Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 11-16-2003, 06:13 PM   #3121 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
bundy likes to wake up in the wet spot.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-16-2003, 06:26 PM   #3122 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Sad to say, Fremen is the cause of that wet spot!

Oh bundy, the horror.
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-16-2003, 06:33 PM   #3123 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Too bad about paddys' dog.
They had to rename it Tripod because of a freak corndog incident.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-17-2003, 01:22 PM   #3124 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 11-17-2003, 10:49 PM   #3125 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
unc. phil knows what else I want for Christmas.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 04:46 AM   #3126 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Fremen loves his new jammies pre-soiled.

So nostalgic.
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 05:22 AM   #3127 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
Fly's Avatar
 
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
paddyjoe ........is out to get me.

ohh............and he drools on his pc.
__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios
Fly is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 05:44 AM   #3128 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Oh,no! It's finally happened. flymans nice mellow high has turned into deep, dark paranoia.

Also weird hallucinations (or wet dreams)
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 01:57 PM   #3129 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
pj wants his own song thread...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 03:10 PM   #3130 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
phil is just being mean to pj, by holding out on that much deserved song thread.
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 11-18-2003, 07:22 PM   #3131 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
bundy envys paddyjoes' aforementioned 'maybe' songthread. (if you can decipher that)
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 04:56 AM   #3132 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Fremen flunked out of horse whispering school.
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 05:00 AM   #3133 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
Fly's Avatar
 
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
PJ likes to talk about other guys wet dreams and whipping horses.

that's a messed up combination if you ask me.
__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios
Fly is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 08:50 AM   #3134 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
flyman failed his sex ed. class. And he was teaching it.
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
Conclamo Ludus is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 12:49 PM   #3135 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 02:36 PM   #3136 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida.

his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami.

but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them...
__________________
Ohayo!!!

Last edited by bundy; 11-19-2003 at 02:42 PM..
bundy is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 02:43 PM   #3137 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
Crack's Avatar
 
Location: Ohio! yay!
Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom.
~Crack
__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx
Crack is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 02:50 PM   #3138 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power."
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
Conclamo Ludus is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 03:16 PM   #3139 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
Quote:
Originally posted by crackprogram
wearing nothing but bad intentions
thats an awesome line...


as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate??
serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 03:27 PM   #3140 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
Quote:
Originally posted by bundy

as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate??
serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.
You're not getting out of our business arrangement that easily Bundy. It was 60/40 remember? I blame your marketing ploy. Free spandex shorts to the first 200 people in the door? Come on...spandex is out...lycra is in!
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
Conclamo Ludus is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 03:33 PM   #3141 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
Crack's Avatar
 
Location: Ohio! yay!
Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom...
__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx
Crack is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 04:06 PM   #3142 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream...
crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream!
He writes the songs, he writes the songs.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 04:12 PM   #3143 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨


look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate.
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 04:32 PM   #3144 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
Crack's Avatar
 
Location: Ohio! yay!
Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?"
__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx
Crack is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 04:41 PM   #3145 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night.
but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers.

dirty.
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 05:05 PM   #3146 (permalink)
Apocalypse Nerd
 
Astrocloud's Avatar
 
Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.
Astrocloud is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 05:12 PM   #3147 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
Crack's Avatar
 
Location: Ohio! yay!
Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were.
~Crack
__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx
Crack is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 06:59 PM   #3148 (permalink)
Gastrolithuanian
 
Giant Hamburger's Avatar
 
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
Crackprogram is the rightful heir to the throne of England, at least in his eyes, due to his blood relationship to the Danish King Athelstan deposed by Eric in 890 AD.
Giant Hamburger is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 07:24 PM   #3149 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Giant Hamburger served turkey bugers at his last cook-out.

Didn't think anyone could tell the difference.
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 07:34 PM   #3150 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: a darkened back alley
paddyjoe keeps a pair of sweaty socks in his basement.

In the deepest, darkest, most secret corner of his basement.
Bloodslick is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 07:44 PM   #3151 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
Fly's Avatar
 
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother.

*behind the washing machine*
__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios
Fly is offline  
Old 11-19-2003, 07:56 PM   #3152 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: a darkened back alley
flyman thought that paddyjoe's sister's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's stepson's adopted brother was Paris Hilton, and sold a tape of our having sex to an internet pornography company.

D'oh.
Bloodslick is offline  
Old 11-20-2003, 04:59 AM   #3153 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
So I guess what it all boils down to, is that Bloodslick actually did have recorded sex on my basement floor, WITH SOMEONES STEPBROTHER!!!

Perverted, Bloodslick, perverted!
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-20-2003, 05:25 AM   #3154 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
Fly's Avatar
 
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
paddyjoe had to clean up the mess too.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww..........

*but it's not to nice cleanin' up a bloodslick...............eh?*
__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios
Fly is offline  
Old 11-20-2003, 06:08 AM   #3155 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass.
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
Conclamo Ludus is offline  
Old 11-20-2003, 02:31 PM   #3156 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 11-20-2003, 07:49 PM   #3157 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 11-21-2003, 04:43 AM   #3158 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
paddyjoe's Avatar
 
Location: Northcoast
Goats, sheep, ah what the hell. Fremen doesn't care, he loves 'em all the same.
paddyjoe is offline  
Old 11-21-2003, 08:29 AM   #3159 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
paddyjoe is Fremen's slang term for "goat"
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
Conclamo Ludus is offline  
Old 11-21-2003, 10:29 AM   #3160 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Conclamo Ludus sleeps with lunch meat.
__________________
"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."
Chingal0 is offline  
 

Tags
darkest, deepest, poster, previous, reveal, secret


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:02 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36