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jwoody 08-25-2005 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
so.........is it "all about the cat" now Nancy?

cuz,..........i can't play that game eh.

talk to me.............

:confused:

Oh, Great King of Fuck. Your Royal Fucking Highness.

Hast thou forsaken the hallowed word of thine once mighty fucking kingdom?

paddyjoe 08-25-2005 07:30 AM

yeah woody, the fuckers are off on their own little fucking pussy trip.

Charlatan 08-25-2005 07:44 AM

You have a problem with fucking pussy?

http://www.vonandrast.de/Images/Klei...elessklein.JPG

5757 08-25-2005 08:10 AM

F U C K
 
I just wanted to thank all of the great fuckin people who have made me laugh. It's just fuckin wonderful. Especially Nancy. Those pictures fuckin rock!

( On a quick serious note.. Staind has a really good song called Waste.)

Heres a part of the song:

Well fuck them
And fuck her
And fuck him
And fuck you
For not having the strength in your heart to pull through
I've had doubts, I've had fears
I've fucked up, I've had plans
Doesn't mean I should take my life with my own hands.

(It's a pretty good way to use the wonderful word: FUCK.)

NOW BACK TO BEING FUNNY!! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly 08-27-2005 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody
Oh, Great King of Fuck. Your Royal Fucking Highness.

Hast thou forsaken the hallowed word of thine once mighty fucking kingdom?


you are soooo fuckin' right there jwoody........


i fucked up



fuck

Fremen 08-27-2005 01:47 PM

Hehehe, fucking King Fucking fly, caught with his fucking pants down, again. :D :thumbsup:

paddyjoe 08-27-2005 03:06 PM

godammit Fremen you fuck. you fucking know better than to fucking encourage that fucker.

Fly 08-28-2005 07:10 AM

hmmmmmmmm...........fuckin' pants down he says............




*just fuckin' wait for it*

kramus 08-28-2005 08:44 AM

Why is it I seem to be hearing that Elton John song from the Lion King - 'The Circle of Life' - playing in my fucking head? Maybe this fucking thread is going to become "Son of Ass Thread" :lol:

Fly 08-28-2005 10:17 AM

fuck the fuckin' fuckers...............





fuck

Ishmal 08-28-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus
Why is it I seem to be hearing that Elton John song from the Lion King - 'The Circle of Life' - playing in my fucking head?

maybe because your fuckin insane???

Fly 08-29-2005 12:50 PM

FUCK




yeah........

Fly 08-29-2005 02:44 PM

just because i fucking can......

















Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
FUCK




yeah........


Fly 08-29-2005 02:44 PM

and yes i did just fucking quote myself.............


*insert sticking out your fucking tongue smilie here*

uncle phil 08-29-2005 04:18 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/Rolling_Stones_Signed_Tongue_Poster.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

'ckin' A', eh?

paddyjoe 08-30-2005 02:38 PM

Fifth fuckin Beatle, baby....

or is it,

I'd like a fuckin fifth, baby...


http://photos25.flickr.com/38710069_27f3a71890_o.jpg



fuckin works either way..... :lol:

Fly 09-03-2005 05:09 AM

fuck me gently with a chainsaw..........

Nancy 09-04-2005 03:59 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ng_Photo_5.jpg

That's one brave kitty :D

Johnny Pyro 09-04-2005 04:09 AM

Fuckin' A thats one brave kitty!

Tophat665 09-04-2005 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

I think you meant brave fuckin' kitty. Unless you meant to imply that he was totally fucked when he got to the eagle.

Now that picture reminds me of Henry Fuckin' Kissinger bringing another asinine clever idea to Dick Fucking Nixon.

zVp 09-04-2005 07:23 AM

This is one fucked up conversation, but it's fucking great, anyone else fucking agree?

Ishmal 09-04-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
That's one brave kitty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat
I think you meant brave fuckin' kitty

i think u both mean thats one stupid fucken kitty...

he's goin to get fucked up for sure!

jonjon42 09-04-2005 07:46 PM

leave the fucking kitty alone, he just wants to fucking play.

Johnny Pyro 09-04-2005 07:48 PM

I'm more of a dog person.................FUCK!

Mephex 09-04-2005 08:56 PM

I don't even want to fuck around with this thread.

smackson 09-04-2005 11:37 PM

This is got to be one of the most fucking crazy and fucked up threads I have ever fucking seen. 36 fucking pages and growing.

A lot of fucked up fuckers.

Zephyr66 09-04-2005 11:53 PM

It's crazy how many people post just so they can say fuck...
I guess I'm one of them.

Fuck!

Zephyr66 09-05-2005 12:05 AM

Chainsaw Gutsfuck

Sion 09-17-2005 06:42 PM

ya know what's fun?

grudge fucking.

Tophat665 09-18-2005 06:01 AM

12 fucking days between posts? What the fuck happened?

Friends, Romans, motherfuckers,
Lend me your Fucks!

Fly 09-18-2005 07:36 AM

sorry.....................fuck!

bobillydylan 09-18-2005 07:57 AM

for fuck sake what the fucks going on?

