paddyjoe

The fly always enjoys a good 4-way. Lessee, it's fly, his 2 hands and his 2 feet.


Limber freak!!!

paddyjoe

hehehehe....5-way!

uncle phil

pj has five thumbs...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lefty04

Uncle Phil and Aunt Martha were never actually married.

uncle phil

lefty's jealous...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil makes his grilled cheese sandwiches with the cheese on the outside.

JumpinJesus

Ellen DeGeneres learned how to dance from paddyjoes "Learn to Dance at Home in 10 seconds or Less!!" instructional DVD.

A lesser known fact is that if you click on paddyjoe's thumbs on the main menu, a secret bonus feature can be viewed. It shows paddyjoe in a squirrel costume dancing with a giant acorn to Joe Dolce's "Shaddup You Face"

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Fremen

Unfortunately, when JumpinJesus used pj's dvd to learn the Lambada-the Forbidden Dance, the police arrested him for lewd & lascivious acts with his neighbor's pecan tree.

Get a room, dude.

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JumpinJesus

Fremen, I have never yet thanked you for bailing me out on that one. I owe you!

And also, The bark on my walnut tree has finally grown back so you can come back whenever you like.

Um, have I said too much?

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Jonsgirl

JumpinJesus doesn't jump at all. And I have it on good authourity that he isn't jesus, either.

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Lefty04

Jonsgirl picks through chex mix and only eats the pretzels. (She also shot a man in cold blood just to watch him die, but that's not important right now.)

uncle phil

lefty's never been to reno...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Uncle Phil hates cars and loves to walk everywhere... though he does post pictures of himself standing next to his neighbour's cars to hide this fact.

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- Old Man Luedecke

pinkie

Ummmmmmmmmm....................

No.

tecoyah

Pinkie is named after the digit that slipped....and caused an interesting form of sexual game to become popular. Thus becoming very popular at parties.

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JumpinJesus

tecoyah likes to eat Alpha Bits cereal. He forms naughty words in his spoon, says the word out loud, giggles, then eats the word.

"Poop. Hehehehehehehehehe."

He doesn't know that his activities are being recorded by Homeland Security.

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Fremen

JumpinJesus intercepts the recordings so he can get him a copy to post on http://www.AlphaBitsComputerCodingForBeginners.com
He and his colleagues secretly rule the World with their coded cereal creations.

I'm your buddy, right? ......Ri..ght?

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JumpinJesus

Fremen is once again attempting to sabotage my plans, but that's okay.

We're onto him, too. Only he doesn't know it.

Wait......



*slaps forehead*

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Lefty04

JumpinJesus is actually a Puerto Rican sky diver.

sierrajunkie

lefty is so fat it affects his self esteem

Zeraph

Sierrajunkie is so stupid that he didn't realize lefty04's dark secret is that he is actually a righty.

uncle phil

let's keep in mind that this is not a flame-throwing thread...there is a difference...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil always saves his flame throwing for when he sits on the john


(frickin jalapenos)

Zeraph

Gah! I was skipped, now I may never know my darkest secret.

*Shakes fist at uncle phil*

uncle phil

no one in this thread is "stupid..." or "fat..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Grumbling*Girl

Has a Surname of McCracken.

Fremen

Grumbling*Girl takes out skaterpunks with a ball bat while driving to the beach on weekends.

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AntoineMartinez

Fremen is still trying to pass the last runner in the boston marathon

Lefty04

AntoineMartinez last clipped his toenails during the Clinton administration. (The first one.)

uncle phil

lefty keeps those clippings in a jar inside his medicine cabinet and sometimes uses them for satanic purposes in the middle of the night...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

AntoineMartinez

uncle phil is really an aunt

uncle phil

tony martin really IS a rookie...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

tecoyah

uncle phil is in reality a norwegian midget named Schroeder. He had surgery as an infant to extend his hight , but, alas his parents ran out of money after just one leg. He has been labeled a womanizer in guatemala because of an incident involving a Nun named Gartemella, and only flavors his food with Lowrys seasoning Salt.

phils Sisters best friend once ate a hard boiled egg....with a spoon, on a boat in some guy named Pedro's back yard.

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paddyjoe

tecoyah is down to only 17 pills per day. His doctor took him off the little green diamond shaped one, but unfortunately, it was the one he needed most.

Fly

joe eats skwerlz...........fuck if I know WHY anyone would want to eat a skwerl when there is perfectly fine beef,chicken,pork and fish out there.

...oh yeah.........splck makes one damn fine deer steak too...........


joe wishes he could come eat a real deer steak,instead of a skwerl steak.........


*you're lucky bud.......i could keep goin' here eh?*

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BlitzkriegKommt

On a good day, flyman only eats three kittens, kills five panda bears, burns 100 thousand acres of rainforests and destroy only one nuclear power plant. That is of coarse if he is feeling good. On a bad day... well I don't wanna get into it.

Fly

i can see the kittens,bears and power plant....but,......

i'd never hurt the rainforest.......plants eh


BlitzkriegKommt was hittin' the wobbly pops the night he came up w/ his screen name.

see......he was actually pukeing his brains out and could hardly focus on the screen so......the name he was hopeing for was BlitzkreigVommit.

at this moment..he's in deep denial.

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Fremen

fly likes to suck the coating off of peanut M&Ms, and then he stuffs the nuts into his nutsack, which he keeps in his drawers.



/mind.....meet gutter.......gutter.....mind

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JumpinJesus

Fremen sneaks into flyman's drawers, grabs his nutsacks, and feed his nuts to unclephil's squirrels.

He does this with a rather large grin on his face.

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uncle phil

JJ stole my skwerls from the flyman...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.