I'll get in on that fucking group hug. But only if I can fucking be next to fly and mal. That would be fucking awesome. It is a fucking good way to clear the fucking air.

judging by the current fucking roster, you've got be fucking next to me as well.

sorry.

No reason to be fucking sorry. I'll just follow the fucking roster and take my fucking place.

*slides right on fuckin' in the middle*


WOOOOO....FUCKING....HOOOOOOOO

Lookin fuckin good people. Get fuckin cosy, now.

I killed the fuckin thread.

you always kill the fuckin' thread

you fuckin' noticed that too, huh? at least i'm not fuckin' paranoid.

you're not fuckin' paranoid......

you're flaming fuckin' dog man.

thank fuck for that. nearly fuckin forgot again.

:thumbsup:

as a fuckin latecomer to this fuckin thread, i haven't read the whole fuckin thing... but what happens if someone neglects to say fuck?

then you're fucked!

welcome to my fucking world -- as fucked as my life currently is - it's amazed that i can't get fucked... :( fucking sucks I fucking tell ya...

There should be a fucken law that states, no one is allowed to not get fucked when they want to.

fuckin' come on over baby.........


then there won't be a fuckin' problem




:D

Mal, sometimes the fucking's just fuckin' overrated. Not worth the fuckin' trouble.




Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, Mal, I was trying to fuckin' cheer you up and I just plain fucked it up instead. Fuck those stupid boys who aren't fucking one of the favorite Tilted Goddesses! :icare:

that's the fucking attitude of people who get a fucking on a regular basis... :)

Ah well - maybe in my next fucking life...

A fuckin' pathetic fuck isn't worth the fuckin' sweat involved, especially if the sweat is from the fuckin' fucker.

oh fuck............i'm stayin' the fuck outta this one.

What the fuck? I'm with fucking flyman on this one. I'm fucking going to stay far the fuck out of this fucking discussion.

prolly a good fuckin' idea eh?

let em get the fuckin over with... then we can get back to settin the fuckin world to rights.

World fucking rights!? I'll fucking give you fucking rights - right fucking where the sun don't fucking shine. :)

fuck.... that just fucking says it all

yup.....all said and fuckin' done

flyman's new fuckin avatar is all up in the fuck

i fuckin' missed her eh............

My fucking birthday's coming up in a couple of days - what did you fuckers get me?

alrighty........another fuckin' capricorn here.......i knew i liked you for more than your fucking ass.

be fuckin' patient girl........


good fuckin things come to those who fuckin' wait.

Hey Nancy.

Happy fuckin' birthday!!! Check's in the fuckin mail.

^^ FUCKING SWEET! :D

Fucking is sweet if you ain't fucking your mother.

Now that would just be fucking hilarious.

Who fucking died?

Fuck Nancy... what the fuck are you talking about?

she always fuckin' says shit that don't fuckin' make sense.

What the fuck is going on here?!

I never fuckin understand the fuckery that goes on in this fuckin place.

i can't fucking believe there's a thread about the word Fuck on the best fucking board on the fucking internet. Why the fuck didn't I notice this before

FUCK!

Don't fucking sweat it, jth - TFP is pretty fucking big. There are lots of little odds 'n ends tucked away here and there just waiting for some fucker to notice them.

fuck my fucking exboyfriend who told every one of his fucking friends about how he fucking dumped me via text messaging and thinks he's fucking cool. Now they all think the fucker is an idiot but I am more so for letting him fuck me over like that.

Arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh.... fuck.

is it against the fucking rules of the fuck game to express your intense displeasure at someone who is too fucking ignorant to appreciate the TFP?

edit for my really fucking bad HTML skills.

Kramus, it's cool man. I just get so fucking excited when I can curse unabashed like this.

FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS

see, it's fucking great!

fuck!!!

poor Fredweena...

i'm sure u'll find some fucker out there that is better than that fuck nut!!

fuckin text message...

thats just fuckin gutless!!

^fuckin' eh!!

fuck fredweena... that fuckin' sucks. Motherfucker needs to learn a lesson...Oh wait! He doesn't have a fucking cool chick like you anymore... now that would fucking suck.

