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hump day should be fuck day
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don't i fuckin' wish.
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I don't wanna get my fuckin' ass beat by this bad-ass chick for steppin' on toes, yo.
You want some fever and chills? I think I might fucking have some to share.... :( |
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*puts his referee uniform on* LET'S FUCKING DO THIS! ***** I just fucking bought Dragon Age: Origins. Now, to spend the next fucking week getting it to run in linux. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- |
I might possibly be working on my own hobbit in the not so distant fucking future, and Cinn could totally kick my ass. So, unfortunately, I will have to fucking pass on this one, Eden.
Have some fucking fun. And remember: Chicks dig Linux. And linux fucking looooooves you. |
I wish my fucking computer could handle something like Dragon Age: Origins.
I'd need a whole new fucking system, though. I'd get it for my fucking 360, but my fucking tv is so fucking small, it's hard as hell to fucking read the numerous fucking dialog boxes. That was one of the fucking main problems I had with fucking Mass Effect and Fallout Fucking 3. One of these fucking days, though.... |
noodle's got her eyes on a fuckin' hobbitt? fuck my ear and chug the baby oil!!!
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phil.........you get the fuckin' baby oil.....and i'll fuck your ear.
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He's markedly less hairy than our Favorite Hobbit, but dead fuckin' sexy, so we'll see, Uncle Phil. Life is really fucking interesting at the moment. And he makes an excellent fucking cuppa joe, too.
But your ear? Really? Fucking the ear does not sound remotely entertaining or comfortable, I'll leave that to you boys. |
fuck yeah........i know 'ol phil's all over that fucking action...........
talk to me phil,you crazy bastard you........ *insert kiss fucking emoticon here* |
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Thanks for fucking reminding me Phil, I got to remember to swing by the fucking store and pick up some casual sex on my fucking way home from work.
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Seriously, hot tea, good music and gazing at Hot Coffee Guy's fantastic ass has almost made up for getting called into work at 4 fuckin 15 this morning. Fuckin EH! :thumbsup:
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noodle's got the hots for a fucking coffee waiter...
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Noodle and coffee guy, sitting a in tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G. *NEENER NEENER*
Go fucking get that shit girl, pounce on that shit like it's the last piece of ass on earth. DO IT! NAO! |
fuckin' rain is gonna fuck up my camping trip...........fuck you rain maker.
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Hell, I'm not that fuckin' easy, Eden.
And he's not a coffee waiter, he's an electrician who can't get a job because the fucking housing market here sucks ass and he dj's at night (and played me some Curtis Mayfield, bitches!!). Tattooed from the chin down with a fuckin sweet ass. Totally NOT my fuckin' type most of the time. But... damn. But again, I'm not that fuckin' easy. Or I'd have said, "Fuck yeah" to a FWB offer on Monday accompanied by an offer to model raincoats in my fucking living room. Gotta fuckin' work for it a little. |
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I had a fucking latte at ten o'fucking clock. I'm not gonna fucking sleep tonight. Also, there's only two fucking people in chat. What the fuck? |
Im in the fucking chat now.
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i'm fucking golfing this morning...
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I was right...didn't fucking sleep. Had less to do with the fucking coffee, though, and more to do with the fact that I can't turn my fucking brain off.
Fuck. |
ITs gonna be a fucking gorgeous day... and I'm gonna fucking love it!
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At this rate, I might become a fucking coffee addict. :lol: Happy Fuckin' Saturday, y'all. |
Fuck, I don't want to fucking work today, it's fucking SATURDAY for christ's sake. FUCK!
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I'm still fucking awake...
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where the fuck is my buddy noodle?
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curled up in the fucking fetal position
after overuse of a hatchet and wire cutters yesterday. and trying to fucking deal with the fact that she has to be at a family's house in 3.5 hours. grrrr. |
good fuckin' times in the bush with my buddies.......
lotta fuckin' drinking and guitar fucking playing around a big fucker fire. ate like fucking kings i tell ya'.......... fuck yeah!!!! |
I drove over 8 fucking hours today, FUCK THAT SUCKED.
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Two fucking big thumbs up to Mooby Hobbit!
