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Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2007 06:33 AM

If I didn't spend so much time in the guest room, I'd fucking wonder what you meant.

paddyjoe 05-13-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Fuck, at least there's an "F" in Fly.

effin fly is right!



oh yeah, gotta add a fuck. ok here it is.....fuck

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2007 08:08 AM

...I just lost my fucking train of thought.

Oh, well, back to the fucking guest room...

Fly 05-13-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
effin fly is right!



oh yeah, gotta add a fuck. ok here it is.....fuck



just remember joe..........


you can't fuck a fucker.


:D

Sion 05-13-2007 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
just remember joe..........


you can't fuck a fucker.


:D

so, the bit from that fuckin "Fuck, what a versatile word" clip is impossible?

(re: "Fuck the fucking fuckers")

Ourcrazymodern? 05-13-2007 11:25 AM

nothing's fuckinpossible.

Nancy 06-07-2007 10:48 AM

FUCK


.. that's all I fucking have to say to you fuckers.

Sion 06-07-2007 11:02 AM

to para-fuckin-phrase Dee F'n Snider:

I wanna FUCK!
I want to FUCK!

Ourcrazymodern? 06-07-2007 11:05 AM

fuckstration

Ishmal 06-17-2007 05:34 AM

well fuck me!

this fucken thread is still going???

fucken awesome!!!

Esoteric 06-17-2007 06:25 AM

How the fuck did I missing this fuckin thread? Fuckin blasphemy I fuckin tell you.

Ishmal 06-17-2007 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric
How the fuck did I missing this fuckin thread? Fuckin blasphemy I fuckin tell you.

there is another similar fucken thread over in the Aussie area...

it's only just come back up for air as well.

Fly 06-17-2007 09:50 AM

fuckin' hangover.

Ishmal 06-17-2007 09:54 AM

Fly you fucken fucker!

hows things???

Pesto 06-17-2007 10:15 AM

Well, I just fucking got here.

What the fuck's happening?

Ishmal 06-17-2007 10:29 AM

fuck all

Fly 06-17-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
Fly you fucken fucker!

hows things???



things would be fuckin' dandy if i'd quit getting fuckin' home at 5 in the morning.


and if the fuckin' guitar players would turn the fuck down a bit.


just wait til i get my new fuckin' bass amp...........blow those fuckers outta the room.


fuckin' guitar players

Push-Pull 06-17-2007 04:21 PM

Fuck! I gotta fuckin' work tomorrow. Until fuckin' close. FUCK!

Nancy 06-18-2007 06:09 AM

^^ You poor fucking thing! Here, use this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...encykitten.png

Sion 06-18-2007 07:52 PM

arent kittens just the cutest fuckin things ever?

Ishmal 06-19-2007 03:53 PM

ha ha ha ha!

that thing is fucken funny Nancy!

or maybe it is lack of sleep...

Ourcrazymodern? 06-20-2007 01:40 PM

What the fuck is sleep?

Fucking god is knocking at my door.

Ishmal 06-20-2007 05:02 PM

sleep???

i think it is something the fucken animals around here do.

Sion 06-20-2007 05:24 PM

Barbie says:

http://www.steelernation.com/forums/...7&d=1182376490

Fuck me you magnificent bastard!

Ourcrazymodern? 06-23-2007 10:41 AM

Will she enjoy watching me fuck myself s'more?

Sion 06-23-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Will she enjoy watching me fuck myself s'more?


http://www.eaglebrand.com/shared/rec...ges/smores.jpg

you fucked smore?

Fly 06-24-2007 06:54 AM

fuckin' wingnuts in this joint.

Sion 06-24-2007 10:17 AM

who you callin' a fuckin' wingnut, fly-fucker?

Fly 06-24-2007 08:51 PM

all the fuckin' wingnuts in here...........myself in-fucking-cluded

Sion 06-24-2007 10:52 PM

oh. well thats o-fuckin-kay then

tinydancer 06-30-2007 04:31 PM

This thread is fucking hilarious. Fuck is pretty much my favorite fucking word.
And after looking at these fucking posts for awhile....fuck starts to look like a really fucking fucked up word. FUCK!

