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bing bing · 06-25-2003, 02:59 AM

uncle phil is really auntie phil.

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 03:21 AM

bing bing refuses to believe in the existance of wood...

Fly · 06-25-2003, 04:09 AM

Meridae'n is a drunken,remote flicking pussy

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 04:14 AM

flyman always refers to automatic teller machines as 'ATM machines'... fucken annoying

rat · 06-25-2003, 08:03 AM

meridae'n couldn't find something to set her name apart, so she inserted an apostrophe :gasp:

uncle phil · 06-25-2003, 12:32 PM

rat's got the sleeper jammy franchise, guys...begins the stampede...

rat · 06-25-2003, 12:43 PM

uncle phil is really your aunt frida

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 05:07 PM

rat refers to blokes as 'her' and 'she', same as he refers to himself...

paddyjoe · 06-25-2003, 05:46 PM

Sadly, the cat in Meridae'n's av is his only drinking buddy.

Fly · 06-25-2003, 07:11 PM

paddyjoe is upset cuz he doesn't have a drinking buddy.

*tips one back for paddyjoe*

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 08:58 PM

flyman sigle-handedly caused the server problems...

uncle phil · 06-26-2003, 03:55 AM

mer is looking over his shoulder...because i'm right behind him today...

paddyjoe · 06-26-2003, 04:07 AM

And that is uncle phil's true desire...to be behind young men. How sick dear uncle!!!!!

Fly · 06-26-2003, 04:27 AM

paddyjoe wishes uncle phil would be right behind him.

paddyjoe · 06-26-2003, 10:40 AM

flyman wishes he had that on video.....along with a fresh tube of K-Y.

Pheatius · 06-26-2003, 11:33 AM

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
Why do you act so?
You were so funny, not long ago

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
your comments would only fit the bill
to those that understand Dr Phil

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
You are no stooge to us, you see,
for you love the soiled Uncle Phil Jammie

Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe
how much KY you've used, we'll never know
but it is you, not flyman, that wants that video

uncle phil · 06-26-2003, 12:07 PM

phaetius, you're nuts...

Meridae'n · 06-26-2003, 03:56 PM

No more drugs for Pheatius...

Uncle phil uses the mouse with his left hand when on the titty boards...

Fly · 06-27-2003, 03:14 AM

*that was great Pheatius*

well Meridae'n doesn't use the mouse while on the titty board cuz he goes for the vids so two hands are free for pleasuring his member.

uncle phil · 06-27-2003, 03:44 AM

fly has wet dreams in swahili...

Fly · 06-27-2003, 04:11 AM

ahhhh phil.............

uncle phil has wet dreams as well.....but those sleeper jammies soak it all up so the missus doesn't know any better.

right phil.......

Pheatius · 06-27-2003, 12:35 PM

This is a picture of Flyman before the wing-removal surgery...

(was much more appropriate when your old avatar was up...)

uncle phil · 06-27-2003, 01:01 PM

phaetius performed the surgery that turned my buddy fly into a mere mortal, with no superpowers...

bundy · 06-27-2003, 05:08 PM

phil dreams that one day, he´ll return to Kings Cross and relive that experience...but this time without the drag queens.

Giant Hamburger · 06-27-2003, 08:42 PM

I am certain to be killed for telling you this.
It is told that in the immemorial years when the world was young, before ever the men of England came to the island of Norfolk, another city stood beside the sea; the gray stone city of Ib, which was old as the sea itself, and peopled with beings not pleasing to behold. Very odd and ugly were these beings, as indeed are most beings of a world yet inchoate and rudely fashioned. It is written on the brick cylinders of Kadatheron that the beings of lb were in hue as green as the sea and the mists that rise above it; that they had bulging eyes, pouting, flabby lips, and curious ears, and were without voice. It is also written that they descended one night from the moon in a mist; they and the gray stone city lb. However this may be, it is certain that they worshipped a sea-green stone idol chiseled in the likeness of Bundy, their great sea-god; before which they danced horribly when the moon was gibbous. And it is written in the papyrus of Ilarnek, that they one day discovered fire, and thereafter kindled flames on many ceremonial occasions. But not much is written of these beings, because they lived in very ancient times, and man is young, and knows but little of the very ancient living things. Ask Bundy, he knows, he’ll tell you.

cheese · 06-27-2003, 11:56 PM

Giant hamburger Copy pastes insults! also he is Cooked WAY passed well you might even say he is burnt either way he is very dry and of not good quilty meat

uncle phil · 06-28-2003, 04:22 AM

cheese wishes he could join the bacon on one of GHs creations...