Was it fucking worth it though? |
I won't fucking find that out til Friday. I hope to fucking god I get the job, it would be a great fucking springboard into a REAL career in IT. Hey you work in the Healthcare industry, wannnnnnna be my fucking friend and be a pretend reference for me? ;)
Fuck, I REALLY REALLLLLLLLLY want to quit my fucking job right now. |
I fucking work in the healthcare industry. I'll put in a good fucking word for you.
The fucking word of the day is "LeaveMeAloneGoddamnitI'llGetToItFasterIfYouBackOff"! |
fuck, i did not sleep well at all...
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Ida's fuckin' with my headache and sleep patterns. Bring it the fuck on, already!
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me fuckin' either.......up all night walking the fucking river lookin' for my fucking dogs..........and the bitch's still aren't fucking back.......:sad: |
I want my fucking dogs back!!!!!!!!!
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c'mon you fucking dogs.........come fucking home already..........
*i guess this should be in pointless fucking anouncments but...fuck it........here it fucking is* |
Fucking A dude, you still haven't found them? Fuck man, Godspeed upon you to find your fucking dogs.
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thank you Eden...fucking thank you.
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c'mere, you fucking dogs!!! get your fucking asses home!!!
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I got one of the fuckers back but.........i think the other may not be doing to fucking good.........just a fucking gut feeling........
And it ain't a good feeling....... |
Here kitty, kitty. Here's to getting fly's fuckin' dogs back. Mine are fuckin' barking.
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Can I fucking suggest those Radio ID tags that you can embed into your pet's tags? I heard they were fucking great to find lost animals. Don't know much else about those fucking things, but I've heard about them.
I hope you fucking find the other one man, I know what it is fucking like to lose a pet. |
Fly can HomeDog#1 help go find NotHomeDog#2? Not a good fucking feeling a'tall.
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home fucking dog is the pup........that's fucking why my gut feeling isn't good about the boss dog.
but......if it weren't for that fucking awesome human being who called into the fucking pound,which i'd already fucking talked too,and said there was a fucking yellow lab laying on the fucking train tracks.........i wouldn't even fucking have the pup. that fucking dude is gonna get a smokin' fucking gift from the Fly's.........got his name and fucking #.......he even stuck around in the fucking pissing rain to help me get her wrangled fucking in. best. fucking. human. ever. now i need my other fucking dog back....... c'mon shadow you fucking bitch.....come home. |
fuckin' YAY!!!
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i fuckin' know..........i'm sorry.........enough about the fuckin' dogs.
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never fuckin' enough when it comes to your babes. kids or furry ones.
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fuckin' dark out...
c'mon, noodle, brighten up my fucking day... |
way too much fuckin' responsibility for one little noodle, there, unca phil.
not feelin' it this morning... but i didn't want to fuckin' leave you hanging. |
Hump day, fucking hump day. I don't work this weekend! A WHOLE WEEKEND to my fucking self. I can't fucking wait.
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FUCK!!!!!!!!
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The floor puts Fly's FUCK to vote and I second the motion. I'd like to put a motion to set Fly's original FUCK to policy law and have FUCK be able to all full council members.
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My fucking pants are itchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My fucking eyes burn.
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tonight is fucking PIZZA night!!!
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Bogey, welcome to this fucking thread, hope you enjoy your fucking time here. This is a great fucking place to be. All the fucking cool kids are here. Just fucking watch out for Old Man Phil. He's a crabby old bastard and he will call the fucking po-po on you in a heart beat if your fucking music is to loud.
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fuckin' cranky old bastard.......
*heads off to turn fucking amps to 11* fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! |
*dancing around to fly's fucking music*
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fuck, working today...
fucking kids... |
yup,back to fuckin' work too.........got family looking for the fucking dog today.
thanks for the fuckin' dance too noodle....... |
It's almost the fucking weekend! First weekend in awhile that I don't work my part-time gig! Thank the fucking lord, I'm ready to not do a fucking thing this weekend.
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i want my fucking bitch dog to find her way fucking home.........
and another fucking ass thump with noodle would be fucking sweet right about now too........... |
ooohh...friday fucking butt-thumps with the fucking noodle!!!
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i know........fucking sweet eh?
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thump.