Tophat665 09-18-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobillydylan
for fuck sake what the fucks going on?

We're just fucking around.

Here's to your fuck, BBD!

Fremen 09-18-2005 01:28 PM

I feel like the World's biggest fucking moron. :( :|

Sion 09-18-2005 08:45 PM

you can all fucking thank me for fucking resurrecting it.

Nancy 09-19-2005 03:48 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ittykitty3.jpg

Who need's a fucking watchdog when one can teach the fucking cat to do that :D

Tophat665 09-19-2005 03:58 AM

Nancy!
Fucking OUCH!

Fly 09-19-2005 06:38 AM

nasty fuckin' cat that one is.

Nancy 09-19-2005 07:36 AM

^^ Nooo it's perfectly adorable!


.. and fucking effective! :thumbsup:

Fremen 09-19-2005 12:54 PM

Is that a fucking dick in its mouth, or a thumb or hotdog?

Nancy 09-20-2005 09:40 AM

^^ It's a fucking dick :p

Poppinjay 09-20-2005 10:22 AM

Mothers who are about to fuck, I salute you.

zVp 09-20-2005 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay
Mothers who are about to fuck, I salute you.

AC/DC fucking rocks

Ishmal 09-21-2005 06:30 PM

fucken hell!

this fucken thread took off whilst i was away...

that is one scary fucken picture Nancy!

Fly 09-22-2005 03:53 AM

off to fuckin' work for another fuckin' blistering hot day on the fuckin' roof.


fuck!!!!

Poppinjay 09-22-2005 07:18 AM

That's fucked. I fucking empathize. Fucking roofs.

Tophat665 09-22-2005 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
off to fuckin' work for another fuckin' blistering hot day on the fuckin' roof.


fuck!!!!

Make sure you drink a fuckload of water while you're up there, Fly, and a fuckload of Beer when you come down. :D

Ishmal 09-22-2005 04:46 PM

i'd recommend a fuckload of beer before, during and after ur on the roof...

but thats just me.

it could make ur job more fun though, and maybe u wont notice the fuckin heat so much...

Fly 09-22-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Make sure you drink a fuckload of water while you're up there, Fly, and a fuckload of Beer when you come down. :D


fucking done..........and fucking done.

Tophat665 09-22-2005 06:40 PM

I gots to agree with Ishmal, there Fly. Drink enough beer while you're at it, and it won't matter which way the fucking nails point. You can use 'em either side of the roof if you drink enough first. ;)

Party on, Fly. Fuckin' A!

Fly 09-23-2005 04:10 AM

no fuckin' pops til after work.........then the fuckin' good times fuckin start.



.....he says as he leaves for his fuckin' shithole job.

Poppinjay 09-23-2005 10:51 AM

Don't fuckup! That'll get you fucking fired. And if you do fuckup and your boss calls you on it, don't say, "fuck, man....."

Fly 09-24-2005 05:34 AM

thank fucking christ it's the fuckin' weekend.

Sion 09-24-2005 03:50 PM

I gotta go to fucking work tomorrow at 5 fuckin 30 pm, right in the fucking middle of the fucking Patriots-Steelers game.

FUCK FUCK DOUBLE FUCK!

Fly 09-24-2005 05:12 PM

fuck it.........gonna go jam tonight and kick the fuckin' shit outta the drum kit.

fuck the recording shit,just gonna fuckin' jam tonight.

gonna fuckin' drink a whack 'o pops and fuckin' party.

take a fuckin' cab home in a rough state of mind.


that's my fuckin' plans.

Fremen 09-24-2005 05:27 PM

flyman, have a fuckin few wobblies for us wet Texan's and Louisianan's tonight, m'kay? :thumbsup:

Fly 09-24-2005 05:29 PM

fuckin' for you man......fuckin' anything.


good fuckin' luck tonight too bro.........hope things are fuckin' okay man.

Charlatan 09-24-2005 06:04 PM

hey fremen... take it the fuck easy... eh? Stay dry.

Fremen 09-24-2005 08:37 PM

You fuckin' know it, fellas! :thumbsup:

Fly 09-25-2005 05:32 AM

so how the fuck did the evening go Fre?

Fremen 09-25-2005 05:51 AM

It went fucking smooth as a well poured Guinness. :p
Fucking lights weren't out for more than 5 minutes at a time.
Only a few fucking branches down, nothing to get fucking worked up about.
We fucking missed the bullet here by a mile. :thumbsup:

Thanks for fucking asking, fly. :)

Charlatan 09-25-2005 06:03 AM

Just like Fremen to miss the fucking worst of it... Big fucking horseshoe up his ass finally pays off...

Fly 09-29-2005 01:27 PM

hey Fre...no fuckin' prob buddy


just makin' sure you were fuckin' okay

Nancy 10-05-2005 09:27 AM

B.U. fucking M. P.

Fremen 10-05-2005 10:26 AM

What the fuck......???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...i_paddyjoe.jpg

Fly 10-05-2005 12:31 PM

fuckin' 'ol pearl still looks better than that fuckin' joe dude.

nice one Fre

Charlatan 10-05-2005 12:48 PM

Fucking one and zeros... are you suggesting Joe is a Zero?

