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Old 07-08-2003, 01:11 PM   #1681 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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before the slaughter of said pigs, I noticed the had been "used" by guypunkr.
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:14 PM   #1682 (permalink)
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Only because Splck's mother visits daily...
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:33 PM   #1683 (permalink)
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Guypunkr has been seen near Pearl Harbor waiting for Ben Affleck to show up again. He has bought new parachute silk in which to wrap himself. He has an altar to Ben Affleck that he affectionately refers to as "Big Ben".
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:38 PM   #1684 (permalink)
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Pheatius is jealous that he didn't come up with the idea and nickname first.
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:57 PM   #1685 (permalink)
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guypunkr has the name "Strawberry Shorcake" branded onto the small of his back.
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:08 PM   #1686 (permalink)
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Conclamo has three vaginas... All on his face (this can have multiple meanings, choose whichever one you like).
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:12 PM   #1687 (permalink)
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guypunkr won't leave my poor little vaginas alone. He runs around trying to put anything he can find in them. And it hurts...
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:14 PM   #1688 (permalink)
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Conclamo actually thinks pain equals pleasure. So I can't tell whether I'm hurting him, or getting him off...
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:10 PM   #1689 (permalink)
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guypunkr has a thing for Yoko Ono... *shivers*
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:34 PM   #1690 (permalink)
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Aww... That was below the belt (in more ways than one).

But I guess that's too bad since Splck has a thing for... you guessed it, Conclamo and his three vaginas that I keep stuffing Yoko Ono CDs into.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:06 PM   #1691 (permalink)
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guypunkr keeps are wanking diary...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:07 PM   #1692 (permalink)
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meri tried to sell that diary to the British tabloids, and even they didn´t want it.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:13 PM   #1693 (permalink)
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bundy tapes 'Burgo's Catch Phrase' when he's out...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:15 PM   #1694 (permalink)
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Meri was that guy who got ripped off by Burgo´s Catch Phrase.

Bogeyman or Boogeyman?

pity about that car mate.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:20 PM   #1695 (permalink)
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bundy helped vote Jo off Big Brother (you bastard!)
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:23 PM   #1696 (permalink)
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dammit!
thats just plain nasty meri!!

Meri has tried out for all three seasons of Big Brother, but they can´t let him go in because he´s just too crazy.
and they don´t think that his strange bathroom habits would be appreciated by the public.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:25 PM   #1697 (permalink)
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bundy watches old reruns of 'It's a Knockout' on his beta video player...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:30 PM   #1698 (permalink)
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Meri tried to appear on Family Feud, but they had to get security to remove him when he pretended to be everyone in his family.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:31 PM   #1699 (permalink)
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bundy is in love with Chrissy...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:35 PM   #1700 (permalink)
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dammit man, these are nasty.

Meri is in love with Kim (the one who got evicted with Saxon)
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:37 PM   #1701 (permalink)
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I love Lismore white trash!


bundy stalked Johnny all over Darlinghurst when he came out of the house...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:38 PM   #1702 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Meri smokes banana leaves.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:41 PM   #1703 (permalink)
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Fremen thinks thats an insult to an Aussie.

and Meri stalked Andy (the Dominatrix catwoman) around the country when she got evicted.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:42 PM   #1704 (permalink)
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bundy is a dead ringer for Ray Martin...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:46 PM   #1705 (permalink)
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well, Meri is a dead ringer for Harry Potter (no, not the magician, the old crime reporter on Channel Ten)
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:50 PM   #1706 (permalink)
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bundy once lost an arm wrestle with Calista Flockart
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:52 PM   #1707 (permalink)
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Meri needs to bone up on his spelling.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:56 PM   #1708 (permalink)
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Nothing gets past Fremen...
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:57 PM   #1709 (permalink)
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Meri is also (strangely) a dead ringer for Jay Leno.
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:58 PM   #1710 (permalink)
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There seems to be alot of Jay Leno lookalikes around here...


bundy can't wait for the next issue of NRMA's 'Open Road'
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:03 PM   #1711 (permalink)
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actually, i quite like that mag, esp the dodgy accomodation section at the back.

no, seriously, Meri subscribes to Patchwork monthly. which is a serious publication dedicated to the wonderful craft of Patchwork.
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:05 PM   #1712 (permalink)
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bundy would take Monty over Sami anyday...
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #1713 (permalink)
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actually, having worked with Monty and Sami, i´d prolly choose Monty, ah, no i wouldn´t. Sami´s ass OWNS.

Meri would take Jim Whaley over Sami.
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:18 PM   #1714 (permalink)
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bundy's avatar is a picture of him that Meridae'n took on his birthday.
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:19 PM   #1715 (permalink)
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CL snorts Labradore fur...
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:19 PM   #1716 (permalink)
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Meri was hoping that someone other than another Down under-er would post next, but he secretly feared it would be richeee. His fears have been met-and he's sobbing in the corner, trying to play, what he calls his didjeridoo!
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:22 PM   #1717 (permalink)
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richeee isn't quick enough...
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:29 PM   #1718 (permalink)
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but too quick for Meridae'n!
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:30 PM   #1719 (permalink)
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well, richeeeeee is too quick for me.

cos he´s in love with fluffy bunnies.

and Meri lives on ´the road to Gundagai´.
or is that the dog on the tucker-box?
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:52 PM   #1720 (permalink)
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Bundy has secretly figured out that ever single one of these secrets... Is actually true!!
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