Fuck, it took me 2 hours to defrag my fucking hard drive. Then, I have to fix the fucking bootloader so it would load the fucking hard drive I put fucking linux. Finally, I have fucking linux installed. Fuck! That was way to fucking confusing.

Imagine that! In fucking Naples we found Lord Eden's fucking bastard love child!

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fuck me.........although........he's much fucking better looking than that fucking bastard Eden......

ok, where the fuck is she this mornin'?

She was fuckin' tired and slept in a little this fuckin' morning, damn.
I'm surprised I slept at all last night... fucking nerves suck.


Fuck yeah to four day weekends!
Fuckin' UGH to getting braces on as the reason for four fucking day weekends.

Today is the only fucking day I am working this week. Fuck work. I am taking some fucking vacation time.

To Fly and Thirdsun: You know what, you fucking guys are just jealous of how fucking PRETTY I am. I fucking understand tho, I getz all the TFP ladies.

Also:
Fuck Mondays.
Fuck Work.
FUCK BRACES (I fucking feel for you noodle).
Fuck Car Repairs.
Fuck spending $250 bucks on a test that will fucking only SLIGHTLY raise your chance of getting fucking hired in comparison to all the other fucking guys in IT that are out of work right now.

I always wondered what the fuck kind of bizarre delusions rattled around in that empty fucking head of Lord Eden's. Now we all fucking know!

It's fucking morning. I refuse to say it's fucking "good"... but, mornin' Phil.

Clean sheets fucking rock. Freshly shaved legs in clean sheets fucking rock.

Thunderstorms while curled up in clean sheets with freshly shaved legs fucking rock.



Headaches and the whiff of rotten pumpkin from the front step do not fucking rock.

fucking rotten pumpkin smell...

/me shakes fucking head...

the main reason why i don't carve pumpkins, much less put them on the fucking front porch.
who fucking carves pumpkins ten days before halloween and leaves them where they're in the fucking sun for ten hours until they collapse from the weight of mold and flies within three days?!
it's fucking disgusting.

no fuckin' doubt..........the poor fucker is delusional:shakehead:

I'm pretty fucking horny right now. Which sucks, because I'm sitting at fucking work.

My wife better be up for a good fucking when I get home.

Fucking Tracktion, my fucking audio recording program, fucking references files instead of fucking copying them. Now I fucking find that out after deleting six fucking months of music! Fuck!

I'd be pissed the fuck off, dude.

Fuck, I want a fucking burger and fries from the bad ass fucking greasepit next to my work, but I know I need to eat that fucking sandwich I made last night. FUCK.

in the middle of the fucking night, put a bag of fucking dogshit in one of them and light the fucker on fire, after liberally fucking dousing it with a more than appropriate amount of fucking lighter fluid, then knock on their fucking door and run...

(close your fucking windows first...)

I'd put the fucking thing in a hefty bag and leave it there for the fuckers.
It's a more polite way to say 'get rid of this fucking pumpkin you fucking batshit morons.'

fuck pumpkins
fuck jack o' lanterns, too

it's fucking HUMP day!!!

don't i fucking wish.


i'm fucking worried out of my mind that i'm going to be fucking ugly for the next fucking "six to 10 months"... petty, superficial and fucking silly. But true.

And what the fuck is going on in the next fucking six to ten months that hasn't gone on for the last fucking year? Or is it none of our fucking business?

Fucking braces. Ugh.
And ceramics were another three-fucking-hundred dollars and two to three fucking more months.
So I'm doing fucking metal mouth tomorrow morning. :(


Again.

Fuckin A, Phil! I wish it were fucking Fuck day.

Hey, ThirdSun, love the Fuckitol. Tempus fukit!

Fuck. It was the fucking mistake of a lifetime. I fucking hate this shit.

but you'll be so much fucking prettier and so much more fucking precious when it's all over...

