How could have missed this fucking thread? This has to be the best fucking nonsense thread EVER. FUCK!

I've missed this thread soooo fucking much!

I can't fucking believe it was lost. Fucked up shame, it is.

fuck yeah

All the cool fucking kids come here, this is our fucking spot. THIS. IS. FUCKING. SPARTA!

What the fuck is Sparta? I hear it said all the fucking time.

WTF? Urban Dictionary is your fucking friend. Fucking 4 seems to fit LE's sentiment.

Fuck!

What the Fucking Fuck? You haven't fucking seen 300? Get the fuck up right now and go rent the fucking movie. It will be worth every fucking penny!

For tonight we shall fucking dine in hell!

Yeah, id like a reservation for three hundred for this evening. Don't put us right near the fucking kitchen this time.
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Fuck yeah Ratbastid! Give me a fucking spear and lets go kill Xerxys! Fucking mortal who thinks he's a fucking god!

I've never fucking seen the fuckin' movie. Fuck.

I'm watching the fucking movie right now and fucking Xerxys' freakishly tall, bald-headed, pierced ass just showed up on screen. Fuck that guy.

Eden, first of fuckin'-all, don't talk about my fuckin' head like you don't friggin' like it. Secondly, This. Isn't. Sparta. at fuckin'-all!! This is my fucking domain and remember no fuckin' spears can kill me ... capsice ?!?

These are the HOT FUCKING GATES!

And FUCK they're hot!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU....

Fer fuck's sake!! Do we have to keep harping on the fucking 300 movie like it was the second fucking coming???

This is not fucking Sparta!!1!

This . is . fucking . NONSENSE!!!1!!!

Holy fuck, Fremen!

Tom Fucking Selleck!

Tom Mother Fucking Selleck!

Xeryes I will fucking come over there and shove a fucking spear up your ass. That is not a fucking come-on, I'm going to shove a Pointy Wooden Object (tm) up your ass cheeks.

Fucking dumbass.

and i first read this as "HOT FUCKING GOATS"


fucked up eh?

Fuck yeah! Hot fucking goats on fire is the fucking shit!

Are you really still talking about that fucking shit? Fucking A, man.

You know on the fucking 5 o'clock news, there were reports of a seafood place getting fucking shut down for keeping a live goat in their fucking walkin cooler. That's some fucking crazy shit.

Holy fuck!

So I have this fucking garbage can on the side of my fucking house, that I haven't fucking emptied in like a fucking month. Well I finnally got around to emptying the fucker and it smells so fucking bad I said the fuck with this that fucker can wait.

G5_Todd fucking hell dude, if I were you, I'd switch that stinky fucking trash can out with your neigbor's trash can and let him deal with the fucking garbage. Fuck that shit.

Leastways you don't have a fucking skunk that does its fucking nightly commute through your fucking backyard and sprays your fucking dog.

Actually tophat, I do have a fucking smelly mother fucking skunk that strolls through my fucking yard. However I dont have a fucking dog for it to fucking spray. I do say that the fucking trash can I have smells really fucking bad though. Fuck that shit lol.

I had a fucking pole cat that lived near a house that I was fucking staying in when I first moved out of my fucking parents house. A fucking dumbass that lived there with me tried to shoot it with a fucking 9mm. He shot the fucking animal and then it crawled under my house and died next to the fucking central air and heating system. My house smelled like fucking dead skunk for MONTHS... fucking dumbasses.

So what's the fucking problem, Todd? Throw the fucking skunk at the fucking trash can.

Fuck that, I dont want to go near the fucker let alone go near that fucking garbage can.

G5_Todd, I think you should take a fucking cue from your fucking avatar and fucking throw a huge fucking bomb at that damn thing. Fucking Death From Above!

Well, I think to effectively fuck-up a skunk and a garbage can, you'll need to get something really fucking special from the skunk works. It's your fucking nose, though, so don't get it out of fucking joint.

