How the fuck did I ever miss this fucking thread?

no fucking clue

Yeah, it's on fucking page forty-eight already! Maybe it was because of the fucked-up asterisks in the title?

Fuck. I think you're right.

He so fucking is.

I fucking LOVE that about him.

Now I AM fucking blushing!

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck McFuck.

Now I'm fucked; I don't even know what that fucking means!

You don't know what the fuck fucking means?

No. "Fuckity" and "McFuck" only were unclear. Unfuckingsophisticated,y'no?

Fuck that. Play the fucking game.

Fuck, ma'am! (NTS: you're fucked, now) Must I cum... to understand that which noone has ever ...F-U-C-K-I-N-G... explained? Fucking might have.:love:

what the fuck did he just say???????

Fuck knows!!

Fucking lunatic. :p

Fucked in the head. :p

(which could fucking mean something else if you're into face-fucking)

fuck me........what a fucked up direction this fuckin' thread went in.

Fucking sorry, man, it's not my fucking fault. :lol:

Whose fucking fault is it?

I blame el-fucking-nino

I hate that motherfucker.

Weatherfucker you mean.

Bloody fucking hell! "Weatherfucker" is so apt, I'm very impressed. You should copyright it before some fucker steals it.

Well fuckin' thank ya!

Fuck, you're welcome. I even fucking meant it. Are there more cool fuck-words coming?

Fuck yes. They'll only cost you two fucks and bifty cents.

Fuckin' got 'em. Unfortunately, the fucking jet is stranded in Bora-Bora because I made a mistake trying to turn it around. FUCK!

that's the fuckin' shits man.....

Yeah, once again I was headed in the wrong FUCKING direction.

That must have fucked you right off.

fuck rights it did

dumbfuck. :lol:

fuck a duck........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :pFUCK!

duckfucker

Be kind to our friends in the fucking swamp....

yeah......no fuckin' doubt.

what'd a fuckin' duck do to me anyways.......

Did it fuck you?

It'd probably fucking object.

Qfuack. (it's in there somewhere)

& you fucking accused me of massacring the language.

You fucking did. And I massacred "quack" for fuck's sale. If anyone's going to get pissed of at me, leave it to the fucking ducks!

For fuck's sake is a very good reason...I'll fucking reevaluate, okay?
The aggressive nature of the word makes it sound like one's fucking pissed.

It sure as fuck does. But don't be fucking confused. I'm not all that fucked off.

Is fucked off versus fucked up like ess versus zee?

Fucked off means ticked off.

I pluck fucking ticks off the dog every spring when we get back from Big Island...

that sounds like a terrible fucked up chore. How do you manage to cope with that fucking shit? It would fuck me up, you fuckers.

Fuck knows how he deals with it.

The fucking chemicals available these days make it way-fuck easier than it used to be.

fucking cold weather! I wann fucking ride my fucking bike but its only 60 fucking degrees so I'm gonna fucking have to wear a fucking jacket so I don't freeze my fucking winkie the fuck off!!! FUCK!

A good fuck would warm you the fuck up.

I intend to be very fucking warm this weekend. :p

It's finally turning fucked-up cold here in Minnesota. I got so used to the unusually moderate temperatures we were having that I can't fucking stand this normal shit.

Yeah, that really fucks up your body temperature meter.

Unless you have a mysterious means of producing your own?

back to the fucking sunshine.

fuck you old man winter........

Damn, I forgot the fuck in 1957! I hope I'm not fucking disqualified now!

Sunshine?! Already?!

Fuck, I'm living on the wrong side on the fucking planet :|

you have no fucking sunshine Nancy? how fucking dreary.

/me wont mention anything about living in the sunshine state

Scandinavia isn't the warmest fucking place this time of the fucking year I guess.

Fuck, nor at any other time. It boggles my mind how many contributions they've managed for our fucked-up species, under the circumstances.

i've been fuckin' tellin' you Nancy......you gotta drop by for a fuckin' visit.

Thank God for the reprieve that is the Tilted Fucking Project.

I agree, whole-fucking-heartedly! It's an amazingly fucked-up place, replete with all manner of idea-exchange.

There's always fucking one.....


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Who the fuck are you talking about?

(and why the fuck is the word "fuck" censored in the original subject?)

Actually it's been fucking warm this year. We've had 6 fucking heat records this year alone! Talk about global warming eh? :|



You' sure you're fucking up for that? :D

fuckin' rights i am..............

we'll drink beer and play that fuckin' ugly green guitar of mine.

And that fuckin' bass.

Nancy, we've had a fuckin' record breakin' warm January as well, but we've also had fuckin' snow in London, and some fuckin' cold nights by our standards. It's all a fuckin' mess.

the weather sure has been fucked lately eh?

Aint' that the fucking truth. This morning was fucking cold, this afternoon was totally fucking mild and tomorrow is sure to be abso-fucking-lutely hot.

It's cold enough to make me wanna fuck.

It's so fucking cold here nipples never go soft!!!:eek:

Fuckrying out loud. why do you wanna know thet for? hehehe

Cause it fuckin' is, allright?


Pick me! Pick me!
Aww fuck... I didn't mean that...

Fuck I'd like to see that for a dollar.....

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Ha that's fuckin' hilarious... good fuckin' creativity there, ya fucker!

Ever so fucking nice of you, to say that...

You're fuckin' welcome, any fuckin' time! :)

Ah, to have chosen
a more equitable clime-
que idiota

FUCK.

Whats he fucken on about??????

...just the fucking cold...

Fuckin' rats. Crawling around my patio. My wife hates rats. Fuckin' rats.

I hate the fucking tree rats, the squirrels.

Well, I'd love to meet a squirrel. They are fucking cute....
Not like them fucking rats.....

Squirrels are very much like rats, except they fucking climb trees and run around on the fucking roof. Fuck squirrels, in spite of their fucking cuteness.

Do you need packing tape when fucking them squirrels??????:orly: :orly: :orly: :orly: :orly:

electricians tape works waaaaaaaay fucking better.

Why? are the fuckers electrically charged?????

Duct tape! I wish every one of the fuckers was firmly wrapped in duct tape.

Ducks? what the fuck have ducks got to do wid it?

...on the F**k thread, of all places!

I do not give one flying fuck who posted first. Let's all fucking settle down now.

Whole-fucking-heartedly, I must agree.
(See how aggressive the word "fuck" sounds.)heh:surprised:

what the fuck is that in your picture? some fuckin phallic object?

Another trick is to download a copy of 'Alt-Codes' whereby holding down the 'Alt' key and typing a number on the number pad, it will give a corresponding character- like 'alt + 0133' for … instead of three full stops...

So... pressing 5 keystrokes is quicker than just pressing the . key 3 fucking times???? I'll have a fucking go. ♥ WTF? thats not "..." ???????

. fucking brilliant.

wow Zook.......that was fucked up.

Some fucker recommended it as a shortcut, on a help forum, elsewhere.

I had to read it about four fucking times, before I realised the said fucker was serious. Its a shortcut....

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It was made of fucking snow. If it got near the action, it'd fucking melt, but only if the recipient was HUGE. Once viewable from way-the-fuck away Lexington Parkway. fuck-heh?:) It'll be changed when temperarures become less fucked, or if anybody registers more fucking complaints.

Would a fucking cow be a large enuff recipient????