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paddyjoe · 12-07-2003, 06:22 AM

flyman stands around the deli counter shouting "I WANT SOME WEINERS"

Chingal0 · 12-07-2003, 08:55 PM

paddyjoe asdkjljcasdr, erooaer! "eaerea, fadrkj Akjsaldf asdf.. AICDSR!" Dekr09er caerersz, scdsare?

Starfish · 12-07-2003, 09:39 PM

something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he

Conclamo Ludus · 12-08-2003, 12:58 PM

Starfish gets all horned up at the smell of Bleach.

uncle phil · 12-08-2003, 01:17 PM

CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years...

Fly · 12-08-2003, 01:38 PM

phil pays his cohorts in greenbacks.

that's why his sleeper jammie buissiness is booming.

Dwarf020 · 12-08-2003, 08:09 PM

flyman knows exactly what the meaning of life is, but he just wont tell us because he dosent like us.

Conclamo Ludus · 12-09-2003, 01:32 PM

Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge...

uncle phil · 12-09-2003, 02:02 PM

CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months...

basmoq · 12-09-2003, 05:09 PM

Uncle phil's greatest desire is to have his back waxed in a salon.

Conclamo Ludus · 12-09-2003, 07:26 PM

basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago!

Fly · 12-10-2003, 07:20 AM

C Ludus likes to ride sheep.

and i don't mean with a saddle either.

2wolves · 12-10-2003, 12:30 PM

Pete Best is flyman's favorite Beetle.

uncle phil · 12-10-2003, 01:24 PM

pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves...

Conclamo Ludus · 12-10-2003, 01:32 PM

Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away.

Pheatius · 12-10-2003, 02:44 PM

Conclamo Ludus continues to place himself between Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil's removable leg to enjoy the friction provided. He has been known to combust due to the heat generated.

herostar · 12-10-2003, 05:58 PM

Pheatius is a gemini, he loves little boys and has a knack for playing the accordian. When he was 9 he saw a man get shot in the head.

Fly · 12-10-2003, 10:54 PM

herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives.

he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil.

see..........the girls like sequins.

chiefslappajo · 12-10-2003, 11:13 PM

Hey, at least he's proud of it.

2wolves · 12-11-2003, 05:58 AM

Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping.

2Wolves

(I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?)

tokaok · 12-11-2003, 06:29 AM

2wolves is my is really my father

Conclamo Ludus · 12-11-2003, 12:47 PM

tokaok was produced asexually from 2wolves.

uncle phil · 12-11-2003, 01:46 PM

CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter...

Fremen · 12-11-2003, 04:58 PM

unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies.
So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies.

Work harder on your product, up.

Conclamo Ludus · 12-12-2003, 06:59 AM

Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this:

CL: Hey Fremen!
F: Yo CL!
CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer?
F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed.
CL: I know. Later.
F: Bye.

He's so gullible.

uncle phil · 12-12-2003, 04:00 PM

CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion...

eotlemac · 12-12-2003, 11:13 PM

i hate to inform you that u. Phil is a suicidal mongolian crack dealer who enjoys drinking breast milk from a babies bottle.

on a related note he has no nipples(related b\c bottles have fake nipples on them)

but no offense

Astrocloud · 12-12-2003, 11:51 PM

eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.

Fly · 12-13-2003, 12:02 AM

astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........)

astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister.

(we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.)

*freak*

Conclamo Ludus · 12-15-2003, 07:44 AM

flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are.

uncle phil · 12-16-2003, 01:55 PM

CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now...

Fremen · 12-16-2003, 05:22 PM

uncle p daydreams about making Saddam wear his specially designed sleeper jammies made for megalomaniacs.

paddyjoe · 12-16-2003, 07:38 PM

Fremen's jammies are custom made out of moth wings

Oh so soothing............

Conclamo Ludus · 12-17-2003, 06:25 AM

paddyjoe loves the soothing touch of Fremen's jammies.

2wolves · 12-17-2003, 08:03 AM

Conclamo has wished all his life that his parents had named him Proclamo. Much more upbeat.

2Wolves

Liquor Dealer · 12-17-2003, 11:07 AM

2wolves is a closet Republican

uncle phil · 12-17-2003, 01:32 PM

LD sleeps with a night lite...

Liquor Dealer · 12-17-2003, 02:05 PM

But my nite lite is better lookin' than Uncle Phil's.

Fremen · 12-17-2003, 02:42 PM

LD shines his shoes to a mirror finish so he can get a good view under the kilts at his local Highland Clan games.