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Ok, I can't fucking stand for this. Noodle, your last fucking post didn't have the word FUCK in it. I will not fucking abide this lawlessness in my fucking thread! Edit that shit or prepared to be fucking reported. This is your fucking warning.
In other fucking news, it's fucking FRIDAY! |
friday the fucking 13th too..........fuckers.
---------- Post added at 07:15 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:20 AM ---------- my fucking dog is back..............fuck yeah!!!!! |
fuckin' aye for fly's dog!!!
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Fuckin' eh is right baby.............
Happy fucking guy right fucking here man......... |
Fly dude, that's fucking AWESOME! CONGRAT-U-Fucking-lation! FUCK YEAH MAN. I'm so fucking happy you got the dog back man.
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Eden man........i'm so gonna bring rum to tonights fucking jam session,and hook my sorry,but happy fucking ass up with a cab..........your fucking ears will burn when i fucking talk about you tonight you fucker you......
fuckin' thanks eh for the good fuckin' vibes all you fucking bastards |
Fucking Friday means I have to fucking WORK.
...maybe I should just give the fuck up and get a fucking nine-to-fucking-five job. |
THanks fly man, I had high hopes you would get your fucking dog back man. My ears always fucking burn cause some newfag on here is always fucking talking about me.
***** This fucking PC I picked up today is fucking LOADED DOWN with fucking viruses. I mean FUCKING LOADED DOWN. I've cleaned off 189 difference fucking instances of spyware/viruses/Trojans. I know I'll hear another fucking excuse of "I don't do anything but work related stuff on it." Fuck you bitch, admit you do stupid shit on it. Fucking dumb people. |
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fuck that, eden. if i choose to make a post without the word "fuck", then so be it.
i'm fucking in charge, yo. and i'll kick y'ass. |
i don't fuckin' know noodle.
it is the fuck thread and all..........it's that fucking attitude of yours,that'll stir that fucker Eden up you see. ah fuck!..........i get it.........you just wanna fuck around with Eden's head cuz he's so fucked up on rum all the time,that he doesn't fucking get it. nicely fucking done girl. |
enchanted fucking princess indeed...
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FUCK! I had a shitty fucking night last night that most likely will cost me alot of money I don't fucking have. FUCK!
FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK! |
Oh hell, no! I AM an enchanted princess, you fuckers!
Eden, I'll be nice for a moment, and hope that whatever you caught from fucking that hooker last night doesn't turn out to be as expensive to get rid of as you suspect.... |
blue fucking cross; blue fucking shield...more expensive than it used to be...
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you at least fucking do blow too Eden,to go with that fucking hooker?
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Fucking I wish it had something to do with a fucking hooker.
It still involved fucking handcuffs tho. |
EDEN? What the FUCK?! Hope it all works out okay. Now I feel all bad for fucking with you.
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don't fucking pussy out now noodle......if the fucker ended up with the fuckin' bracelets on,well he probably fuckin' was do deep into the rum and fucking deserved it.
poor fucking bastard...... :D |
poor fucking hobbitt...
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You fucking know what fly, I will fess up to most of my fucking crimes that I commit, but this one was not even close to being my fault. Granted, I was deep into the rum and sweetwater 420, but I was fucking innocent in the whole thing. I got the shinny fucking cuffs for some trumped up fucking charges by some fucking thick-necked redneck cops.
Let's hope the lawyer doesn't want a fucking arm and a leg to get me out of it. |
dude.......i so hope that fuckin' shit gets straightened out for you.
you poor fucking bastard you.......... |
fucking rum and aluminum...
deadly fucking mix... |
mmmm sweetwater. sweetwater blue, ftw. sorry eden. i gots nuffin.
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It's all good, shit fucking happens and I'll have to clean it up later. Tonight I drink to feel sorry for my fucking self, then tomorrow I fucking start over again.
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well FUCK!!! it's a new fucking day!!!
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Yeah Phil, It's fucking Job Hunting Tuesday! Time to kick some ass and light some fucking fires.
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The "new" fucking laptop fucking sucks.
My fucking IT department is trying to fucking kill me. |
noodle!!!
fucking noodle!!! you finally fucking turn up... |
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