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Old 11-21-2003, 10:40 AM   #3161 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2003, 10:44 AM   #3162 (permalink)
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Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this!

You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other.
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Old 11-21-2003, 11:05 AM   #3163 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!
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Old 11-21-2003, 01:03 PM   #3164 (permalink)
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Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou.
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Old 11-21-2003, 01:08 PM   #3165 (permalink)
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Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole!

(sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell)
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Old 11-21-2003, 01:15 PM   #3166 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:22 PM   #3167 (permalink)
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phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole...

since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since iŽve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end.
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Old 11-21-2003, 04:29 PM   #3168 (permalink)
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One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy!


*triple fucking header*

(with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film)

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Old 11-21-2003, 11:20 PM   #3169 (permalink)
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pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors.
Good luck, dude! *sniffle*
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Old 11-22-2003, 01:36 AM   #3170 (permalink)
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There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.
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Old 11-22-2003, 05:17 AM   #3171 (permalink)
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Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him.
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:35 AM   #3172 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2003, 05:36 PM   #3173 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:26 AM   #3174 (permalink)
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sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby.

you poor son of a bitch.
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:18 AM   #3175 (permalink)
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flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy.

"what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news.
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Old 11-24-2003, 01:12 PM   #3176 (permalink)
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PJ was the midwife...

('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:47 PM   #3177 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:54 PM   #3178 (permalink)
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crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:30 PM   #3179 (permalink)
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flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldnŽt even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed...




...iŽm talking about his smooth use of his front door key...
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:41 PM   #3180 (permalink)
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bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice.

No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it!
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:49 PM   #3181 (permalink)
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of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE....


chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage...
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Old 11-24-2003, 10:50 PM   #3182 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:05 AM   #3183 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:06 AM   #3184 (permalink)
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buddha christ!
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Old 11-25-2003, 04:44 AM   #3185 (permalink)
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jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts.

*he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too*
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Old 11-25-2003, 12:59 PM   #3186 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2003, 12:59 PM   #3187 (permalink)
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fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:40 PM   #3188 (permalink)
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uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist

bit snobbish there phil old boy!
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:01 PM   #3189 (permalink)
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oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 11-25-2003, 09:22 PM   #3190 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:06 PM   #3191 (permalink)
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rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts.
He let him stay.
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:36 PM   #3192 (permalink)
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Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.
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Old 11-26-2003, 02:26 PM   #3193 (permalink)
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AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:38 PM   #3194 (permalink)
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uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap.

atta boy phil.....good for you.
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Old 11-26-2003, 06:55 PM   #3195 (permalink)
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/mmmm, donuts
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:42 AM   #3196 (permalink)
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every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache.


hmmmm... kremey facial hair...
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:03 AM   #3197 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:38 AM   #3198 (permalink)
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amarth still uses the ŽbaseŽ system to explain his sexual exploits to his buddies...
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:58 AM   #3199 (permalink)
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bundy watches Oprah in the buff, eating from the ice cream carton whilst crying for those poor women who feel fat.

mmmmm, Oprah.
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Old 11-27-2003, 06:11 AM   #3200 (permalink)
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You go boy!!!
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