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Old 09-01-2003, 06:10 AM   #2561 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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dang...too slow!

I know bundy is this quick around the ladies, too.

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Old 09-01-2003, 06:19 AM   #2562 (permalink)
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hehe......PJ is slow with the ladies

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Old 09-01-2003, 07:59 AM   #2563 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:19 AM   #2564 (permalink)
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splck is an agressive self-starter with or without the ladies.
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:27 AM   #2565 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus rubs baking powder on her.....errrr i mean his testicles.And then wraps em' up and throws em' into the garbage can.Now happy that she...errr i mean he is one step closer to freedom. (I dont get it either)
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Old 09-01-2003, 05:21 PM   #2566 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 05:53 PM   #2567 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:02 PM   #2568 (permalink)
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ssander9 is actually a 12 year-old kid who likes to pretend he's 45 so we all think he's cooler than us.
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:15 PM   #2569 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:39 PM   #2570 (permalink)
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Sweaters just feel so good.

"MuTuaL" is an ancient Choctaw Indian word for sweats-like-a-pig.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:03 PM   #2571 (permalink)
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The Conclamo Ludus Nook is under investigation by the national authorities since there have been several ritual sacrifices recently at the hands of the foul many-headed snake.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:52 PM   #2572 (permalink)
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bundy likes to suck on toes...


too bad that they are his own.


*shudders*
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:59 PM   #2573 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Flyman "tongues" his beer bottle when he drinks..
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:01 PM   #2574 (permalink)
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splck says this cuz he gets a kick outta whatchin' dudes tongue thier beer.

weirdo....
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:23 PM   #2575 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:42 PM   #2576 (permalink)
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anleja hopes that one day it will be socially acceptable to scream obscenities at everyone in fine restaurants...
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:06 PM   #2577 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:28 PM   #2578 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:33 PM   #2579 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:04 PM   #2580 (permalink)
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Meri voted for Fred Nile. Twice
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Old 09-02-2003, 04:13 AM   #2581 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-02-2003, 04:40 AM   #2582 (permalink)
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freemen is a smurf
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Old 09-02-2003, 04:47 AM   #2583 (permalink)
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baaa is Gargamel (sp?)

and he doesn´t respect Mangina Guy (kevin)
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:04 AM   #2584 (permalink)
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bundy looked forward to the rectal exam part of every physical he has taken.
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Old 09-02-2003, 08:30 AM   #2585 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:53 AM   #2586 (permalink)
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MuTual is really a cow!!! get it? MU! MOO! hehe.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:24 AM   #2587 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 12:30 PM   #2588 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Old 09-02-2003, 04:19 PM   #2589 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:38 PM   #2590 (permalink)
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thats right Ludus... and that secret is going to stay between Phil and me.

meanwhile, down the street at the entry to the Ludus Di$co, the owner, Con Clamo, is discussing with the fashion police why they should let him keep his ´70s themed day disco open... they want to convict him of encouraging serious fashion mistakes amongst his customers.
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:09 PM   #2591 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:17 PM   #2592 (permalink)
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thats not a secret.

Meri cried when Amity came last in The Block. but he´s really happy her cute little whiny voice is on that Toyota Echo ad.
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:23 PM   #2593 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:23 PM   #2594 (permalink)
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Bundy truly loves one thing and one thing only, French Poodles.
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Old 09-02-2003, 08:27 PM   #2595 (permalink)
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C Ludus still listens to lp records on his old man's turntable.

....get with the times pal....we all now cassette tapes are where it's at.
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Old 09-03-2003, 01:05 AM   #2596 (permalink)
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flyman is in love with me.
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Old 09-03-2003, 02:09 AM   #2597 (permalink)
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no, meri, flyman is in love with me!

Meri still pines for Sara-Marie...(from Big Brother 1)... hmmmm...yeah....
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:43 AM   #2598 (permalink)
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weirdo...eerrr....i mean bundy wants someone to love him.
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:49 AM   #2599 (permalink)
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weirdo... i´m crushed... is that what this thread has come to...

well, flyman thinks that Marty McFly is a really nice guy, who lives down the street from him... WAKE UP FLY, that guy is just your dealer.
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:57 AM   #2600 (permalink)
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bundy is the dude who lives down my street and parades around as Marty McFly dealin'.

*if the weirdo hit your heart strings i'm sorry.*

*do you still love me?*
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