01-19-2005, 07:16 PM | #5481 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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really?
you're a doll, thanks so much! (but do i have to wait another 6months to get them?) everyone out there thinks that Carly Simon sang, "You're so vain" for Warren Beatty (or was it Mick Jagger? Cat Stevens? Kris Kristofferson?)... but those of us in the know are aware that Carly actually sang it for Bernie after Bernie kicked Carly out of the womens toilets at the local supermarket because she wanted to redo her makeup.
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01-19-2005, 07:28 PM | #5482 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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What even fewer people know is at that very momentous event involving carly and bernie, bundy was in the last stall on the right, trying out his new mangina.
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01-20-2005, 01:02 PM | #5484 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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bundy is now working on a matched set of man-boobs to go with his mangina...
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01-20-2005, 01:29 PM | #5485 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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uncle phil just wants to sell bundy some of his excessive collection of manziers... None of them fit since he boosted his implant size.
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01-21-2005, 06:39 PM | #5486 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Charlatan has every issue of "16" magazine that featured Shawn Cassidy on its cover. They're terribly dog-eared and are still hidden under his mattress, along with his red flashlight.
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01-22-2005, 04:42 AM | #5487 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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JJ has fond memories of said red flashlight...
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01-22-2005, 05:21 AM | #5489 (permalink) |
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Flyman has lost his short term memory due to excessive THC accumulation in the bloodstream blocking the creation of neural connections between synapses.
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01-22-2005, 08:46 AM | #5490 (permalink) |
Drifting
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Location: Windy City
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Tecoyah used to want to be a doctor, but he kept scaring patients when he kept muttering under his breath "brains.... I just need 2 more brains....
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01-22-2005, 09:05 AM | #5491 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicago
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in a related deepest, darkest secret, amonkie's plans for world domination failed when tecoyah left medical school. She now spends her days splicing in subliminal messages into her mp3 tracks which she then uploads for users to download on kazaa lite.
Those messages say, "brains.... you just need 2 more brains...."
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01-24-2005, 01:44 PM | #5496 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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JJ is still thinkin' about charlatan's red flashlight...
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01-25-2005, 07:12 AM | #5497 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Late at night Uncle Phil like to sit naked in the front seat of his car and listen to talk radio... Dr. Laura turns his crank.
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01-25-2005, 07:41 AM | #5499 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Jonsgirl spends her afternoons giving Brazilian wax jobs to seniors at the old age home... No payment does she require... just the pleasure of close contact with the aged.
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01-25-2005, 08:05 AM | #5501 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Sadly, Jonsgirl didn't have many friends when she was little... Her only friend's were her toes (which she gave names to). After long walks she would be wracked with guilt thinking she'd been walking on their faces all day... Even sadder... when her husband took to kissing her toes, she got jealous and stopped talking to them despite their begging her forgiveness...
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01-25-2005, 04:46 PM | #5502 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the C-man contributed four names for those toes...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-26-2005, 07:04 AM | #5504 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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jstory brings homeless people home so he can use them as airfreshener in his house...
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01-26-2005, 10:12 AM | #5507 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Jonsgirl wishes she had breasts to make hamburgers use the eyes in the back of their heads...
(maybe that secret isn't too deep and dark)
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01-26-2005, 01:03 PM | #5510 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the c-man has a urine fixation...(we'll presume that it's a secret)
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01-26-2005, 03:40 PM | #5512 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Charlatan's secret is he likes to piss into coke bottles and throw them at the monkeys in the zoo in retaliation for a swing-by feces flinging he had there as a child with them.
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01-26-2005, 04:16 PM | #5514 (permalink) |
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Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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Astrocloud was one of the monkeys that threw the feces at Charlatan...hence the "Dark Banana"
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01-26-2005, 04:39 PM | #5516 (permalink) |
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Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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It's true...I have no penis. But Flyman's out of weed!!!!!!!!
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01-27-2005, 07:03 AM | #5518 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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flyman keeps a collection of his scabs in a box in the cupboard... he keeps hoping that one day he can exhibit them at the National Gallery...
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01-27-2005, 09:23 AM | #5520 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Jonsgirl has been dipping into the box for years and can't figure out why the bacon bits don't taste like bacon...
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