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Conclamo Ludus · 07-17-2003, 08:22 AM

Giant Hamburger doesn't really love the lady Bundy. He is just using her.

Pheatius · 07-17-2003, 12:11 PM

Conclamo Ludus likes to suck out the Bavarian cream filling from doughnuts at the local doughnut shop and then 'refill' them with Conclamo Ludus cream.

uncle phil · 07-17-2003, 12:29 PM

pheatius is already looking for formal "sleeper jammies" to wear to the GH/Bundy wedding...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-17-2003, 01:59 PM

Uncle Phil wants to win the bid to design Pheatius' formal-wear sleeper jammies.

Fly · 07-17-2003, 03:56 PM

CLudus has a hard time handeling a gun.....

*damn yard apes*

bundy · 07-17-2003, 07:46 PM

The Fly refused to be the best man for either Hamburger, or me... he didn´t like the idea of a man marrying a magnificent foodstuff.
so he will be replaced by another, more open-minded friend.

grumpyolddude · 07-17-2003, 08:39 PM

"Bones" is just a psuedonym.

Fremen · 07-18-2003, 03:56 AM

g-pod sneezes when he kisses his dog. He went through 3 boxes of kleenex on Wednesday alone.

uncle phil · 07-18-2003, 04:16 AM

fremen wants to be the flower girl in the wedding...

paddyjoe · 07-18-2003, 04:24 AM

uncle phil was lobbying to be the maid of honor. A position he has held many times before!

rockogre · 07-18-2003, 06:16 AM

Paddyjoe has a tattoo of Secret Squirell somewhere private.

Pheatius · 07-18-2003, 06:21 AM

Rockogre has a map to that "Somewhere private" place...it is there he believes the treasure of the Sierra Madre is hidden...

Fremen · 07-18-2003, 06:53 AM

Pheatius actually likes sleeping in short-sheeted beds.

Charlatan · 07-18-2003, 07:39 AM

Fremen has never read Dune...

uncle phil · 07-18-2003, 12:59 PM

charlatan is gathering together the trousseau for bundy...

Pheatius · 07-18-2003, 01:45 PM

Uncle Phil
took a pill
it cost him a buck and a quarter
when phil came down
his face did frown
for he had overpaid dearly

Fremen · 07-18-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlatan
Fremen has never read Dune...

Oh, that hurts, that gets me to the core....

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Pheatius likes to polish his balls with furniture wax.
Did I mention he doesn't bowl?

Fly · 07-19-2003, 05:14 AM

Fremen can't read...that's why Charlatan's comment hurt so bad.

uncle phil · 07-19-2003, 12:35 PM

fly can't carry a tune...or so i've heard (ouch)...

Fremen · 07-19-2003, 01:31 PM

unc. phil wishes every night, before he falls asleep, for a pair of sleeper-jammies for Christmas.

Fly · 07-20-2003, 06:47 AM

Fremen likes to dress as santa and deiliver sleeper jammies to all the good little uncle phils

splck · 07-20-2003, 06:56 AM

flyman once asked a friend to "come over and check out my rear-end"

Fly · 07-20-2003, 07:02 AM

well thanks for that......

splck likes being asked by other guys to check out their rear ends

no really....he does

splck · 07-20-2003, 07:12 AM

flyman even offered to wash his rear-end before viewing. He also wants his rear-end freshly lubed.

Fremen · 07-20-2003, 12:24 PM

flyman gets his tires rotated daily.

uncle phil · 07-20-2003, 01:02 PM

fremen has an anal-compulsive disorder...

Meridae'n · 07-20-2003, 04:23 PM

Uncle Phil has to eat his food anally...

splck · 07-20-2003, 05:40 PM

Meridae'n feeds Uncle Phil.

Fly · 07-20-2003, 06:11 PM

double slagg.....splck enjoys lubing rear ends

fremen lost his refresh button

Meridae'n · 07-20-2003, 08:25 PM

flyman putts from the rough...

Stiltzkin · 07-20-2003, 08:33 PM

Meridae'n smacks stuff with a velvet sledge hammer.

Fremen · 07-21-2003, 02:48 AM

/me checks for the refresh button....*scratches head* uh-ee-ugh!

Stiltzkin lives in a van down by the river with splck.

Pennington · 07-21-2003, 03:30 AM

Fremen isn't really a man at all, but rather the last hope of planet Orgasmia who came to earth to collect a material that can only be obtained from gay men's seman in order to save his planet from the talking horses.

Fly · 07-21-2003, 03:39 AM

wow....Pennington knows gay aliens from outer space that ride talking horses.

is that fucked up or what?

(welcome eh)

uncle phil · 07-21-2003, 03:49 AM

fly, that is so wrong...but not as wrong as the sight of you in polka-dotted sleeper jammies...

Pennington · 07-21-2003, 03:49 AM

uncle phil recently grew a penis on his arm after his original one was fried off while taking a piss on an electric fence.

Fremen · 07-21-2003, 04:05 AM

Pennington recently acquired Michael Jacksons' bones.

