nor has this thread ever missed a period...

this thread likes punctuation though it can take or leave punctuality

This thread wants to punch someone so watch out.

this thread has judy in reserve; so, watch out, jewels...

This thread ain't skeered of nobody, not nohow. Preposterously good one, Unca Phil.

This thread felt a moment of angst...

this thread is now teenaged and angry.

This thread got into its Uncle's old Iron Maiden Albums, and is still angry, but now has something to do with it.

This thread is very sleepy and is encouraged to hear that it's Friday in the USA.

this thread just tripped over an untied shoelace...

This thread wishes everyone knew everything on the grounds that there would then be no need for witness protection.

And it can tie its shoes.

This thread went to heaven and came back.

this thread went to hell, and back, in a hand basket

This thread has been given a gift, a wonderful gift, which rings like a bell but resembles prurient seed-pods.

audie murphy would love this thread...

My grandmother would have loved crocheting with this thread.

this thread has just twisted a cap off of another wobbly pop

This thread is glowing;
sensing new empowerment,
exulting in it.

This thread is not bluffing.

This thread was atop a bluff just this afternoon.

this thread is not going blind...

This thread can see clearly now.

This thread has illustrations...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/77880292.jpg

This thread is having a problem at home with little moths, but luckily they do not have protection so I am smashing them as fast as I see them ...probably not much productive use, but it gives me some satisfaction and you know what Mick said about that. I'm suspicious that some other anonymous witness planted some cute but infested stuffed animals in our home from whence they are emerging. The cute stuffed ones are rapidly being exported to our garage and shortly to the local dump.

This thread is just bursting at the seams.

this thread is getting ready to bust out all over...

If this thread does bust out, there will be a reward for information leading to the apprehension and arrest of this thread. The posse will be out looking to bring it back in, dead or alive.

This thread wants to live.

This thread will monitor your pulse.

wait until june...

This thread wonders who june is.

This thread notices, that june rhymes with spoon...
and silvery moon...

This thread is ready to tuck it's little head into bed.

it's a little known fact that this thread taught Young MC how to "bust a move"

this thread could be craving pickles and ice cream...

This thread is overdue.

This thread gives you more pictures of pods....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...F81-407143.jpg

http://www.ugo.com/images/articles/0...903558_big.jpg

This thread would appreciate it if you would keep your damn, dirty pods off it.

(Despite it's harsh tone, though, God only knows where this thread would be without the Ring's invigorating touch.):thumbsup:

Ohhh myyy my...this thread has CAPITALIZED..my name...

( I should talk to someone in charge about that..it would look more fitting)

Love ya Tophat...six six ahem...five.

This thread is fiercely intertwined with Donald Sutherland and Dennis Weaver.

this thread thinks you've all forgotten about andy devine...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ndy-devine.jpg

you go, jingles...

...ahh, good old Andy, not to mention Roy Rogers who was personally responsible for putting many bad guys behind bars where some eventually entered witness protection programs. Also, wasn't it Roy who once said, when talking about pickles, ice cream, and overdue

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Despite the rumours, this thread is not a moyl and begs forgiveness for ethnical misspellings.

this thread regrets the inconvenience...

this thread begs you to pardon its mess

Just because this thread is unabashedly flamboyant it does not mean that it prefers threads of the same gender. Nor does it mean that it can't be stealthy. They don't call it the Gold Lamé Ninja for nothing.

This thread is proud to continue in the same vein...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../u19414542.jpg

(Now THAT was UNUSUALLY prurient!)

This thread wonders if it was not your son.

I like the little guy, though. I hope they have good childcare in witness protection.

This thread will never be beyond the pale..(it blushes too much)

A pitcher's worth a thousand words.

yjr eoymrdd [tprvyopm [tpnts,


^ secret code when I shifted my hands one key to the right on the qwerty keyboard. yjsml upi gpt upit syyrmyopm/

Ouch, that hurts. I'm too lazy to look for my secret decoder, Ring.

here, jewels...pick one:

http://www.mwotrc.com/rr2005_08/decoders.htm

Wahhhhhh :cry: I wanted the one from the Cracker Jack box.

Ooooh what about Dick Tracy?

As part of the witness protection program, Dick Tracy has started seeing Pussy Galore and they make such a nice witness couple. Hi Dick and Pussy, hope you are using all this protection.

This thread almost messed up the cover of the witness protection program. :eek:

this thread would blend right in with the peanut gallery...

This thread thinks Phil is pulling its legume.

This thread is a part-time vegan.

this thread belongs in the witless introspective pogrom...

This thread is easily influenced by its rowdier friends.

this thread has not yet seen monday night football...

This thread has the key to the bathroom.

this thread left the toilet seat up...on purpose

This thread doesn't know if it's a.m. or p.m.

This thread does not wish to be catheterized.

No one ever said this thread was born yesterday. I know. I read back through it.

This thread also doesn't know if it's AC or DC.

this thread's door may swing both ways...

this thread wants to party!

This thread will be there.

Oh, wait... Why don't you come over here?

This thread will be there like blanca en arroz.

This thread begs to yield.

This thread worships fools on hummocks.

This thread needs some duct tape.

this thread could also use somw wd-40...

(Maybe) this thread wants something else.

this thread can fix anything with a pair of vice-grips and a roll of duct tape

This thread loves a good shagging.

This thread has had it and is heading outta town.

on the walls of its holding cell at the local prison, this thread saw wisdom scrawled on the wall:

why do they call it duck tape? it seals up quacks for a good time call 543-8892 and ask for Jane

This thread is in the nitwit....nitwet.. ... witless... something...

this thread is in need of a big 'ol......


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1206732894




no really...........it is.

this thread went to shit, but the hogs DIDN'T eat it...

this thread has been eatin' and drinkin' quite well, and wants to cha cha ...

ooooo, I like cha cha. Are you in a S.American or Caribbean vacation spot? Or did you mean short for Aretha Franklin's "Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools..."?

This thread once worked on a chain gang.

this thread weilds a big sledgehammer......

this thread has a college degree...

this thread can't do a thing with it's hair...

but knows how to cha cha

this thread refuses to do the Macarena, the Electric Slide or the Chicken Dance

This thread is tuned to the string next to it.

this thread is drop D tuned........

This thread is starting a new business venture as a witness protection program consultant. Company stocks are sure to double and triple in value over the next short time period. If you would like to purchase stocks in this sure bet, just paypal the funds to BadNick's account and our business manager will mail you the stock certificates.

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this thread is still being pulled through a raggedy old pair of jeans by the needle in the haystack...

This thread has corns and bunions

This thread wishes it could figure out how to masturbate.

This thread could learn a lesson from someone with a "creative" mind on such things... if it can be done with patio furniture, the sky's the limit

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/

This thread has been blown away.

this thread is still living its usefulness...