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Old 05-20-2003, 05:09 PM   #601 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:22 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:26 PM   #603 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:38 PM   #604 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:47 PM   #605 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:06 PM   #606 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:55 PM   #607 (permalink)
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Already Jumped, only thought about jumping. But when push came to shove he knocked his twin brother (whom incedently was forced to live under the stairs for tax reasons, and really only Already Jumped knew of his excistance cause his mother; Mrs Jumped had drank the memory of Never gonna Jump out of her head) over the edge... and took all the credit of jumping AND coming back to life after reconstructing his head.
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Old 05-21-2003, 03:51 AM   #608 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:03 AM   #609 (permalink)
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phil thinks he's a freakin' bird.......what a sad scenario that is....

come on phil,get a grip.
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:29 AM   #610 (permalink)
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flyman is actually a spider! he lures all the other flyes 2 him n consumes their blood! such trickery flyman!
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:00 AM   #611 (permalink)
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iRtehCrispeh r actually rather cheweh.
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:45 AM   #612 (permalink)
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Bones like frogs...
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Old 05-21-2003, 09:53 AM   #613 (permalink)
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<i>Note: clicking on link will

A) not be safe for your work environment

B) not aid in keeping lunch down in stomache

C) will bust left side of gut

D) make you think really hard.</i>


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Old 05-21-2003, 09:54 AM   #614 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 12:19 PM   #615 (permalink)
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Bones is the evil child-stealing mutant-cat cleverly dressed up like santa claus in my avatar. The infamous Dr. Whisker J. Meowenstein.
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Old 05-21-2003, 01:03 PM   #616 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-21-2003, 03:34 PM   #617 (permalink)
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uncle phil used be aunt nancy
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:27 PM   #618 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:39 PM   #619 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:43 PM   #620 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:52 PM   #621 (permalink)
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bones is nothing but a childish pimp dawg...
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Old 05-21-2003, 08:17 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2003, 08:45 PM   #623 (permalink)
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That's really vermin in his avatar
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Old 05-21-2003, 10:07 PM   #624 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 03:17 AM   #625 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:08 AM   #626 (permalink)
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ohhh yeeeah......

bones used to be on STAR TREK.......

bwaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaa bones
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:23 AM   #627 (permalink)
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Location: mormon home land
Flyman only knows that because hes quite popular in the trekkie world
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:27 AM   #628 (permalink)
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iRtehCrispeh totally and I mean TOTALLY loves the backstreet boys!!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:23 AM   #629 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:26 AM   #630 (permalink)
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Location: mormon home land
Manalone actually has another man w/ him, hes just got his head down at the moment....enough said there
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:05 AM   #631 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:13 AM   #632 (permalink)
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Vermin watched the ENTIRE 2 hour season finale of American Idols....






















naked!
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Old 05-22-2003, 09:17 AM   #633 (permalink)
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Location: mormon home land
Sad news GSRIDER has just been found dead! Cause: The hang yourself n suck on a lemon whack off trick poor guy
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Old 05-22-2003, 09:59 AM   #634 (permalink)
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Dammit Jim, Bones is a Doctor, not a mechanic.
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Old 05-22-2003, 10:47 AM   #635 (permalink)
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This is sad but true....................................................................


The director of Deliverance got the idea for the "squeal like a pig" scene from watching Pheatius at his family reunion!
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Old 05-22-2003, 10:49 AM   #636 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 10:50 AM   #637 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:20 AM   #638 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:32 AM   #639 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:38 AM   #640 (permalink)
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