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Old 12-17-2003, 05:04 PM   #3281 (permalink)
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2wolves is actually one wolf.

he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf.

*he has hairy palms too*
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Old 12-17-2003, 05:17 PM   #3282 (permalink)
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flyman can actually fly!!!

when he puts on his super hero costume anyway.
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Old 12-17-2003, 05:17 PM   #3283 (permalink)
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i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....
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Old 12-17-2003, 05:51 PM   #3284 (permalink)
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bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:19 PM   #3285 (permalink)
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CL checked...
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:20 PM   #3286 (permalink)
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uncle phil double-checked.
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Old 12-18-2003, 02:04 PM   #3287 (permalink)
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CL's real name is doubting thomas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-18-2003, 04:24 PM   #3288 (permalink)
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uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:13 PM   #3289 (permalink)
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Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:59 PM   #3290 (permalink)
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CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-20-2003, 05:28 AM   #3291 (permalink)
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uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.

it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier.

that's where he gets all his jammies from
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Old 12-22-2003, 12:47 PM   #3292 (permalink)
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flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.
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Old 12-22-2003, 02:19 PM   #3293 (permalink)
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CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-22-2003, 07:38 PM   #3294 (permalink)
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phil here............drinks weird beer....

and likes it too.

*good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.*
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:07 PM   #3295 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!
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Old 12-23-2003, 05:35 AM   #3296 (permalink)
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and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige


he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas.
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Old 12-23-2003, 07:19 AM   #3297 (permalink)
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Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.
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Old 12-23-2003, 08:42 AM   #3298 (permalink)
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Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:25 AM   #3299 (permalink)
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2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.
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Old 12-23-2003, 01:01 PM   #3300 (permalink)
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CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".
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Old 12-23-2003, 01:54 PM   #3301 (permalink)
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fremen is a "big burly guy..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-27-2003, 12:54 AM   #3302 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts...
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Old 12-27-2003, 04:40 AM   #3303 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2003, 06:53 AM   #3304 (permalink)
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aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.

Oh!!! The Horror!!!
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Old 12-27-2003, 07:24 AM   #3305 (permalink)
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joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.

he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him.
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Old 12-28-2003, 07:05 PM   #3306 (permalink)
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flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.

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Old 12-28-2003, 07:19 PM   #3307 (permalink)
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2wolves parents are two wolves.
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Old 12-28-2003, 07:46 PM   #3308 (permalink)
Natalie Portman is sexy.
 
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Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.
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Old 12-29-2003, 07:45 AM   #3309 (permalink)
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omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples
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Old 12-29-2003, 10:18 AM   #3310 (permalink)
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flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.
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Old 12-29-2003, 12:10 PM   #3311 (permalink)
Natalie Portman is sexy.
 
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hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:51 PM   #3312 (permalink)
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omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-29-2003, 09:33 PM   #3313 (permalink)
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uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:08 AM   #3314 (permalink)
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Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"

2Wolves

*actual book
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:55 AM   #3315 (permalink)
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2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat
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Old 12-30-2003, 01:21 PM   #3316 (permalink)
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fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:31 PM   #3317 (permalink)
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uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:39 PM   #3318 (permalink)
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Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:47 PM   #3319 (permalink)
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SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties
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Old 12-31-2003, 01:59 PM   #3320 (permalink)
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Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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