Noodle, get them fucking fired and hire me, I'll make sure you have all the best fucking equipment!

*sigh* nobody's fucking noodle, uncle phil, though it's not for lack of his effort. :lol:
it's been one hell of a fucking day.

"I'd fuck me."

both of you fuckers are so fucking funny... :)

this has totally fucked up my groove, my mood, my head...

My fuckin finger got caught in the door... fuck.

pounded a bunch of fucking fence posts in yesterday,and my fucking arms are killing me now.


fuckin' horses........

Fucking Hump Day

My fucking books still aren't here yet!

fuck me am i tired............

could use some fucking work today...

i miss the fucking kids...

yeah.......enjoy the fucking sun phil,i'll be getting fucking wet all day.....

Thursday! Fucking this much closer to the fucking weekend!

drowned fucking rat right here.........

shit,shower,fuck the shave and into the fuckin' studio........


fuck yeah!!!!!!!

Ladies' Night... fucking EH, man!

fuckin' eh noodle

fucking friday again...

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not in my fuckin' house it ain't.........

Phil where is all of this fucking casual sex you seem to be talking about. It's dry as the fucking Sahara Desert around these parts.

you need to fucking get out more...

hope that fucking noodle is slurping down a big-assed fucking margarita right about now...

I was fuckin' ladies' night last night. Tonight, it was fuckin MY night.
Two glasses of Takara and a Stella and I am still my own fucking woman.
Rock the fuck on... and the fuckin' quote for today?

"Ohhh, haaaaay, Vanilla! How you doin'?
Whatchoo got to say, Vanilla?"
Fucking prostitutes... FTW! :lol:

fuckin' foggy fuckin' golf this mornin'...

fuck i'm up way too fucking early........i'm still fucking tired,yet can't fucking sleep anymore

I'm fucking going back to bed.

fuckin' bandmates are all in my ass to get my fucking drum tracks down........23 fucking songs for fuck sakes......and i only have 6 done...........fuck me

Fuck work. I'm running away to join the fucking circus.

s'pose' to fucking rain this afternoon...

pissin' fuckin' rain here the whole last fucking week.........

I neeeeeed fucking rain so badly.
I'm making chili and it always tastes
so much fucking better when it's made while it's raining.

Fucking computers, I'm about sick to fucking death of them.

Linux fuckin' loves you, Eden.

great fucking jam today......lots of musical fucking things accomplished........fuckin' sweet day.



and i keep getting this fucking thread mixed up with the fucking pointless announcements fucking thread.

's ok, fly; this fucking thread rocks too...

i fucking hate having someone else's path to happiness in my hands.
what the fuck do i do? be selfish and say no and watch a friend fucking tank?
or say yes, sacrifice my privacy but help a brotha out?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Fucking hell, this shit is pissing me the fuck off. The bad thing is, I have no idea how to fix anything. Fuck.

I need out of this fucking town.

Eden.




Fucking Canada baby............

Fly, if I knew I could get a fucking job, I'd fucking consider Canadaland. Not really worth it to move and have no fucking chance for a job cause I'm a damn American.

Fly, you going to hook me up with a JOB if I come? And I don't mean the kind you roll (do they even fucking sell J.O.B. papers in canadaland?)

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hahahaha..........you don't want my fuckin' job bro........scumbag roofers drink beer eh........not fucking rum

Anybody else want my fuckin' couch?!
Seriously, when it rains, it fucking pours.
Who the FUCK pissed off Lady Karma?!

fuck her noodle........she can be a complete bitch just like that fuckin' mother nature

i'll take your fucking couch, noods...

i'll take the fuckin' couch as long as noodly doodly fucking comes with it

I'm takin' the fucking bed. Y'all can fight over the couch. :lol:
Apparently, there's a fucking line. Two already lined up here for real.
Am I running the fuckin' Salvation Army?
Or Forces of Corruption... more fuckin' like it.

So does that mean I can't come fucking crash on your couch too? I don't take up much fucking room, being all fucking short and shit.

fuck you Eden.......i'm short too,and i dig her fucking chili man..........get in fucking line pal!!!!

I would love to watch y'all fight over my fuckin' couch. Rock ON. And I have a fuckin' freezer fulla chili... but I'm not there right now. :(

i'll hide under the fucking bed, fuckers...

you fuckin' sneaky bastard phil.............

HUMP DAY! I like this fucking hump day cause, it's the LAST fucking day of this week! FUCK YEAH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Nothing under my fucking bed. Who do you think you are, Phil?
Fuckin' Pennywise?!

And I fucking waved my ass off as I drove by last night, Uncle Phil.

you drove through fucking pasco county?

i fucking drove through pasco county.
I-75 from SR 326 to SR70.
yee-fuckin'-haw.

you down near fucking bradenton?

fuckin' rain can piss off already...........fuck sakes.

fucking cold weather coming in for the fucking weekend...

at least it's fucking warm here..........just so much fucking rain

That I fucking am, Uncle Phil. Sarasota, FTW... or not so much.
Myakka State Park for Thanksgiving. FML. :D
Rain, alligators, cold, 40-something people and three turkeys.
And a whole bunch of food I can't fucking eat.... go braces!

i had fucking braces from 29 to 33...

no fucking fun, but you get used to it...

never hindered my fucking appetite, though...

