The "f***" game. (NFSFW)
 

Conduct a discussion, but every sentence you use MUST have some version of the word "fuck" (fuck, fucking, fucker, etc.) in it. An extra challenge: This discussion can NEVER turn into a sex-based or conflict-based discussion.

I'll start:

How the fuck is everyone?

Not too fucking bad.

How 'bout you, ya fucker?

A-ok, you happy fucker, you. :D
I know fuck-all about proper sentence structures, but I'll give it my fuckin' all.


"...And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!

Stand the fuck up and reel your dicks' in!

On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

We've got to head out now that the shit's in.

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Step lively ye fuckers, don't ye dare fall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

Hope you fuckin' like it, if not, the gall!!." :p

Usually I don't swear, and I think anyone who liberally the uses the word fuck is a real cunt.

A real cunt, not a fucking fake one, right?

this fucking thread is right the fuck up my alley.

Well, I guess I'll fuckin play along.. What the fuck is the point of this game again?

fuck all........just say fuck a bunch 'o times i guess.

Fuck yeah!!

What the fucking fuck is this fucking thread about? Just a bunch of fucking fuckers fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck ........

you sound like those fucking drunk fucks who hang out at denny's until 5 in the fucking morning.

this thread fucking sucks withot flyman's ass

Why the fuck do you want flyman's fucking ass? It's a nice fucking ass to be fucking sure, but what the fuck? Can you fucking elaborate?

I, for fucking one, could give a fuck if I saw flymans ass...for fuck's sakes.

well splck you fucking see that fuck flyman's ass in person all the fucking time.
we'd all be worried about ya fucker if you wanted to see the fucking jpgs of fly's hot mother fuckin' hairy ass, too! fuck yeah.

Why the fuck is Bernadette so fucking upset today?

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Fucked if I know...

Why don't you fucking find out fucker?

Cant be fucking bothered. Fuck it.

Why can you not be fucking bothered? It's not like you do a fucking thing all day!

what fucker said i was fuckin' upset?
fuck, that shit/info is completely fucked up.
as a matter of fart, i'm in a fuckin' GREAT mood today.
thank you, fuckers for your mutha fuckin concern though.
warms my ice cold heart like like fresh dog shit melts snow.
now fuck off. & i mean that in the nicest fucking possible way. :)

ps. lots of mugs & dishes for all you fucked up crazy mutha fuckers.
peace out cubscouts.

I do FUCK loads! Why the fuck are you butting in anyway, fuckwad?! ( :thumbsup: )

edit: Oops, not you Bernadette!

dobster, i'm so fucking glad you made your fuck up perfectly fucking clear, else i might have been fucking crying right now & calling you names like fuckface or fucktard yknow.

fuckin' A! it's all good now.

Don't you fucking know it isn't polite to fucking call other fuckers names like fuckface and fucktard? That is just fucking cruel.

You're fucking right Rdr4evr. That sort of thing would be fucked up.

pfft. what about "fuckwad"?
hey fucker, you let that one effing slide... :rolleyes:

Yeah, it would be pretty high on the scale of fuckeduposity. I suppose that maybe it's fucking time that dumbfucks that do that kind of shit should take a fucking hike off of the edge of the fucking world.

So anyways, did anybody see that fuckwad on TV last night??? That fucker was fucking crazy! Wouldn't you kick his fucking ass???

Who the fuck are you talking about, fuckeye?

well fuck me.
what a fucking great thread.
its almost like all of you bunch of pig-fucking fuckers are speaking Australian.

hey everyone, get a dog up ya, ya fucking pissweak fuckers.

bundy's in da fucking house! Fuck yeah, dis fucker knows how to party-fuckin'-hearty!
Woot!


Ya, fucker. :thumbsup:

You fuckers caught on quick! This is fucking great! I'm fuckin' glad to see all you fuckers gettin' along. Man, I'm fucking hungry. What the fuck should I eat?

This is a fucking funny ass thread. To bad it's not gonna help me loose my fucking rookie title.

This is fucked up.

I came up with a word today.
Fuckinaerobajazzercise.

yknow. i'm just waiting for some fucker to come into this fuckin' thread & say:

"y'all are a bunch of <i>friggin</i> potty mouths."

Now that would just be fucking hilarious.

Well, I'm fuckin' glad we're not fuckin' talking about flymans fuckin' ass anymore...you fuckin' guys are the fuckin' best.:thumbsup:

This is so fucking vulgar. Why anyone would devote an entire fucking thread to people using such a foul, foul word? I refuse to use it and I will derail this fucking thread by not using said word.

