10-18-2003, 09:51 PM | #3003 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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paddyj likes to dress up as Lady Justice and weigh bundys' and flymans' balls.
He does this over and over again so he can get an accurate measurment for his personal records.
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10-19-2003, 08:24 AM | #3005 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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now see.........bundy knows of said extra "ball".....because he was the tailor at uncle phil's jammie warehouse,and just absolutly loved measuring the inner leg seams.
so...my friend bundy......i didn't appreciate the extra attention my inner thigh got from you. *weirdo* |
10-19-2003, 06:31 PM | #3009 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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numist once tried to re-enact the ´it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again´, scene from Silence of the Lambs... but got pissed off when his neighbours rabbit (who was being used as the victim) just sat there in the pit, doing nothing but shit everywhere.
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10-20-2003, 02:16 AM | #3011 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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debaser applied for the position of rabbit but his Aunt Myrna had an emergency hairdressing appointment and he had to stay and make sure no one stole her prize collection of used miniature trebuchets.
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10-21-2003, 02:36 AM | #3014 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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the k1ng tried to set fire to the sleeper jammie warehouse over the weekend...he was jealous because he hasn't got his custom-made set yet...
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10-21-2003, 03:08 PM | #3018 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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beat doesn't know how close to the truth he really is...
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10-21-2003, 05:17 PM | #3019 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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uncle mystro......before the whole sleeper jammie buisness.......
worked as a conductor with all the bums from down on 6th st. he'd feed them cheap moonshine and start them off. they had a great chorus section that made the alley cats howl. (and pissed off all the tenants in the above apartment too) |
10-21-2003, 06:21 PM | #3023 (permalink) |
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Punky is really Punky Brewster - but not the grown-up, sexy version of Punky Brewster... Punky is the Punky Pan version of Punky Brewster... the version thats trapped in a shoddy ´80s sitcom... he/she´ll never grow old...
AAAHHHHH!!!!! let me out!!!!!!!
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10-21-2003, 09:13 PM | #3025 (permalink) |
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Location: Tampa
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Fremen likes to have sleepovers at Neverland Ranch!
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10-21-2003, 10:18 PM | #3028 (permalink) |
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HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!! STOP THE GAME...
wheres my insult?? what am i, invisible or something?? the next person after me has to reveal two of my dark secrets... or else... so, where were we? thats a real picture of Dilberts left eye. his right eye is normal, but his left one is permanently swollen and really really bloodshot... he´s quite sensitive, so don´t anyone point and laugh... at least while he´s watching...
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10-21-2003, 11:24 PM | #3029 (permalink) |
Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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bundy continues with the thread, but jealousy and deceit run rampant thru his mind. He is determined to destroy Krispy Kreme and un-do all the wrong that they have brought upon the US.
Also, he secretly loves Krispy Kremes, so his task at hand is double tough. Should he do the right thing and destroy the doughnut corporation? Or should he give in to his desires and eat so many fucking doughnuts even he dosnt recognize himself in the mirror?
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10-22-2003, 04:01 PM | #3033 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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astro donated in confederate dollars...
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10-22-2003, 06:20 PM | #3034 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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/me apologizes to bundy for not refreshing. (you big weiner)
uncle phil slides down the bannister so much he now resembles Ken, if you know what I mean.
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10-22-2003, 07:08 PM | #3035 (permalink) |
Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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Fremen made uncle phil do it. He is a hypnotist and put one of those hypnosis spells on phil that made him slide down the banister and grind his genetalia off.
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10-22-2003, 07:10 PM | #3036 (permalink) |
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/me gooses Fremen for being such a champ...
btw, Fremen told me last night that he couldn´t remember where he got that last case of crabs... dammit!! Chingal is very quick at everything he does... and i mean everything... his last lover nicknamed him jack-rabbit... although jack-hammer would have been more appropriate...
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10-22-2003, 07:27 PM | #3037 (permalink) |
Something like that..
Location: Oreygun.
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Bundy never complained. .3 seconds was enought time for him as well. Not that I would know, its hypothetical right? Fuck, lemme start over......
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10-22-2003, 09:05 PM | #3039 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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ghezzo suspects ChingalO would force him to watch if he hadn't lost himself in the public library when he was hiding from The Librarian. The Nazi Librarian!!!
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