Yesterday, I fucking pulled a wire out eating a slice of banana.
So, it's less hassle to avoid anything chewy, sticky, substantial or really fucking good.

Oh, and by the way...


I FUCKING ROCK, yo.

If one fucking person today asks when I'm gonna fucking have babies.... it's fucking ON.

Fuck those little puke fucking machines. Fucking all needy and shit.

I usually answer "Right about the time you start exhibiting better boundaries"... fuckin' eh, it works awesomely.

fuckin' turkey is just about ready to eat..

I don't need to eat again for another fucking week.

I fucking can't wait to stuff myself tommorow at my friends parent's house. She can fucking COOOOOOOK.

I fuckin' love this thread!

fucking noodle is going to wave at me tomorrow as she drives by... (approximately 25 miles from where the fuck i'm gonna be...)

Hey man, I fuckin PMed you my phone number. Fuckin' call me if your ass gets off the golf course before fuckin' noon. :lol: I've got a little fuckin' time to spare, just a Hawt Coffee Guy waiting for my couch and two hungry kittehs waiting to be fed.

I fucking love when I'm not the one actually waiting for, but being waited on to arrive.

take your fucking time tomorrow...

Ha ha ha ha! I fuckin' need to get home tomorrow. Probably passing by around noon or one, depending on how much I sleep. Given the amount of red wine I've fuckin' consumed this evening... I may see ya! :lol:

hug that fucker phil for me noodly doodly, if you happen to fuckin' stop in............

i'm starting to get fucking excited; fucking golf and noodle on the same day?

(not fucking noodle, you pervs...)

Fuckin' eh :D

have fun today fuckers........

FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK FUCK! I HATE THE FUCKING GATORS.

How in the motherfucking hell did I miss that there is a football game today?!
I have to drive towards Gainesville with every motherfucking redneck football
fan at the SAME DAMN TIME as those heading to the game. AUUUUUUGH!

Sorry, Uncle Phil, I think I'm going to go I-4... last time I fucking took 75 pre-game
I sat for three hours between Tampa and Ocala (about 65 miles for those that don't know). I just can't today. I need to go HOME. And I'm in the car alone, this time.
FUCKING GODDAMN FOOTBALL! I hate I-4. With a passion.

Fuck, I'm so goddamn hungover. To much fucking rum.

Also, noodle you are a lucky fucking bitch to get to hang out with someone from "Against Me!", I love that fucking band.

one more fucking horse in the stables........and i gotta make more fucking hay runs.........fuck me.



i see fucking glue in the near future.........


*just fucking kidding eh*:D

i hope to fuck noodle made it home safe...

fucking I-4...

FUCKING I-FOUR. Auuuuuuuuugh!
But, yes, I am home safe, and I am really fuckin' sorry, Phil.
At 2pm, I talked to a girl at a gas station who reported that her fucking boyfriend and his fucking friends had left Lakeland 2 hours prior to head to the game and were still fucking sitting on 75/Wildwood a minimum of 2 hours away.

Fuck my landlord for not installing heat, motherfuck it's cold in here.

jump in a hot fuckin' shower or bath, dear,

it will relax your fuckin' tension and warm you up.

just fuckin' go do it young lady, fuckin' march.

yes ma'am. showering now.
i can't say fuck to ring, eden, sorry.

I understand, being fucking respectable to the.... distinguished ladies and such.

I'm still going to say fuck to you tho, cause your on the sassy side.

fucking sassy,sass

wow.........pretty fucking drink tonigt....(noodle).....lost ayt poker..........10 fickin; bucks thougt so..its fucjin all good.......fuck yeah......:thumbsup:

Fly I can fucking tell by your spelling that you are drink tonight. At least you didn't fucking mix up this thread and fucking pointless announcements.

You can say "fuck" all you want to me. I am stone cold sober and fucking tired.

i haven't been fucking drink in a few fucking months...

wow......i was fuckin' drink last night..........hahahahah,don't fuckin' remember that.

Okay, you fuckin' boys. There's a difference between "drink" and "drunk." Y'all gots drunk. Drink is only halfway fuckin' there. :D

Happy Fuckin' Sunday.

well then........i was fucking drunk.

I love posting in places like this when I don't fucking remember doing it. Even when I'm blackout drunk, I never post anywhere outside of fucking nonsense.

nonsense is the fuckin' place to be fuckers............

i'm fuckin' drink a lot, then...

me fuckin' too phil..........

another fuckin' week..

I agree baldy, fucking another fucking work week. Man, I fucking did NOT want to get up at 6:45 this morning. FUCK WORK.

work fucking sucked today but.........it is fucking what pays the fuckin' bills eh......

fuckin' dark out again...

First fucking frost of the winter today, fuck it was cold outside when I woke up.

goin' over the fuckin' hump today...

maybe noodle'll fuckin' crawl out of the woodwork today...