Oh yeah. not that. this is ofther fucking shit that i knew better than to get mixed up in but risked it anyway and now i'm dealing with the fucking emotional fallout. yay, me.

i'd like to fucking stand up and hug noodle for fuck sakes........she has fucking been through a lot.

no fucking worries sweetie,we got your fucking back........it'll all be fuckin' good in time.


smile you crazy fucker you.........

c'mon you fuckers; 6 to fucking 1?

I don't fucking feel strong, Uncle Phil. But thanks for the vote of fucking confidence.
I'm fucking exhausted from being up half the night thinking it was almost time to
get up and then realizing it was only 3am, falling back asleep at fucking 5 am to
have nightmares about missing my appointment and the stuff that I have to go back
into fucking work to get done after they fuck around in my mouth for two hours.
I fucking hate my brain.

And thank you, Fly. Very very very much.

hey.......no fucking problem eh.........

The week is almost fucking OVER!
Noodle, if I was fucking near you, I would give you a huge fucking hug and let my fucking chest hair cress you and take your troubles away.

Eden....i got more fucking hair on my ass than you do on your fucking chest.



fuckin' rain is making it tough to make my fucking mortgage payment......mother nature can sure be a fucking bitch i tell ya'.........

Fucking owwwww!!!

wild fucking turkey worked for me back in the day; just swish a little around in your mouth every few minutes or so and soon the fucking pain becomes nothing but a memory...

I fucking hate the Yankees.

It's so close to being fucking friday, I can fucking smell it!

fucking proof...

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see Eden you fucker.........let's see your fucking chest hairs.......



and in my own fuckin' defence.......i did not post it.........that fucker phil is to blame.......

Is fly's fucking ass gonna be in EVERY fucking thread? :lol:

fuckin' A fortiori, Tophat!

:thumbsup:

Another thread assimilated, or should I say asslaminated, with the fucking rump of sasquatch.

Thirdsun, what we have here now is a case of fuckin a posteriori, and that's some knowledge I could have lived my whole fucking life without and have been happier thereby.

Fly, what is it about your hairy fuckin ass? All your fucking talent is in your fucking hands and head, there, you fucking musical maniac you.

fuck, we all know, he's said it a million times, "it's all about the fucking ass, baby..."

well Tophat, as(s) we all fucking know, asinus asinum fricat. dixi.

:lol:

thanks Top....you're too fucking kind man.......:thumbsup:

I'm going to spend tomorrow doing whatever the fuck I want to do... and fucking schoolwork.
My boss had the fucking nerve to point out that "they don't seem to be affecting your ability to talk... ha ha ha." Fucking asshole. This is after he had the fucking balls to tell me a few hours prior that "they can't hurt that bad, you're here, ain'tcha? I always told my boys it couldn't be that bad."
I went into fucking work directly from the fucking orthodontist to get some work done that I couldn't fucking get done yesterday because I'd changed my schedule to meet his fucking needs and then STILL didn't get everything done because he fucking delayed the fucking admission until Sunday, at which time I will be fucking working because his lame ass didn't want to do everything today... which is 90% of the fucking reason I fucking went into work with my lips cracked and a hole in my cheek because my fucking orthodontist is a fucking moron.

And now I really fucking hurt and I'm a cranky fucking bitch. Even after my fucking nap. Fuck.

jesus noodly........my fucking arms are getting tired from all these fucking hugs coming your way........

fuck it, noodle; it's fucking FRIDAY!!!

Haaa! Rubbing that tushie on another would build up a serious static charge. You could stick him to the fucking ceiling. Haaaa!

When did this become a fucking Latin thread? I know you fuckers are old as shit, but don't try to bring a dead fucking language into this fucking thread.

Fucking old people. :)

I think we are experienceing a case of Post Fvck Ergo Propter Fvck.
LE, remember, Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm.