This public obscenity will stop, and if I'm the only one with the fucking decency to stand up and refuse to use this profane language, then so be it. You will not hear this fucking word from me. Not now, not fucking ever.


And you better fucking believe it.

holy fuck HumpinJesus!

do you burn fucking crosses in your neighbors yards, too?


and since splck brought it up... where the fuck is that fucker flyman with his fuckin' hairy ass jpg?

FUCK!

bernadette u bet me to replyin u fucker!

now i don't know wat the fuck to say...

Don't fucking bring up flymans hairy fucking ass, that fucker will be sure to post that fucking thing now. fuck, fuck, fuckidy, fuck.

Too much fucking South Park, eh fucker? Damn, if you love fucking Jay and Silent Bob so much, better copy their fucks.

FUCKIN" EH BABY.........































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/flys_ass.jpg



you fuckin' fuckers knew i'd fuckin' do it..........fuck me......all you fuckin' talked about was my fuckin' ass,so.....fuck you........here it fuckin' is......



ha-fucking-ha...............


*i can't fucking believe you fuckin' freaks wanna see my fuckin' ass so fuckin' many times.


ever fuckin' heard of ......save fuckin' picture as.........for fucks sake.




i'm fuckin' outta here...........fuck.

Thats fucking sick
I about shit my fucking pants.

you're a lucky fuckin' dude todd...........lucky fuckin' dude........




....hey man..........do your fucking eyes still hurt or fuckin' what?

Holy fucking shit, what the fuck is wrong with you fuckers.......its all that fucker splcks fault for bringing up flymans fucking ass.

Fucking hell, this thread reminds me of my fucking sister!

What the fucking fuck?!?!?! I didn't fucking need to fucking see that fucking hairy ass. Nice fucking apple, Flyman....NOW PUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS BACK ON!!! FUCK!

Thought I'd fucking share some-fucking-thing that I learned in fucking college. My fucking friend and I decided to fucking memorize the description from a fucking porn movie cover. It fucking goes like this:

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck is what you'll see when these nasty girls take on these well hung fuck machines and suck their whoppers dry."

Been 13 years since I fucking learned that, but I can't remember where the fuck I put my fucking keys....fuck.

WTF???

now who the fuck suggested Flyman get his Fuckin ass out??? you all knew he'd fucken do it!

Merry fucking Christmas, ya Nonsense fuckers! :thumbsup:

http://img136.exs.cx/img136/6348/afl...ingass18xo.jpg

fuck rights Fremen.......that is fuckin' awesome man....

:thumbsup:

Fuckin' hides the hairiness, eh? ;)

ya' but at least my ass is still fuckin' smilin' eh..............




:D

I'll fuckin' ask you to take a fuckin' look at slimshaydee's post #12...that's who you should blame for the mention of that fucker's fucking ass.


Fucking flyman found fun fucking four frogs furiously fast.

This thread has me laughin my fuckin arse off!! :D :D :D

freman that was fucking hilarious
fucking great fucken skills there with that fucking photoshopping
really makes it fucking look like there is fucking shit growing out of flymans fucking ass. FUCK YEAH FUCKERS!

Hey fucken hell man i was fucking framed!

This is just getting fucking childish!

thats why the fucking call it the fucking nonsense forum!

If it wasn't fucking childish, then it would be the fucking politics forum, those fucks wouldn't know nonsense if it bit them in the fucking ass.

slimshaydee why the fuck did you mention flymans ass? Everytime someone mentions that fucks ass he shows the fucking thing, I'm almost blind from the fucker showing that fucking thing so many times.

Why the fuck don't you start by investing in a fucking avatar? They are fuckin' free you know!

u people in Nonesense are completly fucken crazy... pictures of a fucken ass in fucken drag??? What The Fuck?? LOL. :lol: :crazy: :lol:

Fucking shit slimshaydee, fucking Splck was right, it was your fucking ass that brought up flymans fucking ass, now you got the entire fucking 2nd page discussing his fucking ass......what the fuck is wrong with you?

How the fuck am I supposed to eat my chicken with a big hairy ass wrapped in plaid scorched into my fucking mind?

this is the most fucking stupid thread ever, i'm not even gonna fucking join in... fuck!

fucking aces, Fremen! (or is that fucking arses?)

i'll refrain from making a dirty joke right here. :D

For fuck's sake! Who cares?!