What fucking joint? I don't see a fucking thing.

18 fuokin' times?

somebody fucking skipped me? fucking fucks.

whoa.........fuckin' garbage talk goin' on in this fuckin' thread........

What do you expect Fly? THIS. IS. FUCKING. NONSENSE!

I couldn't fucking help myself.

Fly, you fucking rock. and roll. all night long.... SWEET FUCKING SUZIE!

Garbage talk? We need more garbage talk in this thread, and you ferret felching fish fuckers need to unfuck yourselves and let fucking loose with it.

Flying feline fuckwads furiously fuck for full frontal friend fucking.

we're still fucking for chastity...

Aww, phil, and here I thought we were just fucking around. (Because it would be really uncomforatble if we were fucking a square or a triangle.)

hehe...

Holy fuck! I'd forfuckinggotten about this fucking thread. Where the fuck is Nancy? She used to be all over this fucker too.

if i was fucking suzie.........you fuckers would know all about it.


and you're fucking right.......ego/"I fucking rock"/ego

Fucking lawyers. Let's fucking kill them fucking first.

You haven't fucking fucked suzie yet? I'm fucking disappointed fly, you should be using "I'm in a band, bitches" to be getting all fucking groupie pussy.

Fucking band members, can't do it fucking right.

15 fucking cents!!!!!!!!

Fucking great, I got RL friends invading my fucking forum. It's all fucking downhill from here.

15 fucking cents? What a fucking bargain! That's fucking great! Or did you mean 15 fucking scents? Many of the scents engendered from fucking are less than thrilling unless one is engaged therein, so to speak.

I'm fucking hungry, someone come fucking feed me!

fucking cook something your fucking self man........

Make hamburger fucking helper, fucker.

Fucking screwdrivers, FTW motherfuckers!

just had a ride on one of my fucking horses........it was nice and fucking relaxing......now i'm into the fucking wobbly pops.......fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!

fuck I could go for one of those fucking wobbly pops......1 more fucking hour

Fuck yeah, raid Fly's fucking wobbly pop keeper!

Raid on the Fucking fly, we can fucking do this shit, we need ALL of the fucking wobbly pops!

hey don't fuck with my wobbly pops fer fuck sakes.......

fucks sake, they aren't even cold yet...

The wobbly pops arn't even fucking frozen yet? That's fucking ridiculous! Fly, what did I fucking tell you about being high while you buy fucking groceries. You always fucking forget to put them the fuck up. Geez man!

I'm turning fucking 40 on Thursday, and I am going to go sing my fucking lungs out while embalming my fucking liver.

The fucking liver is EVIL it must be fucking punished.

Absofuckingloutely. It must be fucking waterboarded with fucking BEER.

I drank almost a pint of fucking rum in fucking web chat last night. It was fucking AWESOME.

Yo fucking ho!!
Avast you scurvy fucking dog!

what the fuck?

it's "yo ho fucking ho and a fuckin' bottle o' rum..."

if you're gonna be a fuckin' pirate, you got to get the fuckin' pirate song right instead of fucking it all the hell up by the getting the fucking words out the proper fucking order...

How the fuck do you fucking know what fucking pirates sing?

I know the fuck what pirates sing because I fucking watched Pirates of the Fucking Caribbean like fifteen fucking times...

Fuck, I've even been to fucking Disney world and heard the fucking pirates there singing the fucking pirate song....

And since Jack Fucking Sparrow is a fucking Disney pirate, then everybody knows that he fucking sings the fucking pirate song...

But of course, when he is fucking drunk, like most fucking pirates, even he fucks up the words to the fucking pirate song...

Fuckin' Pirates of R'Lyeh!

Fuck the pirates. It's Fucking Friday!

Fuck the pirates woman? What. The. Fuck. You need to fucking check yaself, before you fucking wreak yaself. OG Pirate here, repe-fucking-sent!