Fly · 06-28-2003, 06:14 AM

uncle phil informed me that he wanted to be a girls bicycle seat in his next life.

splck · 06-28-2003, 09:53 AM

flyman wants people to look at his drilling attachment.

uncle phil · 06-28-2003, 12:33 PM

splck would need a magnifying glass to find it...

Fly · 06-28-2003, 04:23 PM

phil knows this cuz he's seen it.

Fremen · 06-28-2003, 08:31 PM

flyman has an unhealthy attraction to camouflaged duct tape.

Giant Hamburger · 06-28-2003, 09:59 PM

So I went over to Fremen's house to return some books.
All was too quiet and the door was wide open. I walked in calling his name. No answer. I got a drink out of the 'fridge. It wasn't very cold. I went into the den and found this:

I drug it outside to get the picture.
I'm not stupid, that is a pod and he's been bodysnatched!
It has begun. Trust no one. Go to the scheduled meeting place.
GH over and out

Fly · 06-28-2003, 10:04 PM

GH is actually an alien trying to take over the world as a giant hamburger.he is trying to trick us into believing his sly story.

Fremen · 06-28-2003, 10:54 PM

flyman actually believes GH's story about me, but is ashamed to admit it was his sister GH found at my house, instead of me.

bundy · 06-28-2003, 11:02 PM

once again the pack of hungry fremen follow the lone flyman around until it submits and joins the herd.

uncle phil · 06-29-2003, 04:18 AM

bundy has become an acolyte in king phil's court of banana peels...

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 03:28 PM

uncle phil can't spell stalegtite

Conclamo Ludus · 06-29-2003, 03:39 PM

Meridae'n started the Great Chicago Fire

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 04:54 PM

Conclamo Ludus still has two Cabbage Patch kids...

06-25-2003, 03:21 AM	#1442 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bing bing refuses to believe in the existance of wood... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-25-2003, 04:09 AM	#1443 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n is a drunken,remote flicking pussy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-25-2003, 04:14 AM	#1444 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman always refers to automatic teller machines as 'ATM machines'... fucken annoying __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-25-2003, 12:32 PM	#1446 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rat's got the sleeper jammy franchise, guys...begins the stampede... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-25-2003, 05:07 PM	#1448 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	rat refers to blokes as 'her' and 'she', same as he refers to himself... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-25-2003, 02:59 AM	#1441 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	uncle phil is really auntie phil.

06-25-2003, 05:46 PM	#1449 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Sadly, the cat in Meridae'n's av is his only drinking buddy.

06-25-2003, 07:11 PM	#1450 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe is upset cuz he doesn't have a drinking buddy. tips one back for paddyjoe __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-25-2003, 08:58 PM	#1451 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman sigle-handedly caused the server problems... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-26-2003, 03:55 AM	#1452 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer is looking over his shoulder...because i'm right behind him today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2003, 04:07 AM	#1453 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	And that is uncle phil's true desire...to be behind young men. How sick dear uncle!!!!!

06-26-2003, 04:27 AM	#1454 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe wishes uncle phil would be right behind him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-26-2003, 10:40 AM	#1455 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman wishes he had that on video.....along with a fresh tube of K-Y.

