*yawn*

what? what's that you fuckin' say?

i think he's fuckin' tryin' to tell you something

Fucking hump day, fucking hump day!

Fuckin' EH, I forgot how good it feels to be wanted.
And kissed.... yummy.

:D

But seriously, fuck 40 pages on research design and methodology
that I haven't started yet, due on the 15th, plus three stupid
"Christmas" parties between now and then with people who don't
respect my (non)religious views. I'm going to get the Chaplain to
say "fuck" again... it's my yearly Christmas wish. I have an awesome
fucking plan. And when it comes to fruition, I will post pictures. :D
Happy motherfucking Thursday, y'all. I was totally happy when I
woke up... with my fucking dumb ass thinking it was Friiiiiiday.

a fucking kiss?

10 hour days can kiss my fucking ass..where the fuckin' hell were they in the fucking summer?

Yup a kiss.
And I get a fuck on Saturday. w0ot.

it ain't the fuckin' truth without fuckin' pictures...

Fuck! It's finally fucking Friday! Thank fucking god.

fucking rain...

no fucking golf today...

*ding*

:lol:

Fuckin' rain is fuckin' right, Phil.
It's fuckin 45 degrees and I've been soaked since 8am.

did i just hear a fuckin' "ding?"

That you motherfuckin' did. ;)



Fucking EH, it's awesome that I've lost weight, but pants are so fucking expensive!
I've literally lost my fucking pants four times in the past two weeks when I forgot my belt. Auuugh!

fuckin' EH!!!!


i'd like to fucking see that happen noodly doodly..........fuckin' EH.

GO NOODLE IT'S YOU MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!

You fucking go girl!

Where's my cake then, you fuckers? :lol:
You know what... I feel good. About everything.
And that is fucking awesome.

I am so fucking comfy right now.

And so fuckin happy that noodle's getting fucked. In the best way possible, LOL.

You fucking know noodle, you should fucking revive the "got some" thread, I know I would if I fucking was getting some fucking.

fuck 'em noodle..........fuck 'em all baby.

fuckin'noodle...always throwin' us a fuckin' curveball...

must be a fuckin' lefty........

almost too fucking cold for golf today...

Cold as fuck out here today, but I want to go fucking shooting.

another fucking DING???

nah. just the one ding. the fuckin' snuggle was soooo much better.

fucking sprinkles again this morning...

My neighbor's pool looks like a vegetarian had diarrhea in it.

In other news, it's supposed to get to EIGHTY DEGREES this week.
And I'm changing from crystal to clumping cat litter.
I'm tired of the holes in the bottom of my feet from that stuff.

Fucking WINTER is here, FUCK. Anyone want this fucking cold shit? I'm done with it.

fuck you Eden,you can have your fucking cold there........i got my own fucking cold going on.......-3 C for fuck sakes......

vegetarian diarrhea...fuck!!!

It fucking snowed today, and my back fucking hurts.

^ don't fucking look up for so long...

:)

I'm fucking sorry, I can't hear you from all the way over in AMERICA! You fucking canucks CHOSE to live in that fucking frozen wasteland you call a country. Suck it up!

really.........fucking really.......this coming from a guy who said......




........so fuck that.........you started the fucking bitch fest about the fucking cold..........



.......and to add to the fucking bitch fest.........10 fucking hours in -3C can kiss my royal fucking ass,and i won't even go off about the fucking windchill factor either....


fuck.

fuck me, it's tuesday and noddle missed her "fuck" yesterday...

GOTCHA!!!

Who the fuck is "noddle"? :lol:

Well, fuck me, I mixed up the Pointless Announcements and the Fuck Thread.
I was so fucking tired and so in need of a good fucking that I fucked up the whole fucking program.

i fucking forgive you, nodule...

me too.........i fuck those threads together all the fucking time.

yeah, i fuckin' fergive you, too, flip.

I just fucking cuss in both of them and don't give a fuck.

Also, Fly man, I'll give you the fact that it's FUCKING cold up there. But stop fucking one-upping me. Yes it doesn't fucking drop below freezing here, but that's still fucking cold to me!

fuckin' pussy ^^^^^^^






what about fucking flop...........i know where the fuck Fly is.........

I'm a fucking warm blooded creature. My fucking body doesn't know what to do when it's surrounded by fucking snow and coldness!

go fucking skiing bro.........fuck.

wineskin full of fucking rum,and off you go.........fuck yeah

fuckin' hump day again...

when will it fucking end...

fucking mother nature fucking up my plans.
harrrumph.

i fuckin' got nothin' today.

