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Old 11-18-2004, 12:57 AM   #5281 (permalink)
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uncle phil likes my nuts.


yup folks.....it's that easy.
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:31 PM   #5282 (permalink)
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fly has "pipe dreams..." (if ya know what i mean...)
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Old 11-18-2004, 02:36 PM   #5283 (permalink)
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Uncle phil is actually an old aunt living in Moskow right now. Previously a Russian prostitute, she is now assembling a plan to brainwash and conquer the world after which, the act of eating babies would be legal.
P.S. She like eating kittens too.
I found all this in her livejournal.
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Old 11-18-2004, 02:59 PM   #5284 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2004, 06:01 PM   #5285 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2004, 12:43 PM   #5286 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-19-2004, 02:38 PM   #5287 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:11 PM   #5288 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:17 PM   #5289 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:34 PM   #5290 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2004, 01:49 PM   #5291 (permalink)
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JJ was a roadie for ABBA...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-22-2004, 02:05 PM   #5292 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:40 PM   #5293 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2004, 05:27 PM   #5294 (permalink)
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fly shaves his ass and pencils in the hair when he posts pictures of it...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-23-2004, 06:14 PM   #5295 (permalink)
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Let's just say that uncle phil is known among his friends by the nickname "Bic".
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Old 11-23-2004, 07:23 PM   #5296 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2004, 09:55 PM   #5297 (permalink)
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
 
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Old 11-24-2004, 08:23 AM   #5298 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:25 PM   #5299 (permalink)
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"toonces the driving cat" taught monkey how to drive...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:28 PM   #5300 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2004, 04:13 PM   #5301 (permalink)
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thinktank used to go by the handle dinkdank..........but his buddies always called him dink for short.

that's why he changed his name.
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Old 11-25-2004, 07:06 AM   #5302 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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uncle phil isnt really your uncle.
WHAT?!?!?!
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Old 11-25-2004, 07:07 AM   #5303 (permalink)
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flyman goes by many names...his favorite being 'Richard'......
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Old 11-25-2004, 07:21 AM   #5304 (permalink)
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dick...hehehe
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Old 11-25-2004, 02:16 PM   #5305 (permalink)
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envision, if you will, paddyjammies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 11-25-2004, 09:21 PM   #5306 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2004, 09:27 PM   #5307 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2004, 09:54 PM   #5308 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2004, 01:30 PM   #5309 (permalink)
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maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 11-26-2004, 02:36 PM   #5310 (permalink)
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phil here,only needs a couple 'o yanks to feel good.

he doesn't even wanna try to go stroke for stroke with these youngins'.

*those damn centerfolds eh phil.....get ya' every time huh?*
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Old 11-26-2004, 11:49 PM   #5311 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold.
These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos.
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Old 11-27-2004, 05:40 AM   #5312 (permalink)
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Back when he was in school, Fremen's teachers could never get him to stop eating the....ummm...'paste'.
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Old 11-27-2004, 11:11 AM   #5313 (permalink)
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paddyjoe sold the horses to make that paste.
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Old 11-29-2004, 12:44 PM   #5314 (permalink)
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Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-29-2004, 03:50 PM   #5315 (permalink)
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Uncle phil NEVER closes his 'barn doors'. He just never knows what he may attract.
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Old 11-30-2004, 01:00 PM   #5316 (permalink)
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pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:57 PM   #5317 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:28 PM   #5318 (permalink)
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^ *whispers* She doesn't really grumble!
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:36 PM   #5319 (permalink)
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elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-01-2004, 02:56 PM   #5320 (permalink)
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unca p. was in the W.P.P. but he didn't totally understand the concept about keeping it a secret.
He'd announce all his freebies he got from the Feds to potential dates, just to try to impress them, until he met the wrong person. Now he's typing in from various locations around the country, staying one step ahead of the mob.
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