06-26-2003, 11:33 AM	#1456 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe Why do you act so? You were so funny, not long ago Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe your comments would only fit the bill to those that understand Dr Phil Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe You are no stooge to us, you see, for you love the soiled Uncle Phil Jammie Paddyjoe, Paddyjoe how much KY you've used, we'll never know but it is you, not flyman, that wants that video

06-26-2003, 12:07 PM	#1457 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius, you're nuts... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2003, 03:56 PM	#1458 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	No more drugs for Pheatius... Uncle phil uses the mouse with his left hand when on the titty boards... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-27-2003, 03:14 AM	#1459 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that was great Pheatius well Meridae'n doesn't use the mouse while on the titty board cuz he goes for the vids so two hands are free for pleasuring his member. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-27-2003, 03:44 AM	#1460 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly has wet dreams in swahili... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-27-2003, 04:11 AM	#1461 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhhh phil............. uncle phil has wet dreams as well.....but those sleeper jammies soak it all up so the missus doesn't know any better. right phil....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-27-2003, 12:35 PM	#1462 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	This is a picture of Flyman before the wing-removal surgery... (was much more appropriate when your old avatar was up...) Last edited by Pheatius; 06-27-2003 at 12:37 PM..

06-27-2003, 01:01 PM	#1463 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	phaetius performed the surgery that turned my buddy fly into a mere mortal, with no superpowers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-27-2003, 05:08 PM	#1464 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil dreams that one day, he´ll return to Kings Cross and relive that experience...but this time without the drag queens. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-27-2003, 08:42 PM	#1465 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I am certain to be killed for telling you this. It is told that in the immemorial years when the world was young, before ever the men of England came to the island of Norfolk, another city stood beside the sea; the gray stone city of Ib, which was old as the sea itself, and peopled with beings not pleasing to behold. Very odd and ugly were these beings, as indeed are most beings of a world yet inchoate and rudely fashioned. It is written on the brick cylinders of Kadatheron that the beings of lb were in hue as green as the sea and the mists that rise above it; that they had bulging eyes, pouting, flabby lips, and curious ears, and were without voice. It is also written that they descended one night from the moon in a mist; they and the gray stone city lb. However this may be, it is certain that they worshipped a sea-green stone idol chiseled in the likeness of Bundy, their great sea-god; before which they danced horribly when the moon was gibbous. And it is written in the papyrus of Ilarnek, that they one day discovered fire, and thereafter kindled flames on many ceremonial occasions. But not much is written of these beings, because they lived in very ancient times, and man is young, and knows but little of the very ancient living things. Ask Bundy, he knows, he’ll tell you.

06-27-2003, 11:56 PM	#1466 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	Giant hamburger Copy pastes insults! also he is Cooked WAY passed well you might even say he is burnt either way he is very dry and of not good quilty meat

06-28-2003, 04:22 AM	#1467 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cheese wishes he could join the bacon on one of GHs creations... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2003, 06:14 AM	#1468 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil informed me that he wanted to be a girls bicycle seat in his next life. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2003, 09:53 AM	#1469 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman wants people to look at his drilling attachment. __________________ nice line eh?

06-28-2003, 12:33 PM	#1470 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	splck would need a magnifying glass to find it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2003, 04:23 PM	#1471 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil knows this cuz he's seen it. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2003, 08:31 PM	#1472 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman has an unhealthy attraction to camouflaged duct tape. __________________ Google

06-28-2003, 09:59 PM	#1473 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	So I went over to Fremen's house to return some books. All was too quiet and the door was wide open. I walked in calling his name. No answer. I got a drink out of the 'fridge. It wasn't very cold. I went into the den and found this: I drug it outside to get the picture. I'm not stupid, that is a pod and he's been bodysnatched! It has begun. Trust no one. Go to the scheduled meeting place. GH over and out Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 06-28-2003 at 10:20 PM..

06-28-2003, 10:04 PM	#1474 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	GH is actually an alien trying to take over the world as a giant hamburger.he is trying to trick us into believing his sly story. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2003, 10:54 PM	#1475 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman actually believes GH's story about me, but is ashamed to admit it was his sister GH found at my house, instead of me. __________________ Google

06-28-2003, 11:02 PM	#1476 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	once again the pack of hungry fremen follow the lone flyman around until it submits and joins the herd. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-29-2003, 04:18 AM	#1477 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy has become an acolyte in king phil's court of banana peels... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.