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Old 09-30-2003, 09:20 PM   #2881 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:29 PM   #2882 (permalink)
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BLT is obviously confused.

firstly, this is not the WORD ASSOCIATION thread, nor is it the COOLEST ANIMAL thread.

secondly, if the reference to our ovine friends was aimed as an insult towards me, let me remind you, BLT, that Sydney is Australia, not New Zealand. (although the takeover is being planned as we speak - sheep-lovers won´t ever beat us in rugby again!!).

now, to return to the game.

Beltruckus enjoys the sensual feel of the eel.
he likes how it wriggles and squirms when he puts it down his pants.
he likes how it sometimes bites.
he like their sweet salty, garbagey aroma.
but most of all, he likes how he can eat them after he´s had his way with them.
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Old 10-01-2003, 07:14 AM   #2883 (permalink)
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Bundy feels the same way as I do except with small dogs, is favorite is the pomeranian (spelling)
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Old 10-01-2003, 12:28 PM   #2884 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2003, 01:41 PM   #2885 (permalink)
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Damnit i'm never getting home.

Uncle phil pretends to help old ladies cross the street but when they get to the middle he runs away leaving them in the middle of the street. It's very sad to see old ladies cry.
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Old 10-01-2003, 02:10 PM   #2886 (permalink)
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Beltruckus was led accross the street by Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil left him in the middle because he realized Beltruckus was not an old woman and he kept grabbing at Uncle Phil's buttocks.
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Old 10-01-2003, 07:39 PM   #2887 (permalink)
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Pheatius has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.

he also has a thing for Uncle Phil's ass...........

wierdo.....
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Old 10-01-2003, 08:12 PM   #2888 (permalink)
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fly thinks mother nature was right...

(sorry, thats all i got)
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Old 10-02-2003, 01:43 AM   #2889 (permalink)
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Bundy has a lot more than that, he's just hiding it to use for more worthy members...
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Old 10-02-2003, 03:16 AM   #2890 (permalink)
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really...mr.worthy member.......

...guypunkr likes to masturbate with 120 grit sandpaper.

he thinks he's tough that way.
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Old 10-02-2003, 03:51 AM   #2891 (permalink)
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flyman really needs to work on his `worthiness'

I honestly haven't seen it yet.................eh?
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Old 10-02-2003, 05:11 AM   #2892 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:50 AM   #2893 (permalink)
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fre IS a gnarly dude...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 10-02-2003, 05:22 PM   #2894 (permalink)
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unc. phil is really a skater punk, but only on Tuesdays.
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:40 AM   #2895 (permalink)
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Fremen has long dreamt of being a skater punk, but just couldn't figure how to rig training wheels to his board.
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:26 AM   #2896 (permalink)
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pj still says COWABUNGA to his workmates.
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:31 AM   #2897 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 06:33 AM   #2898 (permalink)
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Averett still introduces herself as, ¨i´m Averett, who the hell are you??¨
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:33 AM   #2899 (permalink)
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Bundy has a toenail collection under his bathroom sink... right next to the lube and his pocket pussy.
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Old 10-03-2003, 11:56 AM   #2900 (permalink)
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only the right side of chodarama's brain works...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-03-2003, 05:07 PM   #2901 (permalink)
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uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean)

in his sleeper jammies to boot.........
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Old 10-03-2003, 07:43 PM   #2902 (permalink)
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When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm.
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Old 10-04-2003, 08:23 AM   #2903 (permalink)
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Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.
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Old 10-05-2003, 04:47 AM   #2904 (permalink)
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pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it.
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:29 PM   #2905 (permalink)
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speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-06-2003, 01:25 PM   #2906 (permalink)
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Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies.
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:02 PM   #2907 (permalink)
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Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:42 PM   #2908 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer.

....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up.
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:50 PM   #2909 (permalink)
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wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw!
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Old 10-07-2003, 02:16 AM   #2910 (permalink)
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It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop.
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Old 10-07-2003, 03:30 AM   #2911 (permalink)
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Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now.

lickin' the wrong thing my friend.
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:32 AM   #2912 (permalink)
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Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt.
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Old 10-07-2003, 12:08 PM   #2913 (permalink)
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belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:51 PM   #2914 (permalink)
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uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean.
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Old 10-08-2003, 01:48 AM   #2915 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2003, 03:37 AM   #2916 (permalink)
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-edit- that freakin pj is too slow

tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun!

Last edited by paddyjoe; 10-08-2003 at 03:40 AM..
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Old 10-08-2003, 03:47 AM   #2917 (permalink)
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that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh?

or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh?
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:20 AM   #2918 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
Flyman is a narc'. Thought y'all should know.
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:29 AM   #2919 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:50 AM   #2920 (permalink)
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