Even tho that is fucking Faux-Latin, I love that phrase "Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm", I'm actually considering getting it that fucking tattooed on my back.

dixi = We're fuckin' done with the fuckin' Latin so you can fuckin' relax now, lest we fuckin' intimidate the youngsters with our superior fuckin' brains...

and here I thought you were talking fucking southern latin wot with the dixi. Por supuesto eso seria español mexicano chingado.

Hell! Mebbe we might oughter study on talkin' like fuckin' southern rebel rednecks, by gawd! Might make this here fuckin' thread a whole helluva lot more fuckin' int'restin'

*facepalm*

you fucking boys... keep the fuckin' redneck talk out of this here fuckin' thread. Yo.

I'm fucking sorry, but as a proud country boy (and the only fucking one who lives in the fucking south in this thread), no one but ME is allowed to talk cunt-try in this fucking thread.

Before anyone fucking says it, FLORIDA IS NOT THE FUCKING SOUTH!

I might the fuck be livin' in gorram fuckin' florida, but I'm a rebel, by gawd! I's raised up in da fuckin' Ozarks. An' afore you go makin' the obvious fuckin' inbred hillbilly jokes, you oughter know, fucker, there's a distinct diffurnce 'tween a fuckin' hillybilly and a respectable rebel.

Eden, you might be able to out-fucking-redneck me, but I can definitely hold mah own in a southern brawl.... errr drawl.

There ya go, noodle. Give that fucker Eden some Southern Belle...eh, fuckit all, Southern Hell.

Well shut my mouth and tie me to a fuckin' possum. I ain't had me such a hoot and holler since my sister Lulubell wrecked her hairdo in the ceiling fan at Stubbys Honkey Tonk. Y'all'arn't fixin to tell me how I should ought to work my fuckin' jaw, there, are y'all? Cause I ain't had such a rip-roaring time since the last time the old lady and me got nekkind and clambered ourselves up in the satellite dish with a pat o' lard and a powerful appetite for some good ol' southern-fride backdoor fuckin'.

Harrumph. Fuck. Being as I originate in the civilized portion of this fair nation, I can only keep that up for so long before I am compelled to shop for deck shoes at LL Bean. I'm hoping you and your wife, sister, aunt, and daughter are both in the finest of fucking fettle.

/ Ahh, Chumley, I understand that the Martinis at Brown Thompson are to die for. Shall we adjourn thither forthwith? Fuckin' A.

Dude, seriously... what the fuck was that rant?

I'm sooooo fucking tired that I can't even think straight. Tried a single glass of red wine and a bath to kill the fucking pain from the hole in my cheek and now I'm so wired I dunno if I'll fucking sleep at all tonight. Crimony fucking crap.
So much for my mental fucking health day. Sheesh.

fuck me; got a new computer...

wow...........lotta fuckin' bullshit talk fuckin' goin' on here......

I love the fucking southern accent. It's like fucking Yiddish for humor value.

Fuck all them rootin-tootin' accents! Fuck 'em all, I say!

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Fuckin razzle snazzle sniggin snaggin varmits!

You people arn't fucking right, but you are just the right amount of crazy I fucking like.

"That ther' boy ain't right."

my new fucking computer with windows 7 fucking rocks!!! i even got the fucking webcam to work in fucking tinychat! i am so fucking ugly...

Awwwww UP, you are one pretty motherfucker, don't let anyone tell you any fucking different.

I fucking missed Uncle Phil on webcam? This really Fucking sucks!!

Foghorn fucking leghorn, I say...

Pay attention boy! I'm cutting, but you ain't bleedin!
Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

Eden, nun uf these here peoples is fuckin' raht.

Fuck Florida-Georgia football and the motherfuckers running around the neighborhood with airhorns. We can hear the game from here, but they can't fucking hear you, dumbshit redneck! The fucking stadium is like 3 miles from here but the river carries the noise... not so for fucking idiot airhorns. What I wouldn't fucking do to be able to eat a piece of dark candy corn. sigh

fuckin' 22 years with my woman today...wooooooooooohooooooooooo


fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckin' congrats, fly...

