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Fuck the TPC. Okay, well, thank you wives for your donations to our program.
But, fuck you, Tiger Woods. Too cool to come say hi to some kids?! And the fuckin' traffic. ARRRRRGH. Sooo not looking forward to this fucking morning at Sawgrass Plantation. Want my fuckin' ticket, Phil? :lol: If I didn't have to be there for work... |
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It's fucking hump day.
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with knowing what i fucking gotta do at work today,i'm gonna get fucked.........
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Fucking wonderful start to it, right?
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I agree, fuck it.
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Where'd we be the fuck without it?
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Fuck Pharaohs
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Tut fucking Tut! What the fuck did a pharaoh ever do to you?
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I just watched a boring fucken episode of Sliders.
It had a Pharaoh in it. I blame him for being fucken boring. |
I'm not fucking familiar, but at the risk of being boring, y'all know what I used to tell my fucking kids...
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I don't know how to fucking study for tests anymore. I think I turned that part of my brain off and fucking forgot about it.
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Sliders
It's a fucken pretty old tv series. I bought it recently... Current day tv is fucken boring. ;) |
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Fuck you accounting, I don't want to sit through 4 hours of this fucking shit.
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fucking hockey team sucked major ass tonight..........fuck me.
there goes the fucking cup...............bastards. |
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck...
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That's what I'm fucking talking about.
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well, butter my fucking butt and call me a fucking biscuit...
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Speaking of getting fucked....I got fucked on tips tonight. Fuck.
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What the fuck is up with the weather yesterday? It could have been a little fucking nicer for the 5k race.
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I didn't buy fucking eggs and I want fucking breakfast. Looks like I'm going to the local breakfast grill.
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that's what S had fer feckin' brunch. Two eggs, rashers, 2 bangers, two slices of tomato, two slices of toast, beans, mushrooms, potatoes and 2 black puddings.
i had a fuckin' seafood omlette with shrimp, crab, eggs, spinach, tomatoes, onions and a few potato thingies. and how in the holy fuck did i get blitzed off one Harp? cheap dates, FTW! |
No fucking biscuits, perhaps?
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i'm fuckin' outta here..........
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Not real fucking nuts. See ya later, Fly, you fucker.
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Fuck these imbecilic morons that I work with.
Like S just fuckin' told me, "You are the omega." I fucking hate these idiots some days! |
Hate's a lot easier than fucking grinning & bearing it, but I can't fucking talk today because I've been harboring ill-will since fucking Sunday. So tell me, Omega, wouldn't you rather be a fucking Alpha?
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Oh, I'm fucking grinning like a mad fool and bearing it, as I'm going to dance the day I walk out of this fucking company after I say goodbye to my families.
My fucking shoulderblade spot is fucking stuck again. And it tingles. Which could be fun except it hurts. |
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Fuck, today is going to be a LONG day.
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Yes. It. Fucking. Is.
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Why the fuck am I eating so fucking unhealthy lately?
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I don't fucking know. Maybe eating beats fucking starvation?
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Nice fucking picture Phil, I like it.
Also, it's FUCKING FRIDAY! |
fuck yeah..........2 days with my fucking woman.
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Happy fucking fatherhood, Fly. Give your grad a kiss & good fucking advice. Your "fucking woman" must be eligible for fucking sainthood.
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well,she is a fucking saint.
as for good fucking advice,he has me for his dad,how fucking good can that advice be? ha-ha-fucking-ha.:D |
How is it that my fucking pot-bellied neighbor is pulling in more tail than alot of guys I know? Oh yeah... he makes a lot of fucking money. Also, lies.
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How many fuckin' times do I need to fuckin' remind you Honesty is the best fuckin' policy.
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fuckin' early out...
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Fucking nice day today. Got lots of fucking shit to do.
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same fucking page here too man,too many fucking things to do.........good luck with the fucking shit you gotta do today Eden.
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do the good stuff fucking first
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Fuck, I need to cook but I don't fucking want too.
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Come to fucking Minneapolis. I've got a nice fucking roast in the oven.
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fuck the zombie arm.
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Epic fucking battle in Buffy season 3 finale. Fucking fantastic.
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That's a great fucking battle jove. Almost the best of the series.
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Season 3? Season 2 was way fucking better, imo. Sword fighting ftw!
In other fucking news, I'm don't have to fucking work tomorrow! ---------- Post added at 12:37 AM ---------- Previous post was Yesterday at 11:00 PM ---------- Also...I fucking hate live versions of songs. Fuck you, Pandora. |
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Fucking funny that that reminds me of my goldfish watching the manna from heaven, or Cardassians.
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I love fucking running around on bare feet. Fucking protesters usually make me want to say "thank you." Where are all the other fuckers?
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You like fucking protesters or people protest when they fuck you?
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I like fucking you, so I fucking wonder why you haven't insulted me yet.
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I beg to fucking differ: That was post 3967.
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three more fucking days...
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I am just really fucking tired.
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I wish it was the fucking weekend.
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I want some fucking chocolate.
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I fucking barely believe you fucking said that.
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It's fucking FRIDAY people!
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Why haven't you fucking posted a fucktabulous insult yet?
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I haven't had a computer for a few fucking days and don't really have the time at fucking work. You got it coming tho, you crazy looking fucker.
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now it's fucking saturday, eden...
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Indeed it is, & fucking overcast. ^^I look the fuck forward to it.
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well fuck, how'd i miss this one...
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You haven't fucking missed it yet.
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I'm fucking hiring a maid, this cleaning shit sucks.
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i'm fucking leaving...
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Fuck you Lost for a weak ending.
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I'm so glad I never fucking started watching Lost.
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Wait, I take back my previous fucking statement about the ending to Lost. It was fucking confusing as hell, but I think I have it figured out.
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fucking vacation day in souf cackalacky in the fucking mist...
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Phil is fucking coming for me, I'm going to hide in my fucking apt and hope he can't find me.
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Good fucking luck(...)
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(transmogrified from Out of Fucking Africa)
"That's a fucking fine goodbye." "I'm better at fucking Halo." When are you ...coming... back, fucker? |
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outta the fucking bush baby........time to relax and fuck around.
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"Fuck yeah!"
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Fuck yeah fly! Glad to have you fucking back!
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glad to fucking be back fuckers
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motherfucker, ho!!!
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Is that anything like fucking "FORE!"?
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Maybe it's fucking like THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOO!
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