2wolves · 12-17-2003, 03:30 PM

Fremen fears ball point pens.

12-07-2003, 08:55 PM	#3242 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	paddyjoe asdkjljcasdr, erooaer! "eaerea, fadrkj Akjsaldf asdf.. AICDSR!" Dekr09er caerersz, scdsare? __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

12-07-2003, 09:39 PM	#3243 (permalink)
Starfish Tilted Location: Illnois	something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he __________________ Evil Milkman: "So I wonder what it would taste like now?" Me: "Like a big floppy penis that hasn't been washed in a couple days."

12-08-2003, 12:58 PM	#3244 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Starfish gets all horned up at the smell of Bleach. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-08-2003, 01:17 PM	#3245 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-08-2003, 01:38 PM	#3246 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil pays his cohorts in greenbacks. that's why his sleeper jammie buissiness is booming. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-07-2003, 06:22 AM	#3241 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman stands around the deli counter shouting "I WANT SOME WEINERS"

12-08-2003, 08:09 PM	#3247 (permalink)
Dwarf020 Tilted	flyman knows exactly what the meaning of life is, but he just wont tell us because he dosent like us.

12-09-2003, 01:32 PM	#3248 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-09-2003, 02:02 PM	#3249 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-09-2003, 05:09 PM	#3250 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	Uncle phil's greatest desire is to have his back waxed in a salon. __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

12-09-2003, 07:26 PM	#3251 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago! __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-10-2003, 07:20 AM	#3252 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludus likes to ride sheep. and i don't mean with a saddle either. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-10-2003, 12:30 PM	#3253 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Pete Best is flyman's favorite Beetle. __________________ Nation of the Cat. Forgive maybe, forget .... not quite yet.

12-10-2003, 01:24 PM	#3254 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-10-2003, 01:32 PM	#3255 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-10-2003, 11:13 PM	#3259 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	Hey, at least he's proud of it. __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

12-10-2003, 02:44 PM	#3256 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Conclamo Ludus continues to place himself between Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil's removable leg to enjoy the friction provided. He has been known to combust due to the heat generated.

12-10-2003, 05:58 PM	#3257 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	Pheatius is a gemini, he loves little boys and has a knack for playing the accordian. When he was 9 he saw a man get shot in the head. __________________ Got time to chill?

12-10-2003, 10:54 PM	#3258 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives. he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil. see..........the girls like sequins. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-11-2003, 05:58 AM	#3260 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping. 2Wolves (I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?) __________________ Nation of the Cat. Forgive maybe, forget .... not quite yet.

12-11-2003, 06:29 AM	#3261 (permalink)
tokaok Crazy Location: Canada	2wolves is my is really my father

12-11-2003, 12:47 PM	#3262 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	tokaok was produced asexually from 2wolves. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-11-2003, 01:46 PM	#3263 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2003, 04:58 PM	#3264 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies. So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies. Work harder on your product, up. __________________ Google

12-12-2003, 06:59 AM	#3265 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this: CL: Hey Fremen! F: Yo CL! CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer? F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed. CL: I know. Later. F: Bye. He's so gullible. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues Last edited by Conclamo Ludus; 12-12-2003 at 07:01 AM..

12-12-2003, 04:00 PM	#3266 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-12-2003, 11:13 PM	#3267 (permalink)
eotlemac Banned	i hate to inform you that u. Phil is a suicidal mongolian crack dealer who enjoys drinking breast milk from a babies bottle. on a related note he has no nipples(related b\c bottles have fake nipples on them) but no offense

12-12-2003, 11:51 PM	#3268 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.

12-13-2003, 12:02 AM	#3269 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........) astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister. (we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.) freak __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-15-2003, 07:44 AM	#3270 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-16-2003, 01:55 PM	#3271 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-16-2003, 05:22 PM	#3272 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p daydreams about making Saddam wear his specially designed sleeper jammies made for megalomaniacs. __________________ Google

12-16-2003, 07:38 PM	#3273 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen's jammies are custom made out of moth wings Oh so soothing............

12-17-2003, 06:25 AM	#3274 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	paddyjoe loves the soothing touch of Fremen's jammies. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

12-17-2003, 08:03 AM	#3275 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Conclamo has wished all his life that his parents had named him Proclamo. Much more upbeat. 2Wolves

12-17-2003, 11:07 AM	#3276 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	2wolves is a closet Republican __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!