Definite fucking congratulations flying around.... for fly and his anniversary, for phil and his launch into the 21st century of webcamming, and eden for bucking his redneck-hobbit heritage.

Fuck my boss for calling this morning to reschedule the fucking admission that I went in to work an hour post-orthodontia to do and it was rescheduled to this morning and now postponed. Seriously, my ONE fucking day per year to get an hour of sleep back and I was up at 7-fucking-o'clock to get ready for this thing only to hear at 8:30 that his allergies are fucked up and he can't go. Which means a 7 fucking p.m. admission at some point this week. In the fucking ghetto. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhccccccccccccckkk me.
At least the fucking holiday is over. Now back to my regularly scheduled fucking program.

fuckin' thanks guys..........it was a good FUCKING evening.......

Fuckin' A, Fly! Well done. Just passed 15 myself. Must be a fucking awesome woman you have there.

Congrats FLY! Fucking A man that's a long time! If someone can look at the HAIRY fucking ass for 22 years, she has to be a good fucking woman!

*****

Chat was motherfucking crazy last night, to bad I fucking passed out early.

fuck, just fuck...

that was fuckin' fun... :)

Don't let the fuckin' darkness in your head...........




*new fuckin' Blue Rodeo tune comin' out on the 10th i think..........fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!




check the Blue Road dvd of them............fucking killer..........

Sorry 'bout being fuckin' late, Fly.
Fuckin' congrats to you and the missus on keeping it fuckin' great, you fucker! :thumbsup:

fucking monday already...

i fuckin' hear ya' phil......it is fucking monday already






fuckin' thanks eh Fre

FUCK MONDAYS! I think I say this every fucking Monday.

I got a weird fucking call yesterday, the owner of this company: Xodus Information Service called me for a fucking phone interview on a Sunday. He fucking explained that he was overworked and yesterday was his first chance to call people. I wasn't high or fucking drunk so I told him I could talk then. The fucking job sounds alot better than what I fucking do now (almost twice the money plus benefits), only downside being that it's in a small fucking farming town in between alot of major cities.

I don't know if I should be fucking wary or not.

got most of my fucking bitch work done today, since i fucking worked every fucking day last week (i'm retired, right?) and fucking golfed saturday and sunday...

now all i have left to do is get aunt phil's fucking 4-runner serviced...

i fuckin' hear ya' phil.......i gotta drop 1200 bones for the tires all around on the missus' fucking 4X4 .....like does it ever fucking end..........???????

No. It never fucking ends. Until it's all fucking over.

holy fuck is it early.........can't believe i gotta fucking start this time of the fucking morning

it's "fuck me" tuesday...

Oh, it's a day of six hours of meetings... with the CEO, with my "team".... I'm definitely getting fucked today. :lol:

On a side note... being a girl can be really fucking fun sometimes. I totally suck at this flirting thing but Hot Coffee Guy is a total fucking trip. Fuckin' A. or "eh"... just for fly.

fuckin' eh baby..........

Fuck!

And now, stay tuned for important announcements from these sponsors.

Fuck sponsors! Fuck important annoucements, too. We don't need no fucking important announcements; we got fucking pointless annoucements.

Fuck time changes. Makes the fucking work day seem fucking longer...

Fuck time changes.
Fuck Benjamen Franklin for thinking of it.
Fuck the US gov for putting it into action during WWII in order to make people work more hours to make more bombs.
FUCK BEING DARK AFTER WORK!

me/ shakes his fucking head...

Now now phil, I am not fucking bashing the US gov, I'm fucking bashing TIME CHANGE. Plus, I would NEVER bash fucking Ben Franklin, he was a fucking genius! He made some of the greatest fucking inventions to this date that we still fucking use everyday.

So back on off with your fucking head shaking. Don't make me come down to fucking Florida and call the old man out.

drive to fucking work in the dark.........drive fucking home in the dark.


i fucking love fall...........

fuckin' hump day...