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Old 09-03-2003, 04:03 AM   #2601 (permalink)
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you know iŽll always love you Fly... no, the weirdo thing just gets me arroused...

**awkward silence**

fly doesnŽt know who represents his beloved Canada in their national rugby squad.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:42 AM   #2602 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:56 AM   #2603 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:07 AM   #2604 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:43 PM   #2605 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:27 PM   #2606 (permalink)
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pheatius delivers the specimens collected at the free clinic...
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:51 PM   #2607 (permalink)
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phil is the main financial backer behind this dodgy street corner STD clinic.
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:05 PM   #2608 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
said clinics house such people as....bundy,Meri,uncle phil,splck,Pheatius and of course paddyjoe.

sixtuple whammy...

that's gotta be a record eh?
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:11 PM   #2609 (permalink)
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nice one.... that was almost a strike.

but the truly sick individuals are those guys (uncle phil, fly, Meri, splck, pj, Fremen, Conclamo, beltruckus, wry1 and phaetus - not that i wanted to name names) who try to sell the said STDs as bonus offers to the gigolo clientele.



cop that!!!
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:15 PM   #2610 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
and you know this.....how?

(splain lucy,splain)
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:20 PM   #2611 (permalink)
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because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!

dammit... iŽm even giving away my deepest darkest secrets now!!

flyman is obsessed with Lucy and Irene.
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:22 PM   #2612 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
Quote:
Originally posted by bundy
because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!

dammit... iŽm even giving away my deepest darkest secrets now!!
i didn't even have to think and i got you by quoteing you.


*bwaaaahahahahahhhhahahahahhhhahhahaaaaa......*

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Old 09-03-2003, 08:32 PM   #2613 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:34 PM   #2614 (permalink)
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splck is a bus boy at Con ClamoŽs Ludus Day Di$co

he earns $0.50 an hour...
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:06 PM   #2615 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
bundy takes tap dancing lessons every tuesday afternoon.
and he's getting pretty damn good at the shuffle ball change shuffle hop step.

<i>shhhhh!</i>
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:15 PM   #2616 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:05 AM   #2617 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Location: Northcoast
Quote:
Originally posted by bundy
because i pimp all of you sexy cats out... thats how!!
where's my cut of the action, superfly?


Anyway, Blistex is bundy's latest `discovery'.
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:09 AM   #2618 (permalink)
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paddyjoe is the only person that knows a word that rhymes with "orange".
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:36 AM   #2619 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus will only ride Dumbos ride in disneyland but when he goes to disneyworld he can ride anyride BUT dumbos. no one knows why.
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:42 AM   #2620 (permalink)
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Location: in my imagination
beltruckus is really a crazed monkey who is giving everyone shitty advice for a $5 fee.
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Old 09-04-2003, 01:47 PM   #2621 (permalink)
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arie is jealous of fly's designer sleeper jammies...
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:13 PM   #2622 (permalink)
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phil has been harassing Luther Vandros for 6 years now.

every day, after wrestling with those piggies in is sleeper jammies (cos we all know what happens when you do it naked), before he cleans off, he sits down and writes dirty, suggestive letters to Luther regarding a possible relationship.

the more mud from the pigs, the dirtier the letters.

Luther is become accustomed to his daily fan mail from Phil, and is just starting to like the idea.
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:10 PM   #2623 (permalink)
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bundy is really the girl in the picture, who from the shoulders up looks hot, but in reality, she's a hermaphrodite down under and has genital warts. and only one boob. hehe
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Old 09-04-2003, 08:31 PM   #2624 (permalink)
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arielkitten has three breasts. Surprisingly her only 15 minutes of fame that stemmed from her malformity was her co-starring in Total Recall as that triple-breasted alien babe.
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:24 PM   #2625 (permalink)
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well Conclamo Ludus doesnt know how to spell ariekitten... even when its written in the post above his...

:-P

and he likes to have sex with monkeys...
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:26 PM   #2626 (permalink)
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Location: in my imagination
JStrider has a seatbelt burn fetish. and he also has a neosporin fetish. he loves putting neosporin on seatbelt burns and blowing on them. he also has a thing for kittens

LMFAO
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Old 09-05-2003, 12:18 AM   #2627 (permalink)
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iŽm still speechless at your last remark arie.

but, who hear knows that ariekittens Žsweet oblivionŽ location isnŽt so sweet smelling, cos its really next door to the local rubbish tip.
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:07 AM   #2628 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
bundy is the manager of the local rubbish yard.

he get's to pick through all the discarded shit.

he saves plastic buckets.
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:31 AM   #2629 (permalink)
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thats right, i save them for you fly, so that you can make genuine trash heap bucket bongs!!
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:35 AM   #2630 (permalink)
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dammit bundy....

you weren't supposed to tell man.

bundy gives away all the secrets about the bucket bongs.
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Old 09-05-2003, 08:09 AM   #2631 (permalink)
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flymans nickname when he was a child was "Snot-Nose"
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:19 AM   #2632 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:09 AM   #2633 (permalink)
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bentnottwisted has sex with pizza. he loves it so much that if his own mother were pizza, he'd fuck it. how lovely
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:43 AM   #2634 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:53 AM   #2635 (permalink)
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Location: Salt Lake City
BNT likes to drive out to the desert and put sand in his underwear then rolls around in a cactus patch. He likes the feel of sand in puncture wounds.
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:49 PM   #2636 (permalink)
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belt once pissed up a rope because someone told him to...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:54 PM   #2637 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is an Aunt Eater .
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:57 PM   #2638 (permalink)
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marcopolo likes to tell people how he lives life on the edge. He really pushes the envelope by owning a cat even though he is allergic to them.
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Old 09-05-2003, 02:17 PM   #2639 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:48 PM   #2640 (permalink)
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