Stay strong ya fuck.

Don't you people always say "who fucking died?" everytime everybody goes mute? Fuck me, it's YOUR language.. I'm only trying to use it, that's all.

Ouch! I thought you always fucking got me, fly.. guess not... Am I really that fucking weird? :p

relax sweetie.......i always fuckin' get you.:icare:


and yes......you really are that fucking weird. :crazy:

bumpity fucken bump

You know, I think you may be the only fucking one who does, fly :D

I'm going to see these fuckers on fucking Friday.

I'm quite eck-fucking-sited already... and it's only fucking Monday.

What... the fuck is that?!

It's Evil fucking Nine, innit.

^^ Obviously, but what the fuck do they do? Sing? Fucking Dance or what?

yeah jwoody.........like what the fuck.

They're fucking DJs with a difference.... 'cause they play their own fucking tunes.

They're so fucking good that I'm going with a bunch of fucking strangers (well, I've met some of the fuckers once before).

My regular partner in fucking crime's girlfriend had a baby the other day.

A couple of weeks earlier than fucking expected too. Honestly, you'd think she could've held on to the fucker until after the fucking gig. Some fuckers have no fucking consideraton for others. :D

^^ The fucking nerve of some people :p

Have they made any fucking records yet?

All fucking right then. I'll check them out..

hey...fuckin' thanks jwoody......i'll fuckin' dial them in too.

fuck this day.

is it fucking over yet?

i fucken know what you mean...

i had a big night last night,

i really don't fucken wanna be here now!!!

and i wont be goin to bed till after fucken midnight 2nite... because i haven't cn my GF in a week & 2night i finally go c her.

ooooooooo fuck...
i'm sooo dizzy.

fuck, at least you have a gf ishmal
i'd be glad to give my fucking sleep to a bf, but instead insomnia fucking steals it from me! LoL!

Is it ok to fucking want fuck all the fucking time?

yup, twenty four fucking hours a day......

i want fuck twenty-four fucking hours a day, too.

i fucking <3 the IRS... woo hoo!

Fredweena:

Fuckin' A! Just got a check for over 400 fucking dollars from Ohio. Another, even bigger check is on its way from the fucking Feds!

YAY more fucken money for me to blow YAY. Fuck I love getting extra money back.

somewhere, the fucking us postal service has a $1200+ fucking check with my fucking name in big fat fuckin' letters on it. :D

is it too late to point out that:

a) the Steelers are the fucking Super Fucking Bowl Champs: and
b) those who say the refs gave them the game are a bunch of fucking whiny pansies.

or has the fucking moment passed?

Nah, it's never too late to point out the fucking obvious.

Super Bowl talk eh? I'll fucking pass...

Any chance one of you lucky tax-rebated fuckers could send a few quid my way?

I went a bit fucking nuts this weekend. One of my favourite
Chris-fucking-Rock quotes sums the fucker up.

I fuckin never heard of evil fuckin nine before but its pretty fuckin good. I might have to fuckin download some fuckin mp3s of them. Chheerrss mate

Nee fuckin botha, skinback. :thumbsup:

I'm so fucking bummed. My sister was supposed to fly in from San Antonio today, but the airplane had some sort of fucking problem. But get this. They couldn't fly the fucking part in to fix the plane...they had to drive it in from Houston. What the fuck??

Fuck that, your Sis should have gotten a fucken free ticket for that shit. Fuck that airline says I!

We're still on page fucking 42? This thread has certainly slowed down!

Oh fuck this shit, we need more posting of people fucking around in this thread while stoned

as soon as I get my kid to school, I'll be doing a few bong hits. (note: not a wake and bake situation - I worked night shift).

I'll try to remember to come back in here and get busy.


oh, lest I forget:

fucking fuckity fuck fuck

i'm fuckin' with you Sion...........

pass that fucking bong over this fucking way.

I don't have any grass in the house so I'll just have a few fucking drinks instead :D

what the fuck are you drinkin' girl?