Zooksport2 06-30-2007 06:39 PM

Fuck me. Sharon has a new avatar. I fucking like it! might have to rate it...

Ishmal 07-06-2007 04:35 AM

fuck, de, fuck, fuck fuck

Zooksport2 07-07-2007 12:24 AM

FREE SEX LESSONS, BY QUALIFIED FUCKER. APPLY HERE.

Fly 07-07-2007 06:07 AM

yup Zook.........you're a qualified fucker alright.

Zooksport2 07-07-2007 05:12 PM

too fucking right, Fly. What about you?

Sion 07-07-2007 06:45 PM

oh I can guaran-fuckin-tee you that Fly is a qualified fucker. OVER-qualified probably

Fly 07-09-2007 03:51 AM

fuck rights.............

Sion 07-09-2007 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
fuck rights.............

fuck lefts too.

Ishmal 07-13-2007 04:56 AM

what about ups???

shall we fuck up??

Nancy 08-07-2007 03:42 AM

^^ The man asked you a fucking question, people!

Sion 08-07-2007 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
what about ups???

shall we fuck up??


I think it'll happen whether we fucking want it to or not.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-08-2007 05:08 PM

What fucking happens fucking happens. No fucking question.

Nancy 08-08-2007 11:07 PM

^^ You're a fucking wise, wise man...

Fly 08-12-2007 05:43 AM

what's goin' on fuckers.........?

Sion 08-12-2007 11:04 AM

not too fucking much

Ourcrazymodern? 08-17-2007 07:01 PM

Or. possibly, more than we can fucking imagine.

Ishmal 01-14-2009 02:18 AM

Well fuck me...

This game fucken died out after i left didn't it???

FUCK!

Fly 01-14-2009 04:26 AM

go to see this fuckin thread goin again

uncle phil 01-14-2009 04:34 AM

well fuck my ass and call me freddy...

Ishmal 01-14-2009 04:54 AM

Fucken Fly & Fucken Phil!

Fucken Great to see some fucken familiar names still here.

BadNick 01-14-2009 10:28 AM

WTF! This fucking thread is back to life? ...well I'll fucking be, I thought it was fucking dead.

Fly 01-14-2009 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2583295)
well fuck my ass and call me freddy...


fuck me.it's Freddy.........too bad Queen can't do a reunion tour without you ,you fucker





:D

Anormalguy 01-15-2009 07:12 PM

This entire thread is phuqing worthless :devious:.

Not Right Now 01-15-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anormalguy (Post 2584045)
This entire thread is phuqing worthless :devious:.

Fuck... he's fucking right.

Plan9 01-15-2009 09:01 PM

Well, I'll be honest: I'm fucking crushed. I expected this thread to be deep, meaningful, and full of the stuff that my personal life has been sorely lacking for the last month and a half:

Fucking.

BadNick 01-15-2009 09:10 PM

I'm a fucking poet and I fucking know it.

2257
rhymes with "11"
fuck you


do you think it rude?
well fuck you, you fucking fuck.
clear enough for you


fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck

Plan9 01-15-2009 09:20 PM

What the fuck was that? You call that art?

Not Right Now 01-15-2009 09:27 PM

that was fucking beautiful man.

uncle phil 01-16-2009 03:26 AM

fuck...don't forget the tits...

Not Right Now 01-16-2009 09:05 AM

I'd motor boat that, I'd motor boat the fuck out of it.

BadNick 01-16-2009 12:56 PM

fucking fish ...even if that's a mammal it's still a fucking fish to me

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...04208185-1.gif

uncle phil 01-16-2009 01:37 PM

he got 'ckin' laid, didn't he?

Not Right Now 01-16-2009 02:22 PM

Holt fuck, that fucking fish ass fucked that guy.

