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Old 10-27-2003, 06:30 PM   #3081 (permalink)
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splck hates losing at 9 ball.............

and he cheats too...........

*you know it's true man.....*
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:06 AM   #3082 (permalink)
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flyman does make a stunning queen.

When he dresses in one of his beautiful, form fitting gowns, he feels just like Cinderella.

Go little Queenie, go......................eh?
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:48 AM   #3083 (permalink)
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I know ..... i got nothing.
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Old 10-28-2003, 05:42 AM   #3084 (permalink)
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Mid has a thing for "old"hockey players in detroit.

might wanna pick a "younger" team to root for man.
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:09 AM   #3085 (permalink)
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Flyman keeps finding pubic hairs in his toothbrush.
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:23 AM   #3086 (permalink)
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Not only does Astrocloud eat ziti and sausage, he stores it in his britches, so that it is good and warm for the next time he gets hungry!
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:27 AM   #3087 (permalink)
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GuttersnipeXL actually believed the prank that PYX pulled a few weeks ago with the tigers...



(I'm only guessing that he heard it based on his signature. Chances are nobody will understand this and I'll just look stuipd. I'm willing to take the chance)
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:53 AM   #3088 (permalink)
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GuttersnipeXL actually believed the prank that PYX pulled a few weeks ago with the tigers...



(I'm only guessing that he heard it based on his signature. Chances are nobody will understand this and I'll just look stuipd. I'm willing to take the chance)
Hey, I understand...AND NO I didn't fall for it! Did you here about the polar bears swimming across the Hudson and mauling the kids at the bus stop in Troy? AN old one but still pretty funny...concerned parents calling in for advice from Wolf...too funny!

Oh Yeah...Bones is actually a closet Marlins fan...he'll take that to his grave though!
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Old 10-28-2003, 08:54 AM   #3089 (permalink)
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Hey, I understand...AND NO I didn't fall for it! Did you here about the polar bears swimming across the Hudson and mauling the kids at the bus stop in Troy? AN old one but still pretty funny...concerned parents calling in for advice from Wolf...too funny!
GuttersnipeXL, don't lie.. you were one of those kids at that bus stop. Has that scar healed yet?
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Old 10-28-2003, 09:07 AM   #3090 (permalink)
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The mental scar is still there...my shrink sez it will take years of therapy to fully recover!
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:01 PM   #3091 (permalink)
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the extra-large guttersnipe was throwing salmon in front of the bears to keep them swimming across the hudson...or was that the mohawk...
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:47 PM   #3092 (permalink)
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Good ol' uncle phil drove to the barber in his Hudson, and asked for a Mohawk. Lookin good, man.
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Old 10-28-2003, 01:50 PM   #3093 (permalink)
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pj dogs me in this thread just so that he can post after me...
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Old 10-28-2003, 02:56 PM   #3094 (permalink)
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uh oh. uncle phil dipped into a little of flymans panama red and is getting a bit..........paranoid!!
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Old 10-29-2003, 11:39 AM   #3095 (permalink)
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Paddyjoe collects used pompoms. His house is decorated with them. His mattress is stuffed with them. He dreams every night of a world where everyone has at least one set of pompoms.

It is a better world indeed.
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Old 10-29-2003, 11:55 AM   #3096 (permalink)
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A better world that only exists because of Pheatius' obsession with size 5 1/2 basketball shoes produced between 85' and 88'. You could say that the 'collection' is a bit odd, but hey. Who doesnt love 80's basketball shoes?
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Old 10-29-2003, 02:12 PM   #3097 (permalink)
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chinga doesn't love '80s basketball shoes...
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Old 10-29-2003, 03:44 PM   #3098 (permalink)
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unc. p. likes to smear peanut butter on the crotch of his sleeper jammies and walk around his neighborhood, just to see what or who will lick it off.
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Old 10-29-2003, 03:48 PM   #3099 (permalink)
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Fremen is the clone of Russian spy, who psychically passed on his mission to his clone(s) before he was killed, to be carried out at some time in the future.
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Old 10-29-2003, 03:52 PM   #3100 (permalink)
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torgone is a english drop-out that loves his sci-fi cold war stories and can't distinguish fantasy from reality
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Old 10-29-2003, 11:54 PM   #3101 (permalink)
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spived is really that guy in my class last week that fell asleep and woke up.. 5 hours later to an empty and locked room
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Old 11-02-2003, 12:28 AM   #3102 (permalink)
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I posted last before this thread died, does that mean I get a prize?
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Old 11-02-2003, 12:45 AM   #3103 (permalink)
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Numist's deepest secret is that he is often ignored. Sometimes he envisions his virtual invisibility as a super-power that gets him prizes.

