11-18-2004, 01:31 PM | #5282 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fly has "pipe dreams..." (if ya know what i mean...)
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11-18-2004, 02:36 PM | #5283 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Houston
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Uncle phil is actually an old aunt living in Moskow right now. Previously a Russian prostitute, she is now assembling a plan to brainwash and conquer the world after which, the act of eating babies would be legal.
P.S. She like eating kittens too. I found all this in her livejournal. |
11-19-2004, 12:43 PM | #5286 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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BK is actually italian, not german...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-19-2004, 07:11 PM | #5288 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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paddyjoe had a very brief, torrid affair with Florence Henderson just 2 years ago after they met at a Wesson reunion convention. No word yet on why they split up, although paddy was heard to say, "She looks so much younger on 'The Brady Bunch' ".
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11-20-2004, 12:34 PM | #5290 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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ngdawg was a roadie for Ozzy on the last Ozzfest tour. Ozzy kicked her off the tour because she was constantly blaring Korean lullabies at incredible volume during the middle of the night.
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11-22-2004, 01:49 PM | #5291 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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JJ was a roadie for ABBA...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-22-2004, 02:05 PM | #5292 (permalink) |
Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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Uncle Phil likes to touch himself while looking at squirrels that he dresses in dominatrix outfits.
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11-23-2004, 05:27 PM | #5294 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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fly shaves his ass and pencils in the hair when he posts pictures of it...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-23-2004, 09:55 PM | #5297 (permalink) | |
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.
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BlitzkriegKommt pays people to find out who is tagging up all the public restrooms.
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11-24-2004, 08:23 AM | #5298 (permalink) |
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Location: Boston
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CityOfAngels has the ability to 'pop on command'.
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11-24-2004, 01:25 PM | #5299 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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"toonces the driving cat" taught monkey how to drive...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-25-2004, 02:16 PM | #5305 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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envision, if you will, paddyjammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-26-2004, 01:30 PM | #5309 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-26-2004, 11:49 PM | #5311 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold.
These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos.
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11-29-2004, 12:44 PM | #5314 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
11-30-2004, 01:00 PM | #5316 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-01-2004, 01:36 PM | #5319 (permalink) |
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Location: upstate
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elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
12-01-2004, 02:56 PM | #5320 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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unca p. was in the W.P.P. but he didn't totally understand the concept about keeping it a secret.
He'd announce all his freebies he got from the Feds to potential dates, just to try to impress them, until he met the wrong person. Now he's typing in from various locations around the country, staying one step ahead of the mob.
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