That's not very fucking nice...

Fly 10-05-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Fucking one and zeros... are you suggesting Joe is a Zero?

That's not very fucking nice...




yeah....he's the fuckin' number one zero Charlie... :D


where the fuck has he been lately?

paddyjoe 10-06-2005 05:43 PM

WTF!!!!

Are you fuckin fucks takin my name in fucking vain around here? I go the fuck away for a few days and this is my motherfucking reward?

Fuckers!!!

paddyjoe 10-06-2005 05:45 PM

Also, glad to hear all is well down your fucking way Fremen, after that big fucking blow...... :thumbsup:

Fremen 10-06-2005 08:01 PM

You're a swell fuckin' guy, joe. Thank you. :thumbsup:

Nancy 10-14-2005 02:25 AM

This fucking thread isn't doing so well. Perhaps we should start posting Fly's fucking ass again and make things interesting around here? :D

paddyjoe 10-14-2005 03:31 AM

Well maybe Nancy, but it's really a fuckload more interesting seeing your ass on my fucking screen!

Fly 10-14-2005 04:03 AM

i'd hafta agree with that fuckin' joe eh Nancy.

much fuckin' nicer ass.

Nancy 10-17-2005 01:03 AM

^^Fucking hell... oh allright! I'll fucking post my ass but ONLY if fly will post his :D

Fly 10-17-2005 03:14 AM

fuckin' eh baby!!!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/allabout.jpg

Tophat665 10-17-2005 04:04 AM

Now that's a nice fuckin' ass. (And a lovely fucking thong. Anal floss. All is fuckin A-OK with the world.)

I'm fuckin back, fuckers. I hope you didn't fuckin miss me too fuckin much.

Fly 10-17-2005 04:13 AM

not too fuckin' much Top......but a li'l fuckin' bit anyways.

Fremen 10-17-2005 09:44 AM

Welcome back ass...I mean Top. (I was mesmerized by Nance's fucking superb ass......yeah, that's the ticket) :thumbsup:

Fly 10-17-2005 09:56 AM

you're fucking welcome Fre.........

Nancy 10-18-2005 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
Welcome back ass...I mean Top. (I was mesmerized by Nance's fucking superb ass......yeah, that's the ticket) :thumbsup:

That's right! Don't underestimate the power of my fucking ass :D

Hey fly! You were suppose to fucking post your own ass :p

Fremen 10-18-2005 01:03 PM

Alright, who dropped the fucking F-bomb in here??

Ishmal 10-18-2005 11:22 PM

nice 2 c Nancys ass is making a fucken come-back.

5757 10-18-2005 11:33 PM

...
 
Wow cussing is bad :rolleyes: :lol: (crazykid you're a loser)

Fly 10-19-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

Hey fly! You were suppose to fucking post your own ass :p




i fuckin' know,i fuckin' know..........but,yours is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better to look at eh.


:thumbsup:

Nancy 10-19-2005 11:07 PM

^^ Perhaps. But what about my fucking needs?! I fucking need to feast my eyes on the sublime shapes of a male ass!









...so how about it Paddyjoe? ;) :lol:

paddyjoe 10-20-2005 04:14 AM

Well WTF Nancy?? Aren't you happy with that big fucking ass you see in my avatar?





<------- the real ass deal......... :lol:

Nancy 10-20-2005 04:15 AM

^^Not really, no. I'd prefer to see the other fucking cheeks ;)

Nancy 10-20-2005 07:57 AM

http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/boo.gif

Is that fucking funny or fucking what? :D

Fremen 10-20-2005 10:45 AM

A fucking scaredy-cat. ;)

paddyjoe 10-20-2005 05:53 PM

yup.......





fucking bastards :lol:

leftyderek 10-21-2005 11:08 PM

Is this game fucking dead? :(

moot1337 10-22-2005 12:14 AM

Who the fuck knows? I just fucking found it! :D

Quote:

Fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks. As an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun: I don't give a fuck. As part of a word: In-fuckin-credible or abso-fuckin-lutely. And, as nearly every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers!

Fremen 10-22-2005 02:07 AM

Some shit stole my fucking pegleg!!
It's driving me fucking nuts.

fly, post your fucking hairy-ass self so maybe Nance will reciprocate. :D

Nancy 10-22-2005 03:32 AM

^^ you heard the fucking man! FUCKING GET TO IT FLY! :D

Fly 10-22-2005 03:43 AM

you'll never fuckin' know when that hairy fuckin' ass will show.

Nancy 10-22-2005 08:19 AM

^^ Muhahahha *rubs her fucking little hands*

Fly 10-23-2005 05:27 AM

hey........keep your fuckin' meat hooks off my ass

Nancy 10-23-2005 11:08 PM

^^Oh I'm sorry. Paddy's fucking piece of property - I fucking forgot :D

Fremen 10-24-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
^^Oh I'm sorry. Paddy's fucking piece of property - I fucking forgot :D

Holy fuck! Two fucking burns in one! :D
Good fucking job, Nance! :thumbsup:


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