Whatever the fuck it is, Nancy, care to share?

I must say... what an absolutely fucking gorgeous day it was today. It was 46 fucking degrees farenheit when I dragged my fuckin' exhausted ass out of bed and it warmed up to a fucking fantastic 79 by two this afternoon. Fuck, yeah! I love being fucking happy again.

*pours fredweena a drink* It's called a fucking fire engine this drink, flyman. It's a mix of strawberry soda and jägermeister. Mmmm fucking mm!

Let's fucking do it then.

I give you: jwoody's theory of rela-fucking-tivity.

If I said you look like a fucking fish, there's a pretty good chance you'd take offense but, think about the fucker for a minute: lie on your belly, stick your fucking arms down your side and point your fucking face straight ahead.

Now tell me, do you look like a fucking fish, or what?

It's all fucking relative, innit?

shit...I fucking forgot

Nancy your a better fucken person then me Jager = poison. Good fucken shit though, JAGER BOMBS BOOOM!! Gotta fucken love'm.

Fucking fish...are they anything like those Chinese Fighting Fish?

and...more importantly...do they have big fuckin' tits?

fuckin' fish with tits??????


my fucking god man............that's sick.



fish............

with fucking tits.............

fuck me..............

Life is so fucking good.

fucken right

what, you never heard of fishsticks?

i don't really fucking care for fishsticks
mexican food fucking rocks!

I have to fuckin agree. Fucking Mexican food rocks.

Ya know, I read every fuckin' post in this fucking thread, and I don't fucking get it...
Is everyone this fucking bored?
GOOD! I thought I was the only fucking one :hmm:

Well fuck me sonikeko (deff not literally lol)I though everyone gets this fucken bored in some part of the day.

What a fucking day!

Imagine having to explain fucking sliding doors and fucking ceiling track hoist systems to an Iraqi interpreter, then waiting while he translated the fucker into Arabic, then waiting while the fucking Iraqis mulled over the aformentioned fucking stuff, then getting their fucking replies translated into fucking English.


Iraqi: "Habalabalabala"

Translator: "Is it possible?"

Me: "No."

Translator: "Habalabalabala"

Iraqis: "Habalabalabala"

Translator: "Is it possible?"

Me: "It's not possible"

Translator: "Habalabalabala"

Iraqis: "Habalabalabala"

Translator: "It is not possible?"

Me: "LOOK! IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE. IT - IS - NOT - FUCKING - POSSIBLE!!!"

Translator: "Habalabalabala"

Iraqis: "Habalabalabala"

Translator: "It is possible is it not?"

Me: "Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!"

FOUR fucking hours of that fucker. I could fucking scream.

What's up with that fucking language, anyway?

Why do they sound so fucking angry all the time?

Here's me, sitting there expecting to get my fucking bollocks chewed because they can't have their fucking sliding doors and a fucking ceiling track, when what the fuckers are actually saying is 'thankyou very much' and wishing all kinds of fucking peace on me, my fucking family.... the fucking dog etc.

Nice fucking people, though, especially the translator dude. He kept fucking shouting at me then apologising, saying "I'm not shouting, they shout - I translate, okay?"

I guess it fucking is! :lol:

Interesting conversation :lol:

What the fuck is a ceiling track anyway??

Seriously, Nancy, if I can't explain the fucker in person.... what hope have I got to explain the fucker over the internet?

All you need to know is, you can't have a fucking ceiling track that goes through a fucking sliding door.

IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE!!!

HABALABALABALABALA, NOT-FUCKING-POSSIBLE!!!

O-fucking-K?

Sorry 'bout that, for minute there I was back in the room with the fucking Iraqi interrogation squad.

http://www.independentliving.co.uk/w...ransactive.jpg

Now jwoody, I want you to take a look at this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...sinabarrel.jpg

This is two kittens in a barrel. Look at them in there, having a whale of a time. You see the one on the left? He's called Phillip. Now when you look into Phillip's eyes your anger will receed like an ocean.....


....Good. Now that you're calm you can try explaining to me one more time, what the purpose of a fucking ceiling track is.