11-17-2003, 01:22 PM | #3124 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-18-2003, 01:57 PM | #3129 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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pj wants his own song thread...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-19-2003, 12:49 PM | #3135 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-19-2003, 02:36 PM | #3136 (permalink) |
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lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida.
his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami. but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them...
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11-19-2003, 02:43 PM | #3137 (permalink) |
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Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom.
~Crack
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11-19-2003, 02:50 PM | #3138 (permalink) |
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crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power."
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11-19-2003, 03:16 PM | #3139 (permalink) | |
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as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate?? serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.
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11-19-2003, 03:27 PM | #3140 (permalink) | |
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11-19-2003, 03:33 PM | #3141 (permalink) |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom...
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11-19-2003, 04:06 PM | #3142 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream...
crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream! He writes the songs, he writes the songs.
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11-19-2003, 04:12 PM | #3143 (permalink) |
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Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨
look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate.
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11-19-2003, 04:32 PM | #3144 (permalink) |
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Location: Ohio! yay!
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Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?"
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11-19-2003, 04:41 PM | #3145 (permalink) |
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crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night.
but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers. dirty.
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11-19-2003, 05:05 PM | #3146 (permalink) |
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Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.
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11-19-2003, 05:12 PM | #3147 (permalink) |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were.
~Crack
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11-19-2003, 07:44 PM | #3151 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother.
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11-20-2003, 06:08 AM | #3155 (permalink) |
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Location: West Michigan
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flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass.
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11-20-2003, 02:31 PM | #3156 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed...
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11-20-2003, 07:49 PM | #3157 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats.
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