly pop should i fucking order so we talk about you too eh? fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Bounce on that ball. Bounce.
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Fly, a fuckin' Stella, of course, luv!
Remind her she's fuckin' got something for you from mefuckingself. JJ, where's your fuck in that sentence?! |
no fuckin' doubt.....where's the fuck?
and fucking Stella it is noodle..........we'll fucking yap about you too...... |
i fuckin' knew it.
slainte, ya silly fucks. |
TV poops on your fucking Brain!
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fuck motherfuck fuck a duck, a ducking fuck it's fucking margarita time! Team Ladies' Night, fuck yeah! (i fucking moved it up a fucking hour because my fucking boss is a fucking retard!) |
fuck your fucking retarded fucking boss
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yup......fuck the fuckin' fucker
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Eeee, that's kinda fuckin' gross now that I think about it.
I'm fuckin' drained. And I hate, hate, hate the fucking teeth doctors. |
Fuck
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FUCK PEOPLE! Cinnamongirl will be here in FIVE FUCKING HOURS!! Fuck, i'm fucking nervous, I need a shot of liquid fucking courage!
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fuck that shit eden.....be yourself and all will be fucking good..........don't fucking fake it bro...........fuck sakes........
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I'm in North fucking Carolina! Oh my fucking god!
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it's all fuckin' good you guys......just fuckin' meet up.......
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fuckin' AYE, you two, it's about fuckin' time.
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keep an eye on those fucking hobbit kidneys eden.
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