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Old 06-14-2003, 01:32 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:21 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 04:34 AM   #1203 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 05:24 AM   #1204 (permalink)
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Fremen takes immense pride in the fact he can touchtype on a scientific calculator...

...and is planning to start tutoring people on how to do it.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:43 AM   #1205 (permalink)
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Pyrate's favorite word is "blimey", which is why he lives in CorBlimeyLand. Hmm... yeah.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:56 AM   #1206 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:00 AM   #1207 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:09 AM   #1208 (permalink)
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splck is always tryin to catch fish but,his rod is WAY too small.
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:14 AM   #1209 (permalink)
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two years ago, in a vain attempt to swim the atlantic, Flyman had to be rescued a quarter of the way by some pirates who hadnt seen a female in 10 years....
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:21 AM   #1210 (permalink)
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opiate is on drugs.poor guy is hallucinating about 10 year old pirates.
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Old 06-14-2003, 10:34 AM   #1211 (permalink)
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flyman is actually mothman, just that he doesn't want you to know that he chews on your undies at night when you're not watching.
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Old 06-14-2003, 02:17 PM   #1212 (permalink)
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Bones' ass isn't really all that bad.

No, wait... actually, it is.
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Old 06-14-2003, 03:05 PM   #1213 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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He's #1 with boys ages 9 through 16!
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Old 06-14-2003, 03:42 PM   #1214 (permalink)
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richee plays with tonka trucks...and they play back...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2003, 05:03 PM   #1215 (permalink)
Sultana ruined my evil persona
 
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Splick like to pick his toe cheese and saves it in a jar that he keeps on his nitestand.
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Old 06-14-2003, 05:07 PM   #1216 (permalink)
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Krycheck needs to check his browser refresh/reload.
The next post better pick on Uncle Phil or I will send Spectre, Rogue, SixAte and a few others after you!!!
It's Uncle Phil!
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Old 06-14-2003, 05:26 PM   #1217 (permalink)
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Location: USA
Deep down, Uncle Phil knows that the pig was just being polite.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:13 PM   #1218 (permalink)
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HamiC, richeee, Krycheck AND uncle phil are all part of a secret society that enjoys burning hamsters and installing toilet seats where none are necessary, such as right smack dab in the middle of a parking lot or inbetween two isles in a supermarket.
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:16 PM   #1219 (permalink)
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Location: Calgary, AB
i am Stiltzkin's biological father.
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:39 PM   #1220 (permalink)
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I am obelix's biological twin cousin
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:35 PM   #1221 (permalink)
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flyman like to lick the tree barks after stiltz is done rubbing!
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:40 PM   #1222 (permalink)
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queedo is a frito. Ok, that was cheesey (ohh yeah! )

But on a serious note, queedo is a human being. Can't beat that, really can't.
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:29 PM   #1223 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin needs a 2cm splint to hold his penis upright for sex.
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Old 06-14-2003, 09:56 PM   #1224 (permalink)
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Das right, damn it.

Mr.Deflok is actually Ms.Soundopen (def = deaf, lok = lock, get it? get? )
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Old 06-15-2003, 02:00 AM   #1225 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Stiltzkin won the lottery but kept his job at the diaper factory.
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Old 06-15-2003, 02:01 AM   #1226 (permalink)
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Fremen wastes water.

Also, he made love to a guild member once...
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Old 06-15-2003, 02:07 AM   #1227 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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that was a good one, manalone.

manalone wears cologne so he can stand to sit on the throne, that's why, alas, he's a man alone.
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:35 AM   #1228 (permalink)
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Don't encourage him!

Fremen can't make jelly
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Old 06-15-2003, 05:26 AM   #1229 (permalink)
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Meridae'n actually has a thing for jam,not jelly........he's just tooooo embarrased to let anyone know that splck is on his mind right now.

*cha-ching.....double whammy*
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Old 06-15-2003, 06:02 AM   #1230 (permalink)
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flyman apparently likes/ want's to shove dildos up people’s asses.
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Old 06-15-2003, 06:34 AM   #1231 (permalink)
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splck has a massive collection of fly fishing paraphernalia, but will never use it coz he hates all things fishy.
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:02 AM   #1232 (permalink)
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bundy has sex with life-sized female dolls. Very odd.
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:23 AM   #1233 (permalink)
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Stiltz is a midget.......that's the reason for the stiltz
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:37 AM   #1234 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
Flyman knows where the weapons of mass destruction are, and refuses to tell!
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:39 AM   #1235 (permalink)
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richee is a cheap s.o.b. and that's why i won't tell him.

*buck up and the hidding place will be revealed*
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:56 AM   #1236 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
Flyman failed to notice richeee has a donor tag. Who's the cheap s.o.b.?

Now where are those WMD's??
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Old 06-15-2003, 11:44 AM   #1237 (permalink)
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richee has a strange obsession with fish sticks and cream cheese, oh yea, and his parents left him when he was 3
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:11 PM   #1238 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:20 PM   #1239 (permalink)
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queedo can't doggy-paddle
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:04 PM   #1240 (permalink)
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