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Old 11-02-2003, 02:07 AM   #3104 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2003, 07:29 AM   #3105 (permalink)
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Fremen here.........likes to play with Barbie dolls.

and he's pissed cuz his folks never gave him a special lunchbox.

poor brown bagger
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Old 11-08-2003, 07:50 AM   #3106 (permalink)
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I think flyman's deepest darkest secret is he is a cross dresser who streaks across Las Vegas boulevard looking for his lost chihuahua!!
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Old 11-10-2003, 03:22 PM   #3107 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2003, 03:37 PM   #3108 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2003, 07:11 PM   #3109 (permalink)
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Astrocloud lives in another solar system. he has imported fruity pebbles for breakfast.
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Old 11-11-2003, 07:37 AM   #3110 (permalink)
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bern here......is actually a dude......that is tryin' to hook up with some little girl online.

i can see right through your sicko smokescreen.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:30 AM   #3111 (permalink)
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flyman can't fly
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Old 11-11-2003, 01:45 PM   #3112 (permalink)
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*shakes her gold & diamond encrusted phallus @ flyman*

shhhhh!!!! you always have to ruin everything, don't you?


Pheatius CAN fly!!!
right now s/he's molting, but the wings still work just fine.

it's a bird! it's a plane! no. it's Pheatius!!!
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Old 11-12-2003, 09:37 PM   #3113 (permalink)
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bern likes to deep throat tootsie pops.............

...no licks......all sucks..........

atta girl.
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Old 11-12-2003, 09:55 PM   #3114 (permalink)
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ah, dear Flyman, you thought you had scared me off this thread for good didn´t you.

you were wrong.

everyone, Flyman was the dodgy year 3 teacher who taught St. Ghezzo that there were jungles in Tasmania.

he also taught little girls like Bernadette that the polite way to eat phallic food-stuffs was to suck, not lick...

one day the Mounted Canadian Teachers Board will catch up with the Fly and his heinous crimes, and then he will get to spend the quality time in detention that he deserves.
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Old 11-13-2003, 05:03 AM   #3115 (permalink)
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bundy secretly longs to be flymans cellmate.

Ahh, the fun they'll have!
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Old 11-13-2003, 06:14 AM   #3116 (permalink)
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and PJ i assume.....wants to be the guard filming all the fun antics

i knew you were weird .....eh
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Old 11-13-2003, 05:50 PM   #3117 (permalink)
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I know flyman plans on setting his lemons on the cell window ledge to ripen.

Oh how sweet, bundy can just squueeeezze all day long.

fly, you little schemer,you!
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Old 11-13-2003, 06:17 PM   #3118 (permalink)
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paddyjoe has installed one of those tiny hidden cameras on that cell window ledge.
he also bought the domain www.squueeeezzealldaylong.com to sell the bundy/flyman cell videos that he harvests from that hidden camera.
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Old 11-16-2003, 06:19 AM   #3119 (permalink)
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bern likes to squeeeeeeze.....lemons baby.

you go girl................eh
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Old 11-16-2003, 04:25 PM   #3120 (permalink)
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bernies a champ.

Flyman is really that nasty creature that sneaks around sleeping people and jumps on their necks, so that when they wake up, they have really sore necks...
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