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Old 06-17-2003, 05:09 AM   #1281 (permalink)
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Explains the pot thing...
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Old 06-17-2003, 06:30 AM   #1282 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 06:48 AM   #1283 (permalink)
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icpdude forgot that he's supposed to be giving a sermon at the United Church of Arabian Worm Eaters today.

Best get going, before you miss the fun!!!
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:06 AM   #1284 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 08:09 AM   #1285 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 08:43 AM   #1286 (permalink)
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And Bones recorded the whole thing...

Just make sure to put the vid up for us to see!!!

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Old 06-17-2003, 09:19 AM   #1287 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 12:39 PM   #1288 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:18 PM   #1289 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:27 PM   #1290 (permalink)
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*cha-ching.....double whammy*
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:51 PM   #1291 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:52 PM   #1292 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 03:01 PM   #1293 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 03:08 PM   #1294 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:06 PM   #1295 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:27 PM   #1296 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 06:21 PM   #1297 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 06:35 PM   #1298 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:40 PM   #1299 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 08:56 PM   #1300 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 09:27 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 10:15 PM   #1302 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:14 PM   #1303 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 01:51 AM   #1304 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:12 AM   #1305 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:52 AM   #1306 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:59 AM   #1307 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:28 AM   #1308 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:47 AM   #1309 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:52 AM   #1310 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:06 AM   #1311 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:18 AM   #1312 (permalink)
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naughty boy............
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:23 AM   #1313 (permalink)
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flyman actually had his wings cut off several years ago by paddyjoe while in prison so that he would have a 'buddy'.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:31 AM   #1314 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:10 AM   #1315 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:12 AM   #1316 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:17 AM   #1317 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 06:27 AM   #1318 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 12:26 PM   #1319 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 12:33 PM   #1320 (permalink)
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