The "f***" game. (NFSFW)
 

Conduct a discussion, but every sentence you use MUST have some version of the word "fuck" (fuck, fucking, fucker, etc.) in it. An extra challenge: This discussion can NEVER turn into a sex-based or conflict-based discussion.

I'll start:

How the fuck is everyone?

Not too fucking bad.

How 'bout you, ya fucker?

A-ok, you happy fucker, you. :D
I know fuck-all about proper sentence structures, but I'll give it my fuckin' all.


"...And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!

Stand the fuck up and reel your dicks' in!

On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

We've got to head out now that the shit's in.

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Step lively ye fuckers, don't ye dare fall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

Hope you fuckin' like it, if not, the gall!!." :p

Usually I don't swear, and I think anyone who liberally the uses the word fuck is a real cunt.

A real cunt, not a fucking fake one, right?

this fucking thread is right the fuck up my alley.

Well, I guess I'll fuckin play along.. What the fuck is the point of this game again?

fuck all........just say fuck a bunch 'o times i guess.

Fuck yeah!!

What the fucking fuck is this fucking thread about? Just a bunch of fucking fuckers fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck ........

you sound like those fucking drunk fucks who hang out at denny's until 5 in the fucking morning.

this thread fucking sucks withot flyman's ass

Why the fuck do you want flyman's fucking ass? It's a nice fucking ass to be fucking sure, but what the fuck? Can you fucking elaborate?

I, for fucking one, could give a fuck if I saw flymans ass...for fuck's sakes.

well splck you fucking see that fuck flyman's ass in person all the fucking time.
we'd all be worried about ya fucker if you wanted to see the fucking jpgs of fly's hot mother fuckin' hairy ass, too! fuck yeah.

Why the fuck is Bernadette so fucking upset today?

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Fucked if I know...

Why don't you fucking find out fucker?

Cant be fucking bothered. Fuck it.

Why can you not be fucking bothered? It's not like you do a fucking thing all day!

what fucker said i was fuckin' upset?
fuck, that shit/info is completely fucked up.
as a matter of fart, i'm in a fuckin' GREAT mood today.
thank you, fuckers for your mutha fuckin concern though.
warms my ice cold heart like like fresh dog shit melts snow.
now fuck off. & i mean that in the nicest fucking possible way. :)

ps. lots of mugs & dishes for all you fucked up crazy mutha fuckers.
peace out cubscouts.

I do FUCK loads! Why the fuck are you butting in anyway, fuckwad?! ( :thumbsup: )

edit: Oops, not you Bernadette!

dobster, i'm so fucking glad you made your fuck up perfectly fucking clear, else i might have been fucking crying right now & calling you names like fuckface or fucktard yknow.

fuckin' A! it's all good now.

Don't you fucking know it isn't polite to fucking call other fuckers names like fuckface and fucktard? That is just fucking cruel.

You're fucking right Rdr4evr. That sort of thing would be fucked up.

pfft. what about "fuckwad"?
hey fucker, you let that one effing slide... :rolleyes:

Yeah, it would be pretty high on the scale of fuckeduposity. I suppose that maybe it's fucking time that dumbfucks that do that kind of shit should take a fucking hike off of the edge of the fucking world.

So anyways, did anybody see that fuckwad on TV last night??? That fucker was fucking crazy! Wouldn't you kick his fucking ass???

Who the fuck are you talking about, fuckeye?

well fuck me.
what a fucking great thread.
its almost like all of you bunch of pig-fucking fuckers are speaking Australian.

hey everyone, get a dog up ya, ya fucking pissweak fuckers.

bundy's in da fucking house! Fuck yeah, dis fucker knows how to party-fuckin'-hearty!
Woot!


Ya, fucker. :thumbsup:

You fuckers caught on quick! This is fucking great! I'm fuckin' glad to see all you fuckers gettin' along. Man, I'm fucking hungry. What the fuck should I eat?

This is a fucking funny ass thread. To bad it's not gonna help me loose my fucking rookie title.

This is fucked up.

I came up with a word today.
Fuckinaerobajazzercise.

yknow. i'm just waiting for some fucker to come into this fuckin' thread & say:

"y'all are a bunch of <i>friggin</i> potty mouths."

Now that would just be fucking hilarious.

Well, I'm fuckin' glad we're not fuckin' talking about flymans fuckin' ass anymore...you fuckin' guys are the fuckin' best.:thumbsup:

This is so fucking vulgar. Why anyone would devote an entire fucking thread to people using such a foul, foul word? I refuse to use it and I will derail this fucking thread by not using said word.

This public obscenity will stop, and if I'm the only one with the fucking decency to stand up and refuse to use this profane language, then so be it. You will not hear this fucking word from me. Not now, not fucking ever.


And you better fucking believe it.

holy fuck HumpinJesus!

do you burn fucking crosses in your neighbors yards, too?


and since splck brought it up... where the fuck is that fucker flyman with his fuckin' hairy ass jpg?

FUCK!

bernadette u bet me to replyin u fucker!

now i don't know wat the fuck to say...