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If I didn't spend so much time in the guest room, I'd fucking wonder what you meant.
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oh yeah, gotta add a fuck. ok here it is.....fuck |
...I just lost my fucking train of thought.
Oh, well, back to the fucking guest room... |
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just remember joe.......... you can't fuck a fucker. :D |
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(re: "Fuck the fucking fuckers") |
nothing's fuckinpossible.
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FUCK
.. that's all I fucking have to say to you fuckers. |
to para-fuckin-phrase Dee F'n Snider:
I wanna FUCK! I want to FUCK! |
fuckstration
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well fuck me!
this fucken thread is still going??? fucken awesome!!! |
How the fuck did I missing this fuckin thread? Fuckin blasphemy I fuckin tell you.
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it's only just come back up for air as well. |
fuckin' hangover.
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Fly you fucken fucker!
hows things??? |
Well, I just fucking got here.
What the fuck's happening? |
fuck all
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things would be fuckin' dandy if i'd quit getting fuckin' home at 5 in the morning. and if the fuckin' guitar players would turn the fuck down a bit. just wait til i get my new fuckin' bass amp...........blow those fuckers outta the room. fuckin' guitar players |
Fuck! I gotta fuckin' work tomorrow. Until fuckin' close. FUCK!
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arent kittens just the cutest fuckin things ever?
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ha ha ha ha!
that thing is fucken funny Nancy! or maybe it is lack of sleep... |
What the fuck is sleep?
Fucking god is knocking at my door. |
sleep???
i think it is something the fucken animals around here do. |
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Will she enjoy watching me fuck myself s'more?
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http://www.eaglebrand.com/shared/rec...ges/smores.jpg you fucked smore? |
fuckin' wingnuts in this joint.
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who you callin' a fuckin' wingnut, fly-fucker?
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all the fuckin' wingnuts in here...........myself in-fucking-cluded
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oh. well thats o-fuckin-kay then
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Fuck is pretty much my favorite fucking word.
And after looking at these fucking posts for awhile....fuck starts to look like a really fucking fucked up word. FUCK! |
Fuck me. Sharon has a new avatar. I fucking like it! might have to rate it...
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fuck, de, fuck, fuck fuck
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FREE SEX LESSONS, BY QUALIFIED FUCKER. APPLY HERE.
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yup Zook.........you're a qualified fucker alright.
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too fucking right, Fly. What about you?
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oh I can guaran-fuckin-tee you that Fly is a qualified fucker. OVER-qualified probably
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fuck rights.............
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what about ups???
shall we fuck up?? |
^^ The man asked you a fucking question, people!
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I think it'll happen whether we fucking want it to or not. |
What fucking happens fucking happens. No fucking question.
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^^ You're a fucking wise, wise man...
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what's goin' on fuckers.........?
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not too fucking much
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Or. possibly, more than we can fucking imagine.
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Well fuck me...
This game fucken died out after i left didn't it??? FUCK! |
go to see this fuckin thread goin again
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well fuck my ass and call me freddy...
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Fucken Fly & Fucken Phil!
Fucken Great to see some fucken familiar names still here. |
WTF! This fucking thread is back to life? ...well I'll fucking be, I thought it was fucking dead.
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fuck me.it's Freddy.........too bad Queen can't do a reunion tour without you ,you fucker :D |
This entire thread is phuqing worthless :devious:.
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Well, I'll be honest: I'm fucking crushed. I expected this thread to be deep, meaningful, and full of the stuff that my personal life has been sorely lacking for the last month and a half:
Fucking. |
I'm a fucking poet and I fucking know it.
2257 rhymes with "11" fuck you do you think it rude? well fuck you, you fucking fuck. clear enough for you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck |
What the fuck was that? You call that art?
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that was fucking beautiful man.
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fuck...don't forget the tits...
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I'd motor boat that, I'd motor boat the fuck out of it.
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fucking fish ...even if that's a mammal it's still a fucking fish to me
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...04208185-1.gif |
he got 'ckin' laid, didn't he?
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Holt fuck, that fucking fish ass fucked that guy.
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Bwhahaha!
Imagine the shame of being fucked by a big fucken fish! |
well fuck me sideways and call me flipper.........
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Hey you Fuckers!!!!
