10-14-2003, 05:48 AM | #2961 (permalink) |
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Location: West Michigan
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Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies.
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10-14-2003, 12:43 PM | #2962 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...)
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10-14-2003, 06:06 PM | #2963 (permalink) |
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when Phil originally used the term īsleeper jammiesī, he didnīt mean pyjamas.
its his little code for herpes. sadly, the joke was on all of us, since weīve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now. stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen. it cannot go on.
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10-15-2003, 06:41 AM | #2967 (permalink) |
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Location: West Michigan
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Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky...
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10-15-2003, 10:15 AM | #2968 (permalink) |
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Location: Michigan
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Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out.
Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff".
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10-15-2003, 12:06 PM | #2970 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-16-2003, 08:06 AM | #2981 (permalink) |
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Location: West Michigan
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wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though.
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10-16-2003, 09:09 AM | #2983 (permalink) |
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Location: courtin in the kitchen
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bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin
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10-16-2003, 09:59 PM | #2990 (permalink) |
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ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.
his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense. he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons. he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake. oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.
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10-16-2003, 10:07 PM | #2991 (permalink) |
Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas.
i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!... Uh, sorry.
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10-17-2003, 12:22 PM | #2995 (permalink) |
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Location: Above and Beyond
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Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night.....
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10-18-2003, 07:26 AM | #3000 (permalink) |
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hey Happyland, that 90-8 scoreline sure makes for an impressive loss of $3000.
Fremen isnīt allowed to go into the sun. being the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West, and Frankenfurter, Fremen will melt if natural light touches his skin. but it wonīt be an impressive melting... itīll be a nasty, smelly melting thatīll stink to high heaven.
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