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Old 09-24-2003, 10:33 PM   #2841 (permalink)
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well, yes, bernie, i was nude.
and i do often wonder about what colour, if any, my next laces shall be.


In a past life, Bernadette was in fact a lover of the great Sun King, Louis XIV.
As a (rather lewd) gift, the great, lavish king designed a glass in the shape of her breast from which to sip his champagne.
Outraged, Bernadette, designed another champagne glass, this time shaped in the likeness of his penis (hence the champagne flute).
however, when he found out that this glass was only 3 inches deep (or long), he arranged for her to visit Madame Guillotine.
Strangely, Bernadette, throughout all of her lives since, has carried a scar on her neck. she has also been able to let herself savour the lovely taste of fine champagne.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:36 AM   #2842 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
bundy likes to chase the local wildlife around while wearing a garter belt,bikini top and sequins stilletto heels...screaming at the top of his lungs....


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Old 09-25-2003, 06:33 AM   #2843 (permalink)
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Flyman, several years back, shot a dear and made a deer suit so that some day if someone happened to be chasing wildlife around wearing a garter belt, bikini top and some form of shoes he could participate in the fun.
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Old 09-25-2003, 07:17 AM   #2844 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
Beltruckus is going about attempting to prove that the world is square.

His main weapons in this fight? A camera and Photosuite...
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Old 09-25-2003, 07:38 AM   #2845 (permalink)
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Pyrate was once a Norse god (a lesser god). Pator the Gender crossed. He would hang around the Rainbow Bridge looking for young strapping Norse boys freshly killed in battle. He would then 'teach' them how things worked in the afterlife. He was always impeccably dressed, but gave it all up after Thor spurned him publicly in front of mortals.
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Old 09-25-2003, 12:13 PM   #2846 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 12:30 PM   #2847 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 01:53 PM   #2848 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2003, 07:23 PM   #2849 (permalink)
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soop likes to smell women's armpits....he figures that's what their crotches smell like.

tryin' to get an up on them i guess...........
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Old 09-26-2003, 04:22 AM   #2850 (permalink)
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speaking of trying to get something up.......well, poor flyman can only speak of such things

how nostalgic.....................eh?
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Old 09-26-2003, 05:30 AM   #2851 (permalink)
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paddyjoe claims to have invented the "electric slide" and the "hustle".
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Old 09-26-2003, 07:45 AM   #2852 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus can only masturbate to re-runs of the Brady bunch.
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:03 AM   #2853 (permalink)
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All of Midlandmans clothing have a P on them for Pancakes, because he likes to eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:14 AM   #2854 (permalink)
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damn, belt's still hanging around that street corner, but at least the wind's picking up so he'll be able to move on in a little while...
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Old 09-26-2003, 04:13 PM   #2855 (permalink)
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Location: Northcoast
Unfortunately, it was an ill wind, generated when uncle phil bent over at the waist and blew out the seams of his [stained] sleeper jammies.
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Old 09-26-2003, 07:40 PM   #2856 (permalink)
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pj taught his cat to use the toilet, but he forgot to teach it to knock before entering the bathroom. Damnit!!
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:16 PM   #2857 (permalink)
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Fremen has been training (with little success i should add) his pack of wild hunting toads to play tennis.
one day he hopes to have his toads play an exhibition match at flushing meadows.
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:38 PM   #2858 (permalink)
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bundy has hemmorhoids that extend past the cuff of his pants.
he uses a rusty razor blade to trim them back.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 09-27-2003, 12:40 AM   #2859 (permalink)
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Quasi once ran naked in Safeway so the little old ladies could have a thrill and weigh his melons.


Exhibition match, ha!
bundy, my toads are s-o-o gonna win the Australian Open.
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:33 AM   #2860 (permalink)
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alas poor Fremen's toads were in training ,and,sad to say the road they were practicing on was over come by some punkass street racers and the whole team of toads was obliterated.
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:56 AM   #2861 (permalink)
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There wouldn't have been any`56 Chevys in that group, WOULD THERE FLYMAN? We know the grudge you've been carrying because Fremen's toads have been eating all your relatives.


..................eh?
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:26 PM   #2862 (permalink)
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PJ dosen't like '56 chevy's...cuz the last time he rode in one,was when his 'ol man locked him in the trunk.

........................eh
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:35 PM   #2863 (permalink)
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You ever shove a pencil in your ass...?

Flyman has.
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Old 09-27-2003, 05:51 PM   #2864 (permalink)
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you ever had a dream about cane toads playing golf...?

WK has.

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Old 09-27-2003, 10:31 PM   #2865 (permalink)
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" And when we meet, which I'm sure we will, all that was then will be there still I'll let it pass and hold my tongue and you will think that I've moved on...."
Bundy is afraid that the quote above will be interpreted as a come-on by Barbara Bush, and that she will demand to see the tongue!

(Good Luck, Bundy!)
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:46 PM   #2866 (permalink)
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richee....why haven't you told your shrink about the agonizing nightmares that you've been having of being anally prepared by a band of
albino chimpanzees?
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Old 09-28-2003, 02:26 AM   #2867 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:10 AM   #2868 (permalink)
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preluder found his calling when he answered an ad for a Taco Bell test subject. Mmmm, burrito breath.
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:18 AM   #2869 (permalink)
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The only thing Fremen eats is that weird halloween caramel that comes in the orange and black wrapper that nobody else eats.
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:46 AM   #2870 (permalink)
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'ol dan here passes his time by watching cats walk away with their tails in the air.

and he likes it too.

nothin' like a bit 'o pussy eh dan?
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Old 09-29-2003, 04:47 AM   #2871 (permalink)
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Flyman will be cheering on his beloved Canadian Rugby Team in this years Rugby World Cup, from his dunny.

even when the wallabies are mauling them, the bokkas are donkey punching them and the kiwis are giving them a cricket score, Flyman will be shouting, cheering and wiping his arse for his big burly tree-chopping boys.
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Old 09-29-2003, 05:25 AM   #2872 (permalink)
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bundy shaves his left armpit hair every other Thursday just to fuck with his sister. (figure that out!)
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Old 09-29-2003, 12:09 PM   #2873 (permalink)
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fre launders all of bundy's soiled sleeper jammies...for (you guessed it)...FREE...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-29-2003, 12:27 PM   #2874 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:57 PM   #2875 (permalink)
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Kewpie couldnīt decide if he wanted to be a Magpie or a Kiwi or a Kea... what a strange mixture of birds you have there.
perhaps this is a fetish...
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:28 AM   #2876 (permalink)
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bundy drives a hot pink Kia Rio with a giant spoiler on the back.
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Old 09-30-2003, 08:54 AM   #2877 (permalink)
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CL didn't have to think a second before deciding which bird he wanted to be, thats right you guessed it Boobie.
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:04 AM   #2878 (permalink)
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Beltruckus wants to be a Titmouse it just so happened that CL's second choice was also the titmouse.
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:42 PM   #2879 (permalink)
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belt is still hanging around that street corner because he can't remember where he lives...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-30-2003, 07:56 PM   #2880 (permalink)
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... heīs hoping that one day Phil will give him a job at his dodgy STD identification clinic that heīs been operating on that same street corner for about 10 years now.
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