Ishmal 01-17-2009 01:54 AM

Bwhahaha!

Imagine the shame of being fucked by a big fucken fish!

Fly 01-17-2009 06:22 AM

well fuck me sideways and call me flipper.........

Tophat665 01-22-2009 06:26 AM

Hey you Fuckers!!!!
How the fuck is everybody?
You too, Flipper, you old fucknugget, you.

Fly 01-23-2009 04:52 AM

just helpin' to keep this fuckin' thread goin'

BadNick 01-23-2009 06:10 AM

do you think we give a Fly'n fuck?

Tophat665 01-23-2009 09:57 AM

How the Fuck are you, Nick, you old goatfucker, you, you old so and so.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 10:27 AM

and top of the fuckin' mornin' to you, too...

Tophat665 01-23-2009 12:35 PM

A-fuckin-men, brother Phil. It's a fan-fucking-tastic day here in Northern Fucking Virginia. The Sun is fucking shining, the birds are fucking singing, and in 2 fucking hours I am fucking out of here for the weekend. Whooptie fucking doo.

/ Saw Young Doctors in Love the other day. I want to go see the Philadelphia Fucking Philharmonic. I understand their new guitarrist is out-fucking-standing.

BadNick 01-23-2009 01:20 PM

Hopefully I'm posting late enough that fuckin' Tophat is gone for his weekend by now so I can vent without hearing more of his fucking whining...but anybody who calls me an old goatfucker better watch out what the fuck they say about my romantic inclinations. I don't fuck just any old goat. I would also like to mention that even old goat tastes pretty good when marinated in an herbal yogurt dressing ...dress on a goat, now there's a fucking erotic concept.

On a fucking friendlier topic, I'll have to look up who the Phila Philharmonic's guitar player is...maybe worth my hearing. Anybody who can make music come out of a fucking hunk of wood with some fucking cat guts wrapped over it is fucking OK in my book.

Fly 01-23-2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2586932)
I want to go see the Philadelphia Fucking Philharmonic. I understand their new guitarrist is out-fucking-standing.


i'd fuckin' be all over that fuckin' show..........


fuckin' do it Top......fuck sakes

Tophat665 01-23-2009 07:17 PM

Sorry, Fly, I was just fuckin' with you. It's a joke from a fucking movie from nineteen fuckin' eighty-two or some shit. Edward James fuckin' Olmos in fuckin' drag, playing the fuck out of guitar.
-----Added 23/1/2009 at 10 : 28 : 30-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2586956)
Hopefully I'm posting late enough that fuckin' Tophat is gone for his weekend by now so I can vent without hearing more of his fucking whining...but anybody who calls me an old goatfucker better watch out what the fuck they say about my romantic inclinations. I don't fuck just any old goat. I would also like to mention that even old goat tastes pretty good when marinated in an herbal yogurt dressing ...dress on a goat, now there's a fucking erotic concept.

On a fucking friendlier topic, I'll have to look up who the Phila Philharmonic's guitar player is...maybe worth my hearing. Anybody who can make music come out of a fucking hunk of wood with some fucking cat guts wrapped over it is fucking OK in my book.

I meant Goatfucker in the nicest, most fraternal sort of a way, of course. No need to get bent out of fucking shape.

/ I actually did something like that at work years ago. Walked into the back room and ask, "What thrice accursed spawn of Satan moved the [thus and so] to the [whosiwhatsits]." The assistant manager, the only Black Mormon I have ever met, raises her hand, "That would be me." "Of course," sez I, "I meant thrice accursed spawn of Satan in the nicest possible way." "Of course." Fucking memories.

Plan9 01-23-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2586932)
It's a fan-fucking-tastic day here in Northern Fucking Virginia.

What the fuck are you talking about? I was stuck in traffic on 7100 long enough to grow a fuckin' ZZ Top chin twibble.

RetroGunslinger 01-23-2009 10:26 PM

Don't complain about the fuckin' traffic like that, it's all the fault of that new black fucking president. He promised some fucking change, so why isn't the fucking traffic moving any faster, eh? Fucking Christ my ass!