Cause I'm fucken envious of that fine fucking ass alright. FUCK!

you my fucking friend.....are in fuckin' fine with me.........


and you're fucking rights thats a fine fuckin' ass.............



envy the ass.....................fuckin'eh..... :D



*.....heheheheh.......my ass OWNS page two..........*



















fockerz........

ur a fucken suck up Slim... u fucken know that???

i suppose i can give u's a fucken poem to continue with this fucken ass theme!

Life is all about ass;
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one ......


have a great fucken day! :lol:

Fuck you you fucking fuck!

Now there is no fucking need to get fucking violent monkeyfuckingdriven........

you guys need to shut the fucking fuck up

Fucking go over to that corner......

.....see it?

Yeah, that one fuckhead.

Now, sit your fucking ass in that fucking corner and fucking shut the fuck up for the fucking love of all that's fucking holy!

No one asked you to fucking rain on our fucking parade, for fuck's sake.

fuckin amen

Fuck Yeh!!!

i found a fucken site to host the fucken pic i wanted to fucken put with my fucken poem up there!!!

http://tinypic.com/xbryg

Now Thats The Fucken Spirit Of Christmas! :D

BTW... i gotta got with those fuckers Zephyr66 & Jonsgirl on this one...

GET BACK IN UR FUCKEN CORNER GH0TI!!! LOL.

This the fucking most funny fucking shit I've heard........fucking hilarious.

Well fuck me sideways! The last two thoughts I would want juxtaposed in my head are "fuck" and "Flyman's Hairy ass" with or without a goddam fuckin' carrot handing out his asscrack.

I mean, I wouldn't give a flying Philadelphia fuck if he would just show that thing to his fucking neighbors, or George W fucking Bush. There there is a time and a place for everything, and I'll be fucked running if this is it for that.

hheheheh...........fucking............heheheheheheh........


envy the fuckin' ass ............

Flyman, you are one fucked up individual. Totally fucked in the head. You're a great fucking guy, but I wish you'd keep your hairy fucking ass to yourself. I absofuckinloutly do not need to see it again. The image is burned on my fuckin brain.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/flys_ass.jpg






burn baby,burn.............muahahahahhhhaaaa.............


.......*like i said in another thread.........my plan is slowly starting to take shape.....*



:D

uhhh.just when I thought it was fucking safe to come back to this thread, flyman posts his (i think it's his wife's ) ass.... Fuckin' hell..

This fucking fucker is going to post his fucking ass in every fucking page of the thread. We are all fucking doomed.

Not the fuck again, why the fuck can't my fucking mind be a fucking etch-a-sketch, I'd just have to shake my fucking head and that horrible fucking image could be the fuck out of my fucking mind, fucking hell man, I can't look at this thread the fuck again, fly you just about ruined my fucking buzz with that freakishly looking fucking thing, fuck me.

OH FUCK! I've unleashed a fucking monster!

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dubya tee efffff!!!!!!1

Turn the fuck around alfuckingready, Flyman. Fucking stop being a fucking ass tease!

For the fucking love of fucking god do not say that, nobody here fucking wants that fuck no.

fucking face it folks............that's a fuckin' ass to die for.




muaaaahahhhhahahhahaaa...............fucks

...fucking die of. Use the right fucking preposition, fucktard. :D

Hey fuckers. I said no fucking fighting! FUCK!

http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/4664.jpg
*my fucking disclaimer* Yeah, I read the fuckin rules, where it mentions no fucks used in anger, or something to that effect... so take this as simply an awesome picture, and not a message directed to any specific individual on this thread. Rock on, nonsensers.

thats a fucking great picture!
I'm fucking totally fucking drunk FUCK ME!

No fucking fair! I haven't had a fucking drink in months. I fucking wish I was fucking drunk. Fuck! I fucking hate fuck Iraq. I can't fucking wait until March when I fucking get home and funally get fucking laid and can fucking drink.

LOL, Which of you fuckers voted for arnold?

This discussion is too fucking easy. I mean how is it hard to not use the word fuck? Fuck can be used is so many different ways. Hard to fucking not use it. Oh well, fuck it. Let's talk about fucking hippies.

Those fucking hippies need to take a fucking shower for fuck's sake.

Showers are fucking overrated.

there is nothing fucking better than fucking in the shower

Unless it's a fucking tiny shower, then it fucking blows.