Cthulhu Fucking Fhtagn, Biatch!

What the fuck are you fucking people talking about? What the fuck are these fucking pirates that you speak of?

You're all out of your fucking minds....pirates are so fucking 2007. Fuck.

Mixedmedia, I say this with the greatest fucking respect for you, but get your fine fucking ass the FUCK out of my fucking thread! I own this fucking thread and it is pirate fucking FRIENDLY!

Get the fuck in fucking tilted exhibition and get some more beautiful fucking TFP women to post more fucking parts on the fucking forum!

I'm not going fucking nowhere...pirate man.

Did you not just fucking hear me? I said this is MY fucking thread. I own this fucking place. See that, that fucking line over there. That's my fucking line and everything after that fucking line is MINE. You don't fucking post here, I let you fucking post here.

FUCK!

look! it's me typing here!

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. :p

Woman, you are fucking jumping on my last nerve, do you think you are fucking special? You are not on my fucking Cool List. You ain't on the fucking list, you don't get to fucking post here. You read the fucking rule sheet here?

1. LordEden fucking rules this thread, his word is FUCKING LAW!

See that, that's fucking the rule sheet. Read it, Know it, or I will fucking OWN you.

pfft.

fuckfuck.

I can see by the fact your fucking posts are getting smaller and fucking smaller you are learning. Before fucking long, you won't be able to post fucking anything here, cause my fucking awesomeness will keep you the fuck out.

fuck dude.......bashing on mixed fucking media eh..............

i have a fucking sword man.

Fucking LOL fly! I hope by now that everyone on TFP knows i'm full of fucking shit.

How about we not fucking sword fight and smoke a big fucking fatty while we listen to some good fucking tunes.

But we can still fucking sword fight, I gotz the fucking weapons.

Thanks, fly, but I knew he was just fucking with me. :icare:

fucking music!? fuck yeah! nothing fucking better than fucking music! I have a whole fucking collection of music for nothing but fucking!

no fucking worries eden......i know you're full of fucking shit anyways......sword fucking fight it is then......


no fuckin' prob mixed.......any fucking time my dear

We may need to get some ninjas in here. They just love to fuck with pirates.

fuck ninjas.
fuck pirates.
get fucking real.
get some fucking jedi.
fuck. get some hard-fucking-core marines.

fuck all those guys.
what this thread needs is some amazon fucking women.

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!



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Fly you just became my favorite fucking person. Xena fucking ROCKS.

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fucking amazon women are fucking hot, but I say, give me a fucking feral-for-my-body cave woman....

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i always fucking was.......you just never fucking knew it.......fucker.

this fucked up thread was fucking fun for a while, but now it's going fucking nowhere, fucking fast...

whitesportscar, this thread has so much fucking awesome in it, it's fucking the greatest nonsense thread EVER. Fucking hell!

Eden speaks the fucking truth........

Well fuck! Then where the fuck is every fucking body else, rushing the fuck to post in this free-for-all fucking thread?? Tell me the fuck where they are since you fucking seem to know soooo fucking much!

Though it is unfuckingdisputable that this is the finest fucking thread on TFP, it is true that there are mighty fucking few frequent posters here. Nevertheless, the are the cream of the fucking crop. The rest, well, they don't appreciate the subtlety and refuckingfinement of the posts herein. They don't get it, and they know fuck-all about how to go about crafting the absofuckingloutly perfect fucking post for this fine fucking thread.

So there you have it my fine fucking friend. What the fuck are you going to do with it? That's what I fucking want to know.

Fly you are the fucking man, meeting you would be the only fucking reason I would ever go to fucking canadaland. :thumbsup:

Dude, a free-for-fucking-all thread that REQUIRES fucking cussing? This is layers of awesome fucking rolled up, seasoned, and baked for 2 hours. Creating a fucking a layered dish of fucking AWESOME with a side of fucking fried potatoes and fucking fresh green beans. ROCK!