Tophat665 01-23-2009 10:40 PM

But wasn't it a gorgeous fucking day to be out and about. You should fucking thank everyone on the parkway for obliging you to be out in such a lovely day. (Dude, don't fuck with that road during the week before about 7 at night. It's a Clusterfuck of the first water.)
-----Added 24/1/2009 at 01 : 41 : 27-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroGunslinger (Post 2587140)
Don't complain about the fuckin' traffic like that, it's all the fault of that new black fucking president. He promised some fucking change, so why isn't the fucking traffic moving any faster, eh? Fucking Christ my ass!

Here's 50 fucking cents. Change you want? Change you fucking get.
http://www.usmint.gov/Kids/cartoons/.../slide_09d.jpg

RetroGunslinger 01-23-2009 11:00 PM

Thanks, I'll buy some fucking chewing gum.

BadNick 01-25-2009 11:46 AM

...fucking oasis

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tlakeoasis.jpg

Xerxys 01-25-2009 01:40 PM

Ohh fuck, this thread us fuckin' Awesome..........

uncle phil 01-25-2009 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2587582)

that is truly in the middle of ficking nowhere...

BadNick 01-25-2009 05:43 PM

...fucking igloo from them fucking eskimos ...fuck you, Rolf

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...realis_428.jpg

Fly 01-25-2009 06:27 PM

yeah but..........the fuckin' northern lights are one of the sweetest fuckin' things i've ever fuckin' seen.........

Tophat665 01-25-2009 06:28 PM

Jesus Haploid Christ! It's Fucking COLD up there.
http://www.jamesfinngarner.com/image...es/brass02.jpg

BadNick 01-25-2009 08:16 PM

Fuck that cold! Here's some fucking warmth for us...let's kick back and enjoy the fucking view

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...orchatcoco.jpg

uncle phil 01-26-2009 03:36 AM

only one fucking pair of feet?

Sugarmouse 01-26-2009 03:55 AM

This is the best fucking thread for me to post in after not being here for fucking months:)
(

Tophat665 01-26-2009 07:11 AM

Fuckin' A, festered. Fuckin' A.

Fly 01-27-2009 06:05 AM

well.........bugger fuck

BadNick 01-27-2009 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2587881)
only one fucking pair of feet?

I was with a fucking midget that day, unc! ...very short but cute.


These are dunes of fucking sand and seaweed, sculpted by fucking ocean currents. The fucking fluted, underwater dunes are formed in the same way as sand dunes in fucking deserts, like that fucking oasis I posted above for all you fuckers. Pretty fucking cool anyway.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...amas_hires.jpg

Fly 01-27-2009 03:54 PM

fuck it!!!!!!



fuck it all to hell

streak_56 01-27-2009 04:42 PM

fuck me silly... I had a good day.

BadNick 01-27-2009 05:06 PM

I just fucking dawned on me that fucking is sometimes not a game but fucking serious stuff. Fuck yeah!

Fly 01-29-2009 08:14 AM

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Tophat665 01-29-2009 02:56 PM

Heavens to Murgatroy. My poor tender ears!
Listening to you vulgarians cuss has fucked them all up.
/ whoopsie!

BadNick 01-31-2009 10:42 AM

the curse finger to you

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gTheFinger.jpg

jewels 08-14-2009 01:11 PM

Where the fuck has this been?

Fly 08-14-2009 04:21 PM

i fucking love this thread.....


......thanks for the fuckin' resurection eh...........

Tophat665 08-14-2009 04:32 PM

If ucking fell off the front fucking page? Unfuckingbelievable. People just don't give a fuck for a well crafted fuck anyfuckingmore.

Incidentally, I have to recommend for your reading pleasure, Watch Your Fucking Language and English as a Second Fucking Language by Sterling Johnson. Guides to effective swearing for native speakers and novices. Most entertaining.


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