on the fucking internet...

fuckin' weekend baby.............WoooooooooHoooooooooooo

this might be a repeat...

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going golfing all fucking weekend...........fuckin' rights.

You are golfing now fly? When did you join the fucking old man club?

holy fucking crap, there is not enough time in this day.

dude.........been fucking golfing for many years........just don't fucking brag about it as much as that fucker phil does man.:oogle:


i like to talk about music fer fuck sakes.:thumbsup:


so go to my fucking websites ya' bastard.


:D

I've already been to all your fucking websites and listened to most of the music links. I couldn't properly make fun of your music tastes otherwise ;).

Seriously... is there anyone in this fucking thread that doesn't play golf?

*****

I made a graph to show the age range of this thread. For your fucking viewing pleasure.

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/o...g?t=1279995778

I don't fuckin' play fuckin' golf. Borin' ass fuckin' game if you ask me. Who the fuck wants to watch a fuckin' li'l white fuckin' ball bounce around all fuckin' day, and fuckin' try to get it in a li'l fuckin' hole. Fuck that, fuckin' motherfuckers. LOL

nice fucking graph Eden you fuck..........old fuckers..........i like that.


prick.



oh ..........and now we have some new fucker in here slammin' the fucking game of golf.you guys even know that the beer cart girls are usually pretty fuckin' sweet?

didn't fucking think so.

One of the last fucking places I worked (kitchen wise) in college, the girls had to wear schoolgirl uniforms (catholic) while working. The fucking people who owned the restaurant also owned the clubhouse at the golf course. Girls from the fucking restaurant could work at the club house too. They had to wear their uniforms tho. Clubhouse revenue went up 250%.

Fuck fly. I'm not a fuckin' new guy. I've fuckin' been around a fuckin' while.

ah fuck it............

More fucking people need to know that fucking nuns have more fucking fashion-sense than they fucking pretend to.

Family fucking reunions are fucking weird.

that's fucking excellent

Camel Fucking Toe!!

Big fucking surprise, that. Read and weep your fucking eyes out:
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I fucking cried until I laughed.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

fuckin' noodle has a dilema.........need a fucking hug or what?

S's surgery went fuckin' better than expected so I'm fuckin' better now.
Even though I fucking hate my future fucking father-in-law with a passion.

My new fucking dilemma?
I bought a bottle of red and a giant Stella.
I did not buy a bottle opener nor a fucking wine bottle opener.
Fuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhck me.

take the fucking Stella,and apply a lighter to it to pop that fucker open........you know what i fucking mean right?

or a pair of pliers,or fucking buck knife or the fucking back end of a spoon.........and pry that bitch off of your fucking fist........

Fucking hell Noodle, I know you are smarter than that.



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Grab a sharp knife, jam that thing into the cork of the wine bottle. Twist and pull at the same time. Pull the cork out. Now you have an open bottle of wine and bottle of stella.

Please fucking do both of these BEFORE you start drinking.

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(This was pretty fucking cool too)

Time for serious fucking business.

As fucking if!

fucking leverage is the ticket...........nice fucking find Eden

Apparently a full recovery means back to BJJ. Cauliflower ear, fuck yeah!!!

That cat needs to calm the fuck down.

fuckin' cats.

one.

more.

fucking.

day.

Joined the fucking old man club a few dates after I met my ex-husband.

Oh, wait, we weren't talking about that kind of fucking, were we?

fuck. fucked up again.

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fuck phil, you find the greatest pictures. and that hang may be from labial piercings... it looks like she might have a pair, but it's hard to tell on my tiny little fucking screen.

Unless you are fucking a golf club, then no, we got our channels fucking crossed there.

Or.... she could just hiding a fucking roast beef sandwich there. I knew a chick that looked like that from birth.

fucking hate when the labia are compared to roast beef... fuckin sick.

fuck that soft little thing, gimme a bondage bear any day.

