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It's from some stupid fucktard of a comedian. Long time ago... back in the early 80's probably. Can't remember his name. Plus, I used to be a big pot head... and always thought that Dane Bramage was rather appropriate.
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This fucking game is like some kind of fucken therapy where you verbally fuck away all your fucken frustrations - it's fucken great!
Now I feel fucked. |
hey............we're all fucked here.
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to quote the greatest use of the word "fuck" ever...
"I'm gonna fucking kill you, you fuckin fuck!" Name it... |
I'm so confused I dont even fuckin know where this thread is headed!
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Cute :D And.. half Dane you say? I like you already :D Taler du fucking dansk så? |
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Too bad your fucking parents didn't teach you Danish - it's a fucking awesome language. *(mel=flour, mad=food) |
I had a run-in with some fucking Danish once.
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Mmmm fucking Danishes....I think I'll fucking go buy one right fucking now.
So should you. |
Who the FUCK let this thread slip all the way to the 3rd page?
I'm bumping this fucker. |
Your fucking right JumpinJesus, fuck.
From now on we must be hyper-fucking-vigilent. |
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fuckin' thread has been gone a fuckin' while...... |
Wow!!!!! I haven't seen this thread in forfuckingever. good call JJ......you fuck
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Hooray for this fuckin' thread.
And cheers to JJ for refuckingviving it. Everyone needs a good fuhhhhhhhhhhckkkkk every once in afuckingwhile. |
Some of my favorite fucking movies:
War of the Fucking Worlds. Foot-fucking-loose Dawn of the Fucking Dead Casa-fuckin'-blanca To Catch a Fuckin' Thief. King Fuckin' Kong You've Got Fucking Mail. Lord of the Fucking Ring. Some of my favorite fucking 80s songs: Everybody Wants to Fucking Rule the World Time After Fucking Time Enjoy the Fucking Silence. One Fucking Night in Bangkok Who the Fuck Can it Be Now? I Think We're Fuckin' Alone, Now. Fuckin' Come On, Eileen |
I just finished putting up some fucking Christmas lights.
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Why the fuck hasn't anyone posted for so long? What the fuck.
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time is hard to fuckin' come by Ch'i
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Now I'm in a fucking rit of fealous jage. Why the fuck didn't I see this before all the good fucking puns were used? Be fucking good and fucking fear not!
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my fucking favorite *fuck* quote?
fuck the fucking fuckers [you mother fuckers]" it's from that fucking flash cartoon about how the *f word* is the greatest fucking word in the English language. |
Fucking multi-purpose and so fucking expressive! I don't use it much in my fucked-up daily life. This is like fucking catharsis.
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Fuck the noise that comes from Hell,
Then fuck the other place as well, even if it seems less fucking noisy. Sometimes our crazy fucking modern world drives me out of my fucking mind. Fucking cartoons! |
I completely fucking agree.
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Eat some fuck!
That was a song from a local band when I was in high school. I love saying that to people. They just look at you like, "What the fuck does that mean?" Spread the fuckin word! EAT SOME FUCK!!! |
hmmm...........that's fucked up.
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How much fuck would a fucker fuck if a fucker could fuck a fuck?
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This much fuck could a wood fuck chuck if a wood fuck could fuck wood.
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If it ain't stiff it ain't worth a fuck.
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Fuck that.
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Fucking thankyou. I saw it on a fucking t-shirt once, in a fucking magazine, OK? I thought it was fucking funny, and also true as fuck. Fucking stuffing, are we?
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Yeah, you know. Fuck.
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Fucking sorry. & thank the fuck out of you!
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Fuck you very much!
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Your know what, you're all invited for fuckmas dinner. No fucks, no fuck, no service.
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The service here fucking sucks.
Get off the table, Mabel, the two dollars is for fucking beer. |
When's fuckmas?
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Fly your fucking avatar fucking rocks. shit it's been a long fucking time since i last fucking smoked, wait, i fucking smoked on Wed night for the first fucking time in 5 fucking years :) wonder when the next fucking time i smoke will be :)
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Aww, what the fuck, I"ll fucking post in here too.