Pheatius · 07-21-2003, 09:54 AM

Fremen sold them to Pennington after he was done 'using' the 'bones' himself. (But he did at least sanitize them first)

sportsrule101 · 07-21-2003, 12:19 PM

Pheatius wishes he had never thrown those feces at the big gorilla

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 03:29 PM

The last time sporty got his temperature taken with an anal thermometre, the doctor had both his hands on sporty's shoulders...

07-17-2003, 08:22 AM	#2001 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Giant Hamburger doesn't really love the lady Bundy. He is just using her. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-17-2003, 12:29 PM	#2003 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius is already looking for formal "sleeper jammies" to wear to the GH/Bundy wedding... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-17-2003, 01:59 PM	#2004 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Uncle Phil wants to win the bid to design Pheatius' formal-wear sleeper jammies. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-17-2003, 03:56 PM	#2005 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	CLudus has a hard time handeling a gun..... damn yard apes __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-17-2003, 07:46 PM	#2006 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	The Fly refused to be the best man for either Hamburger, or me... he didn´t like the idea of a man marrying a magnificent foodstuff. so he will be replaced by another, more open-minded friend. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 12:11 PM	#2002 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Conclamo Ludus likes to suck out the Bavarian cream filling from doughnuts at the local doughnut shop and then 'refill' them with Conclamo Ludus cream.

07-17-2003, 08:39 PM	#2007 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	"Bones" is just a psuedonym. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-18-2003, 03:56 AM	#2008 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	g-pod sneezes when he kisses his dog. He went through 3 boxes of kleenex on Wednesday alone. __________________ Google

07-18-2003, 04:16 AM	#2009 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen wants to be the flower girl in the wedding... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2003, 04:24 AM	#2010 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil was lobbying to be the maid of honor. A position he has held many times before!

07-18-2003, 06:16 AM	#2011 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Paddyjoe has a tattoo of Secret Squirell somewhere private. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

07-18-2003, 06:21 AM	#2012 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Rockogre has a map to that "Somewhere private" place...it is there he believes the treasure of the Sierra Madre is hidden...

07-18-2003, 06:53 AM	#2013 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pheatius actually likes sleeping in short-sheeted beds. __________________ Google

07-18-2003, 07:39 AM	#2014 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen has never read Dune... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-18-2003, 12:59 PM	#2015 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlatan is gathering together the trousseau for bundy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-20-2003, 04:23 PM	#2027 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Uncle Phil has to eat his food anally... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-20-2003, 05:40 PM	#2028 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Meridae'n feeds Uncle Phil. __________________ nice line eh?

07-20-2003, 08:25 PM	#2030 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman putts from the rough... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-18-2003, 01:45 PM	#2016 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil took a pill it cost him a buck and a quarter when phil came down his face did frown for he had overpaid dearly

07-19-2003, 05:14 AM	#2018 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen can't read...that's why Charlatan's comment hurt so bad. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2003, 12:35 PM	#2019 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly can't carry a tune...or so i've heard (ouch)... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-19-2003, 01:31 PM	#2020 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. phil wishes every night, before he falls asleep, for a pair of sleeper-jammies for Christmas. __________________ Google

07-20-2003, 06:47 AM	#2021 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen likes to dress as santa and deiliver sleeper jammies to all the good little uncle phils __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-20-2003, 06:56 AM	#2022 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman once asked a friend to "come over and check out my rear-end" __________________ nice line eh?

07-20-2003, 07:02 AM	#2023 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	well thanks for that...... splck likes being asked by other guys to check out their rear ends no really....he does __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-20-2003, 07:12 AM	#2024 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman even offered to wash his rear-end before viewing. He also wants his rear-end freshly lubed. __________________ nice line eh?

07-20-2003, 12:24 PM	#2025 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman gets his tires rotated daily. __________________ Google

07-20-2003, 01:02 PM	#2026 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen has an anal-compulsive disorder... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-20-2003, 06:11 PM	#2029 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	double slagg.....splck enjoys lubing rear ends fremen lost his refresh button __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-20-2003, 08:33 PM	#2031 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Meridae'n smacks stuff with a velvet sledge hammer. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-21-2003, 02:48 AM	#2032 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	/me checks for the refresh button....scratches head uh-ee-ugh! Stiltzkin lives in a van down by the river with splck. __________________ Google

07-21-2003, 03:30 AM	#2033 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Fremen isn't really a man at all, but rather the last hope of planet Orgasmia who came to earth to collect a material that can only be obtained from gay men's seman in order to save his planet from the talking horses.

07-21-2003, 03:39 AM	#2034 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wow....Pennington knows gay aliens from outer space that ride talking horses. is that fucked up or what? (welcome eh) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-21-2003, 03:49 AM	#2035 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly, that is so wrong...but not as wrong as the sight of you in polka-dotted sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2003, 03:49 AM	#2036 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	uncle phil recently grew a penis on his arm after his original one was fried off while taking a piss on an electric fence.

07-21-2003, 04:05 AM	#2037 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pennington recently acquired Michael Jacksons' bones. __________________ Google

07-21-2003, 09:54 AM	#2038 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Fremen sold them to Pennington after he was done 'using' the 'bones' himself. (But he did at least sanitize them first)

07-21-2003, 12:19 PM	#2039 (permalink)
sportsrule101 Insane	Pheatius wishes he had never thrown those feces at the big gorilla __________________ winning isn't everything but losing isn't anything