How the fuck is everybody? You too, Flipper, you old fucknugget, you. |
just helpin' to keep this fuckin' thread goin'
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do you think we give a Fly'n fuck?
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How the Fuck are you, Nick, you old goatfucker, you, you old so and so.
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and top of the fuckin' mornin' to you, too...
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A-fuckin-men, brother Phil. It's a fan-fucking-tastic day here in Northern Fucking Virginia. The Sun is fucking shining, the birds are fucking singing, and in 2 fucking hours I am fucking out of here for the weekend. Whooptie fucking doo.
/ Saw Young Doctors in Love the other day. I want to go see the Philadelphia Fucking Philharmonic. I understand their new guitarrist is out-fucking-standing. |
Hopefully I'm posting late enough that fuckin' Tophat is gone for his weekend by now so I can vent without hearing more of his fucking whining...but anybody who calls me an old goatfucker better watch out what the fuck they say about my romantic inclinations. I don't fuck just any old goat. I would also like to mention that even old goat tastes pretty good when marinated in an herbal yogurt dressing ...dress on a goat, now there's a fucking erotic concept.
On a fucking friendlier topic, I'll have to look up who the Phila Philharmonic's guitar player is...maybe worth my hearing. Anybody who can make music come out of a fucking hunk of wood with some fucking cat guts wrapped over it is fucking OK in my book. |
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i'd fuckin' be all over that fuckin' show.......... fuckin' do it Top......fuck sakes |
Sorry, Fly, I was just fuckin' with you. It's a joke from a fucking movie from nineteen fuckin' eighty-two or some shit. Edward James fuckin' Olmos in fuckin' drag, playing the fuck out of guitar.
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/ I actually did something like that at work years ago. Walked into the back room and ask, "What thrice accursed spawn of Satan moved the [thus and so] to the [whosiwhatsits]." The assistant manager, the only Black Mormon I have ever met, raises her hand, "That would be me." "Of course," sez I, "I meant thrice accursed spawn of Satan in the nicest possible way." "Of course." Fucking memories. |
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Don't complain about the fuckin' traffic like that, it's all the fault of that new black fucking president. He promised some fucking change, so why isn't the fucking traffic moving any faster, eh? Fucking Christ my ass!
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But wasn't it a gorgeous fucking day to be out and about. You should fucking thank everyone on the parkway for obliging you to be out in such a lovely day. (Dude, don't fuck with that road during the week before about 7 at night. It's a Clusterfuck of the first water.)
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Thanks, I'll buy some fucking chewing gum.
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Ohh fuck, this thread us fuckin' Awesome..........
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...fucking igloo from them fucking eskimos ...fuck you, Rolf
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yeah but..........the fuckin' northern lights are one of the sweetest fuckin' things i've ever fuckin' seen.........
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Jesus Haploid Christ! It's Fucking COLD up there.
http://www.jamesfinngarner.com/image...es/brass02.jpg |
Fuck that cold! Here's some fucking warmth for us...let's kick back and enjoy the fucking view
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...orchatcoco.jpg |
only one fucking pair of feet?
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This is the best fucking thread for me to post in after not being here for fucking months:)
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Fuckin' A, festered. Fuckin' A.
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well.........bugger fuck
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These are dunes of fucking sand and seaweed, sculpted by fucking ocean currents. The fucking fluted, underwater dunes are formed in the same way as sand dunes in fucking deserts, like that fucking oasis I posted above for all you fuckers. Pretty fucking cool anyway. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...amas_hires.jpg |
fuck it!!!!!!
fuck it all to hell |
fuck me silly... I had a good day.
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I just fucking dawned on me that fucking is sometimes not a game but fucking serious stuff. Fuck yeah!
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heavens to Murgatroy. My poor tender ears!
Listening to you vulgarians cuss has fucked them all up. / whoopsie! |
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Where the fuck has this been?
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i fucking love this thread.....
......thanks for the fuckin' resurection eh........... |
If ucking fell off the front fucking page? Unfuckingbelievable. People just don't give a fuck for a well crafted fuck anyfuckingmore.
Incidentally, I have to recommend for your reading pleasure, Watch Your Fucking Language and English as a Second Fucking Language by Sterling Johnson. Guides to effective swearing for native speakers and novices. Most entertaining. |
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