Fucking foggy as shit outside. Fucking got to drive 45 minutes one day to a fucking service call. Fuck.

at least you're out of the fuckin' office...

It's fucking COLD.

There is NO fucking crying in football!

i need it to be fucking friday man..........payday fer fuck sakes.


only have 2 fucking wobbly pops in the fridge cuz the fucking horse feed is tapping me out fuck..........

i need more fucking land.

ding.


sometimes life is just so fuckin' beautiful.

just fuckin' keep on fuckin' around...

(fuckin' noodle's gettin' fuckin' LAID!!! YAY!!!)

atta fuckin' girl noodle...........fuck 'em all baby.

just the one. :)

fuckin' booty calls rock. :lol:
"Hey babes, do you mind if I drop by in about 15 minutes?
I've got a lot of paperwork tonight, but I've got that present
for you from our friend and then I gotta get going."

The sun is fucking out, but it is still cold. WTF?

Winter is coming, John Snow.

My face hurts so fucking bad.
Between sinus pressure and the new fucking wires,
I'm fucking dead sexy with my swollen cheekbones.
I look like I pissed off Mike Tyson.

My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus. Fuck!

*****

Here's one for noodle.

fuck me, i forgot this fucking thread this morning...

gonna do my fucking shopping today i think

I got so much shit to fucking do today. Got to fucking run at the gym, then shop for fucking foodstuffs, go to my parents to get my brand fucking new desk (along with putting it together and switching out the old desk), then add a 1TB hard drive to my HD array, transfer all the fucking data on my old drives to that one, run checks on the old fucking drives, then start the fucking process of re-configuring my file system.

This does not feel like a fucking Saturday!

I am running around in fucking circles looking for a fucking shot glass, bottle of wine and rubber rats. I need a fucking shower, clean clothing and to get ready for two christmas parties including getting my crockpot and fucking chili together, grabbing the camera and Guido the fucking Christmas rat, some kind of wrapping for the wine and the rats and I'm the only one not fucking hungover from last night because my ass was the DD. But I'm hungry and cranky and there's no fucking food and I'm tired of Happy Holidays-ing and fucking "Bless Yous" when I sneeze. Why can't I get a simple fucking "gesundheit", dammit?
FUCK, I'm so over the holidays.

the fucking holidays have only just fucking begun...

Fuck the holidays, noodle there is room in Camp Bah-Humbug if you are fucking interested.

fucking sunday; let's make the fucking most of it...

i'm just gonna keep this fucking drunk from last night going.........fuck it,big bon-fire this fucking morning for me.

Fly that's the best plan for beating a fucking hangover. Never stop drinking!

When can I come up to canadaland and fucking drink with you? I want to listen to the fucking jam, man!

I'm taking up residence in Camp Fuck This Holiday Shit, Eden, thanks for the invite.
Fuck this stupid paper.

Oh... and

ding.

you wouldn't fucking like it right now up here Eden........it's snowing like a mother fuck.

fucking 72f here, and humid but, what the fuck, it's florida...

no fucking change...

Monday Monday Monday, Fuck! Where did the weekend go? I want a fucking refund.

i think i'm still fucking pickled from all the fucking parties this weekend........fuckin' hell.

playing a new fucking course today; hope to fuck i can find my fucking swing...

fucking paper is fucking due today.
fucking christmas presents are supposed to arrive today.
fucking four hour meeting with present delivery mid-meeting today.
fucking sore throat. fucking tonsils are uhhhhhhhgly.
just fucking wanna go back to bed.
fucking coworkers... four of seven have "a sore throat with a runny
nose and... swollen tonsils."
fuckers are using my phone again.

might just fucking call in sick today

I looked at the fucking calendar yesterday and realized that it was a week away from Christmas. FUCK. Let's get this fucking holiday season OVER WITH.

motherfucking CHEERS, bitches.

fuck you noodle.........i always fucking thought that the fuckin' dudes were bastards and you fucking female type were the bitches......


get it fucking straight will ya'............fuck.

fucking golf fucking sucked yesterday...

Well, Fuck. Is it Friday yet?

Phil, golf always fucking sucks. Sometimes, though, you are having a good day and not paying any fucking attention, and then it might seem pretty fucking good.

/ Have a nice fucking day.

TopHat, haven't seen you around this fucking thread for awhile, wondering if we fucking lost you or not.