Like throwing-up-in-the-mouth or fucked-in-the-head sick? I only fucking nibble on them as if I wanted a sandwich. -you got any fucking rope?

Now those are fucking eggs.

i have to go collect my fucking eggs this morning.

I want some free range eggs fly. Send me some fucking eggs.

fuck you..........come visit and you can have all the eggs you fucking want bro........


i might even cook a steak with eggs for breaky like i'm fuckin' gonna do today around noon.........


bbq...here i fucking come baby.

Excellent fucking brownies.

My baby is fucking mobile now, w00t!

got me a big ass fucking salmon for the BBQ tonight

I'd fucking bet it's not as pretty as yours.

doesn't even come fucking close bro.......:D

We need to give fucking directions to that fucking cat.

Well, after last night, hate to say it, but throwing up in the mouth sick... this fuckin' broad got all pissy at the sex club last night because we walked into the fucking dungeon area and wanted to do some needle play. She said she's got a fuckin' needle phobia, and if we do anything with needles or blood, she'd fuckin' throw up. Apparently, we became fuckin' disrespectful for wanting to do needle play in the area made for it, and she should be able to keep her nasty fuckin' ass just hanging around in the dungeon, not even knowing what a fuckin' scene is!

fuck me was the salmon fucking stellar..........



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1280763537

Holy fucking salmon!!
Trade you for some chili...

i wish we fucking could noodle............would love to try your chili baby.......

Where the hell is my fucking running skills?

what the fuck? since when did running become a fucking skill?

Since I found the fuck out that the cops have a fucking warrant out for my arrest!

cat looks like there's a bit of fucking attitude going on

you fuckin' think?

got a fucking second interview tomorrow! cross y'all's fucking fingers for me. =)

I owe you this crossing since I fucked up your prediction. Good fucking luck!

No phil, fuck you! ;-D

When the fuck did gas stations stop selling pens and start selling ipod car adapters?

Quite a while after they stopped washing your windows for you.

fuck her.........^

When you're fucking right, you're fucking alright - where's my fucking edit-for-free card?

Fuck 'em all. Except Cinn, cause I love her.

I'd ask what the fuck's love got do to with it, but I fucking know.

phil, that pic of your niece is fuckin' hawt... love the nipple piercings... you ever hit that? ;)

will hopefully fuckin' have a new job on Tuesday (they like to wait three fucking days... s'okay, i can wait... fuckin' grrrr), keep your fuckin' fingers crossed! we'll excuse any fucking typos y'all make by typing with fuckin' crossed fingers. :D

If that's Philly's niece, I'm fucking moving in with the uncle.

With cinn... of course... we can share her. Then post the fucking pictures.

fuck yeah!!!

can't wait to find out if i have this fuckin' job! :D

i'd fuckin' be into a duck.and phil's fuckin' niece.at the same fucking time.

call me weird......see if i fucking care.

You're fucking weird. What's to fucking see?

Puppy won't stop fucking barking.

Ask your dog why the fuck it is barking so much!

We haven't been home much the past few days. He wants lots of fucking attention. We're fucking exhausted, though, so peanut butter does fucking wonders.


(we fucking played with him, too. And I'm taking him for a fucking walk in a bit. The quiet's nice while I sit down for a fucking minute, though.)

No fucking word yet, but have an interview with a second company tomorrow.

Where the fuck did this sore throat and ear ache come from?
I felt mostly fucking fine yesterday morning... grumble, grumble, fuck.

these long work days can fuck right off already.

What the fuck is with that blinking fucking light. *looks at manual* Oh fucking hell.

Time for some motherfucking coffee. Hell fucking yeah.

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/y...x225_Front.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1217365260.jpg

What a fucking motherfucking asshole. I am going to take that fucker down a notch.

Fuckin' love it.:thumbsup:

i'm really so fucking sorry you're so fucking moody and I'm apparently so fucking annoying.