Although Fuck off doesnt have quite the same ring to it as Sod off you bloody great flaming smeg head. |
Fucking A! (Is smeg head a fucking insult?)
I might have just had a fucking epiphany. |
Your fuckin right it is.
I've thought about fucking epiphany a few times. She is a hottie isn't she! So is the crack of dawn! |
Fuck the sun coming up. But thank fucking god for that!
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Fuck you very much!
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Can you fucking say that over & over? Oh, fuck me, I guess you can.........
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For Fuck's sake, fuckin' fuck that fucker!
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Seems to me you're a lot fuckin' farther than 35 miles from fucking Normal, IL.
NOMfuckingB, of course. xxx. |
And to think I fuckin' shaved my legs for this. :lol:
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Shaving.
To think I've never shaved my fucking legs!
I went through a phase, though, where I shaved my fucking balls. Fuck, I even got other fuckers to help me! Fucking thankyou, very much!:love: |
Would you fucking please fucking shave your fucking taint?
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I don't even know where my fucking taint is. Please enlighten me, fuck!
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Call me Fuckmael.
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I fucking tried!
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Well fuck. Try fucking harder.
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Maybe you don't have a fucking taint. :eek:
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wow.........fuckin' dudes with taint?
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Taint fucking funny...well, yes it is, but I don't fucking get it, as you all well know. I know there was room for an extra fuck in there somewhere.
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Merry fuckin' Fuckmas!!!
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Right fucking back at ya IT! :D
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How the fuck can I have a Merry Fuckin' Christmas with all this fucking swearing going on? I mean, fer fuck's sake, can't we all just fucking get along?
Fuck! |
I'd fucking hope so, and I do.
Merry Fucking Christmas to all! |
Happy fucking New Year
I'm the first fucktard to wish it here |
Fuck, sir! Happy fucking New Year to you! I'd like to compliment you on your way-fucking prurient name.
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Happy fucking birthday, Fly! http://www.borlascornertap.com/forum...s/headbang.gifhttp://www.imbruglia-inside.com/smiley_headbang.gif
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thanks a fuckin' bunch Nancy.........
gonna be a fuckin' sweet day |
Time fucking flies, doesn't it?
HFB. |
It sure fucking does!
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Fucking glad you found this, Sharon. I had the last fucking post for a week!
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I'll be fucked before I let you get away with that. ;)
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:lol: I wonder if fucked-up haiku would fit in here?:lol:
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Fuck yeah! I'd fucking love to see you fucking rhyme here.
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Fuck!?? buck, duck, luck, muck, puck, ruck, suck, tuck, yuck.
Fucking haikus don't rhyme! |
Fuck, haiku's don't rhyme!
Just a bunch of fucking words, One, then another. |
While fucking last night
Feeling pretty fucking good I might have been wrong.... |
Fucking is always fucking good, except when it's fucked up, but you still get fucked either way, so...
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So all is well, fuck!!!!!
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Fuck yeah, I'll sure fucking say so.
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On the fucking plane,
I'm wondering: Anybody gonna pick me up? |
now what the fuck you doin' on a plane?
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Fucking about?
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Or fucking across the way.
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If one is going to be going across the way, fucking is a fucking great way to be doing it!
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You mean that fucking mile-high club?
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Yeah, the fucking mile-high club. Or the mile-high fucking club. Or even the mile-fucking-high club.
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Damn, how do I turn this fucking jet around?
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Okay, I fucking edited it, okay?
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Hehe, I was only fucking joking, thanks for not telling me to fuck off. ;)
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Fuck me, it's like I fucking tried to say earlier: I'm un-fucking-practiced in the use of the f word.
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Just fuck around with it for a while.
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"Fucking practice makes fucking perfect?"
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Of course it fucking does.
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Fucking practice?????
where do I fucking sign up? |
Right fucking here.
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well count me the fuck in
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Fucking A, shalafi's in!
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fuck practice, that's perfect.
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What the fuck? A few fucking posts ago, you posted that "Fucking practice makes fucking perfect."
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perfection is fucking unattainable.
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It's fucking good fun to try though.
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