I've been pretty fucking busy.

Either way, it's fucking good to have someone else posting in this fucking thread. I'm fucking tired of hearing about noodle's new fucking boy toy, Phil's fucking golf game, and how fucking cold it is in canadaland. :-)

yeah Top.....that fuckin' Eden starts all the fucking whinning,then when we fucking bitch about it,he fucking goes off....wtf?

I know! That fucker pisses me off, always bitching and fucking whining.... wait a second.... Fucking A! You are talking about me! Well, fuck you too fly! You can the fucking horse you rode in on. haha

Eden called me a 'distinguished lady.'
That sounds like a fucking euphemism for just being fucking old...
and I'm fucking okay with that.

When I wake up in the morning, occasionally my first thought isn't
"fuck; it's going to hurt like fucking hell to crawl out of bed."

These are the really good fucking days.
I'm going to take advantage of these more often;
I'm fucked if I don't.
Gotta keep fuckin' moving.

fuckin' eh ring.........keep pushing fucking forward baby.........


and Eden..........my horses all want me to let you fucking know............


.......that you can go fuck your hat eh............

Ring, I say 'distinguished lady' in the highest fucking respect. It's better than ma'am, people get all angry when I say that, not fucking calling you old, just using the damn manners that my mama beat into my fucking head.

Funny I say that in a thread that requires me to fucking cuss. HA.

Also, fuck my hat? My hat will fuck YOU. It's a pirate hat, ya know.

I loved it when I lived in Virginia.

Everyone called me "Miss Grace." I fucking kind of miss that.

My mother still says that the f word doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth.

She's fucking right.

When my Mom rarely says, " fuck"

oh man, everyone sure pays fucking attention,
because that means she's really fuckin' upset,
and always for a good fuckin' reason.

i know what kinda fucking hat it is............the horses don't fucking like them kinda hats for fuck sakes.........

---------- Post added at 11:45 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:25 AM ----------

see...........


this is the kinda fuckin' hat they're all about.........hence the reason why they (the horses) told you to go fuck your hat.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1260992646

Can I call ya that?

*****

I got one of those fucking hats fly, sep mine has a big fucking Miller High Life logo on it.

http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...86379303_l.jpg

So, NEENER FUCKING NEENER.

A target rich environment. I live for this fucking shit.

@ ring: I will call you Miss Grace all the fucking time, then, as I am in the ass backwards fucking state of Virginia. You are one of the most fucking distinguisghed ladies I have the pleasure to fucking know.

@ Fly: Nice fucking basses, man. I have got to get myself out to Fucking BC and hang out with you one of these fucking days.

@ Eden: It is even more appropriate for horses to tell you to fuck a hat with a fucking miller light logo, and they are fucking pissed off having to piss into those dinky fucking bottles. (Drink what you like, man, I wouldn't hold it a-fucking-gainst you. Doesn't mean I won't make fucking fun of it from time to time.)

Is it fucking Christmas-time again??? Fuck!!
I fucking hate shopping for fucking kids!

fuckin' bring it Top......




fucking thank you Top,they are fun to play........really trippin' on the fucking acoustic bass lately.........and yes.........show the fuck up one day man........wobbly pops to be fucking had.




i could soo fucking go off on the beer thing right now.........you know,the fucking part about we (Canadianians) piss out better fucking beer than Miller but.......i fucking won't.

you're a lucky fucking bastard Eden.........tip back your fucking rum to that pal.......

One fucking word for you fuckers. College, Fucking college. When you have $12 bucks to get as much beer as you possible can? You buy cheap and in great fucking quantity. I like fucking GOOD beer. I drink the best beer I can afford at the time. When you have no fucking money, you drink what you have too. My cheap beer of fucking choice is High Life. Does it taste like fucking watered down piss? Yes. Did I drink a fuck ton of it in college? Yes.

Look at it this way. I got $12. I can either, buy a nice 6-pack, which runs around $9 fucking around here and be fucking sober. Or I can buy a fucking 24-pack of high life and get wasted. The question comes down too... Do you want to get drunk or not?

Elitist fuckers.

you're not in fucking college anymore :p

i fuckin' hear ya' on,more bang for your buck but,fuck me Eden........Cinn is right on the grow the fuck up aspect of it..........


*surprised i haven't been slagged for the fuckin' wobbly i'm sportin' in the pic*

'zat a fuckin' wobbly in your fuckin' pic, fly?